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i tried this stuff as last resort after exhausting all other options failed, it worked like magic...no, like aboniki, no ogidinga, no.....

all i had to do was copy and paste what u wrote then i edited the number and i sent it and voila! il a fait la fete

hommie, u need to drop outta school ur talent is scamming ,you manifest destiny is yahoo.
thanks a lot

funny peeps, isn't it yesterday we dicovered the new world? minutes ago we discovered space?
u guys should go and do further research before coming to me with all these...

most of the searches on Google are porn related. most of the sits visited are porn sites.
if it's not affecting your career , relationship or health or finances you don't really have a problem believing this article is creating a problem where there isn't.

it all depends on what her subconscious crave.

financial security has a way of messing up a girl defense mechanism.


nigerian girls do marriage calculations a lot ," he is in final year", " he is a corper". " he has a nice job!!" i guess this can be termed marriage worthiness quotient

the op is not totally wrong but i belive he is referring to teenage puppy love, when love is still blind, no carry dis theory no ogboski babes way her eye done open.

a guy with a cool ride is popular on campus regardless of all these

all this yall peeps be talking aint connecting to a nigga like me. je ne veux qu'une femme avec un boulot.....translation: i only need a girl with a job. this country's fliping upside down it not only chics dat are looking for security.

funshint: Like the way he handled ASUU, Medical Doctors...PHCN privatization is now a mess. Nigerians are now regretting the privatization of PHCN because d electricity situation is now worse than b4 despite the uncompleted power projects he claimed to hv commissioned #Propaganda. Some of you are just condemned to be satisfied with incompetence. Hypocrites! If just half of the atrocities being committed by Jonathan was done by someone from another region you woukld hv deafen us with cry of marginalization and impeachment. GEJ is from SS despite that the region still remains worst in terms of Human-Capital and Infrastructural Development Index in Nigeria. Isn't that a food for taught for U̶̲̥̅̊ pple. Where is your Second Niger bridge? Where is your East-West Road? Niger-delta rail-line? There's no meaningful project in d East or SS to show for his stay as presidency...what a shame. If U̶̲̥̅̊ pple want to continuing wallowing in Ignorance, no problem; I say Goodluck to you. Others want to progress esp. SW *I don't know of North because they only want power but they don't know what to do with it. Nuff said!!!

bros slow down abeg, obj spent trillions(not exaggeratin o) on roads- u see d roads?
he also spent hundrends of billions on power - i see power plants, e try small.
strike worse for obj era jor.

ebele deserves more credit than u guys give him.

jonathan might be weak, confused, slow.... he is way better than this apc peeps,

obj + buhari+ ibb = zero

im not blind there are hot bleached chicks.

i think this bleachin thing has grade. there are lots of chicks who upgraded through bleachin, the product mattes.

sayin bleachin is low self esteem is like sayin attachment is low self esteem, may be u r right my be self esteem issues is just natural, because if there were pills to make people tall a lot of people will 'port'. we'll only be lyin to out self if we deny that light skin chics arent hotter than dark chics. if they make tanning cream, it wont be patronized.

to all aspiring bleachers, be sure of the reason thats inducing yr decision, cause if guys arent comin it might have notin to do with your complexion, it might be your personality u need to work on. from my obelservation, for most chics, its your packaging that needs bleeching not your skin.

special shout out to all the brown chics, brown chics rock

now i understand , terry g is a demon and he has possed my t.v and my cell phone.


"u can only run run pass terry g wen u run mad a a a a"

We r all the same, lecturers do it to student, bosses to employees, police to prostitues, producers to actresses . stop all this ranting. I hate complainers and weaklins, deal wit reality u cant change. Capishe?

that someone created heaven and earth

that everyone need an imaginary friend -jesus- to get by in life

height counts
face counts
pocket counts
intelligence/ flows counts

c'est tres important de rester amie avec le france, nous sommes entourne par des pays francophone. Aussi , les decisions de l'UE nous affecte beaucoup donc on doit faire prudence

i would love if anyone could explain to me without any tricky assumption what truth the bible refers to when it states : '' you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free''.

he should be tied to a truck and dragged round liberia

this story is way overblown.

Stop d fear mongering

ronaldo is better than messi
ronaldo is better than rooney + messi
ronaldo is better than rooney + eto'o + lampard



ozil is better than rooney
ozil is better than aguero + suarez
ozil is better than rooney + aguero + suarez

damn i miss ozil

dejavu, or in plain french : je l'ai vu deja. Iv seen this before. Times like this when everyone conclude one team will wiin and write the other one off, at thhe end of the day, the written off team gets motivated to prove everyone wrong .

In other words if u know say u wan bet this nite either u ignore thiis match or u put you money on man citys head. -and remember to give me commisson for the advice

stupid kids, incopetent parents and guardians, incompetent airport security.....

Matthew briggs: 3 things are certain

1. Op is a kid or probably a teenager.
2. Op's post reeks of inferior complex, and uncanny generalisation at it's peak.
3. Ignorance of what the word greatness really mean

Justin is a successful artists but him been greater in

- Talent (Africa has so many artists with outstanding talent my)
- Album sales (the no of copies of pirated Nigerian artists Cd's in alaba alone beats justins record)
- Reach and appeal (Justin appeals to mostly teenagers like you)
- Net worth ( it like saying bill Gates is richer than all African billionaire combined)
- Amount of impact left in society. (Has his song influence policies and challenge any govt)
- Quality of music (Let's not go here)
- No of fans ( The population of Africa alone against his fan base do the maths)

Than all African artists combined is so baseless and unfounded.

Comparing a teen idol to seasoned professionals who one on one can even surpass him if not in album sales/Net worth but in terms of Talent, Amount of impact left in the society and Quality of music reeks of ignorance in gargantuan proportion.

#Matthew Briggs

Point of correction, Bill gates is richer than africas billionare combined

About Quality, justin bieber has a bigger production,better modern studios to work with and world class sound engineers. except if u tokin quality in terms of content.

if bieber is greater than those mentioned. It also means eminem, backstreet boys, miley cyrus are also greater than them.

Its funny u mistake popularity to greatness. These popstars are not taken seriously by any one except kids and teens that are yet to listen to content, rather the only get their excitment from catchy choruses and dancable beats.



If bieber is great, then keepin up with the kardarshians is also a great show, harry porter and 50 shades of grey are great books.

fellow nigerians , why are you disturbing yorself and over analyzing this issue,
theres a girl for every type guy and vise versa.

A whole lot of girls are attracted to paid guys (with moderate rating in other features; looks, personality,age difference)

a lot of girl are attracted to handsome gees (with a moderate rating in other features as well)

from this point i'll stop with the '' whole lot'' quantifier...

Some girls are down with a broke and very handsome guy

Some hot chics can marry any guy regardless of ugly looks and other thinks

Some girls are turn on by intelligent and versertile guys even if he looks average.

Some girls want a born again bible reciting nerd, that has the holy spirit as his imaginary friend.

i just believe humans dont have a perfect theory that always apply. It is however important to note that successful people are attractive people they have more male friends than broke people why shouldnt they have more lovers also.

Bawss1: LOL.

The games section on NL is dead.
The bulk of the people who come here now are broke kids still playing the PS2 so don't get your hopes up.

Didn't buy GTAV because I'm not a fan, I still can't understand the thrill behind the GTA series.

what games do u play if u dont play gta. Sport games?

Theres no better experience than expressing your creative prowess in completing objectives, that what gta offers .
It has a nice story line and interesting characters, gta fans totally dig characters like; lance, wuzi mi, og loc, catylana...

ludaris has a group call DTP, thats what nigerian christains are.
Distubing The Peace

what do u call having a congregation of 7 members but still use loud speakers that can be head 7 streets away.

What do u call holding a vigil in the middle of the night in a residential area.

What do u call preaching loudly in a bus when im planning the strategy to apply for the job interview i travel all the way from ph to lag for.

Every time the muslim do thesame the christains say : ''awon oniranu yen tun ti bere''

fashola for president !!!
Fashola for 2015 !!

naija babes may be unfaithful to their boyfriend but will stick to their blackberry and fall for no other.

Its just unfortunate that a large percentage of those phones are refurbished. So i guess that moneys doesnt end up in blackberrys purse.

Make blackberry come naija con set up company dey sell cheaper phones like techno them go sell.

i assumed i will see a lot of comment when i come to game section to read about the new gta 5. I am really disappointed. I actally taught it would make it to front page on nairaland, im really surprised no one's talking about it.

if u dont make heaven it because u aint wanted there. I aint goin to heaven or hell , i just wanna chill some where in d bahamas or aruba sippin on rozay.

Dem hindu and muslims niggaz is all goin to hell right?

Come to think of it, u have a better chance at making ican than makin it to dat place.

god did not pay my school fees
god did not send me pocket money
god does not care if i starve to death
god is indifferent
i know the way people who care for me behave towards me, if my parents love me just the way god shows me love today i wonder where i would be.

it is not a trend

even if those things might have happened, it is not enough to be called a trend.

Examples of trends

419ers callin your phone claiming to be yr relative living abroad

colour blocking

the back seat is for demons and evil spirits. And those who sit at the back 'll get possesed. Lol



Actually, it just to keep the church lookin organised. So late comers sit at the back. Just comply its the house of god