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Access Bank should find a place in their heart to forget that 100K... Why all these na

Omo, Curse no dey work, don't let anyone deceive you.

During Rochas first tenure as Governor, he demolished one old woman shop in Owerri. The old woman went stark naked at the middle of the road and cursed Rochas, she said Rochas will die before he completes his tenure. She also said Rochas will never experience happiness in his household. I come dey feel pity for Rochas .

Same Rochas won his re-election, same Rochas is a Senator now. Same Rochas celebrated his birthday last month, he brought on stage his family members and Son in-laws, man is blessed while the old woman is languishing somewhere in Uratta village.

. , I asked diz babe out yesterday and I got the surprise of my life..
She said she is not ready for relationship yet

That's good. I'm glad she littered you. You deserves more humiliation.

More to come.


Una must get sense by force.

SmellySperm:
Why you pained?

You don't have to entertain a sex starved imbecilic attention seeker. Allow her to fool herself

Black Friday on Garri?


Please no one should bring vintage and evergreen Garri into this Black Friday nonsense of a thing.

How do guys condescend too low to ask a Nigerian girl out? There's nothing unique or significant about Nigerian girls , why stressing yourself?

Promise her lunch or dinner, that's all. Why going all these hurdles for same kpekus boys don smash tire?

No sex till marriage is one of the oldest tricks to trap weaklings.


Why should a non virgin Nigerian girl say No sex before marriage? Sex is the only thing you can offer a guy, why being wicked and evil about it?

PlayMaker14:
Davash.222 come oh... Come and see something.

The Future is a Barber, therefore, the Future is Femail.

Simpathetic men displaying foolishness.

Guy, you're addicted to Enjoyment and Good life.

Bó le and roasted fish should be added as a requirement to make Heaven.

Iyaebe:
Waiting to read your rubbish

I thought you've given your life to Christ?

OP, why using "Slay Queen" to address the dead?

lkillbrokehoes:
My boss Davash222 will humbly take the offer if only you can accept 1k suya and yoghurt

1K suya and yoghurt

Comrade, I'm not extravagant with my resources, if she will accept meat pie and a bottle of Coke, I'm game.

FutureIsFemale:
I will report your acct for YouTube to ban if this is the kind of news you want to be blogging about.

The Future is Chimney

How come same Buhari didn't follow due process before proscribing IPOB

Normal level.

Northern Nigeria is safe in the hands of Buhari.


Sai Baba.

The safest way to remain sane when dating a Nigerian girl is to assume you're her 13th boyfriend.

Welcome to the club, Comrade. E go reach everybody.

Iyaebe:
How much has she spent or given to Christ? anything for attention while neglecting their saviour. Anyways Jesus is around the corner sha.#radicalforjesus#

How much you wan make she give Christ? No be Christ give her the money

500K for Women supporting Women.

How about the women on Nairaland supporting Tiwa?? Nothing for them?

Presently, if you can afford 3 square meal, EFCC should be on the look out for you.

It's 0.1.1 or 1.0.1 or 1.1.0 ratio now.



No thanks to Buhari.

Iyaebe:
I've always been for Christ, I just backslided a little but I'm back now fully for Christ. Give your life to Christ as well.#radicalforjesus#

Same way Tonto Dike radicalised for Christ

What are the economic benefits of their meeting to Lagos State?

Iyaebe:
Yes I'm mad for Christ because he has taken over me,how about you?come and enjoy a Christlike life and experience true change. Come and be radical for Jesus. #radicalforjesus#

Zzor, when diz one start


Playmaker14, comrade... Zzor is now for Christ.

Iyaebe:
You are still a small boy,you'll grow.Meanwhile please give your life to Christ, he's coming soon.#radicalforjesus#

You're mad!

Firstly, there's no good girl in Nigeria.

Secondly, Do unto others before they do unto you.

Lastly, stay away from Nigerian girls!

Iyaebe:
Another annoying part is you and others there to watch,to watch what if I may ask?never never never. I'll prepare and surround myself with female doctors,seriously I can't

So, what's special about that your dilapidated body that you think male doctors will condescend too low to watch?

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Iyaebe:
I think they are yet to feel the heat.#radicalforjesus#

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Sense is very far from you, Rozz.

PlayMaker14:
Sense wen he dey match for ground waka?



May our son's don't end up useless and senseless like the Op.

I've failed as a father if I have a son like this OP.

PlayMaker14:
For you to promise a girl who you are not legally married to an iPhone 11 pro max shows how childish you really are.


Who knows how many expensive gifts you have given to her just because you are getting FREE knacks.


I only pray you get matured enough to advise yourself before you sell your father's land to please a woman that is not your wife.

Comrade, you sure say this OP sense complete?

. I decided to drop what was dubbed the song of the decade

Where you drop the song of the decade, Nna?

Soyinka should calm down and enjoy his saint Buhari he campaigned for. E go reach everyone.