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Business › Re: Ghana Plans To Export Electricity To Nigeria by Datsme: 11:36pm On Oct 02, 2014

alentyno: Is it just me or do anyone find the title of this thread wierd. Import or export? Whoever pushed this thread to FP should be banned! even if it's oga s.eun! What kind of engrish is that?! Smh

Correcting error wt error #Engrish

Health › Re: US Sends Medical Experts To Study How Nigeria Tamed Ebola by Datsme: 11:18pm On Oct 02, 2014

theshadyexpress: Now obama needs a lesson or two from goodluck jonathan.....no man can indeed claim to be an island of knowledge afterall
I'm expecting apc guerillas to come and tell us it is fashola that obama is consulting

Anyways whether apc and bokoharam likes it or not.....we say goodluck till 2019

optimumprimus: .

theshadyexpress: Now obama needs a lesson or two from goodluck jonathan.....no man can indeed claim to be an island of knowledge afterall
I'm expecting apc guerillas to come and tell us it is fashola that obama is consulting

Anyways whether apc and bokoharam likes it or not.....we say goodluck till 2019

I cant jus imagine y sm ppl have so much interest in politicising almost all threads on this forum. And if that should be a yardstick then u v failed in this cos d most concerned states were that of the APC n we all know hw their govts stand still in combating d virus when ur so called messiah ws busy campaigning all around d country in the name of collecting signatures for the endorsement of hs second term agenda thereby exposing more ppl to d risk of contacting d virus.
The two of u n d rest of u in this 'No common sense' habit should go n get ur thinking faculty repaired. It s free of charge @ Yaba left

#MyAdvice

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Places Pa Akinkunmi On Lifetime Salary, Gives Out Houses To Steward by Datsme: 11:37pm On Sep 29, 2014

keeree o! Keeree o!! Keeree o!!!
Eyi ni latin so fun gbogbo yin wipe ki ema sora se paapaa julo larin osu kewa odun yi si osu keji odun to n bo fun iwa arekereke awon 'ojelu' to wa lode oni. Ema je kan fi buredi ko yin lomi obe je. K'eku ile o gbo ko so fun toko o.
Mowi re abi nko wi re

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Politics › Re: Abducted Chibok Girl Found In Mubi by Datsme: 11:17am On Sep 25, 2014

condralbede: Good news....In no distance time we all will start experiencing the fresh air, that's about to blow!!

If by this time u v nt bn xperiencin any fresh air and u r still hoping, guy u r on a long thing.

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Politics › Re: PDP NEC Picks Jonathan As Sole Presidential Candidate For 2015 by Datsme: 9:32pm On Sep 18, 2014

May God forbid another four years of 'breath of HOT air'
In Jesus name I prayed, Amen.

Education › Re: 10 Words Nigerians Commonly Misspell by Datsme: 2:43pm On Sep 17, 2014

Khaynet: .
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But na understanding matter o.

you are not ready to learn

Politics › Re: INVESTIGATION: AG Report Indicts Oronsaye For N123B Alleged Fraud by Datsme: 10:45pm On Sep 15, 2014

OrlandoOwoh: Yes, he might be Yoruba, the last thing you will see or hear is a Yoruba supporting or shielding him like Igbo people will always do.

I love yorubas, they always hit the nail on the head!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Synagogue: Fashola Orders Church Staff Out by Datsme: 10:30pm On Sep 15, 2014

y s he lamenting? I think he s a prophet of dooms!
Take it, its ur turn.
RIP to d deceased ones

Celebrities › Re: Super Rich Nigerian Men And Their Super Pretty Much Younger Wives ( Photos ) by Datsme: 8:45pm On Sep 13, 2014

hmmmmn!
MONEY - Connecting people

Nairaland General › Re: 6 Things You Do That Annoy A Policeman on "Stop And Search" by Datsme: 9:43pm On Sep 10, 2014

police is my sheet!

Agriculture › Re: FG Set To Ban Hides And Skin “ponmon” by Datsme: 9:00pm On Sep 09, 2014

Someone wants to tamper with my right to 'free-choice of nutrition'!
Lawyer FALANA, please get ready I might need to press charges

Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by Datsme: 7:15pm On Sep 04, 2014

Eni awi fun, oba je ko gbo o.
Lokunrin Lobinrin

Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Support Groups Now 8,000 – Presidency by Datsme: 11:53pm On Sep 01, 2014

Trut: GEJ = Fresh Air till 2019...

Dont worry, una go use una mouth blow body

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Education › Re: Six Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria (alarming School Fees) by Datsme: 1:24pm On Aug 24, 2014

Zedric: Guy, pesin vex u b4?

dont mind him, he s defending hs salary! lol

Politics › Re: Jonathan Administration: An Ally Of Corruption by Datsme: 1:29am On Aug 21, 2014

Largas: Cleared by EFCC?
Politricks was played out and we all know Tinubu's worth. He could pay say anything.

Tinubu is a former Governor, and last I checked, Former Governors can be investigated.
GEJ is flawed. We all are. Need I remind you we should cleanse ourselves before cleansing others?
People in the APC accuse Jonathan of corruption but fail to realize that he who lives within a glass house never throws stones. What happened to their ever corrupt leader and governors?

Mega crap!

u v jus type a good RUBBISH! #NoFacts

Politics › Re: Chadian Troops Rescue 85 Nigerian Hostages From Boko Haram by Datsme: 2:12pm On Aug 17, 2014

Omexonomy: I have being saying it for a long time Remove islam from the world terrorism will die a natural death.

and if u r removed from the world as well, english language will be short of its murderers

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Jokes Etc › Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Datsme: 5:56pm On Aug 14, 2014

if u want to go beyond 2:2 (as in second class lower), u v to stop bearing tutu! A lecturer to a friend

Jokes Etc › Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Datsme: 5:55pm On Aug 14, 2014

if u want to go beyond 2:2 (as in second class lower), u v to stop bearing tutu! A lecturer to a friend

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Sports › Re: Mikel Winning AFOTY Award Will Be An Insult To African Football by Datsme: 8:58am On Jan 03, 2014

please you should have let us kno hw mikel warm d bench in europe. As far I m concerned, mikel has made a great contribution towards every chelsea success right from his day one in d club n dt he s still doing. Yes he may not deserve d award but ur claim of little contribution towards d achievements of hs club is fallacious.
From ur write up, u v made us known dt u r nt a nigerian den no one can be more sentimental dan yu. Get dt right

Health › Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Datsme: 12:33pm On Jan 02, 2014

how will zipping up help married couples?

Health › Re: If Proper Bathing Makes The Body Clean, What Makes The Towel Dirty? by Datsme: 4:13pm On Dec 03, 2013

idprincess: Because we are made from dust and so it can't be completely washed off. Ever.

Try it... No matter how hard you scrub or how much you wash your body, if you rub your finger/ cloth firmly against your skin, some dust will still come off.

Its nt dust but dead cells of the skin.

Politics › Re: Commonly Used Phrases In Defense Of GEJ On Social Media by Datsme: 2:29pm On Nov 28, 2013

mumumugu: No matter what you say, goodluck for president 2015

please help me add ds to d list

Politics › Re: Commonly Used Phrases In Defense Of GEJ On Social Media by Datsme: 2:23pm On Nov 28, 2013

Tadon200: northerners and Yoruba's have been there ,let our own brother wreck nigeria and eat the national cake

Abeg Help me add ds comment to d list

Politics › Re: How I Was Contacted To Enrol For Illegal Anambra Election Trip by Datsme: 10:22pm On Nov 15, 2013

chiefinalowo: I, High Chief Awakulowo the Odenjimjim (I) of iboland do not belong to any political party.

OP is not a core APC supporter. He has been very bitter since OYES recruitment Scheme.
Go through this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/1226231/fraudulent-activities-osun-subeb-recruitment
https://www.nairaland.com/1201019/ex-oyes-cadets-yet-collect-24th
https://www.nairaland.com/1224833/acn-apologists-nl-daft-pdp

Science/Technology › Re: Samsung Smart Tv With Hand And Voice Recognition by Datsme: 10:56am On Oct 01, 2013

Finland: I bought mine for about 1600 euro that's about 320K naira

I go b landlord of masef wt ds. #i-don-wise

Politics › Re: FG Orders Withdrawal Of Diplomatic Passports From Senators And HOR Members by Datsme: 3:26pm On Sep 22, 2013

I cn nw sense w@ GEJ s trying to do nw n I can categorically tel u dt it s for d masses sake. The Oga at d top wants to break d central bond of d powerful looters of ds country in which the foreseeable end shall be anoda party known as d progressives taking up d affairs of the nation for d betterment of all nigerians. #I-like-am-like-dat

Politics › Re: Court Strikes-Out Fashola’s Suit To Stop Jang As Governors’ Forum Chair by Datsme: 8:05am On Sep 20, 2013

Dive-Bomber:
Fasala d wuruwuru SAN, shame on u!!!!!!!

Jang is d real NGF chairman. Amaechi is fake.

I c no surprise in ur DIVING skill, ur username depicts u.
Anyway, as to d issue it s a gud template for d nPDP to back demsef in its court proceedings

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Employment Test: 1+1=? Justify Your Assertion by Datsme: 8:50pm On Sep 15, 2013

Boss Ttdiamonds: 1 + 1 = 3
See Proof Below

Method one
1 = 1

41 – 40 = 61 – 60

16 + 25 – 40 = 36 + 25 – 60

4² + 5² – 2 * 4 * 5 = 6² + 5² – 2 * 6 * 5

(4 – 5)² = (6 – 5)²

4 – 5 = 6 – 5

4 = 6

2 = 3

1 + 1 = 3

Method two
put a+b = 0

so 1(a+b) = 0

1 = 0/(a+b)

0 = 1

adding 2 on both sides

0+2 = 1+2

2= 3

1+1 =3
Method three
Let x = y, then

x−y+y=y

x−y/x−y+y=y/x−y

We can then simplify as:

x−y/x−y+y/x−y=y/x−y

or

1+y/x−y=y/x−y

1=y/x−y−y/x−y

1=0

Now we know that x = y or 1 = 1 is true and that 1 = 0 or 0 = 1 is true, we pose:

0 = 1
1 = 1
1 = 1

Adding these three equations we get:

0 + 1 + 1 = 1 + 1 + 1

or

1 + 1 = 3

wetin be ds o

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Politics › Re: APC Coast To Landslide Victory In Offa Re-run Poll by Datsme: 12:33pm On Sep 01, 2013

Ngwakwe: APC is not yet qualified to contest any election as for now, therefore these results are null and void.

Can Experts explain in details the implications of this election with APC candidates featured in the ballot.

for ur info, APC is a party under a lawful merging agreement of some existing political parties. So indirectly they r nt new as such. It s just like saying ACN, ANPP and CPC have just come together to present a single candidate to vie for a political office. Hope u understand

Politics › Re: APC Coast To Landslide Victory In Offa Re-run Poll by Datsme: 12:32pm On Sep 01, 2013

Ngwakwe: APC is not yet qualified to contest any election as for now, therefore these results are null and void.

Can Experts explain in details the implications of this election with APC candidates featured in the ballot.

for ur info, APC is a party under a lawful merging agreement of existing political parties. So indirectly they r nt new as such. It s just like saying ACN, ANPP and CPC have just come together to present a single candidate to vie for a political office. Hope u understand

Christianity Etc › Re: The Ariel Soap Rumour & Isaiah 29? by Datsme: 11:46am On Aug 24, 2013

No time 4 'won ni won pe'. I don comot

Foreign Affairs › Re: Crowds Watched A Man Electrocute Himself by Datsme: 2:55pm On Aug 16, 2013

190: wow wow wow

im on the front page

*waves hello*

nairalanders see me see me im on the front page

back to the topic

why would he do that, well obviously hes pyscho!
na him sabi, Good raddiance may his soul rest in peace obviously in hades!

instead of make people climb follow am them leave am dey watch

who kno u

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