₦airaland Forum

SMH!!! That's the price that comes with being a celebrity,you will always be under the radar of the media and people.The other day it was Dbanj and a dirty wall to welcome Bono.They can't just escape it...And I think the Skibii guy really need to change the soap and cream is using lately..Its not working at all..Naaah!!

Hmmmm,so GOOD GUYS are so gullible that WE easily get fooled by so called BAD GIRLS...Naaah,Me I nor gree at all..And that's even the main reason why am at not marrying anytime soon until baba God show me the Prov 31 Woman.

But seriously,I think am beginning to prefer Omotola and her daughters,Tonto dike and her hubby,Empress Nyamah news to
all of these accident gory pictures we keep seeing here everyday.Its just getting too much...Lord,please continue preserve me,my family and friends in our going and coming everyday.May the lost souls rest in Perfect peace.

But seriously what is it with Omotola and her family on Nairaland...Always!Omotola and her daughters in the toilet excreting..Omotola and her daughters washing plates in their kitchen...Omotola and her daughter seeing their period ...Omotola and her daughters buying Gala in the traffic...Omotola and her hubby having french kiss...Ahn! Ahn! What Happin!!!

(Rom9:15)For he says to Moses,“I will have mercy on whom I have mercy,
and I will have compassion on whom I have
compassion.”...We should just keep praying that God's mercy will continue to emcompass us throughout our journey on all these Nigeria roads in deplorable states and those reckless drivers.May all those lost souls rest in perfect peace.

Even if someone gives me a mansion in Fadeyi to live in without paying,I will turn it down without blinking an eye.That place is known for too many violent atrocities.And one thing is also common with the neighbourhood.They will just keep looking while the assailants attack you,without interfering or coming to your rescue.And that's exactly what the poor dead guy experienced.A friend of mine had almost a similar experience around that area.Around that Fadeyi area,waiting to get a bus,some guys started their usual fracas,abit confused about what was happening,some of the guys attacked and robbed him of his valuables in broad daylight and people in the area were just staring at them from a distance.Its that bad.But fortunately for him he wasn't injured.Lagos State govt really need to look into the security issue of that area.Killing your fellow human being like a chicken.can't even kill a chicken myself.May God have mercy on Nigeria.

Even if someone gives me a mansion in Fadeyi to live in without paying,I will turn it down without blinking an eye.That place is known for too many violent atrocities.And one thing is also common with the neighbourhood.They will just keep looking while the assailants attack you,without interfering or coming to your rescue.And that's exactly what the poor dead guy experienced.A friend of mine had almost a similar experience around that area.Around that Fadeyi area,waiting to get a bus,some guys started their usual fracas,abit confused about what was happening,some of the guys attacked and robbed him of his valuables in broad daylight and people in the area were just staring at them from a distance.Its that bad.But fortunately for him he wasn't injured.Lagos State govt really need to looking the security issue of that area.Killing your fellow human being like a chicken.can't even kill a chicken myself.May God have mercy on Nigeria.

I don't see any reason why we should insult one another based on our religions when it comes to the issue of Boko Haram.Am a christian and I have very good and nice muslim friends.On the issue of Boko haram,we all know,unless we want to feign ignorance,that they are acting outside the norms of Islam,base on their ideologies.And for this reason you see so many muslims disassociating themselves from them(Boko).As to the case of Buhari being referred to as Go Slow,well I would say he's not a Magician and the nation was in great despair when he took over.So,don't be expecting a Magician President with a magic wand,wiping out Boko Haram and all the problems in Nigeria in one day(slow and steady wins the race).But with God on our side we shall overcome Boko Haram.

Hmmm,@Op I guess you are either a corper posted to one of those interior villages or a working class guy who have gone home to visit your granparents. And then one village girl is exhibiting some of those qualities you mentioned to you,cooking for you,washing your clothes,dressing you up,spoon feeding,going on her kneels and greeting you every seconds and minutes etc.Then you now come up with your one-sided conclusion of why Lagos men prefer village girls to lagos girls.Please don't speak for me,because am from Lagos and have never preferred a village girl.That SOPHISTICATION is what I want and need.Case close

Some Nigerian folks sha,anytime they see an extraordinarily big rat they will call it bushrat or grasscut and kill the poor thing.And must they always adopt kill and eat style to everything they see.Snakes,they will kill and post picture'This snake was killed in my compound today','This Lion was killed in my room today','This dragon was killed in my area today'...nawa for some Nairalanders sha.But that's none of my business..this toptea taste great

Ah Tajuuuuu!!! I warned you about Christiana.No follow soldier wife play,but konji blocked your ears completely.Now,see what you've got yourself into.Anyway,have bought Aboniki and bandage for your broken bones and koboko ridden body..The dog that would go missing will not hear the whistle of the hunter..smh Ah Tajuuuuu!!! I warned you about Christiana.No follow soldier wife play,but konji blocked your ears completely.Now,see what you've got yourself into.Anyway,have bought Aboniki and bandage for your broken bones and koboko ridden body..The dog that would go missing will not hear the whistle of the hunter..smh

Gemc3:
Heheheheeeee.

Am wooing you and am definitely gonna get you(smiles)...Tohphaz please note that.

I want to woo Gemc3.

*As the deer panteth for the waters *Immortal,Invinsible,God holy wise *Praise my soul the King of Heaven *Praise to the Lord,the Almighty,the king of creations *Rock of Ages,cleft for me *Breath of my breathe of God *Then sing My soul *Nearer my God to thee....These hymns grants me unexplainable peace.

Youths and the way we engage in premarital sex is really alarming,it has infact become a way of life for many.We all know of the consequences,but because we can't master the flesh,we gratify the lust of the flesh and disobey God.My brother told me of a lady he met at the hospital rolling on the floor weeping, with the nurse with her weeping too.She said she came from Onitsha to Lagos to meet her boyfriend and she's been a virgin all her life.The boyfriend cajoled her into having sex,after so many failed attempts.He then later told her to go for test,giving her a lot of money and she was wondering why.After the test,that was when she was told she's HIV positive courtesy the dude.That was her 1st time and she got her reward of premarital sex immediately.What a pity!If you've been doing this thing please detest and don't let your lack of self control ruin your glorious destiny.May God grant unto us the grace to master the flesh.I Rest My Case!

These whole issue boils down to the fact that men should to learn to exercise self control even if a lady is stripped naked in your presence.So far she's not ready to have sex with you,Bro!kip that zip up.And as to ladies not visiting guys,that an erroneous statement because it would keep happening.Ladies should just be more careful,especially with the kind of guy and the way they dress.And we are all forgeting the fact there are so many called 'aunts' who are sexually molesting some young guys out there and have once been a victim.And you know how difficult it is for a guy to report such cases.Is just that the case of men raping and sexually molesting ladies is more rampant.I rest my case!

All I can say now is a BIG THANK YOU to God almighty for is divine protection over my life.I practically travel this road(Asaba to Ughelli)almost everytime,and God have always kept me safe.I pray each and everyone of these lost souls rest in perfect peace.So pathetic!

Now this is the height! Can you imagine a 14year old girl commiting suicide because of one yeye puppy love.When I was her age,I was running from girls can't even sit with a girl up to 2minutes coz I was too shy.I hope God would give her another chance to come back to this world,then when she hears 'LOVE!' she would pick race.Her Romeo should follow her o.

Now this is the height! Can you imagine a 14year old girl committing suicide because of one yeye puppy love.When I was her age,I was running from girls can't even sit with a girl up to 2minutes coz I was too shy.I hope God would give her another chance to come back to this world,then when she hears 'LOVE!' she would pick race.

Seriously,peodophiliac spirit is really besetting a lot of people in Nigeria.If you don't hear of an elderly man raping a teen,it would be that of a teen raping an infant.Most of these teenagers are exposed to a lot of things on tv and the internet without parental guidance in place to curb them from viewing some things that may influence them badly.And the elderly ones are just perverts that need to be castrated.God have mercy on Nigeria.

Seriously,peodophiliac spirit is really besetting a lot of people in Nigeria.If you don't hear of an elderly man raping a teen,it would be that of a teen raping an infant.Most of these teenagers are exposed to a lot of things on tv and the internet without parental guidance in place to curb them from viewing some things that may influence them badly.And the elderly ones are just perverts that need to be ostracized.God have mercy on Nigeria.

As a 6.3ft guy,have had my fair share of challenges for being lanky and the one I detest most is having to be a selfie stick for the short ladies.But it also came with so many opportunities...modelling and a lady's man(they won't stop pestering me)and a plus is my deep voice....And another thing is that,most lanky guys are endowed with....u know(Winks and smiles)

As a 6.3ft guy,have had my fair share of challenges for being lanky and the one I detest most is having to be a selfie stick for the short ladies.But it also came with so many opportunities...lady's man(they won't stop pestering me)and a plus is my deep voice....And another thing is that,most lanky guys are endowed with....u know(Winks and smiles)

David from Lagos,BBM:32f457de

David from Yaba,Lagos.A very jovial and cool dude.BBM:32F457DE and contact 08109034098

But seriously,its pathetic the way some nairalanders reply people who have come here to ask for advice.Even if she cooked it up,just atlist give your honest advice rather than making fun of the person.This is a case of sexual assault and to make it worse,during church service in the presence of God?really disgusting!Maybe what you should have done,Missspicy,is to just have grabbed the hand while it was caressing you and then give him 3 hot slaps.And then sit somewhere else and wait still the end of the service for questioning from the members of the church.Then you will direct them to him or just explain to the Pastor.Chikena!

April 2nd,hookup with a very jovial and smart guy who stayed back in his mum's womb just to miss a day from being called a FOOL...32f457de
April 2nd,hookup with a very jovial and smart guy who stayed back in his mum's womb just to miss a day from being called a FOOL...32f457de

CHISOS!WHAT IS THIS!!! Oga Chopfinger....sorry I mean Oga Officer,Shey that man resemble or taste like kulikuli?

JESUS,WHAT IS THIS!!! Oga Chopfinger....sorry I mean Oga Officer,Shey that man resemble or taste like kulikuli?

kilode100:
It's too long jare...
Pls make it shorter next time or better still summarize it.

There are many people with disabilities doing great things biko.

I had one disabled guy in my class then, every term he carries first because teachers dash him marks.

Summarise next i no go school.
Thankiu

it a pity the reading culture of most Nigerian youths is dying at a very alarming rate.Can you imagine this short writeup someone could still be complaining that its too long and then you will go ahead and say WAEC and JAMB are failing students unnecessarily or when you have multiple carry overs ,you would say the lecturer is picking on you when you won't take your time to carefully read...SMH...too bad! Op that's a very motivating and indeed inspiring writeup.

Who remember this...'Agbo lives in the town of Lagoon,which is not far from Ibadan.He was in primary school,he was in primary four.Everyone like Agbo because he was always happy and friendly.His mother gave him a watch and Agbo was very proud of it.
One day Agbo woke up very late,it was 7:30am.Quickly,Agbo jumped up and pick his soap and towel and rushed to the bathroom'........(To be continue).