₦airaland Forum

PrecioussB:
Funny part of this is that if it comes to Nigeria there'll still be hold-ups in the sky lol

And the policemen would still be in the air as well with jetpacks to collect normal roger.

enshi:
I was in my first year in school .. I just got into the campus.
She met me and helped me join the Igbo student's association.

She invited me to dinner one day and the food was so delicious. I ate and ate until it was late she begged me to stay the night.

Mid night she started touching me and we did it.
We continued this way till she graduated ( a year later)
While she was on her project, one dey she was in the bathroom and I decided to go through her pics in the drawer. Low and behold I saw both trad and white wedding pics of her.
She told me it was her twin. I was shocked she never told me about her being a twin..
Since then I decided to make my findings.. She was married ... Four months before I met her

@OP this song is dedicated to your hand

TroubleMaker47:
Girls full which FUTO?
Oga you sure say you go FUTO at all?
FUTO that had about 12 girls in a dept of 300 students in EEE!!

There were only two girls in my set. FUTO parties na always gay parties, five boys go dey rock one girl, tueh

Nobleman005:
Too much land space

The best school though
FUTO my school ☑☑

The best in what way?
Is it the poorly planned landscape or the new buildings that starts to rot before they are opened. The only school with one useless bank. I remember how we used to queue for hours under the sun just to withdraw from that Diamond bank.

Lilimax:
See them! One enemy of the Church has been spotted

I love my God but I care less about the church. The church is simply a place where hypocrites gather, it's where you find the most wicked people especially the front rows

LifeChoices:
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Just shut up!

Nobody has ever forced you to go to church...

Right after you shut yours

Corporate2020:
Nigerians prefer Religion to Education. haven't you notice it is only Churches and Mosques my people are clamoring for re-opening?

You needed to see how happy my parents were when the ban on churches was lifted, Na the only thing wey dey bother them be that.

These religious organisations contribute nothing reasonable to the economy, I'd be a lot happier if they are shut down forever. I prefer to serve God in my home.

tosinman:
I need a quality office shoe, and a laptop

I've got very neat foreign used laptops at affordable prices, just check my signature.

Liftkid:
Get away!

whatever man

What exactly is the point of this thread; this is Histrionic personality disorder at work here. You just have to seek approval from strangers before you'll believe whether your baby is cute or not

- Original Sony 4gb memory card included
- Charging cable included
- Game already hacked with PSP and PSone emulator installed

The game works but has few issues
1. The left analog doesn't work properly, you can still play some vita games, PSP games and all PSone perfectly without it or you fix it for 3k
2. It tends to freeze and power off on its own sometimes, might be a software problem, I just don't have the time to fix it.

I'm selling it off because I rarely use it, let's just say that gaming isn't my thing anymore.

Price - 23k, reasonable offers are welcome
Call or whatsapp (preferable) - 08091062121

- Original Sony 4gb memory card included
- Charging cable included
- Game already hacked with PSP and PSone emulator installed

The game works but has few issues
1. The left analog doesn't work properly, you can still play some vita games, PSP games and all PSone perfectly without it or you fix it for 3k
2. It tends to freeze and power off on its own sometimes, might be a software problem, I just don't have the time to fix it.

I'm selling it off because I rarely use it, let's just say that gaming isn't my thing anymore.

Price - 23k, reasonable offers are welcome
Call or whatsapp (preferable) - 08091062121

sheggsliveth:
Got a call from them they are ok...returning back to their state since they couldn't found Mr Daniel till now.

Why not remove her picture and phone number from this thread, it was wrong of you to post it here in the first place.

gidgiddy:
Im not impressed with these planes, looks like the type used in the second world war

You took the words right out of my hands

Looks like a coby. OP show us the aftermath na, abi you go chop the peppersoup alone come still chop picture join

Even the 45k Nokia X5 from 2018 came with a Helio P60 processor; I no go even advice my enemy to buy Tecno or Infinix phones.

Topmaike007:
the show go sweet with Darkseid my main man as the supervilian

Trust me, I never disappoint

Millcollins:
Which is saved data more between mifi or mobile data?
I can use N5,000 per week just on data so I was told to get a mifi.
Also which network is the best

Your android phone would consume more data if it's connected through WiFi than when the SIM is in your phone.

Millenniumlady:
This was written by a gold digger......Set awong my wife's money is my money mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

E pain you abi

Like me, I detest phone calls and online chatting, infact I can go for weeks and not open my whatsapp. Apart from the line that I use for my business, ₦200 airtime can last me two months on my personal line, but if we meet in person, we can talk without ending.
One major problem is that most ladies usually have nothing to talk about, conversation with them is usually one way; you'll always be the one carrying the conversation and I hate that.

kevinotc:
Lolz some people can even come into my shop and be asking me "where is your oga?"

I get asked this question all the time, whether na abomination for young guy to own business I no know. Some customers would be like; your price too high, call your oga to confirm

KingAzubuike:
Actually it's usually due to peer pressure. A Yoruba man can see his friend faring well and richer than him without feeling jealous, intimidated or ashamed. Same for hausas. But an Igbo man, NO , it's either he measures up to that feat or he surpasses it. Shame will allow him to go to any length.

You have a point, and it's why we have a lot of mansions in my village with nobody living in them.

ekkywolex:
Do you still have it?

Yeah, I swapped the faulty one for another working console and gave it to my bro.

24kmagic:
I didn't want to comment initially but the thread kept growing with loads of nonsense comments.

95% of the people that commented from page 1-4 didn't use their brains. Instead, they used their Dicks and their pussies.
I'm like wtf?

OP, if I were you, I will do everything humanly possible to get my daughter back, even if that means ending her marriage. I don't bloody care what happens after but I will go for my daughter. I will be ready to pay her off for damages. I'm not going to let another man take ownership of my seed. Wtf?

Those dick heads and those pussy holes that are telling you to let her be will still be the ones to condemn that lady if the husband finds out on his own that the child is not his.

Just imagine how people are supporting paternity fraud. Wtf?
One of the biggest problems facing us as a country is sentiment and irrationality. People cannot give their opinion from a rational point of view. Religion, ethnicity, emotions, traditions, gender, and sometimes age are what people consider before they air their opinion.

Haven said that....
The moral of this story: never marry a non virgin. Right now, the husband of that woman thinks he has a lovely wife and baby at home. Not knowing that what he married is about to bring down his world. OP can still fvck her even if he wants to. Hey! Before you marry that girl, confirm her virginity status.

Only marry a non virgin if you were the one that deflowered her.

@OP, this is the only sensible comment on this thread so far except for the bolded part.

I made this garlic naan bread sandwich before the lockdown started; when life was still sweet
Pic 1: the making
Pic 2: assembly time
Pic 3: final product

Are they not black people, it's nothing new. They are always so power drunk and filled with wickedness; In my next life, I'd rather come back as a grasshopper than be a black man

Big processors,big specs, plenty RAM with nothing to utilize it, just to make sure people find a reason to buy new phones every year.

I tried listing a domain name that I got recently on Afternic but it seems it was previously listed and in the past one week I've sent two messages to Afternic but still no response from them. Has anyone had this kind of problem before?

Hulk619:
If the post gets through, please help me someone is banning me for no reason. I was trying to reply plead post with some accurate comic book references and also confirm that darkseid is low budget Thanos. But one mod is not accepting the truth. It is 4am for God's sake have mercy

Ishilove, whitelotus, DriggityDre, abduleez1 help me please

I hope you get banned for insulting me