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Shiit keeps getting real every day. All hail GEJ

End time

Prepare to meet your God

Until then

Wait, did the Spanish government recognise and accept it ?

Aitee1:


Smh...

Chai, my babe don catch me. Dear I'm sorry about that, it just that the guy didn't upload the thing on time

My account officer ooo

brownlord:
Son of thieving politician, may thunder fire your entire useless generation, 80 percent of nigerians will be celebrating if such tragedy befall OBJ, Annenih, Gulak, Amaechi, Tinubu and all the deity in our political system including your useless father. Anoufia

That's why I said it should start from your family, after it must have destroyed you all, it will come to my father and the rest of us

Oga titus

brownlord:
God, why not Nigeria?

God, why not his family alone ?

For those who care

Old picture

Na wa ooo. Maga no dey finish oo

Aitee1:
Then I'm not just lucky but I'm blessed

A beariful morning to you and a happy sunday!

Thanks, you too. Have a nice day ahead

Evangelist abi runs girl?

Op if you don't upload that pick, your manhood will disappear

Aitee1:
I share same boundary with sambisa forest

Lol, I don't mind

Aitee1:
Yes please, end my search already

Is that a yes ? And where are you base ?

Aitee1:
The guy on blue on your dp

Hmmm, will you date me ?

Aitee1:

Like seriously, what's funny

Velvet seed


Ichekwu in ibo

buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something ... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911

You killed it bro

LordMecuzy:
Unprofessional to expose it na... Even some naija soldiers dey loaded...

Can't forget that video where a boko guy was trying to gun down a Nigerian soldier at close range, Yet the Nigerian soldier kept on running

I watched it

Buharis death looming

14 MILLION POUND!



How much did the man steal.


£100 Billion pounds ?

Konga paid the op

Lol

Spy

christinauju:
OP as long as the feelings stays....I'v got a nigga who's bn hanging on for me for the past 4yrs now and I'm still not convinced about him buh he's still crushing despite the distance....so its up to you.



....If you feel she's worth the time and stressstill stand strong,buh if she's not worth it just check elsewhere jare.

Sister, you no get conshes ooo

Firefire:


“I don't need anybody to convince me that MTN is monitoring my life, whenever am broke or I need to recharge my phone, the message they will send at that very tym is extra credit telling me am qualified to borrow money.
Whenever am on date with a new babe, the message I go receive na from love calculator asking me to subscribe and confirm if me and my partner are compatible,

there was this day am thinking about changing my present job and within 5min the message I got is.... Are you tried of your present job or planning of changing job, if yes send yes to 33211.

As if all that one no reach, me and my babe won do that thing and within 5min Wey e reach make e begin proper thing na him dem send message to my babe's line saying..... Are you pregnant or preparing to get pregnant if so subscribe to daily tips. Na so dey take cancel that special moment for us.

As I don think say dem don commot for my back, I dey go for one interview for early morning na him I hear msg notification for my phone, upon checking it, it was dem again asking me.....Did you want to perform well in your interview? If yes send yes to bla bla bla.......
Just to mention but few......

DEAR ndlers please help me beg MTN to please allow me to enjoy my life without their interference. Biko”

Credited to datguru: (a fellow Nairalander) posted 1:18pm On Nov 28 2014

Credited to me ?


Na you go pay, my hand no dey there! Do I know you ?

Rendition:
did u read d post brother ,dis Is y I wonder how ppl reason at times wats apc's bizness with dis

I did read. I wrote this to hurt some people. I hope you are not among them

psucc:
Kudos to the men who had sacrifice that others may live. I pray this craziness will stop.

Rather than this bloodshed, may we break apart in peace instead of staying together in pieces.

Amen ooooooo