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She’s a hoe. Inform your guy, two of you should have a share of what she got codedly. Bros over Hoes!!

Oluwa Burna boy..killing dem sha

Best Nigerian lyrical artist by far.

Few minutes after Nigeria girl slide to your DM...



Nigeria girl: Please can I ask for a Favour?




Me: Which favour Favour died last two years Biko.

Your mates dey reason how to make it big and you’re here talking about girls and love. Shame on you !!

Just continue doing that test, make sure you try at least 40 place. You must find that thing you're looking for.


HIV test dey give me sleepless nights, talk more of paternity test. You get mind oo

. So, wetin come bring "I'm our only son" to this matter now





BTW, why is she asking you for money when she's already in a relationship Airtel and Mtn got no business

candlewax:
My eyes are wide open and I can see the f**king girl smiling

Yeah, that’s one of the advantages of weed.

Twitter people always care for themselves.. See how the carry the matter like say na dem go the interview.

Our nairaland brethren na to shout Afonja and Flat head upandan.


God will continue to bless Twitter community.

ladygudhead:
Don't mind dem! even if he was disguising couldn't he had disguised his accent too? Some writters and directors are quack in Nollyhood.


I like the romantic path of the film though.

Yeah, the romantic part was kinda cool cos Ruth played the role perfectly. But, the guy couldn’t blend well because of his gra gra considering he’s playing the role of a ‘mere gateman’.

safarigirl:
I watched it from the beginning.

I know how everything happened and i maintain, it was below standard

To be frank, you’re hyping the movie by using ‘below standard’.

The movie is just thrash!!

Alexrayz:
If u had watch it from the starting u find out d guy who is d gateman is the MD son but choose to come in that form to fully understand the staff of the company which he was to inherit

So, in your office, if the gateman start vibing yankee vocabs, you no go suspect am

The movie is just out of context. Just Nonsense!!!

Goat would have been better for us here as head of state.

Guys aim is to serve God and keep his commandments but girls be using us for sexx and other things. It’s not right!!

Hmmmmm.

Na so person fit dey em house dey fucck, car go come kill am oo. Nawaoo

I doubt if a Nigerian man can be this stupid and naive. She slapped you Oga, I don dey vex for you already for here . What nonsensical nonsense!!!

Go to his house first, you’ll find the answer to your question.

Nigerians are in the habit of saying 'I'm strong' when they're sick. Is there anything wrong in saying 'I'm sick'

dainformant:
The police who are helpless about the matter - reportedly implored concerned citizens of the community to go viral with the situation in order to get the relevant government agencies to step into the matter before the madam murders this innocent child.

You can imagine what a Law enforcement agency is saying. I give up on Nigeria police!!

I noticed that Reno O single-handedly caused Gandollar's downfall in Kano.

Reno is the MVP.

Buhari don reduce us to South Africa level. Nigerians are always known to be compassionate not looters!!

Herlertah:
This girl.....there is this one film I watched 8n which she acted....yeah! Gateman

Pretty straightforward story though but made so interesting by this girl and Ninolowo Omobolanle

Nonsense movie!! How can a gateman be speaking Yankee English

Chop and clean mouth. remember to say bye bye

Short engine!!

Preshy561:
Shut up.
Every local govt in Imo state voted for Ihedioha, including my family.

Funny enough, you’re from IMO and you still don’t understand my post.

Apart from “Mbaise man will never rule Imo state” what other nonsense quote have you heard from Imolites

Abcruz:
Hear the word of the Sovereign LORD O simple one:

Wine causes mocking, and beer causes fights; everyone led astray by them lacks wisdom.--proverbs 20:1

Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!--proverbs 31:6

However,
Submit to God and be at peace with him; in this way all will be well with you--Job 22:21

The ear that listens to the reproofs of life abides among the wise!!!

Jesus first miracle...He turned water into wine.

How can a sensible being believe the North would give ‘Star boy’ Presidential ticket Una never see anything yet.

Ejimagift:
Soldiers shoud drill the fat pig called Asari so he can shed those corruption induced fat

Buhari knows he can't try such. Any attempt to arrest him will have Nigeria economy crippled within 48 hours. We don't want that, and you know it.

Kyase:
That screenshot is from BBC Hausa.....

Are you in any way trying to justify this nonsense

Smh

A follower of a dullard is proportionally, a dullard also. Stupidity is contagious. When an intelligent fellow lay tent with an efulefu, in no given time, the intelligent fellow becomes an efulefu. That's nature for you.

Malt and Milk be saving life in Nigeria since 1519

Could this be Love or Foolishness