Doris simeon goes shopping??...And it made frontpage...Aiit, auntie mummy Doris what did you buy for us? Since they've announced your shopping here,am sure the OP has the things you bought for us. Otherwise you looking for trouble OP if you don't deliver what she sent to us.

harbeedaymee:
i see EFCC coming after E-money

EFCC ko FECC ni...was any government money or properties found in his possession? When you work hard and God blesses you beyond your imagination, people will question the authenticity of your wealth.

Liiiiieeeeeeeee MOhammed...it's the other way round, Nigerian government is at your mercy. Just don't go and say what would put Nigeria into trouble with China. Yes we know the media has been helping with printing and uploading your lies.

kokoA:
I really sympathize with her though. Her internal machinery has not been serviced for a long time. Just when she thought she'd be getting some lubrication oil tonight, the old Judge fails to show up. Sorry dear, Life is hard.

Walai I swore cod..i dey craze por heed.

Fayose at the moment...

It all boils down to your passion. Yea, she's an Harvard graduate but she has passion for farming couple with her the entrepreneurial skill she has. So it's not about Nigerian can't farm, you just need to do more research and you will discover a lot of farmers here in Nigeria especially in the area of fisheries. If I don't have passion for farming you don't expect me to go into it..

veekid:
Nigerians can't farm

Effect of too much Telemundo on some girls. Rest in peace dearie

Nothing compares to my PRIV

You had a talk of the town marriage, you have a talk of the town of divorce...Forget about any father curse affecting her, if you are not matured enough to handle the responsibilities of that comes with being married then it would always result in divorce...No 2 ways about it.

Lord of Mercy...All these corrupt people and the amount of money they've stolen from Nigeria, sometimes I feel they've bought some Elixir that will never make them die, so that they can enjoy all these billion dollars they keep siphoning from this country. EFCC more grease to your elbow, just keep freezing their properties and return them back to the appropriate quarters. And it doesn't end there, tougher capital punishment should be handed down to all these people with no option of bail at all.

But seriously what kind of evil breeze is blowing all these fathers of nowadays, raping and defiling their daughters. It's really sickening and unimaginable. Government should come up with castration punishment for all these rapists and pervert fathers

Choir department and I led the Praise session today and it was really awesome ....There is absolutely nothing that gives me so much joy as singing worship and praise songs to God especially when am in church. Got most members of the church feeling like this after the Praise session

My goodness, what is this for crying out loud?!..

Mercy Aigbe again Why naaaaa....

Licking what When the little girl should be Licking ice cream and chic choc lollipop...she now Licking...oooh my goodness

And for those who are saying she's not beautiful well she's signed up with one of the best Modelling agency in Nigeria and for those saying she's not revelant...well this should prove you totally wrong...she's one of the most searched name on Google in Nigeria and she had met with important public figures and celebrities some of you only daydream about or just see on TV. We rise by lifting others.

Fortuneland College,Akute 2005

Fortuneland, O wonderful
The land of fortune for life
The land of to success and glory
How lovely thou art to me
I will be proud in the group of the successful
And perfect steps to my fortune.

A rat
A big rat
A big fat rat
A big fat rat sat on a mat....i love Queen Premier.

I love those lush green leaves behind.

wayray:
AAHH! NKAN BEE!

Hmmm, There is something!

But seriously how did this get to front page? Mercy Aigbe in a lovely deep dark light fair round square bright blue jumpsuit and so Mercy Aigbe in the toilet pooping, Mercy Aigbe standing in her compound looking at the sun, Mercy Aigbe staring at a banana and smiling....like seriously am expecting those ones too.

The girl has no moral justification to invite her friends along with her on a first date with a guy she's just meeting for the first time. It's totally wrong of her to have done that because it's going to be a bit difficult for the dude to interact well with the girl. So also how do you expect th guy to say No to you bringing them along. He was expecting only the girl and not a "party date." So he made the best decision by getting tickets for two.

The girl has no moral justification to invite her friends along with her on a first date with a guy she's just meeting for the first time. It's totally wrong of her to have done that because it's going to be a bit difficult for the dude to interact well with the girl. So also how do you expect th guy to say No to you bringing them along. He was only the girl and not a 'party date". So he made the best decision by getting tickets for two.

OP, am not gonna be hard but come to think of it...why would your mum stop showing you all the tender loving care after graduation, lavish money on herself and even your sibling. That's an indirect message to you to start taking responsibilities. Yes, she stopped you from travelling to PH because she still loves you and probably she feels you are not matured enough for such journey and to think about the situation in the country(ritual killings for money). She want you to become a man of your own. And I feel you are a bit one-sided in this issue you just related. You've been too pampered and your parents had just realized the risk if they continue the trend of giving you money even after graduating with you. And that what brought about the sudden change in her attitude towards to you. So OP go look for a job or learn a skill. Better still, swallow your pride and seek their audience and let them advise you, either to learn a skill or to get a job. And you ever say you hate your mum.

Beat up a policeman,what a shame! He should have tried that with an army. By the time he comes back with backup, his family will receive part of the beating, then neighbors their own share, landlord or landlady too and even people on his street would be partakers of the beating...then he the offender, will go and chill in their barracks..use his teeth to carry aluminum bucket of water he will fetch and put inside 20 drums, dig a six feet hole in the ground with his fingers....let me stop here. I love my army guys, gat no chills

Hmmm....PROSPER drank SNIPER when his girlfriend said it was OVER, psychologically that's not PROPER...

Ephraimspy:
Wooow!!!!!!
Nairaland has been my source of comic relief nowadays!

My broda, I swear...my love for this site comedy cannot be compared with any other thing. From people bashing themselves to crazy comments, you can never be bored with nairaland. Seun, great job you did with this site.

This must be one of my igbo brothers, for the guy to be more heartbroken about the money he had spent on the babe...then the dude must be an igbo guy whose "business comes 1st brain" is not being made good use of.

OK, spokesman I see, saw and sight you.

Now things are beginning to go out of hand, fathers molesting daughters is becoming rampant even beyond control. And the age of these young girls is what baffles me the most, 10 years old for crying out loud and could be sexually attractive in such a girl. Death sentence or life imprisonment sentence should be passed down to all these low life God forsaken devi's handiwork lying irresponsible chronic pervert pedophiles claiming father.

Those managers should be arrested and my reason being that the amount of money collected by those people at the beach to gain access into the place is quite too exorbitant. So from all the money they get as entrance or gate fee, with over 10,000 people visiting especially weekends and festivity periods,it should cost them nothing to get all those safety gears, ambulance and medical teams to be on standby at the beach. I hope this incident would make them put those necessary things in place. RIP to the girls.

Wow! Beautiful ebony geh but...