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Anything to trend; looks 90% fake to me

Benoski07:
Hello pls I have same problem. Loaded the unit but still no power in my apartment. The loading was successful though. Is there a code for this pls?

I have the same problem with my EKEDC meter; how did you manage to solve the problem?

Our mumu no too much

Na wa oo

Young6x1:
Everything for Yankee de sweet
Our toilet in camp once u enter the shit go run go back

Funny but true. I no shit throughout my first week in camp and I thought I was gonna die, worst experience in my life

Lynette2cute:
Knock knock

This one you're knocking here, don't tell me you're feeling suicidal

Ebonygirl1:
They're cute

How many Nairaland likes for me to carry you go Iya Shakira buka

husbandsnatcha:
...Rumuodumeje indeed
Explain what u meant by Rumuodumeje
Ina agwo ogwu ego nnam?...mama ihusiela anya

Of course, anyi na agwo pieces
Umu Odumeje - Odumeje's Children, abi you never hear the song

Let me drop my own tongues, if you know it, then you're awesome.

Anu meji
Sanu keji ma nu ke sili sa ba
Sa nunu kuji
Se nu ke ji ma nu se sili ka je

Umu Odumeje, unu ncha ga abu multimillion
Umu Odumeje mmonwu, unu ncha ga abu multimillion ...

"I'm not fine jor"

Brother help yourself by not asking her what's wrong, just change topic sharp sharp

oluaseunhashy:
Do you have this type of camera?

Check the link in my signature, I have cameras for sale.

The type of place you would never find me; nothing sweet pass inside house.

While reading your messages is an intrusion of privacy, I don't think I can date any girl that would hide her phone from me, and I know I won't do the same.

MICHEAL346:
I want to change the entire IP of my phone to USA so that it will change my location in the phone entirely because I want use it to register for a TextNow account (and also "Reward for google surveys" app by google - I hope I didn't just blow up my little secret sha, well no big deal).

Right now playstore will not let me install textnow because they said it is not supported in my country.... And for people that don't know about TextNow reading this post, textnow, to me, is an app that allow u to have access to a dedicated USA phone number and the best thing is that you can call or text anyone without paying a monthly/yearly fee not even a dime


To cut the long story short, any one who has knowledge about how to set up a super effective VPN that can change my phone entire location and hide my Nigerian IP, should please help me on how he / she did his / hers.

Help a nairalander

Thanks.

Change your IP to USA using any good VPN, then clear the data for playstore and Google Play services, and you are good to go.

Ishilove:
Truth be told, I am tired of living in interesting times. It's beggining to give me acid reflux. I need to retire to the mountains and turn my back on this chaotic world.

Devil dey like answer this kind prayer, what if you wake up tomorrow morning and see yourself inside bush

The problem with the black race is black people

Ejadike:
Hard to see that people still buy camera when smartphone can easily do Wath camera does. When phantom 9 has like 16mp

An average digital camera from 10 years ago will take better pictures than the iPhone 11 of 2019

21. If you must rent a ground floor, make sure you do it during the rainy season or else OYO go be your surname

In my opinion; Dell > Lenovo > HP > Acer
1. In terms of functionality and best value for money, you'll get something better with Dell.
2. In terms of designs, I'll give it to Dell
3. HP's only advantage is in getting parts and ease of repairs.

I sell laptops so it's from my experience. If you need neat UK Used laptops, check my signature.

generalstingz:
Compliments of the season

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Sales on

what's your current price

favoryte33:
A mad man overpowers a supposed sane man&removes his shirt running away.The sane man already naked,chases after the mad man. Now tell me,who is the mad man in this scenereo?

Obviously the guy who asked the question

IAmSkinny:
Interested in the External HDD.
How much you selling it? And what titles do you have in it?

I'm not selling it anymore

She might be married to her ancestor but I must confess, they sure look happy together.

WTF did I just read, and I'm seriously shaking my head for the kind of weak men that are coming up in this country
Small advice for most guys; once your babe enter school, just know say time don reach to move on, if you continue, you'll only be deceiving yourself.

GRACEGLORY:
Thanks for looking in Darkseid

Do you have a 43 inch tv for around 50k, even if it doesn't have smart features? I just need something with good picture quality, I gave out my few months old tv yesterday even with all the features because the whites were not looking "white" enough.

Nigga be looking like Motaro

hisexcellency34:
Who cares?

NFCS does.

Probably before I'm 30, I don't want my child's friend calling me his grandpa. I've set the date already, wetin remain na to find good wife.

Damn! From this write up it's obvious that you must have smelled and tasted a lot of balls in your lifetime. I remember one of my guy that year in school, he only had one boxer and he smelled like fufu, any day we see the guy boxers outside we go know say he no wear any one. The guy could go on for weeks without changing his underwear.

Me looking at his NYSC picture like ...
Money good oh

Manadan0000:
I'm an average graduate still managing and hustling for a better job, my salary is around 45-50k. I stay alone and i feed, cloth myself /pay my bills plus other responsibilities.

I've been into failed relationship in the past from my woman cheating, fucking around or being a gold digger. Lately i started having trust issues and as am typing right now I've only toy gfs or flings with no feelings attached, i only call them when i need to charge my battery, i ll
make them laugh and be like when ll u come see me now, then somehow they come and we arrange each other & that's all, annoying part is most of this girls Bleep around & i find out, my problem is am too smart that i find out easily if a woman is fucking around. hence i can't say i want to settle with any of this girls for a serious relationship, i really want to live a responsible life, ve my own woman but irresponsible girls everywhere.

Lately one i just started dating a lady i so much adore, after spending our first day and night together, she got home next day and called to ask for 3k, i told her honestly i don't ve that cash at the moment but maybe nextweek, since that day she started avoiding me & infact she has refused to see me again after then.

The irony of the whole thing is i spend more than this on my guy friends and feel it's normal but giving a woman money is like they re scamming me, i gave a lady who came to my place yesterday 300naira for transport fare because from her place to mind is just 100naira, the eye she looked at me ;Dmind you she's fucking a guy who's my neighbor but we both pretended not to know.
I've lost so many relationship because of money because i feel am about to be duped, i only had few serious relationship in the past and i spend on average, because they deserve it and also spend on me as well.

The moment a lady ask me for money, airtime for sub that's the end, i don't care if u re testing me because if i ask lady to come sleep with me as a test am sure she ll not oblige.
Infact a lady came to myhouse last weekend and i subtracted all the money i spent entertaining her from what i intended to give her for tfare. (malt-200naira, snacks-200, she used data for over 30mins through hotspot- 200naira, she used my perfume 100naira..her change is remaining 300naira so i gave her 300naira while she was leaving). She got home and started giving me attitude.

Infact one of my ex we ve been really chating well and getting along but the day i saw please send me money, that's the last time we chatted since July this year.
Wait guys am i really stingy

Brother wey wise, you and I are both alike in many ways, the difference is that I don't have time for multiple women.
The moment a girl asks me for money, every attraction that I had for her falls back to 0%, anything I can't do for my guys, I won't do the same for any lady.