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Probably before I'm 30, I don't want my child's friend calling me his grandpa. I've set the date already, wetin remain na to find good wife.

Damn! From this write up it's obvious that you must have smelled and tasted a lot of balls in your lifetime. I remember one of my guy that year in school, he only had one boxer and he smelled like fufu, any day we see the guy boxers outside we go know say he no wear any one. The guy could go on for weeks without changing his underwear.

Me looking at his NYSC picture like ...
Money good oh

Manadan0000:
I'm an average graduate still managing and hustling for a better job, my salary is around 45-50k. I stay alone and i feed, cloth myself /pay my bills plus other responsibilities.

I've been into failed relationship in the past from my woman cheating, fucking around or being a gold digger. Lately i started having trust issues and as am typing right now I've only toy gfs or flings with no feelings attached, i only call them when i need to charge my battery, i ll
make them laugh and be like when ll u come see me now, then somehow they come and we arrange each other & that's all, annoying part is most of this girls Bleep around & i find out, my problem is am too smart that i find out easily if a woman is fucking around. hence i can't say i want to settle with any of this girls for a serious relationship, i really want to live a responsible life, ve my own woman but irresponsible girls everywhere.

Lately one i just started dating a lady i so much adore, after spending our first day and night together, she got home next day and called to ask for 3k, i told her honestly i don't ve that cash at the moment but maybe nextweek, since that day she started avoiding me & infact she has refused to see me again after then.

The irony of the whole thing is i spend more than this on my guy friends and feel it's normal but giving a woman money is like they re scamming me, i gave a lady who came to my place yesterday 300naira for transport fare because from her place to mind is just 100naira, the eye she looked at me ;Dmind you she's fucking a guy who's my neighbor but we both pretended not to know.
I've lost so many relationship because of money because i feel am about to be duped, i only had few serious relationship in the past and i spend on average, because they deserve it and also spend on me as well.

The moment a lady ask me for money, airtime for sub that's the end, i don't care if u re testing me because if i ask lady to come sleep with me as a test am sure she ll not oblige.
Infact a lady came to myhouse last weekend and i subtracted all the money i spent entertaining her from what i intended to give her for tfare. (malt-200naira, snacks-200, she used data for over 30mins through hotspot- 200naira, she used my perfume 100naira..her change is remaining 300naira so i gave her 300naira while she was leaving). She got home and started giving me attitude.

Infact one of my ex we ve been really chating well and getting along but the day i saw please send me money, that's the last time we chatted since July this year.
Wait guys am i really stingy

Brother wey wise, you and I are both alike in many ways, the difference is that I don't have time for multiple women.
The moment a girl asks me for money, every attraction that I had for her falls back to 0%, anything I can't do for my guys, I won't do the same for any lady.

You either send it to her or you don't, I don't see why it's necessary to bring it up here

Situations like this are the reason I don't bulge when blacks complain about racism. Here we are the same colour but we hate and kill each other because we speak different languages; the black man is his own problem

donbachi:
No matter how d gods small reach,people wey dey go carry am...dey use two hands.

O deep, words of wisdom

Airloard:
Have been following this thread for some time.This is my first post.

Breakfast

Another Prestonn loading gradually

Buhari Administration Is Constructing 524 Highway, Bridges Nationwide
That's true, but the projects are so massive that we'll need microscopes to see them

Still available

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This picture has inspired me, I'll take pictures of all my kids holding the senate mace

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Tilapia fish and plantain.

Cooked outside and also eat outside

@cutiereborn have your fish

Boss you seriously need to organise a party for your Nairaland fans' club

safarigirl:
when and where did you take this survey to come to this conclusion?

A generation of yahoo boys and corporate criminals want to talk about women not believing in hard work? The nerve!

Oya come and bite me

BIGGIE121:
yes very very correct , girls of nowadays dont believe in hardwork.

Most don't even believe in work at all; whether hard or soft work

kneehighbootz:
let's be friends, darkseid. you cook really well.

Thank you.

sassysure:
I have been seeing this malt for some time now.
Is it new in town?
At first I thought it's small stout in can.
Seems like it's everywhere. How good is it?

I don't drink a lot of malt, so I can't really compare it with others but in my opinion it's very good.

No mind my ugly buttercream, Na only the taste matter.

Anything just to trend; submit that and come back after one year for the defence. He probably typed an extra page and would remove it before the final submission.

Gawd I hate big weddings, most times it's just for show off. I attended a cousin's wedding last month (first wedding I attended in almost ten years), it was mostly about the big personalities and bride's family. Introduction and hailing of dignitaries took half of the time, with some people having almost ten titles, I was like WTF, at the end I no still see better food chop

For me the perfect wedding is one with less than twenty guests. The one that drives me nuts the most is the asoebi women, I don't even see the point, bridal train nko, I no see the point.

Dear future wife, take note; it's either a small wedding or you foot 95% of the cost, either way if I see people wearing asoebi, marriage don end be that.

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Is the Nokia 3310 brand new?

I believe that by now, the lizard must have made peace with its maker.

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Ladiva:
17 views no comment.... Haaaa guys! Help

Why not drop the model name of both laptops, it'll make it easier to advice you. You can also check my signature, I have very good laptops at cheap prices.

Hamachi:
Can you appear naked in front of a magazine cover for 4 Billion Naira?

Even the gods of my ancestors would be angry with me if I refuse the offer, they'll be like; this guy na God go punish you

Indomie Thursday

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While reading the piece, I already made up a picture of the girl and the groom in my head, as I see the main thing na so I shock

Mckandre:
Those two black wireless pads ain't original

And why do you say so

sharpwriter:
Lol... Na so na... Monitor lizard too sure pass snake meat especially the smoked dried one (that's the best)

The salt and pepper go don stick to the meat wella.

Come use palm wine or red wine step am down (don't get drunk o) and you will have a resounding sleep after.

Lol

I can't take it anymore, I dey enter bush this weekend