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Foreign Affairs / Re: I Have Sex With Dead Bodies – Sharkan Lucas, Mortuary Attendant by Davecafary(m): 7:19pm On Jul 02, 2016

adewumiopeyemi:
bro i need ur support contesting for mr nairaland 2016 need ur support bro.. ave added u to the moving thread.bro.. need ur real support my gee..

You got my support bro...but how do I go about the voting process Coz have never been part of one before.

Events / Re: Beautiful Yoruba Wedding Pictures That Will Leave You Appreciating. by Davecafary(m): 12:26pm On Jul 02, 2016

Yoruba people and swags, always on point...I see yoruba demons everywhere grin

Nice one

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Foreign Affairs / Re: I Have Sex With Dead Bodies – Sharkan Lucas, Mortuary Attendant by Davecafary(m): 12:12pm On Jul 02, 2016

adewumiopeyemi:
BRO hw u dey

I dey kampe and how your side

Foreign Affairs / Re: I Have Sex With Dead Bodies – Sharkan Lucas, Mortuary Attendant by Davecafary(m): 10:29pm On Jul 01, 2016

Now I don't even need a soothsayer to tell me the world is coming to an end. You are mentally unstable for even having the effrontery to come on air to spew such trash, of molesting dead bodies. Infact he should be in the Yabaleft of Ghana. What a disgusting human being angry

Celebrities / Re: Florence & Temi Otedola In Miami, Show Off Stylish Look by Davecafary(m): 4:51pm On Jun 30, 2016

Ooh Ookk, Femi Otedola's daughter are in 'Mayamis' showing off 'stylisehe'.. undecided

...Me right now about this.

Celebrities / Re: Waje’s Legs On The Set Of The Voice Naija Are ”Pretty Distracting” (photos) by Davecafary(m): 8:16pm On Jun 29, 2016

So when you rub coconut oil on your legs and it's shining, It becomes hot automatically. Clap for 'yourselve' OP

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Business / Re: Ten (10) Ways One Can Remain Poor In Life by Davecafary(m): 7:52pm On Jun 29, 2016

BiafraBushBoy:

Most Family men living under a dollar per day practice all of the above and yet they are still poor... What happened

Think Man!! Think

Most family men? Yea they are poor because they are practising all the OP but not indirectly. "Most family" sounds like you actually pay them salary and monitor the way they spend. for you to sound so sure. I must applaud you for your great scientific research.

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Travel / Re: Images You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered KEKE-NAPEP! by Davecafary(m): 7:19pm On Jun 29, 2016

forexbinary:
6. When someone begs you to move to the front seat for them.

Ugh! I don’t want to.

I don't you kuku wait for another one...am paying my t/fare, he's not carrying me free....Op God will give you cause to laugh for making me laugh too. grin

Business / Re: Ten (10) Ways One Can Remain Poor In Life by Davecafary(m): 5:34pm On Jun 29, 2016

BiafraBushBoy:
Op, your thread is Whack... sorry to say that...!!

Instead on focusing on the negatives, why can't you list the various ways one can be Rich??

There are a million ways to die in the west, But there is only One Way to survive...

Show us the way to be rich and not the way to remain poor...

Everything the OP mentioned are all indirectly the things you should to become rich because those are the lifestyle of successful people...I hope you didn't really mean those things you typed.

Religion / Re: Pastor Bashes New Acura Jeep Church Member Brought To Him For Dedication by Davecafary(m): 4:33pm On Jun 26, 2016

Gbese re o!...and Pastor be trying to console bro Daniel like " The devil is a liar
Bro Daniel:

Religion / Re: Pastor Bashes New Acura Jeep Church Member Brought To Him For Dedication by Davecafary(m): 4:28pm On Jun 26, 2016

Jolsnow:
There'll be two offerings next Sunday.
But that's absolutely none of my Business.

Dude you are crazy...got me and bro rolling on the floor laughing. grin

TV/Movies / Re: Michy Shatta's Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet, Fans React by Davecafary(m): 12:44pm On Jun 26, 2016

Hmmm...very very humble breasts not those other ones that are arrogant and proud, would just be intimidating people anyhow, staring you hard in the face like they would jump out on you and choke you to death...Oooh God have mercy on me o, nairaland won't put me into trouble on Sunday that am suppose to be holy. angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by Davecafary(m): 12:28pm On Jun 24, 2016

Mzflexydeeva:
hahahahha. Not a Mod o. Like to check for news here b4 heading off to work

Ookk, that's nice

. I sent you a mail

Crime / Re: Woman Cuts Her Son’s Testicle In Minna, Niger State (Graphic Photos) by Davecafary(m): 10:48am On Jun 24, 2016

samyyoung:
Animals won't do these to their young for no reason.....humans inhumanity!

I said exactly the same thing when I saw It on another blog this morning. Animals are better than some human beings. What could a 3months old baby do to anyone, even if she has issue with the the mother,it's totally wrong to take it out on the poor baby. What a wicked world we living. I pray he survives.

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by Davecafary(m): 10:33am On Jun 24, 2016

Mzflexydeeva:
too stressful I must say & urs?

It was great. But I can see that you replied me around 5:49am, obviously you are one of nairaland Mods I guess.

for you to be on nairaland that early

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by Davecafary(m): 12:07am On Jun 24, 2016

Mzflexydeeva:
nice to meet u too....

How are you today dearie, I hope your day wasn't too stressful.

Politics / Re: The Look On Buhari's Face As Abdulkarim Dauda Marches Past by Davecafary(m): 12:05am On Jun 24, 2016

Buhari's facial expression "Is diz how toh marse? see tummy, how did he inter folice porce sepp.?

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by Davecafary(m): 5:44pm On Jun 23, 2016

Mzflexydeeva:
hello Dave

Hi Mzflexydeeva and nice to meet you.

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: April Born Meet Up by Davecafary(m): 5:42pm On Jun 23, 2016

SANDOSKI:

Waoo

*hugs *

NYSC / Re: Corpers Punished For Waking Up Late by Davecafary(m): 2:38pm On Jun 23, 2016

I had this experience during my orientation at issele-uku camp Delta state. We were made to carry our mattresses, our buckets, wear our white over khaki and walk around the parade ground wearing just our socks and no shoes in the rain. I didn't find it funny at all...I was just cursing all those army, state coordinator and even the person that initiated the idea of NYSC in the 1st place. But my the last 2weeks there were awesome grin

(had a 2weeks girlfriend) grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: April Born Meet Up by Davecafary(m): 1:13am On Jun 23, 2016

April 2nd ,right behind you cheesy

....

SANDOSKI:
APRIL 1st....

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Blackberry Pin Exchange (bb Pin) by Davecafary(m): 1:06am On Jun 23, 2016

Dave from Lagos... pin 2B0416AE

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by Davecafary(m): 1:03am On Jun 23, 2016

My fellow Aries(april 2nd) pin 2B0416AE wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Let's Hook Up, Drop Your Bbm Pin(for Single Guys And Girls Seriouslysearching) by Davecafary(m): 1:01am On Jun 23, 2016

David from Lagos, here is my BBM pin 2B0416AE. Check out my profile and find out if you want to give this dude a chance. wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by Davecafary(m): 12:54am On Jun 23, 2016

David from Lagos and working. Eligible bachelor. 09053556782, 09082064508

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by Davecafary(m): 12:47am On Jun 23, 2016

Hi peeps, am David from Lagos and wanna make cool friends like the thread as suggested, so here is my pin 2B0416AE

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by Davecafary(m): 12:45am On Jun 23, 2016

lilyqueen:
I'm ify a student love reading and making good friends

Hi pretty Lily and nice to meet you am David from Lagos. Would love to be your friend if you dont mind

Foreign Affairs / Re: South African Policeman Flees Snake Screaming And Shouting Like A Girl by Davecafary(m): 11:48am On Jun 22, 2016

I trust my Nigerian police, the backup that would have rushed down to that place to kill that snake, you will think the leader of Boko haram is hiding there...

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Education / Re: This UNILAG Babe, Oluwabunmi Ehuwa Is Missing by Davecafary(m): 11:31am On Jun 22, 2016

I hope and pray she's found safe and sound Coz am trying to put myself in the shoes of her family members who am sure are really worried and depressed right now. A yoruba adage will say ' osan ju ko mo oku ju ko mo sonu lo' i.e it's better a child dies than go missing. I pray she comes out free wherever she's being held down.

Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Stuns In A Queen-like Attire by Davecafary(m): 11:18am On Jun 22, 2016

(Vin Diesel's voice) Who is she? Where does she come from? These are the things I need to know?

Travel / Re: God Is Good Motors & Dangote Trailer Collide On Abuja-Lokoja Road, 1 Die by Davecafary(m): 11:09am On Jun 22, 2016

No no no!!! This is getting too much...All this Dangote trailers should either be called to order or banned from our roads. Everytime Dangote trailers crushes this, Dangote trailer collided with that. More careful and experienced drivers should be assigned to drive all those their trailers and stop wrecking havoc and spilling innocent blood all the time. Unless there is more to it

Education / Re: Simple English Test! by Davecafary(m): 11:02am On Jun 22, 2016

Sanchez01:
1. Both options for #1 are wrong. You don't GIVE but GRANT leave.
2. A) I wish I were the campaign manager of PDP in the last general election.
3. A) The news of president Buhari's arrival was broadcasted yesterday.
4. B) They appeared to be talking on private matters.
5. B) He fell from the top of the house.
6. B) The subject matter of his discourse was excellent.
7. B) ) If she knew about his financial situation, she would have helped him out.
8. B) Her baby daddy has too many baggage.
9. B) B) Nothing but that would satisfy him.
10. This would definitely pass as A but the consonant 'H' in the English alphabet is the only consonant that is allowed to carry both the 'A' and the 'AN', just like the vowel 'U' can sometimes carry or tag along with the article 'A'. EG, He has A UNIQUE point of view.

Bro you've given everyone expo here na...Professor of English

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