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Nairaland / General / Re: Woman On Okada Crushed To Death In Delta By A Speeding Hit & Run Driver (photos) by Davecafary(m): 12:58pm On Jun 08, 2016
ameboismyhobby:
I dnt like seein things like dis cry
Really? You don't like seeing things like this and you clicked on the post after 'SEEING' graphic pics and your name is Ameboismyhobby.

Crime / Re: Light Bearers Lagos Schoolmistress Defiles 4-Year-Old Female Pupil by Davecafary(m): 12:18pm On Jun 08, 2016
lecturerdabo:
This story is not balanced!

A lot of factors can cause the hymen to break including rough play by children!

As much as I don't hold brief for the teacher in question, I also doubt the possibility of a teacher fingering a pupil right inside the classroom!

"Others were sleeping" where they all drugged?

If that child was defiled, its most likely a man that did it and the child is scared to mention his name!!

But I think that child does not know what happened to her and her mother was desperate for answers and she gave her one!!!
Spare me that! How could you say 4 years old girl doesn't know what happened to her. She was coming from school for crying out loud and been in the custody of the so called aunty. What is kind of play could such a young girl involve herself that would cause such a damage to her hymen. And I believe the fact that other pupils were sleeping when the incident took place, they are young children so sleeping off and not being aware of what's happening is very possible. The teacher should be held responsible. Just put yourself in the shoes of the parents and let the implication of what was done to that child hit you.

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Politics / Re: What Is PMB Telling This Man Just Before Jetting Off To London (photo) by Davecafary(m): 5:20pm On Jun 07, 2016
My prend fleaz make shuar dat booku I gif you well becoz dat is the criminal book of kwarupt leaders. I will call der names iffa com back alif. And make shuar Aisha and Zahra did not attend any farty or punction in the cantry...........meanwhile Aisha and Zahra dancing to KWAM1

Literature / Re: Top Quotes From Novels You've Read by Davecafary(m): 2:26pm On Jun 07, 2016
"Hand to hand is how it will be, life and death fight against the fiend, and he whom death bears off shall submit to the judgement of the Lord."
Beowulf
Food / Re: Do Nigerians/africans Have Food Allergies? by Davecafary(m): 1:57pm On Jun 07, 2016
Am terribly allergic to catfish and crayfish...those two times had tried forcing myself to eat these two got me butt naked scratching my body for 3 good days. The night experience is the worse, almost made me lose my mind. And another food am still trying to figure out is the one that leaves my face puffy, but that was long time ago.
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shows Off His Sitting Room While Thanking God For The Week by Davecafary(m): 4:28pm On Jun 03, 2016
MrMcJay:


10M x 365 days = 3.6 Billion Per year.

All these poverty-induced calculations sef. If you want to lie, lie with sense.

When hunger has changed the settings of your brain, you start throwing useless figures. You think 10M is like the 10Naira you use to buy sugar to drink garri? Next time, eat before coming to type on NL.
Chai....this guy can vex...I couldn't hold my self from laughing at your epic reply...Nice one

Business / Re: 10 Pictures You Could Relate To When You Want To Use ATM by Davecafary(m): 1:46pm On Jun 03, 2016
And you form gentleman and allowed he or she to use the ATM before you but the person's card got stuck in the ATM.

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Business / Re: 10 Pictures You Could Relate To When You Want To Use ATM by Davecafary(m): 1:43pm On Jun 03, 2016
When there is queue at the ATM and someone comes from behind to tell you he/she was on the queue before but went to check another ATM machine.

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Romance / Re: The Worst Mistake A Man Can Ever Make. by Davecafary(m): 10:49pm On Jun 02, 2016
This op is really sounding aggrieved...because you sounding like the Karma itself. This post comes from a deeply hurt or broken heart, I could feel it like the heat from a bakery oven.
Romance / Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Davecafary(m): 7:30pm On May 30, 2016
My toasting style back then...Hi dearie, have been going through the book of numbers and I realize I don't have yours. wink
Sports / Re: Footballer Chichi Igbo In Panties by Davecafary(m): 1:56pm On May 30, 2016
How could a woman look this, not even any form of feminine features . Infact she looks like she would jump out of the the picture and beat me up.

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Celebrities / Re: #OneHellOfANiteTour: Chris Brown Announces Wizkid As A Special Guest On Tour by Davecafary(m): 11:26am On May 30, 2016
Am so happy for this guy Wizzy, effortlessly soaring high and that goes on to show the benefits of hardwork. And those shouting baba God pick my call, even God said "All hard work brings profit but mere talk leads only to poverty. Put in your best into whatever you do and don't lose faith in God and you will soon see yourself effortlessly eating the fruit of your labour or like Frank Donga the labour of your fruit. smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Anner BannerAnd Daughter All Smiles In New Photo by Davecafary(m): 4:35pm On May 29, 2016
Anna Banner and baby all smiles....oooh that nice...am all smiles too
Health / Re: Have You Ever Been A Victim Of A Mistake By A Health Personnel? Please Share by Davecafary(m): 1:20pm On May 28, 2016
A family friend had a surgery carried out on him and they stitched him up without removing the scissors that was used to cut him up. After a month or so, he started complaining of pains in his bowel and had to do x-ray. The scissors was found in him, which was becoming rusty already and had affected vital parts of his organs. So they had they had to cut off pieces of the affected parts. Till today he can't eat any food with pepper and practically feeds on cereals and some types of fruits which are not too acidic.
Crime / Re: Corpse Of Roseline Sougie, Killed By Husband By Sliting Her Throat In Oshodi by Davecafary(m): 12:50pm On May 28, 2016
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Poses On A N45million Bed by Davecafary(m): 12:36pm On May 28, 2016
Will the bed sing my praises or aulogies when I sleep in it? Will it rock me to sleep? Will it serve my breakfast in the morning? Will it protect me from danger? Can I sleep in it and find myself in paradise? Will I sleep in it and a sexy woman would appear beside me that would massage and caress me to sleep? If none of these would happen, then this bed is not worth my 45m.
Celebrities / Re: Toolz & Tiwa Savage Hangout In Dubai Ahead Of Toolz Wedding by Davecafary(m): 10:38am On May 26, 2016
Wedding in Dubai and hanging out with Tiwa abi..hmmmm welldone

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Family / Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Davecafary(m): 8:56pm On May 23, 2016
byvan03:
1)I hide my Eba inside our cloth basket because I really hated that dish and they won't stop serving it.

2) I spread some of my spaghetti on the window for it to dry, then I take it to school and munch it as part of my snack during break, you wan try the begging?


3) I always buy Gelusil or Vitamin C with my offering money, courtesy of our house girl who taught us how to spend Sunday offering.

4) I wash my socks in the morning and roast it on our stove afterwards.

5) I was in primary 1 when they asked the king of my village, I said it was my dad. I thought he was a king for whatever reason cheesy.

6) During Xmas period in the village , I hunt dozens of grasshoppers, pour them in a bottle, fill it up with water, then bury them in match boxes when they are dead. After which I make a cross with broom stick. 0


7) I always thought I can marry my dad when I grow...and Micheal Jackson too shocked.


coolMy hostel mistress made the mistake of sending me to her farm to weed as a form of punishment, I weeded everything green because I couldn't tell the pumpkin, the potatoes from the actual weed. It was my first experience in a farm, if it was possible she would have expelled me for that act cheesy.
Hahahahaha.....you must be one very naughty girl while growing up and I also love your sense of humor too. But if I were to be your housemistress, will make sure you plant back all my vegetables.

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Family / Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Davecafary(m): 5:35pm On May 23, 2016
I remember while I was still quite young, I love to re-enact any action movie I see on TV with my brother, always giving taking the hero role while my brother will be the villain. This particular day, we've just finished watching a chuck Noris movie and then after the movie, we went outside the compound to do our own 'remake' of the movie. During our fighting scene, while trying to kick my brother, he grabbed my one of my legs and pushed me away with it. I landed on my right arm, and I felt a sharp pain, thinking it was just a normal thing and I saw the hand was broken close to my wrist. I thought It would adjust itself since had never experienced that before. So I asked my brother to let us continue with the fight but he kept staring at my broken arm and that was when I discovered it didn't straighten back. I shook it to make it adjust itself(childish brain) but it was just drooping like that. That was when it dawn on me that my arm was broken, I just screamed and ran into the compound shouting "mummy oooo, my hand is broken ooo" and when my mum rushed out of the room to see my hand, as our neighbors gathered around me, she just started crying" you this boy, you will not kill me oooo"...that's just one of the numerous hilarious escapades I had as a kid wink

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Romance / Re: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by Davecafary(m): 10:30pm On May 20, 2016
Am actually going through 90% of everything the Op mentioned from a girl at the moment those are the exact words she uses when am with her. Op you so on point. Be expecting some Domino coldstone and pizza for this socio-psychological analysis of a lady liking me. wink

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Romance / Re: Lady Exposes Her Boyfriend Who Pretends Not To Know Her In Public (Photo by Davecafary(m): 5:01pm On May 19, 2016
This is what I call you can't eat your cake and have it....God yaf catch you
Science/Technology / Re: Python Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Yenagoa (Photo) by Davecafary(m): 7:37pm On May 18, 2016
Nairaland and killed python pictures..

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Crime / Re: Man Pours Kerosene On His Own Daughter & Sets Her On Fire by Davecafary(m): 7:17pm On May 18, 2016
When I hear some news I can't help but refer to the bible passage of Matt 24:12 that says "Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold". This father does not have an iota of love for that child, infact I doubt if he's the father of that girl. See his baboon face.
Food / Re: When Tomato Is 4 For N500 (Photo) by Davecafary(m): 6:59pm On May 18, 2016
What's my own with tomatoes....just give me curry, theme, chilli, Cameroon pepper or rodo, tatase with onions...am go to go cook any kind of soup or dish. Chef of life grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal's Love Letter From A Suitor "I Can Tolerate The Unclad Pictures" by Davecafary(m): 6:47pm On May 18, 2016
To hell with her and everyone giving her unnecessary attention, making her feel like one yeye cele-brain blocked...You can't eat your cake and have it Moyo.
Celebrities / Re: Fred Ekata Dies Of Kidney Disease (Pictures) by Davecafary(m): 1:23am On May 18, 2016
Kiish:
I know right?! I think it boils down to uncontrolled hypertension/ diabetes
I thought as much and I think there is this nonchalant attitude in the industry by those at the top towards those of them that needs help, in terms of paying for their medical bills. If they can at least try to reach out to them, I believe this death rate would reduce.
Crime / Re: 5-Month Old Aborted Foetus In Benson Idahosa University (Graphic Photo) by Davecafary(m): 12:56am On May 18, 2016
This is one thing I will never support in my life. What are the contraceptives and condoms for? But they will stay and watch the poor baby grow and terminate the young life when is about to fulfill its purpose on earth. But I love my bitchy Karma...it would find you when you don't expect, you can't just escape it.
Politics / Re: Labour To Proceed On Strike Tomorrow Over Fuel Hike by Davecafary(m): 9:14pm On May 17, 2016
NLC should stop crying foul, I don't trust them to achieve anything with this wasting of populace time so called strike, after what they did during GEJ subsidy removal strike. Time is money for me and don't come disrupt that for me.
Celebrities / Re: Fred Ekata Dies Of Kidney Disease (Pictures) by Davecafary(m): 8:52pm On May 17, 2016
RIP sir but must all these elderly Nollywood actors die of ilness that has to do with kidney failure all the time. Just my opinion
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pin Exchange by Davecafary(m): 6:18pm On May 17, 2016
32F457DE...from Lagos
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Ur Bb Pin You Might Just Be Lucky To Meet Your Life Partner by Davecafary(m): 6:14pm On May 17, 2016
32F457DE...from Lagos.
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Dazzles In Emerald Green by Davecafary(m): 11:43pm On May 15, 2016
So those that make her qualified to enter heaven? undecided

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