₦airaland Forum

johnmartus:
You are risk long term jail.

Lol.
Una go protest on my behalf na.

unbitchable:
There are more Christians Governors in prisons than Muslims Governors. Couple of hours earlier, Orji Kalu has been added to the lists. In Southeast, there are all Christians Governors and they are all thieves.

Calm down. You’re just being unnecessary paranoid over nothing. Corruption is a cankerworm with no religion. 98% of Nigerian politicians are corrupt! Christian or Muslim.

Tinubu and Ganduje are Muslims but they’re more corrupt than corruption itself... How do you justify that, Mazi Obi

Corruption has no religion. If you’re corrupt, you’re correct!!!!

You’re still wondering what to do.
Happy wondering, wanderer.

I’m confused here. Op, come again please.

Like, you guys would just sit and be monitoring people’s followers on Instagram

But it doesn’t hurt to live in a big house, drive latest cars, travel round the world... does it

NwaAmaikpe:




I'm not being cynical.

The bible says ,"if the foundation is faulty, what can the righteous do?".

I stand to be corrected but I feel that even with a Ph.D, the product of a zobo seller and an auto mechanic may not amount to much in life because of the mediocrity ingrained in their DNA.

Don’t let your background define you.

alonzoiv:
Why doesn't she quit music and go into acting?

Acting No, Eniola Badmus should be enough for you. Watch her.

They left without taking anything and you’re askin if they’re armed robbers or assassins.

Wow. Congratulations. May God bless their union.



You with two legs, what’s your excuse? Keep forming slay queen upandan. Time waits for no one.

Officialgarri:
What will wailers say now

We would say ZoneBs are irredeemable.

adarayz:
Lolz

It's like your woman is an onion?

My mother can't be an onion in Jesus name. Amen.

Lol

adarayz:
Girls are sweet and gentle

Hehehehe. Joke of the year.

Sinistami:
Lol I guess that would be wierd to a non indigence.

Not just that. I've spent 2days from Ezetu2 to Yenegoa on a market boat. The market women were cooking in the boat with varieties of fish. I couldn't resist the food cos of the fish. Mosquitoes use me play ludo for night sha.lol

You show us pepper, we give you onions.

End of.

Sinistami:
How was it wierd?

Just from the start of the journey. From yenegoa, have to pay up to 5k on a speed boat to get there. Isn't that weird enough to you

See those succulent boobs. Omg.

There's a place called Foropa, before Ezetu in SILGA. That's the weirdest place I've ever been to.

If you're dating a Nigerian girl, the safer way to remain sane in the relationship is to assume you're her 10th boyfriend. Anything aside this, sorry for you.

Nothing can take away my love for slim girls. May God continue to bless them specially for me.

Frodd with a fan.

illitrate:
The mention of "my sugar Daddy", made it clear that:

This is a fallacious concoction, concocted to gain twitter likes and comments.

You're the last and only sensible person in Nigeria today.

SENATORidiot:
Apc promotes terrorism

Only zombies would think otherwise.

Picture of buhari and the man he's handing over to. Tinubu and star boy can go to Mc oluomo and collect NURTW presidential ticket.

Uncle just dey create threads back to back these days.

London police sack this girl true true, innit?

Our sophiscated brethren, una wan leave una brother to die in prison

CoolAmbience:
It means alot..
It underscores true sportsmanship.
Wetin u sabi?

I sabi say head dey pain you.

My phone and eyes should find a place in their hearts to forgive me. i rushed to open this thread thinking its KHLOE Kardashian. see what i behold. feel like crying now

nothing in this country is free again. they are now collecting 500 for 'free' counseling and 'free' condom.