₦airaland Forum

Jay542:
i dont know but all she needed to have were votes. And they said she got that.

yes they said, and thats the problem, this is the reason why i didn't wanna vote at first

ummeey:
As they say '' A man without beards is like a lion without mane '' Lol

who made that stupid quote lemme locate him and shave his beard clean so he'll be like me.

possibilita:
1. Strenth of a man



2.Jonal and the fish.




3.Pearls and Roses.



4.Eze goes to school.



5.Chike and the River.



6.Anger of a female cultist.



7.Half of a yellow sun



8.King of ants.


9.Babes dey come my house.


10.Animal farm.



11.Eat till u burst.

haba copyrat because you're more than a copycat

LordofNairaland:
You don't want to see the Lord of Nairaland in person

Even Seun and Lala aspire to see me.

nairaland na my father house? You're lordofnairaland not lord of my father's house

Jay542:
Them don know the winner right from the beginning. They just made us sweat it. The winner isnt bad for a winner sha but ivyy and mimzy had more people.

dont be modest what did she have that made her stood out from the others

7Randall:
Dats a very sad story. Sorry for ur loss

thanks dude

LordofNairaland:
You are invited to the banquet.

i humnly reject your invitation

cruzita:
yes they exist

where?

BlackAnus:
U definitely guessed right, this is an offshore account.. Alternate account rather

This is an avenue for the wailers committee of Nairaland to wail all they want..start wailing now! It's ur birthright

Hail Queen LANICKY

U can wail all u want that wount change the fact that Lanicky is your godmother..

Your Queen rather

na you win? APC(aproko peoples committee)

Goodluck giving birth to charming and handsome babies that took after both or one of thier parents

When young and when grown @ lordofNairaland

See swags sh,it men!!!!

1. Oga see my muscle
2. Jonah and the fish
3. Pearls and roses
4. Eze goes to school
5. Chike and the river
6. Heartbreak, love, heartbreak drink poison and die
7. Half of a yellow sun
8. King of ants
9. Witches in our village
10. Animal farm
11. Eat till you explode

LuveU2:
we re not one

awesome lol, people can lie for Africa

LuveU2:
Do i have another version?

the moniker, hateU2 is what i meant

MRNICEGUYy:
so touching! So sorry bro

thanks he's in a better place

Jarizod:
jrod ke

sniffs took handkerchief blew it, i thought that was yo name

LuveU2:
Its well everyone . dauntless15 happy sunday

wao someone i know is doing some refining, i like this version of you better how was service

Jarizod:
sorry ehn

Take biscuit

thank you mr jrod

makydebbie:
sorry for my late reply pls...was in church i jest closed now sef..lol..i go soon change handset and use phone..

lol no problem

Doctors in the house, i just created a whatsapp group for health related issues, where we can connect ask questions and get quick answers, if you're interested please drop your contact. Thank you

makydebbie:
lol no mind am..Happy sunday sir!

winch you the same, you and ya handset

Lol even if you drain thier blood and boil it, it wont curethe HIV its here to stay as promised in the Bible about end time

Lalasticlala

lalasticlala:
I love to personalise my themes, I love themes So much, like using my pictures or pictures of my favourite celebrities to create my own themes. Am currently using android phone L3 to b precise, please can anyone link me to any application to create.and personalise my own themes on tecno android phones?

finally this is the lala we are all screaming, dude where are you right now, i want to kidnap you.

makydebbie:
ahhh pls pardon me ma-/..abi mama...i know you are older than my great grandma...metusalah's first wife..pls leave me the one year old girl alone!..

lol i love the honesty, peepz be claiming maturity since forever

telemapreye1:
it's wasn't easy but the grace of God saw me through.

am really sorry for your loss

Going to church isn't really a do or die affair and the bible didn't command you to go to church every Sunday, you can worship God with all your heart from anywhere at anytime even your room in the middle of the night, God just needs your devotion and the church shouldn't be the only way to show it, so going to church every Sunday is unnecessary, there are actually other reasons why people goto church besides service to God,


1. To show your new or cool outfit: this group goes to church everytime looking like they are going for a pageant, they most times come late and draw attention to themselves while trying to take a sit, they make sure everyone sees them

2. To show off: this group of people want people to know they are financially buoyant they flaunt it any chance they get, when they ask for support for widows you see them donating ten 10k and the pastor will ask for a loud applause for his generosity, they give testimony about school to indirectly tell you they are graduates, about how they nearly hit a chicken to show to have a car and lots of other stuff just to boost thier ego and image in the church.

3. To check ladies or guys out: guys do this mostly, i do this most times, they think they're alot of hot girls and guys around and theres a chance you can find a partner too a decent one at that. I usually go with shades so you wont see my eyes scrutinizing you.

4. The ones praying for a marriage partner: those ones are already fed up, and thier list of qualities they want in a partner has become very short (God fearing man or woman) thats all and they goto church everytime to try and see if God will pick thier call, they try to look hot and modest at same time, especially the Girls Because time is running out.

5. Because others are going and you don't want to be tagged a sinner: its very bad in my area that the moment you stayed at home you are automatically a bad person, so i have to go to avoid that name tag always.

6. The real church goers: those ones will kill to go to church, i had a roomie in my fresh man year in school, he's belongs to this class, i didn't know until he moved in with me, deeper life for that matter, i almost died of frustration during the one semester we spent together and i quickly take to my heels immediately the semester was over, he will never allow me to have my way when it comes to church issues, he will prepare my food, press my cloth, fetch me water to enaure i have no excuse to miss church, or come late, haba could you believe he didn't allow me to listen to secular songs for a whole semester?

7. The hypocrites: those ones pray loud and make sure everyone sees them praying, they dance the most while doing offerings which isnt above #50, they come with alot of change to ensure they do all the offerings, they shout alleluia the loudest, amd they are the first to be taken over by the holy spirit.

8. The church fanatic: they have thier fingers in every pie in the church, they are in the choir, the band, the drama group, the breakthrough voice, the prayer warrior and the church politics they wont miss church even if its raining brimstone outside

9. Compelled to: those are the pastors family, the mummies and dadies in the church, you don't dare miss church under the guidance of such people, the consequences are very bad and not worth it.

Which group do you belong to add yours

telemapreye1:
So so sorry bro...lost my sister in 2009,my brother 2010,my dad 2011 and I cried and told God that my dad death shld be the last in our household.
Sad years for me

wao what the hell? How did you bear this series of sadness

Category1:
So sorry bro

thanks man

prettythicksme:
Sai lanicky

pi.G

Boring:
nah.. Wankingg meself

you must be from je.rk oslovakia

sirOrubebe:
What did you read?

blah blah blah blah