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Crime / Re: ‘banker Hires Assassins To Kill Her Ex-husband In Lagos’ (pic) by Davecafary(m): 8:34am On Oct 27, 2016
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Religion / Re: Thank God For One Thing In Your Life by Davecafary(m): 2:17pm On Oct 16, 2016
One thing that summarizes all I ever want to thank God for, that his mercies upon me and my family.
20 Blessed be God Who has not turned away my prayer, Nor His mercy from me!

Psalms 66 :20
Politics / Re: Happy 56th Independence Anniversary Nigeria by Davecafary(m): 7:31am On Oct 01, 2016
Happy Independence day to my fellow Nairalanders. We should have every cause to celebrate Nigeria in spite of the recession and the tough time we are going through, we keep coming out stronger and better. Not many countries would have been able to survive what we all have been able going through and still keep pushing on, hopeful for the best. Resilient, undaunted, survival of the fittest and dogged Nigerians, that what we are and would always be. Think about these things; what if we had to keep running helter-skelter from the troubles of war, missiles from jet fighters, burning and killing of innocent souls. What if we all have to wait at refuge camps for NGOS and UNICEF to bring us relief materials and so many devastating things happening in some other countries. But here we are, not experiencing any of these things, living in peace and harmony, living through this tough time for greater things to come and also for God's mercies over this our great country. With this I say happy birthday to my great nation Nigeria. God bless Nigeria and God you all my fellow Nairalanders.
Crime / Re: Lady Was Given Indian Hemp And Raped After In Lagos (pic) by Davecafary(m): 11:33pm On Sep 10, 2016
From all I can see, the police in Nigeria should be scraped out completely. You are in trouble and those in the best position to save you, are those who would kill you eventually. Its so sad
Celebrities / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Crashes Illbliss Video Shoot (video) by Davecafary(m): 1:49pm On Sep 07, 2016
sauceEEP:
This mark nsukkabag self, you no wan go back again?
Guy you wicked... grin just massacre the dude name like that. Nsukkabag..why not Mark Ndokabag. grin
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili: Zuckerberg's Visit Is A Stellar Achievement For Nigerian Youth by Davecafary(m): 3:51pm On Aug 31, 2016
salabscholar01:
Those calling this woman useless, are probably still feeding from dads and mums___Growing up is not just increase in height, but increase in wisdom as well.

Some are ignorantly saying she needs a job. If I may ask, has she ever at one time or the other, said she is doing it just to get illicit rewards? Who among you here has ever volunteered much like her, doing such a humanitarian service like she does? Can you sacrifice a minute to stand under the sun, for that neighbour who is aggrieved? Do you know she is the strength of these mothers? If we should all do the same looking forward to be rewarded with juicy political positions, I bet you, the direction where the progress of the true changes lies in this country as we wish, still left much to be desired.


She speaks for men, women, children and I believe she will be rewarded abundantly for her goodwill. shame on those who paint her wrongly, staring from the sidelines to judge her actions,,.. Do you even know the dialogue between her and the FG? Have you ever take your time to ask? Please so many questions you need to ask yourself before you judge others.
God bless you bro, you are indeed a scholar and very sensible too. All we have on here on nairaland nowadays are senseless and misguided comments by kids who are opportune to use a phone and who don't know jackshit about what's happening in the country except to shout "Buhari". So I don't really blame them.
Events / Re: Obinna Ogbuji Marries South Korean Woman by Davecafary(m): 3:31pm On Aug 24, 2016
Lovely couples..Suzy Shin and Obinna Ogbuji..."Igbo boiz no dey carry last".i give it up to you bro

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mugabe Calls For The Arrest Of Zimbabwean Olympic Team by Davecafary(m): 3:16pm On Aug 24, 2016
Hahahaha...Wicked people have impersonated Mugabe again. And now they've been able to get me into trouble with my boss who came into my office and saw me laughing instead of keeping my cool but his facial expression was like that of Mugabe. Now I don't know if am getting a query undecided
Celebrities / Re: Twitter Users Compare Denrele With 'Bobrisky', Mock Him by Davecafary(m): 2:53pm On Aug 23, 2016
Insanity at it peak. People now encourage gays and transgender because they now flaunt "wealth" from getting their butts screwed. Our economy had really degenerated to this level that people now encourages stark immorality. It is well!

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Politics / Re: I Gave N1.2bn To Obanikoro, Bank Official Tells EFCC by Davecafary(m): 7:25pm On Jul 31, 2016
I wonder when some people who just come here to type nonsense would ever reason like sensible humans. Talking about bank ethics when over N1.2bn is been siphoned by some greedy selfish self-centred individuals. And some are talking about Buhari witch-hunting and how does the news pay your bills when what should make your life is being shared amongst some greedy politicians who don't give a damn about how much you defend here. I pray we would wake up from our deep slumber one day and stop supporting all these politicians who fatten themselves on our wealth. If Obanikoro is sure the allegations levelled against him are false why has he refused to show up in Nigeria since last year December. I pray the kind of cancer feeding on Diezani would eat up each of those who are causing us untold hardship in this nation.

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TV/Movies / Re: 15 Pictures That Prove Yoruba Movies Have No Chill At All by Davecafary(m): 12:16pm On Jul 25, 2016
MhizVeronica:




lol do u wanna buy, i can sell mine to you cos i cnt smile too much in public

people are always like "Girl, wow u got a cute Dimple" nd i dnt like it much
Wow, you don't know what you have dearie, just sell it to me...or better still just marry me, I want to have cute babies with lovely cute dimples I can always kiss and peck. grin
TV/Movies / Re: 15 Pictures That Prove Yoruba Movies Have No Chill At All by Davecafary(m): 6:16pm On Jul 24, 2016
MhizVeronica:
lol I kip laffing and I don't knw wen my nipple sorry dimple disappear

chai op u try sha
Vero please are you selling dimples? How can God just give you so much dimple while people like me are 'dimple-less'. I want to buy o cheesy
Business / Re: I Spotted A Bottle Of Pepsi On Konga Today by Davecafary(m): 7:12pm On Jul 23, 2016
I guess its for the pack of Pepsi. How could they sell a bottle for N700, when the blood of Jesus is not part of the ingredients. undecided

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Food / Re: 13 Nigerian Foods That Are Better When Eaten Together by Davecafary(m): 4:06pm On Jul 22, 2016
Yuneehk:

No I'm not tongue

Yea maybe cool
And you are beautiful too
Food / Re: 13 Nigerian Foods That Are Better When Eaten Together by Davecafary(m): 2:58pm On Jul 22, 2016
Yuneehk:
only six of these listed up would you get me eating together.
Are you Omawunmi's younger sister? undecided You look very much like her, maybe your smile. smiley
Celebrities / Re: Charles & Marian Anazodo Celebrate Their 13th Wedding Anniversary by Davecafary(m): 5:36pm On Jul 19, 2016
mapet:
Bros,

I go woz you o Leave my ex-crush alone

Don't even go there...Coz i can remember vividly back then she's always smiling back at me from the TV. Our chemistry was very strong and a sure it was for me alone and no one else. (singing Michael Jackson's Girl is mine). I Don't Understand The Way You Think
Saying That She's Yours Not Mine
Sending Roses And Your Silly Dreams
Just A Waste of time
The Girl Is Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine. grin
Food / Re: Cockroach Inside Shawarmer by Davecafary(m): 11:41am On Jul 19, 2016
Crunchies in Asaba? Am not surprised. I guess that's an extra delicacy "cockroach gatupastrus". grin
Celebrities / Re: Charles & Marian Anazodo Celebrate Their 13th Wedding Anniversary by Davecafary(m): 11:32am On Jul 19, 2016
Marian my crush back then, because of this woman am always the 1st person to switch on the TV in the morning and my mum use to think am a very serious boy for watching early morning news on AM express grin. Anyway congrats to you and your hubby smiley

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Romance / Re: Blackandwhite Picture Challenge! by Davecafary(m): 1:30am On Jul 18, 2016
Challenge accepted.

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Celebrities / Re: Bukky Ajayi’s Son, Kunle Fawole Pictured by Davecafary(m): 10:50pm On Jul 08, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Bukky Ajayi’s Son, Kunle Fawole Pictured by Davecafary(m): 6:35pm On Jul 08, 2016
Nigerian rapper?? Like seriously??...naaaa

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Business / Re: Shoprite Ilorin Shuts Its Doors As A Result Of Too Much Customers Today by Davecafary(m): 7:33pm On Jul 07, 2016
tolugar:
This is exactly what happens when there is no recreational facility in town.

People turn to shopping mails just to look around.

Sadly they end up

queuing for bread

Queuing to pay for fanta or apple or supream icecream

Worst they re busy snapping pics
You are wicked grin....4 people will go there buy 1 big bread and then snap pictures in front of every store in the mall...I don't blame the shoprite management o...And they will say the economy is hard. Buhari will see this now, and start is yeye laughter with lai Mohammed and Osibanjo..."you see wata told you, Walai my people are not suffering at all

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Science/Technology / Re: Look At This Dolphin That Was Caught And Killed In Delta State by Davecafary(m): 5:00pm On Jul 06, 2016
Seeing the cut up body of the poor creature breaks my heart. Dolphins have always been one of my favourite animals but anything goes as edible food in Nigeria and the poor creature got into wrong hands. Pray they all purge for 2weeks to teach them a lesson. sad

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Education / Re: Which Of The Characters Below Describe You Back Then In Secondary School? by Davecafary(m): 1:09pm On Jul 06, 2016
13, 15,22,24,28,28,29...added to this I was a ladies man, I really don't know why(And am still one) wink. Was one of the most popular boys in school then. Talk of business-boy in school, I was making money from drawing and painting for both students and teachers to getting babes for some timid rich dudes. Was the head-boy(so no need of telling you how good I was academically) and dated some of the prettiest girls in school then. Inshort secondary life was the best, although I enjoyed higher institution.
Politics / Re: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by Davecafary(m): 3:22pm On Jul 05, 2016
cremedelacreme:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!
grin grin grin grin
Hahahahaha....Wow, so creative and funny grin...Nice one bro

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Food / Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by Davecafary(m): 9:21pm On Jul 04, 2016
Kitchen hacks of life, thanks OP...gonna start making use of these hacks Coz I love cooking. But what got me laughing was your"(14). After boiling pasta or potatoes, cool the water and use it to water your house plants. The water contains nutrients that your plants will love...is it that plants would say
"Onyejemechimere can I have some of those pasta potato water, I love it so much."...don't mind my sarcastic mind grin wink
Food / Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by Davecafary(m): 9:21pm On Jul 04, 2016
Kitchen hacks of life, thanks OP...gonna start making use of these hacks Coz I love cooking. But what got my laughing was your"(14). After boiling pasta or potatoes, cool the water and use it to water your house plants. The water contains nutrients that your plants will love...is it that plants would say
"Onyejemechimere can I have some of those pasta potato water, I love it so much."...don't mind my sarcastic mind grin wink
Education / Re: Pictures Every Nigeria Student Can Relate To About Exams (+pics) by Davecafary(m): 12:25pm On Jul 04, 2016
Nice one OP, cracked me up big time grin.....And when you are told that you have a missing result for the course you had sleepless nights reading and preparing for it.

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Romance / Re: Girl Exposes Sterling Bank Staff Who Threatened Her 'cos She Dumped Him by Davecafary(m): 4:55pm On Jul 03, 2016
henrylowe:
Are you so jobless that you always have time to customize picture for every comment? Sometimes I ask myself if you have anything useful doing with your life out there
Haba! The dude is just having fun and you don't have to be so hard on him. Because he's being creative with the use of Gifs makes him useless, I guess you need to do a check on yourself and discover why your life is so boring. You don't expect everyone to be like you Mr Over serious. Infact I feel like doing this to you out of this thread...

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Literature / Re: Nigerians React To Nnedi Okorafor's Dreadlocks by Davecafary(m): 2:48pm On Jul 03, 2016
Veeveean:
everyone must not praise your hair. A writer shd be used to critiquing. Na you put am for public platform
Wish I could give you a peck...you just typed those words right out of my hands. Was she really expecting all sweet and nice words about hair..No way! The first pic gives me the creep, I don't know why the dread had to look like something out of "Creep" horror movie. I don't have issue with her, just that those dreads don't really look nice to me. My opinion
Romance / Re: Hilarious Old Man And Woman Rock Themselves At A Party (pic+video) by Davecafary(m): 1:53pm On Jul 03, 2016
truth12:
Love nwantiti !!!! dem dey dance work work work work work #work.
Hahahaha...funny dude grin No be only work work work...na play play play play play play. cheesy...

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Celebrities / Re: I Have Forgiven Akpororo & Will Attend His Show – Kate Henshaw by Davecafary(m): 1:12pm On Jul 03, 2016
Hmmmm..."One thing Kate does is, she supports and encourage up-and-coming entertainers. She is a big sister to him.” I "Yea you" and why was she ranting in the 1st place. Nice publicity stunt, clap for una 'selve' grin

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