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HateU2:
Yes
I'm single and searching in Adekunle Gold's face

Can't I have a crush on lalasticlala

yea the ho's aint loyal, i thought we was game

ErnieSmallzz:
IT was awesome? Then y are u complaining

complaining? No you gat it wrong sister, i wonder why use the boobs to confuse when they are other better ways to confuse without getting artificial hair on my face and in my drink jeez

HateU2:
ehn

U sayyyy what

Lalasticlala, it's either now or never!
I have a crush on u

really?

mimzy:
Of course it is still a very hearty congratulations

Nothing is lost, nothing at all trust me

aight, congrats

SAINTSAMURAII:
lol just kidding. yeah we just have to accept the outcome.

glad youre kidding because you almost got me annoyed

kogistar:
how they managed to move up their boobs on ur head while u're standing?

lol i was sitting and she came from behind and gave me a hug with her fake Brazilian hair covering my face, i was struggling to see or breath and her big boobs were massaging my neck from behind oh lawd it was awesome

SAINTSAMURAII:
stop licking ass.

am not dude, its not like i get paid for it but am honestly not happy with the outcome thats all.

UEDIBO:
oh thank you. i will share my testimony tomorrow.

youre welcome my brother

ruxton06:
You said it na.........to confuse you!

but they are better ways to do that it doesn't work on me

mimzy:
Doing good

And you?

fine should be saying congrats now but i dont know what to say seeing the way things turned out, life goes on right?

I've been noticing this, i thought it was just me being paranoid, but its something they are fully aware of, why do girls rub thier boobs on the back of your head when trying to sway or confuse you.

After twerking her entire damp area be smelling like sushi

jonaifame22:
Chai dis morning, I woke up not knowing that one of my sisters fwends that lives wth us was in the bathroom and my sister and the other of her fwend were outside.

So I rose frm my bed wth my erect dick facing forward like a sword of a strong soldier who is goin forward in battle,then I headed for the bathroom and as I was close to the bathroom my sisters fwend opened the bathroom and was coming out wen she saw my dick and she slammed back the bathroom door shouting the name of jesus and she refused to come out till after some few seconds and I didn't know wat to do so I moved back in2 the room and hung my dick,


Well no thanks to one gal that promised to come and see me last nite in my room buh failed to show up although we were headed for my house on friday night when I received a call frm a customer who asked me to come and buy a a particular generator that I have been disturbing him for so I had to go, buh as I expected her to show up yesterday she didn't and konji brutalised and maltreated my mortal body like a step mother would to a motherless child as I fastend my legs and arms round my pillow althrough the night and my dicked poked at the pillow wth such earth drilling pokes that I am so sure that when I fall on my bed tonight that pillow would pray silent that i don't molest it again like I did last nite!

one word for the op, PER,VERT

mimzy:

hey mimzy, how you doing (our own queen)

Mr cork oh God i want to slap the b'jesus out of him

TheLoneCitizen:
Even enough ain't satisfying.

am fed up looking at pictures abeg tell me the name lemme download and I'll appreciate the ppsspp settings too, i use hot2 1gig ram version

Cutezt:
Chei,that your friend get plans for you o,lols, if it was in my school,you don't defend nothing,they will chase you out for that paper but will let you write the rest,don't even bother writing sef cos the next semester, your name will be boldly printed and pasted on the notice board,I know of a final year engineering student who was expelled because he asked for answer from the guy doing expo next to him,the worst part is that he didn't even hear what the guy was saying sef but he paid for it.

my looks always make me find favor in people's eyes, i look undaunted in face of opposition or accusations and i look very innocent and quite as well, you know those people you can vouch for even if you don't know what they did.

UEDIBO:
please help me.

did you have a budisso? Or a plier? Just get hot water and a towel, soak the towel in the water use it to massage your balls for thirty mins, use the budisso or plier to severe your seminal vesicle its less painful, or just burst the balls and be a man by bearing the pains. I tell you your life will never remain the same you can drill any hellhole for years without creating a baby, sterilized the budisso or plier before and after use.

foolinlove:
I want one thing in bed : breakfast.

I'll tell you that for free.

lol me too as a guy though

armylord:
lol .. u.ba I won't cook oo

fine

I am one of those people that asks thierselves questions after reading then write the answers on a long foolscap, they steal handouts in school and the invigilators throw it outside if they collect it, so i kept the handout at home and went with the foolscap, when i was going into the exam hall my dullard wannabe friend asked to sit with me and copy i said ok, i squeezed the foolscap and threw it away, he picked it but i didn't know, thirty minutes into exams he brought it out, i was like what the fuq throw it away, he stubbornly refused until he was caught, our papers seized luckily the exam officer was his paddy, when we went to defend ourselves he lied that it was mine, they checked my answer sheet and my handwriting was same as the one on the paper. I felt betrayed i told them exactly what happened and the HOD somehow believed me it seems he knows am actually hardworking, they asked me a few questions to test my intelligence and i aced it all without stammering they just let me go after my bestie confirmed my story. The guy begged and begged after the exams but I've already made up my mind not to talk to him ever again.

UEDIBO:
I have three children now. i want to rest.
i want to do family planning.
please educate me.

cc:
lalasticlala
seun
vizkid
ladyF
Amaraedec
Fadman4real
Ladyaimy
Ebbybest
Siraweezy
Nasri100
Rummeh
Dobys
Leofab
Mixty
Foolinlove
Kennylizzy
Andysnoopy
Benzion72
Daclint
Breadmaker
Blustreak
Carmag
Zubydave
Winivogue
Orikinla
Nerertitiram
Miqos02
Kenswitch
Greggng
Yommen
Sugarhugs

i am an expert in castration, chat me up for an appointment its totally free nigga what are friends for

Hoodnigga:
Wich among d listed food combinations u love most?
1: Bread and akara
2: Pap and akara
3: Bread and groundnut
4: Groundnut and cucumber
5: Bread and butter
6: Fried corn and pear
7: Fried corn and coconut
8: Rice, stew and banana
9: Bear and groundnut
10: Abacha and coconut
11: Groundnut and garden egg
12: Bread and mineral
13: Soup and garri or eba
14: Bread and okpa
15: Breadfruit(ukwa) and coconut
16: Bread and pap
for its Garri, milk, sugar and gruondnut or coconut so wats yours??

i hate 4,6,9,10,11 but the rest is awesome as I'm a great choppa father

armylord:
Just broke up with that ungrateful biatch... u guys know d girl I'm talkin bout ... u can go thru my old posts .. she's really.. ungrateful.. God!! she even had d guts to tell me she's weighing her options whether to be with me or not.. that she wants to go back to her ex cos he asked for her hand in marriage.. I just hissed .. yelled at her to give me my food warmer .. (cooked for her yesterday) imagine !! well ..she was scared af.. nd gave me d stuff.. her younger sisters asked wah d matter was.. I said ask the ungrateful complete cheat! hissed nd walked out..

eyah fine boy with chaplet like you fa, this girl has crude oil in her veins instead of blood, dont worry fine geh with chaplet will come along some days. And dont cook for this one again when she comes.

ableD1:
This story made me cry.. reminds me of my sister...sighs..

for real? What happened to her

2papa:
I was born in Port Harcourt, I Schooled in Port Harcourt, All my Family are in Port Harcourt, I worked in Port Harcourt. But am tired, I love Lagos and want to relocate. I don't have relatives nor Friends there but I felt I will make it in Lagos. Should I Relocate?

the kind suffer you will suffer ehn? Is still doing press up. You want to start afresh abi, hold that thought

Jay542:
i met pple and it was fun that was why i voted sha. Its all good. Life goes on

exactly life goes on

firstking01:
My thought of the whole scenario is that Dygeasy and his crew disapointed me, and i will never involve myself in the subsequent missnairaland/mrnairaland contest...on one thread like that created by Daviyjones, i was listed to compete for mrnairaland, but i won't.

dude its very disappointing the way things turn out and on same boat with you i dont think I'll involve myself again

LordofNairaland:
I am lord here. And let me remind you, that we have popular people here under my watch. We have people like Obama, Putin and thousand other strong men. But, I shall not reveal their monikers. Even these men aspire day and night to see me.

really? Those important guys can't have access to you but here i am an anonymous unimportant personality chatting with a lord, yes my pastor was right today is a day of divine favour thank you jesus