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refiner:
...lol....I can never taste such!



it's disgusting!

lol but you eat bush meat be sincere o, as for the croc all i can say is you're missing big time, meaty and yummy chisos

refiner:
...lol....your choice tho!


lmao#bolded....go joor!

lol you see i knew she was pretending, i dont know you sha i would have taken you out to see if shame go allow you move mouth anyhow like you move in the confort of your room

ONLY IN NIGERIA
when girls give money its an unforgivable sin

when guys give money, its the norm, in otherwords a do or die affair

it is believed that guys are the only ones benefitting from sex, i mean ladies enjoy it too

only in nigeria, girls are quick to remind you to be a man in a relationship by spending on her but when it comes to loyalty she wont be the woman

the moment you start dating a girl, she becomes an orphan you adopted all her worries are yours truly

her feelings matter alot, but when it comes to yours infact you don't have a feeling talk more of matter

she deserves flashy things to look good for you, but you should look raggedy so other ladies wont see you

your privacy is open to her, but hers is fort knox

you aren't allowed to speak with any other girl, but every guy she talks to is her admirer, uncle, brother, casual friends

you should read the signs and knows what she wants even before she voices it

gold digging is a female only career

money+sex=love

stinkinly rich is at the top of qualities of husband material

girls are impossible to tame

sentix:
But chicken, cow and fish no dey innocent

lol ask him for me abeg, seeing this croc is making me salivate already

refiner:
....stinks badly?

but they will still eat it....


Niger,eating things that are not meant to be eaten....

I won't blame them sha....

its God's commandment in genesis chapter 1 v 28-30, so there's no wrong in eating it, btw it will eat you too without a care in the world, and as for the smell its temporary, people eat goat, and i hope you know what it means if someone tells u that you smell like a goat, because whites don't eat it doesn't mean you should become a copy cat, we all have different culture. as if i take you to a bar you wont eat it and top it with origin, pretender

sage50:
This specie will not attack a human. Oyinbo go transfer am go zoo. Black man will transfer it to pot

I TOO KNOW, ARE YOU A ZOOLOGIST? THIS SPECIE WILL NOT ATACK HUMAN, HOW YOU TAKE KNOW? AS IF THEM PUT YOU AND THIS SPECIE FOR CAGE YOU NO GO PEE FOR PANT THEN COMMIT SUICIDE OUT OF FEAR. JUST D NAIRALAND D FORM YEYE GURU, WHATS THE NAME OF THE SPECIE LETS GOOGLE IT, AND HOW DO YOU TELL THE SPECIE, MR CROC DOC

the guy is really making us proud with his ugly looks, rugged hairstyle and the bold statement "i just wanna grab some booty" what a short guy i guess thats why they mistook him for a boy, that guy is an ancestor.

nestocynn:
Absolutely You can get that from us.

ok any particular one you recommend? or you can show me the ones that falls within my specs and price range lemme choose

MrCork:
..Audray is a respessstable Nairaland lessssssbian who dreessup as male to chase females on nairaland..so bro...our only advise is to fogerrrrrit.n...sshe dont date men. u dont belif us...ask her!!!! (no oofeinse)

oboy why you bad like this na, what's the offence English committed

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you mean i should get a bottle to be storing farts in soo i can inhale the pungent smell when its fully concentrated, abok.i don't you have human sympathy? haba

devil don suffer, he is blamed for almost everything, everyone caught must look for someone to blame, they should be strict punishment for such crimes like dissecting your Johnny immediately you're caught, the fear it inspires will stop some people from trying it, look at his ear like prairie cat.

Menace2Society:
Have a nice evening

thank you warreva that means i wish u too

Menace2Society:
how old are you, 8? Did mummy give you permission to use the internet?LMAO

as a matter of fact am exactly eight years old, and mommy actually gave me permission to use the internet. wait a minute something amazing is gonna happen











wait for it










wait for it












hmmm nothing happened, so disappointed

micxwell:
Play it cool bro, you are a man na aba...

noted NEXT!!

abdulaz:
So on point, fucck them well so that it will register in their brain, abi their papa give money make u hold for them?

amen to that bro

Menace2Society:
U are a man for Christ sake stop bit.ch.ing!Respect the sac between your fuc.king legs

story for the Gods, heres a deal breaker NO ONE FVCKING CARES

Menace2Society:
U are a man for Christ sake stop bit.ch.ing!Respect the sac between your fuc.king legs

story for the Gods, heres a deal breaker NO ONE FUCKING CARES

demzylahot:
hmmm.. u bin dull sha

lol she was 17 and i was genuinely in love, i thought we will end up getting married as her family and mine is aware of everything

Menace2Society:
U fall my hand no be small

look around you bro no one cares, i wasn't trying to please you or lift you hand

Festivalofholi:
So true. Dem go first form say dem be believers and fornication is bad blah blah blah. All i did was just promise her marriage and dat was all. Those deeper life girls na dem fucck pass.

so true but she's catholic and her mum is my dads political acquaintance, who i respect alot, and she knows about us.

Mariojane:
this method of scam is as old as scam itself. just stop replying her that should settle it

they are many mails i would like to share just that the little or no comments here is discouraging, if you see the mails she sent you will be curious on where this will lead, am just having fun though, i av prepared an epic response incase i grow tired of her, see her pix she sent me

macaranta:
Okay bro...just be of good cheer.

lol tnx am always on point like clockwork, i wish she will just lemme be though

macaranta:
Easy bro..why so serious.

how serious lol wrong impression bro, am impervious to such people, they are everywhere like rats, so i cant be serious about it

DiAmOnDrUbY:
cry cry baby


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whatever pleases you fvckhole

Festivalofholi:
D girl i'm straffing presently is a deeper life member.

i know some clowns will make leather chaps off my skin for this, but am saying it anyways, you are so on point op, i can relate very much to this, theres this girl i dated, i respected her then because she was a virgin, and i got her at a tender age of 17, we dated for two years, and i proposed thrice before she finally agreed, i was waiting for a day when she will finally consent to sex, and i was spending on her, not stupid kind of spending o, just recharge cards, gifts for special occasions like her birthday, she reciprocate the show of affection too and she buys me gifts as well but its not equivalent to what i get her, maybe perfume i appreciated because she's a kid and wasnt working and was new to dating, until she travelled for almost 6months, while she was away my feelings for her grew and she kept promising me that when she returns she's gonna give me a valuable gift, but she returned the opposite of her usual self, before i know whats up she started double dating, she was dating my cousin for that matter, i later realized she has lost her virginity something that kept me from taking advantage of her thinking she was a kid, later she told me to my face after i told her we should break up that she doesn't deserve me, that she's bored of the relationship that i dont have the balls to initiate sex that am not her kind of guy. this thought me two simple lessons, love us just a fallacy and what most girls understand is money+sex= love, two if you show girls love without asking for a reward which obviously means sex it gives the gurl the impression that you are weak, and stupid, she starts seeing you as a casual friend and a maga, and will deny that you ever dated her, my advice pls try to fvck the living daylight out of any girl as soon as possible if you start dating that way she remains your b*tch anytime she sees you even if you have broken up, the sex scene will replay in her head and the feelings come flooding back.

DiAmOnDrUbY:
Number 18 on repeat

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ehn mr ibu is getting paid for his stupidity, the question is are you? a** hole

IamLukas:
U are indeed excel in English.

lukas lukas no vex again am too lazy to correct my wrong use of preposition, please correct it for me teacher

Suigeneris93:
Corrected. And yes, you're fluent but we don't only learn how to speak English in English Studies, just as you don't only learn how to tinker with computers made by the engineers

ya thanks for the correction i was disappointed when my gf told me she got admission to ksu i was happy until she told me English was her course, am thinking of switching to another course too, computer science isnt my dream course it was a last moment decision because i was desperate I'll love to read bio chem, petrochem engr, or architecture.

i dont know if its too much to ask but i wonder if i can get a very slim laptop with atleast core i7 or i5, 6 or 8gig ram, 2.7 ghz, nvidia geforce 920m dont care about the hard disk space and product, or webcam or fingerprint, good battery for 50 - 75k price range.

DiAmOnDrUbY:
18. When they sense that defeat is near, they grab a dictionary to look for big big engreech

lol everyone isnt as retarded as you, i guess you was born a slowpoke, check my previous posts my diction doesn't need amendment, so i dont need a dictionary to make a point, but i dont blame you am awesome i guess you arw awed by my stonking personality, slow witted rhinoceros pizzle, please try to catch up.

henrydadon:
This remind me of one of craze clown joke.."so u went to school to study agriculture"

what about people who goto school to study home economics, English, linguistic or library science English that you can learn as a baby, i am fluent and excel in English even though am a computer scientist.

DiAmOnDrUbY:
17. They fight with you unnecessarily

who is fighting who? lmao please stop flattering yourself, am too awesome to raise a brow because of your satirical display of ignorance and vacuousness.