₦airaland Forum

KhaleesiAdaz:
Very very fake with fake pics Naija bloggers and fake reportage

shut up there. Because its your Muslim brothers commiting the crime you now call it fake?. All these yoruba Muslims sef

Oricha79:
Pdp foot soldiers

gbenu e soun

Michelle55:
I'm not the cause of your frustration.. The likes of you are the reason weak minded people commits suicide.
So in your dictionary.. Everyone is perfect right? I can you that's living the best life already, even AIT, CNN etc are announcing your achievements so far. You are without sin yet your life is as miserable as that of a church rat. I weep for your dead soul.
Keep condemning others Mr sanctimonious being!

what makes u think apelike1 is miserable or do u think everyone u see on nairaland is as poor and useless as u?
Broke and frustrated hoe u better not quote me back or mention me cos I won't dignify ur stupidity with a further reply

chiedu7:
My papa na Ode oponu omo ale jati jati arindin oshi

typical Igbo always insultive.
Useless people

Cathyblinks:
Bot: Ma'am he just confirmed he is a slow punk.
Me: Disengage.
Bot: But Ma'am!
Me: Don't batter words with him.... You are a high tech machine. Don't! I repeat.
Bot: Sorry ma'am, can I send your portfolio to him.
Me: That will be lowering my standards. Go back and finish your eBook now. Time is of essence.
Bot: yes ma'am. Shutting Down.���

e pain am hehehe jobless Ijaw girl engaging in olosho runs in Abuja

TDonald:

guy how u take do am?

Cathyblinks:
Bot: invalid comment.
Me: checked his moniker...
Not: ma'am, not worth your time.
Me: Why?
Bot: He is a slow-punk.
Me: Tell him to shove those words back in. He is spilling poo cause he didn't read the part I said, I do freelance website designs.
Bot: Yes Ma'am. Message delivered.

while your thread title says "I'm 29 without a steady job"
That nairaland fraudster must have dealt u a huge blow chai guys wicked oh.
An advice for u, freelance web design isn't a skill, it's for jobless mofos like u.
go get a career or get a capital and start selling in the market or u go for farming, I think the former suits u better cos from my observation you're a low life.
You're not better than those village girls hustling at traffic lights.
Stop looking for a man to pour it misery on,

mightyhazel:
u can only be igbo in ur wildest fevered imaginations...

mechie onu gi dia.
I'm Igbo and I hate Pdpigz with all my heart.
We the Abians heartily welcome APC into south East

Cathyblinks:
What is wrong in being desperate to be married @ 29. You don't know how it feels to see your immediate younger sister get married before u.

shut up there my friend and go get a career and work towards being an independent woman before talking of setting down.
No man wants to settle down with a liability that's why the nairalander u met saw u as a sex object with nothing tangible to offer and he used that to gain undue advantage of u.

Cc apelike apelike1

okwabayi:
So if a man comes by, what difference will it make in your life?
My friend, hustle for a job.
Unserious element.

she's a lazy hoe that wants to unleash all her burdens and misery to the unlucky guy that'll meet her

She can even go to the extent of using charms on the guy just to hypnotize him as frustrated as she is

Teaveapoet:
. [s] please dress well and go out.... take your self out. please go out!!! if possible make your movement on the island. [/s]

so this is how u desperate hoes be frustrated to the point of just lookin attractive so as to trap rich guys into carrying ur misery and burdens.
E no go work for una this year.
Miserable hoes

chiedu7:
Buhari & APC are merchants of death

do you smoke before you come online?
Ode ni e

Jessyjack:
awwwn.... this is so sad.... this is pure love.... may the young man rest in peace and may the Lord give his mom and family the fortitude to bear the loss.....

same thing I'd have done.
I'd take a grenade for that sweet and lovely woman.

KatGee:
Hi.... Single mother here. 40 on Feb 23rd. Self employed. Akwa Boom. 5ft 6inches Plump and sexy. Holla 08023725810

you're from Akwa Ibom?

funmisticqueen2:
what you need is a hisband, not a boyfriend.

a husband at 21?
Are u insane?

You are an Olodo rabata. Igbos call your type itigborigbo

illegal7:
They are excessively gorgeous.

They mostly, appear light in complexion...

They are everyman's dream...

They exist mostly , in the Niger Delta area of Nigeria..

You can get to meet them on the streets of Port harcourt at night and at various classy okpo joint within the metropolis.

You guys fuvk in real life as well as in dreams too...

.....

my sister served in Port Harcourt and met them on several occasions

Printerscanner:
That is why millions of Igbo girls are single at 40 while several of them are prostitutes in hotels all over the worlf from Saudi Arabia to Singapore, Germany, Italy, US, UK, e.t.c.

what makes you think that guy is Igbo?.
He could be Edo or ijaw

ogeodi:
E too plenty to read

ode. If na romance topic u go read am reach the end.. Nansense

asawanathegreat:
I dey wait to receive the shock

afonja claiming Ijaw

Agozie48:
Common shut the hell up

you should be the one to shut up

asawanathegreat:
Atiku detected looters must not be allowed to govern us

. A only buhari and atiku dey contest elections?
Saturday results go shock u like film tricks

Nice fabrication and suspense filled.

Unseen:
It depends on ones immune system. The immune must be Very strong and that's only possible when you live a healthy diet life.

Poverty in Africa is not making that possible because we can spend days eating only carbohydrates.... That's why I doubt the story.

Note - The possibility of very healthy and strong immune system holding out HIV symptoms for years is based on medical reports which I can't even ascertain if it's true

Thanks a lot.
That means that's good news for me cos a night I celebrated I came back home drunk and spent the night with a single mother I never knew from Adams and she insisted on raw sex without contraceptives and since I was intoxicated with alcohol I lashed her raw.
When I came back to my senses I regretted.
And since then I'm actually scared of going for HIV test and it's been 2 years now I had that sex with her and I've not fallen sick nor experience any of those symptoms and my weight is still intact, and since then I've not had sex again sef.
Will still go for tests tho but Fear dey catch me

Ipob terrorists
Kill em all

Draei:
March 4th--->> Freshers resumption date.


March 24th--->> Staylite resumption date.

oboy eh na who fit dey house till March 24?
How far draei u got any clue about when late registration starts?

MathsEconomics:
Someone should create the 2019/2020 thread already.

Iconsahedron bah?

Jetson1:
Thanks



But I've chosen English, Government, History and Economics

Where do I stand now because I'm totally confused?
Can't they consider the above combo for Political Science and Public Administration?

I need your kind advice on this pls

it's either Government or History, you can't write both subjects in jamb.
But since government and economics is there its OK but be careful oh uniben may admit u and later relocate u to a funny course during clearance

faithfull18:
Ok, give me ten(10) reasons why I should.

Na wah oh. na so u stingy reach just because of small data? Anywhere hope you get ur pvc? try vote out Jubrin and vote in Atiku so the price of data will reduce

Offpoint:
Pulling my díck from behind in between my 2 balls pretending to have a vagîna... I do this shît every time I'm bathing.

omo you're not alone oh

faithfull18:
Hahahah, you are funny . Let me stop there.

give me data

faithfull18:
Nope, evidence I don't insult people if they don't do it first.

this one is true sha.
At times when I call her names or insult her, she won't insult me back but will at times refer it back to the females of my family.
I like her tho. But I don't need a woman that sells recharge card and data.
She should go write jamb and go to school