₦airaland Forum

its okay if you can handle it

e no work, long and useless process

OP CHAI I WISH I CAN WRITE YOU A CHEQUE OF 1MILLION NAIRA, THIS GUY IS EPIC, SEE THE FORLORN LOOK OF DISAPPOINTMENT ON THE FACES OF THIS SLUTTY AND HORN.Y GIRLS JUMPING TO SEE CO,CK LMAO

like never, i dont want to subject jonny to strange smells he cant comprehend, my jonny is priceless, i value it more than pussayyy

sex, it should be ready anytime you feel like it, i mean its in the marriage agreement right? the bride price is indirectly the pvssy price

hmm maybe i live on mars, i met girls and they are just girls, btw how can you meet all those people in your lifetime and not get old before getting married, maybe you finally get married at 60

AFTER D YABALEFT INMATE OP CHANT FINISH LIKE PERSON WEY OVER SMOKE WEED, HE COUNTERED HIMSELF BY SAYING HE'S NOT SURE, IT PAINS ME SOO MUCH THAT YOUR FOOLISHNESS IS THIS ABUNDANT, I PRAY FOR YOU TO GROW SOME BRAINS IN JESUS NAME

OP YOU BE HIGH QUALITY MAGA, 40K MEANWHILE YOUR PARENTS ARE THEY AND MIGHT NEED THAT MONEY, THEY UNDERSTAND WITH YOU AND THOUGHT YOU DONT HAVE, WHILE YOU'RE HERE SPENDING 40K ON A GIRL HAPPILY LIKE MAD COW, SOMEONE WHO MIGHT DITCH YOU TOMORROW, I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE YOU IN TWO WORDS, YOU'RE A DISGRUNTLED PORCUPINE

OP I AGREE GIRLS ARE THE 3D RENDITION OF DEMONS, BUT WHY THE HELL AM I SMELLING NOLLYWOOD IN YOUR STORY OR MAYBE MY NOSE IS ACTING UP AGAIN, HOW DID YOU MAKE MONEY THAT FAST, HOW COME SHE'S STILL SINGLE, WHY WASTE MONEY ON INTRO IN THIS BUHARI ECONOMY, HOW YOU CARRY HOLD THIS CHILDISH GRUDGE THIS LONG WITHOUT DYING, SO YOU WEREN'T AMBITIOUS OR AFTER MONEY UNTIL SHE TOLD YOU, SO YOUR SUCCESS TODAY WAS INFLUENCE BY HEARTBREAK, THE QUESTIONS ARE NUMEROUS ANSWER THOSE ONES FIRST.

adimonyechidi:
Suprise I Called Costumer Care This Morning.. Only To Find Out it's Now Unlimited.. not 500mb Limit anymore.. They said it doesn't have data cap. If you don't believe me. Call them nd ask for yourself. I have Use it before. But Someone told me this morning that it's unlimited so i called them to confirm.. They said it's True..

mad cow its still 500mb

all this talk back and forth isn't solving anything Nigerians are tough, we pass through thick and thin like hummer, the same people complaining are the same bigots chanting APC CHANGE yesterday, today they mix with the crowd to condemn God is watching yall hypocrites, they condemn gej till he went into hiding now who's tenure is worse now, you people are never satisfied lets dance to the tune, you voted him in so deal with it. pvssies

mine miraculously refused to work today, i subscribed around 9am yesterday and woke up to realized i am just wasting my time

Menace2Society:
Grow up!this is not a place for a toddler

a toddler is even too big a foetus is the proper phrase, nitwit

ermmm mods lalasticlala mynd44
front page please?

the guy is a deranged animal and uncivilized he even thinks insulting an unpopular person is cool, but he's observant sha Cynthia sure looks like the cow lmao

TSOM:
Be careful not to generalize.

I know this might seem strange but I've dated ladies who didn't pressure me for money. They were undergraduates as at then.

The downside (?) is that I was always pressured to commit into something defined - a relationship headed for marriage. I backed out 'cause I wasn't ready and I didn't want to give any of them false hope or lie to them.

Were they faithful? YES!

Were they understanding and cultured? YES!

Maybe I am just lucky with the good ones.

story for the Gods and whoever cares to listen, she doesn't cares for money doesn't mean she isnt giulty of the rest

sage50:
west african crocodile. Na nile crocodile be d beast. That croc has been in dat area for more dan 10 years hv u heard it attacked pple The crocs are also in magodo shangisha area. U don ever hear dem attack person

hahaha no be only west African crocodile, its Lebanese crocodile, if it attack people will you know?, i wish i can keep you in a cage with it, when it goes hungry i will see what its next meal will be, you will make a sweet steak cuisine for it.

NO NOPE NADA NEVER NAY NAH UH-UH IMPOSSIBLE CERTAINLY AND ABSOLUTELY NO

ronald4lif:
Is it really that bad? Like relationship it's all about the money to our Naija women? And how come I haven't met any of such women

maybe you live on the moon

Cutehector:
eh but dats d one dat annoys me d most. Hence I singled it out.

lol

vargasvictory:
ONLY IN NIGERIA

You'll send a babe airtime

She'll still flash you to call her back.

lol epic, thats so true bro

Cutehector:
Only in Nigeria


That a guy is supposed to be the one to call his babe..

its in the list na, there are alot of points not listed haba stop plagiarism

[b]ONLY IN NIGERIA

when girls give money its an unforgivable sin

when guys give money, its the norm, in otherwords a do or die affair

it is believed that guys are the only ones benefitting from
sex, i mean ladies enjoy it too

girls are quick to remind you to be a man in a
relationship by spending on her but when it comes to loyalty
she wont be the woman

the moment you start dating a girl, she becomes an orphan
you adopted, all her worries are yours truly

her feelings matter alot, but when it comes to yours infact
you don't have a feeling talk more of matter

she deserves flashy things to look good for you, but you
should look raggedy so other ladies wont see you

your privacy is open to her, but hers is fort knox

you aren't allowed to speak with any other girl, but every
guy she talks to is her admirer, uncle, brother, casual friends

you should read the signs and knows what she wants even
before she voices it

gold digging is a female only career

money+sex=love

stinkingly rich is at the top of qualities of husband material

you are mandated to be calling every now and then to show you're caring but its cool if they dont call you because they don't have card, but you sent them card like yesterday, and you aren't allowed to not have card, else they tag you stingy

relationships are one way stuffs like its only the guy's responsibility to keep it going

the liar is the charmer, the sincere guy is the stingy maga that loves good things

I'll die for you is fiction the moment you die they eat rice at their funeral which they attended with thier new catch

the list goes on guys add the rest[/b]

Pushas:
Sorry Bro. You were fooled. You over invested in her and you were a "nice guy". Be a bad boy with bitches

i wish i realized sooner

refiner:
...nop I don't!


crocodile, meaty and yummy??...I give up!

lol you are funny sha

lacicrips:
Just seeing this gives me so much joy. I hope they return it to it's habitat and not kill it. I have never seen a live crocodile before, but hope to see one in the not too distant future. Please preserve these things for us and our coming generation. Abeg.

dont worry am opening an alligator and croc farm soon, when your wife born bring your wife and your baby to the farm, am happy to lock you, your baby and wife in the cage with the croc, am sure seeing you will give the croc so much joy that it will preserve you and your coming generation.

IndianBwoy:
Bible is outdated.


Its for jewish cave people.

keep saying thrash, one day a gay will tear your ass, since thunder dont fire people anymore, stupid boy claiming atheist, INDIAN COW