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DiAmOnDrUbY:wao applause applause applause, this fellow just escaped from a correctional facility there are two phrases to describe you piece of work, lame and boring!!! |
in as much as i love the bro code thingy, your essay is too tiresome to read, am bored already just looking at it, so when you are ready to cut it short lemme know, punk |
DiAmOnDrUbY:see what you typed, i cant even comprehend, shediot !!! NEXT!! |
enshi:ya i have seen it and i have told her how deranged gay people are, its very disappointing, suck it up bro, shes a lost cause |
Thankgod for nairaland, imagine someone is gay and is happily announcing it, hmm in my place if you are caught fvcking a** or fingering another girl jeez they will beat the gay out of you and embarrass you in public, I pray on bent knees Lord save my family and future generations from the evil spirit of gay, i dont want confused and deranged offsprings |
enshi:dude i breaks my heart that you are behaving like this, how can you be this crazy to this extent of becoming this lowly to someone who is mannerles, faceless, and might be the opposite of her pix, she might be transgender or gay, you dont know common bro you are better than this. |
Audray:i dont blame you claiming you are confused as If you don't know what he meant or you don't understand English, i blame the he goat embarrassing guys on nairaland he must have smoked weed. you tell a girl i like u, and she said i don't understand |
new odour jumpy rational behaviour cant look you straight in the eyes messed up look disorganized stuttering answer when asked where she was coming from or any implicating question extremely happy distant and lost look when alone like shes day dreaming glowing and happy change in busts and a** size become bold and disrespectful especially to her parents and older siblings start becoming promiscuous general arrogance and boldness the list is endless |
op you are soo stupid it makes me quiver, you want guys to be honest so you can take them for fools, girls are attracted to lies, seen it first hand and they are the best liars I've seen too, in fact girls are born liars. |
heres a screenshot of the second mail
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heres her first mail and my reply |
so on this faithful Wednesday i recieved a mail from a scammer, who told me a heart breaking story of her family and how she needs a male companion, i know shes a scammer from the very first day but i just want to play along and see how this ends, i don't know if she's on nairaland and i wonder how she got my email address, but she warned me sternly that i shouldn't disclose it to anyone, its been two months now and am confused on how to continue with this so i need advice and opinions should i tell her i know shes a scammer? or play along, but i am not gonna give her anything to use against me though |
she's damn lucky fuel is costly and wasnt employed in dishing out the jungle justice now because of j8 a phone that will soon become old news based on the way tecno release phones without a care in the world about customer demands, someone has became an object of ridicule, a laughing stock, i bet she wont pass through that area ever again if they ever let her go. girls and flashy stuff she would have gotten away with it and the show off begins, now when she sees boom j8 next time she will take off her footwear and take to her heels |
Adaure4ever:its bad and childish though its like a victory song like after all the hassles, buying and spending, nyanga, begging, waste of useful time, we finally drill the p word that rhymes with wussy and you see them bragging up and down, i have rode that a** like a pony |
AudreyTimms:na thier mouth, they are always there to ruin everything, keep it up for us who values you. |
AudreyTimms you are simply amazing omg see updates, am just smiling, forget the nay sayers you simply rock and they simply suck, if its easy let them write one story. |
and you're even pissed off about it lol |
AudreyTimms:lol its my folks that suggested the name because of my personality, so i know i merit it, but the good thing is audrey is back damn i was worried. cant wait for the next update. |
i think it would be nice if theres a whatsapp group where we talk about relationships and meet someone we can date, if you support it then drop your contacts lets create a WhatsApp group cause am seriously on fire and need to exercise my demon |
franugo:the 3gb is called thank god its friday plan for weekends only but d one gb for 24 hrs just dail *777# and navigate your way through thier menu |
hahaha greatest joke since the change mantra of the buhari era could you believe i took my bath, dressed up, called my bae hey bae there's something romantic i want us to watch together (sounding like an evil genius with a scientific breakthrough, in minutes bae came and we got a chilled lacasera for me and chilled pure haven for bae, we took two stretch pool side sits and relaxed, with our sunglasses on, we started watching the sun because i told her my buddies at nsa told me that mercury is passing, we watched and watched till its 6pm now, bae just looked at me and said you should have asked if i want to hang out instead of this joke, nice hanging out though and she left now am here to look for the source of this news and kill him |
franugo:d one for 500 is one of many varieties of data they have i liked d one of 1gig fir 200 24hrs better |
maxtreme:just drop i have already collect 23 contacts to be added tonight but will love techy people like you too maybe we can share ideas because am extremely techy aswell |
PunkyV:ya exactly my kind of personality, just spill the beans straight up and get over it |
PunkyV:i tried the subtle way but she's too dumb to get the clue, what says i need breathing space more than YOU ARE HERE ALOT NOW!!! |
franugo:am still processing the loss but glo is my next move, have you heard of glo supermart? *777# i have a WhatsApp group for such discussions and anything android including rooting and gaming drop your contacts if interested people |
franugo:lol glad you handled this with maturity, about the airtel stuff i tried sub last night and was told insufficient balance that was when it dawned on me how serious the blow by airtel is, i was just hopeful because the option is still there even the former price. |
franugo:in his tiny mind he is speaking english, i don't blame you sha people are too dumb to notice your fallaciousness or too busy to give you the attention you desperately seek, now tell me what the heck is ludicrity or did you mean ludicrous? even if its ludicrous you meant, it doesn't even match the sentence you're shamelessly trying to construct, what is self perceived i don't understand what it means, lackadaisical not lackasadaisical pay attention to lexis and structures didn't you pass through junior secondary?, and the bumbling ignoramus doesnt even correlate at all, what is bumbling about an ignoramus or don't you know the meaning of bumbling, mr. stop trying too hard to impress, it only embarass you and make you look retarde,d, look around you no one cares, the world still revolves with or without your caustic and murderous grammar please i beg of you, keep your demons on a leash |
maybe he has tachycardia, or a weak heart, or the anticipation and stress he gets when thinking of whats gonna happen in not so distant future, when the hotrod goes into the vj. i wish i know the feeling, sadly am a nun. |
you are here alot now!! she didnt get the clue, i then repeated in another way i am fed up with your face, talkativeness, materialistic and everything you. |
interesting, the warning not to look at it, is the more reason why I'll look at it, this is too good to miss, this kind of stuff only affects the white folks not nigerians whos daily life is a struggle |
Please give him watery beans filled with stones for the next one week
