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Politics / Re: Isa Funtua: It’s An Insult To Suggest Me As Abba Kyari’s Replacement by darlenese(f): 10:46pm On Apr 21, 2020
Na word o

e can pain

hehehehe
Politics / Re: Wo Lawal Mato Is Dead! President Buhari's Bodyguard Dies by darlenese(f): 5:12pm On Apr 21, 2020
na wah o
Celebrities / Re: Fake Nude Photo: Tacha Blasts A Blackmailer Trying To Scam Her With Edited Pix by darlenese(f): 3:47pm On Apr 21, 2020
Tasha that went stark nakked on BB Niaja . it's no big deal for her. but this is fake .
Health / Re: US Explores Possibility That Coronavirus Started In Chinese Lab, Not A Market. by darlenese(f): 1:27pm On Apr 16, 2020
u just realised that ?
Food / Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by darlenese(f): 10:07am On Apr 16, 2020
iykbethany:


Take your time and scan through the comments, some people offered to give me 5k and 10k but I said NO. I am not a beggar, I'm not rich and not poor either and I don't have 10 kids.

Take your time and scan through my profile you will see that I've written several interesting articles but none made front page, I knew this one would be pushed to the front page sharp.

The purpose of this post is for laughs and just to kill boredom bc something was actually pissing me off.

See the way you are insulting me when I haven't wronged you in any way. If it's your pastor now you will tell us not to judge, we should allow god to judge. Hypocrites


oh really, please forgive me I didn't perceive the joke in the post .
this corona virus period I don't want to offend anyone so I won't miss the rapture . just in case .
Education / Re: Schools Remain Closed Nationwide - Ministry Of Education by darlenese(f): 9:55am On Apr 16, 2020
jolyment:
Schools are closed yet they claim school feeding programmes continue.


okay

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Education / Re: Schools Remain Closed Nationwide - Ministry Of Education by darlenese(f): 9:52am On Apr 16, 2020
Melison:
D

chairman
Education / Re: Schools Remain Closed Nationwide - Ministry Of Education by darlenese(f): 9:52am On Apr 16, 2020
of course ,we all know that you are waiting for US and WHO,
US asked her citizens to sit at home while they are looking for possible solutions , Buhari sef asked us to sit at home while he and his entire cabinet are also sitting at home waiting for The US ,




God help us. we have no government

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Health / Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by darlenese(f): 9:37am On Apr 16, 2020
hand of Satan in your life , there is a covenant that u must break
Health / Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by darlenese(f): 9:37am On Apr 16, 2020
hand of Satan in your life , there is a covenant that u must break
Food / Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by darlenese(f): 7:50am On Apr 16, 2020
so no one noticed that the Op is trying to beg money
you have 10 kids and your wife is pregnant and in your mind people will have pity on you and ask for your account details abi?

u know what my advice for u is to cut your balls and Cook it , u don't need it anymore .
nonsense
Foreign Affairs / Re: People Protest Against Lockdown In Ohio, USA (Video) by darlenese(f): 6:33pm On Apr 15, 2020
senseless protest


see who were given stimulus packages are protesting , come to Nigeria and see people being killed for coming out.
Romance / Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by darlenese(f): 9:04pm On Apr 14, 2020
Descorts:
We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON


be a monster who cares there are more monsters on earth than humans before . If u wish u can even be a corona virus monster msheeeew

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Travel / Re: Lockdown: See How We Are Enjoying The Beautiful City Of Port Harcourt - PICTURES by darlenese(f): 6:43pm On Apr 14, 2020
Bukkyq:
This is a cry for help to all Nigerians, please help me out am heavily pregnant and have not had any good food going to a week now even the garri that have been drinking has finished. My husband is a laborer who as a result of this corona cannot go to work am gradually slipping into depression and need help. I need a food to eat so I can stay alive for my baby please help me I beg of you.
Account name: Bukola
Account no: 0690840869
Access bank


if u really want help use your real moniker ,
BTW your account name is Bukola ....


Are u Bukola Saraki or Bukola Ojikokoro
Travel / Re: Lockdown: See How We Are Enjoying The Beautiful City Of Port Harcourt - PICTURES by darlenese(f): 6:32pm On Apr 14, 2020
why your own PH roof be like brown roof republic
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Okowa Extends Movement Restriction By Another 14 Days by darlenese(f): 1:57pm On Apr 14, 2020
thief

there is no corona virus in Delta state . oga gov wants his share of the covid cake

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Family / Re: My Stepmother Poured Hot Water On My Baby! I'm So Angry by darlenese(f): 10:07pm On Apr 13, 2020
Tiarababy:

I can’t stay with my husband because he is staying with his sister , even his sister husband don’t want him there


he should look for one room apartment , and stay with his family .
Family / Re: My Stepmother Poured Hot Water On My Baby! I'm So Angry by darlenese(f): 10:06pm On Apr 13, 2020
madam go back to your husband ,if na one room apartment una manage am , if na garri u see soak manage am.
Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by darlenese(f): 8:36am On Apr 13, 2020
doctore212:
I went to the beach last December with my babe.


I left her to Bleep One olosho in the car.


that was disrespectful of you.
.Gosh

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Religion / Re: Is 3 O'Clock The Most Effective Hour To Pray?? by darlenese(f): 12:23pm On Apr 12, 2020
pray without ceasing . no specific time given
Education / Re: Enugu Begins Daily School Classes On Radio For Students Under Lockdown by darlenese(f): 8:42am On Apr 11, 2020
rubbish children learn with their eyes .

what they see , copy copy ,go and see what your mates are doing in the US , but thiefy thiefy will not allow our govt to do something reasonable

archaic edu system .
Health / Re: COVID-19: Lifting Lockdown Now’ll Trigger Resurgence, WHO Warns Governments by darlenese(f): 5:48am On Apr 11, 2020
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Health / Re: Wife And Children Of Dead Coronavirus Patient Test Positive In Katsina by darlenese(f): 7:19pm On Apr 10, 2020
it is expected
Crime / Re: Man Warns Nigerians In Enugu: Stop Using My Picture To Scam Women by darlenese(f): 9:29am On Apr 09, 2020
bloody scammer , how can someone use your face to make video calls , a lot of women that accused said u have been calling them on video calls mumu scammer

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Politics / Re: Only Buhari Can Determine Extension Of Lockdown In Lagos, FCT – FG by darlenese(f): 6:25pm On Apr 07, 2020
where is Abba Kyari?
Celebrities / Re: Venita Akpofure Talks About Her Breast Augmentation Procedure In Turkey by darlenese(f): 12:24pm On Apr 07, 2020
my dear no market . people dey repent ,nor be breast matter we dey talk about now abeg.

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Agriculture / Re: Just Killed This Animal But Don't Know It's Name. by darlenese(f): 9:35pm On Apr 06, 2020
bush rat.
must u eat it ?
Politics / Re: Gbenga Ayegbayo Is Dead by darlenese(f): 3:16pm On Apr 06, 2020
any undisclosed ailment is = Corona virus
over to you NCDC add it to the figure
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: No To 5G In Nigeria - Dino Melaye Tells FG by darlenese(f): 4:20am On Apr 05, 2020
DriggityDre:
How does 5G a digital network, get associated with coronavirus, a living organism with strands of RNA which is highly related to DNA.
I wish to call it stupid but I can't. Even stupid statements sometimes make little sense.
The people that started it said the same about 4G when it started. Nigerians joined them but now everyone is rocking 4G.
The conspiracy theorists that started it aren't even here to begin with. They come to a dumb conclusion, then the black man reads the news on Facebook and says "Ah! the gods have spoken o. 5G is the cause of corona"...
Please someone should tell me how HOW!!angry
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID! AND THEY FORM SMART FOR THAT MATTER!
To those saying radiation, these are the effects of radiation.
It damages cells, it doesn't create new living organisms!
Google is not far from you, but sense is!


is the effect u goggled a pleasant one ?
Politics / Re: Anthony Ugochukwu Is Dead by darlenese(f): 4:24pm On Apr 04, 2020
after a long illness ?

hmmn

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Health / Re: I Have Been Having Itchy Penis For Over Six Months by darlenese(f): 2:41pm On Apr 03, 2020
congratts

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