Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,815 members, 7,817,364 topics. Date: Saturday, 04 May 2024 at 11:00 AM

Darmilolah's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Darmilolah's Profile / Darmilolah's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (of 31 pages)

Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by darmilolah(m): 11:47pm On May 29, 2019
namely:
SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY PLEASE! OWNER WANTS TO SELL OFF ASAP.

You are not even the owner. Gerrrrrout

1 Like

Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by darmilolah(m): 11:47pm On May 29, 2019
namely:
1 - you tell me.
2- 3 months as a delivery van.
3- i am actually which was I stated negotiable.

To slap you dey hungry me. Either one day use. It's no more tokunbo. It's already naija used.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 6:22pm On May 28, 2019
mrjaydee:
Abeg, what's the reasonable fare price from Lagos to IFE... also how the roads look like? Is it advisable to carry Corrolla to IFE

Straight road. If rider will pay. 30k is fine

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 1:50am On May 28, 2019
Sakamanjeh99:
Please o house....
Am I d onli one getting wrong fare on latest bolt app....
Jst downloaded d app...
And it has bin giving m wrong fare afta trips esp to lekki...
Imagine int'l airport to Abraham adesanya #2200....
Na scope I use collect 4500 frm rider...
Anoda one int'l airport to freedom way,lekki...#1300...
I wan faint...rider so rude ehn...
Dey shout na so all of una dey do...
I stil manage squeezed #2500 frm her sha...
Buh please...wat can b d issue

What network and phone are you using?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 4:39pm On May 26, 2019
xana101:
Have u guys noticed the reckless driving among most Uber/taxify drivers this days. They drive so rough and unprofessional like Danfo drivers. One almost had an accident today. I don’t know where they are rushing to.

My brother are you surprise ni. When people who want to do uber just dey enrol for driving school now.

4 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 2:44pm On May 24, 2019
BAZ001:
Pls Elders help!
Took a rider from Ikeja to awolowo Rd.
Told me to wait for few minutes dt I will take him back
Few minutes Don turn 1hr 30mins.
1. Hope Uber won't disconnect.
2. Anyone in this situation b4, wat did u do ?
D man and PA dey meeting since.

I expect you to know what's up by now.

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 4:54pm On May 23, 2019
Mjosh1000:

To make this clearer if Mr jesusson 12hrs driving time is terminated on the mainland and uber logged him out the time spent moving back to the island is still driving time but won't reflect in the app

You sabi
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 1:38pm On May 23, 2019
Some people don't know the difference between online hour and driving time.

I can be online for 24hrs and drive for 12hrs.

Uber use 12hrs driving time.

What I am saying is Jesusson drive more than 12hrs a day but want to deceive elders that he drive for just 12hrs.

3 Likes 1 Share

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 8:00am On May 23, 2019
dru23:


If you going to go on strike, you will let me know. So that you can come and park my car for me .. .. If any of my drivers want go on strike, I will tell to come and park my car ... you can strike on your own time... plus I have tracking system that I check every now and than .. If I see that the car is sitting too long in one position, na to call driver, funny enough yesterday it happen to one of my cars .. The driver was at the same spot for hours.. So I called the driver, that how far why are u still at so and so place for hours without moving.. The driver stated that she has moved from that place long time ago .. So it was the tracking network that had issues.. We had to call the company to look into it

Good enough.The bolded is one of the things drivers hate. Stalking!

You are only allowed to stalk if we are on sharing ration (Percentage)

8 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 7:39am On May 23, 2019
dru23:


Yes I agree. But this is Nigeria, how many go hear word ..people just do what they like.. I even stated that if uber wanted to be fair.. They should at least charge half the price local cabs charges for ride . If local cabs are charging 3k naira to get to point A to B ,uber or bolt should charge half the price.. That is fair enough for now.. But in a situation that nobody wants to work together as a team, what person go do .. As a business man I just adapt and keep pushing.. The powers are not in my hands, but in drivers collectively.. Since they refuse I can't come and kill myself.. The only thing I can do for them is make sure I handle all repairs both major or minor myself.. Am here to run a business not charity organization

Let's assume I am one of your drivers and i come to you that Oga dru last week I didn't work we dey strike for uber/bolt upward review. I even show you my dashboard that shows I didn't work through out last week on both apps.

Meanwhile, other drivers paid without any strike story.

What will be you do?

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 9:20pm On May 22, 2019
jesusson2020:


I have good records for the past 5 months no single dent, same car. I love this car as if it's mine.

I only do Uber meaning I can't drive more than 12 hours a day. So tell me how I'm killing owners car.

What am I trying to explain to the frustrated men here is.

Car owner invest millions to buy a car, me I brought nothing but my phone and energy. And I make 3k, car owner make 5k.my own 3k I take it home and use it for myself only. Car owner will still bring his 5k back for fixing. Who should be more frustrated? Of course car owner.

But the Gentlelife50 and Co feel they are more frustrated.

I read about oga dru23, how he struggle after initial investment, then came back replan. And now doing much better.

God will deliver all of you... from Gentlelife50, pope191 Xneg, Stealth100, Tyche, darmilolah, mrsage, Chuwaa, eherbal, QuitNotice.

For Stealth100 that advise me to remain a laborer. My broda let me tell you my target.

I'm a future pastor, this is the part God reveal to me to follow. If I can achieve my own car via Uber leave the rest for God.


This boy mentioned me again. Amadioha pls do your work and strike his balls

8 Likes 1 Share

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 1:35pm On May 22, 2019
[quote author=Danbull post=78607827][/quote]

Good luck
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 8:47am On May 22, 2019
Danbull:
Good morning everyone, plz I need a car on higher purchase. I am tired of rentals. Plz help a brother. 08088609024. Thank you

How sure are you that you can handle higher purchase?

HP no be child's play.

Are you single?
Do you have friends and family that you can constantly borrow from for repairs/maintenance?

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 11:46pm On May 21, 2019
Some of those guys you see in chevron and admiralty have close. They are resting. Most of them live in their cars and work almost round the clock except when they want to rest.

They will drive to safe location i.e Admiralty or chevron (Family house) to gist and rest.

11 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 11:23pm On May 20, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
Tips for when your car goes off inside water.



DO absolutely nothing!!!! Remove all sparkplugs and crank to ensure there's no water inside the engine.


If you do this, there is a 50per chance engine damage will be averted.

Engineer sir,

You forgot to add (Remove soak air filter)
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 4:19pm On May 19, 2019
eherbal:
it hurts I know.no need for tantrums.give it up bro. it's over .I told you,but you were arrogant over my fact. see where it's landed you?stop fighting and start over with another moniker,but we'll always be here to take you down.nice try..........next!!! gringringrin

nice job guys,he took the bait like every other lipsrsealed that tested us here

( table cleared, another trash in the bin)

NB don't try to talk your way out of this one,you'll look really stupid trying cool

I missed the gist bro. Abeg who is Jesusson?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 10:43am On May 19, 2019
jarkbauer:


So no more surge? That will be terrible because even danfos have surge. You enter CMS 100 in the morning and 400 at night. Kai. Uber don cast.

If i hear say e cast when some people still dey look for HP grin

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 1:42pm On May 17, 2019
Williams004:


Thanks so much. I will be going for a Nigerian Used Honda Civic and I hope and pray it serves me better cuz I'm driving myself

Thanks for your contribution

There is rarely use sharp 04 civic somewhere. The buyer is still contemplating either to sell or not. Contact me if you have are interested
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 11:31am On May 17, 2019
BAZ001:


Pls Elders, help us tell dis olatunji POP guy dt dis thread is not for bricklayers and buildings.
We've seen ur no. u don't have to advertise here everyday.

Some of us are on vacation quietly following.

Na Jesusson dey bring him people

17 Likes 2 Shares

Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by darmilolah(m): 11:13am On May 17, 2019
1984och:


Na una dey rush dem na! grin

If some of una(buyers) go check out price of new items for market, una go understand say na scam dem dey scam una for here!

Used items almost same price as new!

Happy buying to the buyers grin

Me dey jump and pass since o.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by darmilolah(m): 11:00am On May 17, 2019
kingreign:


That's what you get when greedy middle men takes over embarassed

That's true sha
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by darmilolah(m): 10:47am On May 17, 2019
The price here is not just it. Some people will post price of their items above the market price. It's clearance sales o.

7 Likes 1 Share

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 8:35am On May 15, 2019
The truth is that Drivers start making profit from 10k.

Even if you own your car. All your earnings is not your profit.

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 8:13am On May 15, 2019
chillex8:

I know that man. Chubby like this. Hawking with joy. He's well-fed and always happy.

I know him too. He is happy selling plantain

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 5:42pm On May 14, 2019
Crvrider:


Bros this your analysis is not complete at all or let's assume that this analysis is meant for jesusson since he is single. What about feeding for the family abi na only you go eat a whole 6h daily, you no go come factor in madam and children too?

The analysis is for a single driver with just his ear
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 3:14pm On May 14, 2019
slamstanlee:
you didn’t add data subscription... minimum of 1200 weekly

This is daily break down. No be every day we dey do data

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 2:14pm On May 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:



Bois fit start de charge separate for A/C soon o! grin grin grin


Oga Gazzus you just dey know say no AC for uber in Ghana?

Infact na picanto dem dey use

Na Nigeria we dey use big cars

2 Likes 1 Share

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 2:09pm On May 14, 2019
Earnings Breakdown
14-16hours online
Gross Earnings: 12,000
Uber commission 25% of 12, 000 = 3000
Taxify commission 15% of 12,000 = 1800

Less fuel of 2500-3000

Let's work with lowest if 2500

Therefore;
Uber Net Earnings = 6,500
Taxify Net Earnings = 7,700

Less Rental
35,000 ÷ 7 = 5000 (Daily)
30,000 ÷ 7 = 4;285.7 (Daily)

Less work with lowest again;

Uber Net Earnings = 6,500 - 4, 285.7 = 2, 214.3
Taxify Net Earnings = 7,700- 4, 285.7 = 3414.7


Feeding ( Each meal) 300 using Jesusson figure.

Morning 300
Evening 300
Total feeding 600

Uber Net = 2, 214.3 - 600 = 1, 614.3
Taxify Met = 3,414.7 - 600 = 2,814.7

Card (200)

Uber : 1,614.3 - 200 = 1,413.3
Taxify : 2,814.7 - 200 = 2,614.7

Net Profit of 14-16 hours on Uber & Taxify

UBER : 1,413.3
TAXIFY : 2, 614.7


The question now is, is it worth it to work for 14-16hrs to go home with 1,413.3 Or 2,614 at the end of the stressful long day.

15 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 7:40pm On May 13, 2019
chillex8:

Lekki phase 1 to MMA2 was #4,000 flat rate when Uber came to Nigeria.


Gosh I hate flat rate
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 3:16pm On May 13, 2019
I will no longer engage you. My Oga don talk. Quote me and watch amadioha strike your balls

1 Like 1 Share

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 3:00pm On May 13, 2019
brogxy:


When a sane person and MAD person discuss, people will think they are both mad. Let him be and watch him fade away.

You are right

2 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 2:59pm On May 13, 2019
jesusson2020:


Your civic is dead and no one is buying. So you're on rental.

I saw ur post where you're claiming you rented your car out and was looking for vehicle to rent, that driving someone else car will make you work harder. very lame and stupid excuse.

The problem is you have spent 3years driving Uber @ 40 no achievement, still on rental, you have nothing to offer. My senior Uber driver pls pack well. Young boys are taking over.

Boy dont just type. Get your facts before you type

4 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (of 31 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 47
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.