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Politics / Re: Ayirimi Emami defects to APC in Delta by datguru: 6:52pm On Apr 08, 2015
Someone said he gets his money from illegal oil deals, so will joining the APC make buhari's government to favor him ?

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Family / Re: Dead Baby Found Abandoned Inside A Gutter In Benin (photo) by datguru: 5:47pm On Apr 08, 2015
Eyaaa, fine baby

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Nairaland / General / Re: if These 3 Monikers Leave Romance Section Today Thousands Will Follow Them!!!! by datguru: 4:13pm On Apr 08, 2015
Mtcheew

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TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Releases 2015 Election Movie About Buhari!(pic) by datguru: 3:51pm On Apr 08, 2015
sorepco:
i like your way of thinking. i was once like you mate. i hated especially that mr ibu guy and was willing to punch him whenever i came across him. i felt he was a stupid and noncensical piece of shit. one day in onitsha, it took me 5 minutes in car to manouvre my way through a street. as i passed by i discovered that a crowd of about 200 were so fixated on an ibu latest release; laughing and lost in their amusemet. the it hit me how big that fucker was in the east. you, us outside the east will blast and abuse such films as dumb; but trust me, the DVDs will sell 100,000 to 170,000 copies. some even do 300,000 copies in oe week.from that day, i decided to respect ibu....no matter how stupid a man can be, even if he repackages and sells shit, i will respect him; at least!!!





Wa. .. Wa.. Wa... Wait . Are you fuckiiing saying that this shiiits only sell in the east ?
TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Releases 2015 Election Movie About Buhari!(pic) by datguru: 3:31pm On Apr 08, 2015
Nollywoood, acting rubbish since 1960

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Celebrities / Re: Meet The 5 Female Nigerian Celebrities Who Are Still Virgins (photos) by datguru: 3:22pm On Apr 08, 2015
If I hear
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Win Is Tinubu’s Loss, But Lagos Cannot Be The Bonus, By Demola Rewaju by datguru: 3:02pm On Apr 08, 2015
Rubbish! Who are they deceiving All this shiiit of a write up is just to make Nigerians think they will give us a transparent government. Buhari cannot do that, not so soon. This write up is APC sponsored
Crime / Re: My Sexual Harrassment/ Encounter With A Gay Banker In A Blue Chip Nigerian Bank by datguru: 1:04pm On Apr 08, 2015
vickerz:
Eeya, those homosexuals are possessed, hw will i fvck a fellow male, omo, female pvssy is too sweet to abandon

I tell you

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Politics / Re: APC Online Registration by datguru: 11:01am On Apr 08, 2015
Nigeria sha
Education / Re: "Jega" Is Also Now A Word In The Urban Dictionary by datguru: 8:51am On Apr 08, 2015
Many are mad but few are in the streets
Politics / Re: Governorship Polls: Jonathan Warns Against Intimidation Of Nigerians by datguru: 9:07pm On Apr 07, 2015
Ok
Politics / Re: The Oba Of Lagos Does Not Speak For Us - APC by datguru: 5:26pm On Apr 07, 2015
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Business / Re: Why Many Business Fail In Nigeria And How To Avoid It by datguru: 1:36pm On Apr 07, 2015
Your business can succeed, if and only if you seek advice from an ibo man grin

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Family / Re: Pictures Of A Woman That Gave Birth On The Road by datguru: 11:42am On Apr 07, 2015
TR0UBLeMaKeR:
Are you trying to say the baby just dropped like shit and hit the ground?


grin you are sick in the head grin
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Reacts To Oba Akiolu's Threat To Igbos In Lagos by datguru: 11:25am On Apr 07, 2015
Any one taking that fool of an oba serious needs to get his head examined

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Asked Me Out. What Should I Do?? by datguru: 1:31pm On Apr 06, 2015
Cheap banana leaves at work
Phones / Re: Man Spotted Making Phone Call On An Electric. Pole by datguru: 1:22pm On Apr 06, 2015
EroticAngelina:
hmmm.... if I say wetin dey my mouth now, Una go say erotica don come again embarassed

Wetin dey your mouth ?
Politics / Re: Rivers State Online Governorship Poll: (APC Vs PDP Vs LP) by datguru: 1:19pm On Apr 06, 2015
Peterside the people's choice.

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Romance / Re: Must You Always Know Your Partners Location All The Time? by datguru: 10:07am On Apr 06, 2015
cozy7:
As for me, I try to hide it, but knowing her exact location gives me rest of mind. I'm currently lying down n relaxing bcoz I'm sure she's currently seeing off her sis to d park.....Plz note that this doesn't mean u don't trust her. I SIMPLY WANNA KNOW.


Does that mean you really care ?
Romance / Must You Always Know Your Partners Location All The Time? by datguru: 9:58am On Apr 06, 2015
So I've been wondering why would Nigerian girls and boys in a relationship be like:


*phone rings*

Girl: hello dear...

Boy: hello, sup

Girl: I'm fine, WHERE ARE YOU ?


You see that question, if she calls you 5 times in a day, she will definitely ask that and a lot of guys and girls do lie about this most of the time. Man and woman deceiving themselves since the days of adam and eve. Lol


How many of you are guilty of this ? Is it always necessary? Do guys also do this ?
Politics / Re: "Nigerians Should Not Expect Miracles From Me When I Assume Power- Buhari by datguru: 6:42am On Apr 06, 2015
hopilo:
We don't expect miracles, but we expect you to keep to your promises failure to do same will amount to deception or obtainance of our votes by tricks which is corruption. these are your promises lest you forget:
1. Fight corruption without being selective.
2. Make one dollar = one Naira.
3. 25 millions Nigerians in poverty get #5000 monthly to get out of poverty.
4. Payment of allowance after completion of youth service till the graduate gets a job.
5. Create 3 million jobs in the first one year in office.
6. Generate 40,000 megawatt of power in four years.
7. Build 4 refineries in 4 years.
8. Reduce fuel price to #45 per liter.
9. Provide one meal a day to all student.
10. Provide security to all Nigerians wherever they stay
11. End Boko haram and rescue chibok girls.
12. Remove immunity clause from all public office holder
13. Scrap office of the first lady.
14. Free education for all at all level.
15. Stabilize oil price at $100



I'm watching and waiting for buhari to make all this happen!
Literature / Re: The Longest Word Has 189,819 Letters.. by datguru: 7:21pm On Apr 05, 2015
lol
Politics / Re: Amaechi Receives PDP Decampees Back To APC In Omagwa by datguru: 6:49pm On Apr 05, 2015
i like this man

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Family / Re: Where Should You Build Your First House (city Or Village)? by datguru: 8:47pm On Apr 04, 2015
City
Health / Re: Help, Can Her Husband Big Manhood Afect The Flow Of Her Period by datguru: 5:53pm On Apr 04, 2015
asadike:
Biko that girl is pregnant. Go for test to be sure


Nne, how are you ?
Politics / Re: Full Text Of President Jonathan’s Easter Message To Nigerians by datguru: 5:19pm On Apr 04, 2015
GOD BLESS GEJ. A day will come when Nigerians will wish GEJ had won this election




A message to all Nigerian...


AMNESTY MUST CONTINUE AND NIGER DELTA NEEDS MUST BE DULY ATTENDED TO OR ELSE......

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Romance / Re: Who Is This Naija Boy Sef? by datguru: 9:22am On Apr 04, 2015
Mtcheew.


Another hustler on the loose

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Romance / Re: Dare To Cheat On Her? (photo) by datguru: 9:09am On Apr 04, 2015
Cutehector:
Am not gay. Thanks

Lol
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari: Why President-elect’s Wife May Not Be Nigeria’s Next First Lady by datguru: 9:22pm On Apr 03, 2015
Whether the office is recognised or not, its none of my business



I'm watching and waiting for buhari to make 1 NGN equal to 1 USD and also stabilize world oil price

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Politics / Re: Jonathan And Buhari Meet Privately In Aso Rock by datguru: 6:57pm On Apr 03, 2015
SPINA101:
Hmmm good luck and buhari are two matured people I respect unlike there supporters

Very true

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Politics / Re: Jonathan And Buhari Meet Privately In Aso Rock by datguru: 6:56pm On Apr 03, 2015
Ok

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