₦airaland Forum

DaveHarry:
Bros your own dey learn for my side. If I open mouth tell my own side, you go dey jump up! God should just come rescue me from this hell of a living.

Who would've guessed in my future years I will be stressing?

Help2020:
Nothing like because he is from black race. His foolishness lead to all this.
He should stop being a simp. I saw his new pics yesterday you could tell the whole thing is affecting him. His beard became grail/white in a a space of 2 months.

This whole saga must surely take it's toll on him. Just hope the reason he got into this mess, will be there for him through it all.

Bros stop complaining and asking for who to tell you to do this and don't do that. You are supposed to be the husband or am missing something here....

Aufbauh:
On a second thought, can't we get a genuine Igbo business man who's free from hard drug business?

Just like looking for a virgin in warri? E hard to see ooo

ChildOfDoom:
Aside my intellectual ability, nothing else to benefit from me in matrimony. I just hope no one is deceived by my innocent looks or gentlemanliness. Lot's of skeletons in my cupboard.

- no sexual satisfaction for her as I have a weak erection due to years of self-service

- no ability to hold a home together as I am wayward, a chronic punter and profligate spender. How possible will it be to save and take care of my family. I can barely feed myself well.

- I have got anger and communication issues. Hard relating well with the opposite sex

- I have got health issues based on an obnoxious lifestyle devoid of proper healthy living. I doubt if I will make a good husband or father having failed on my own.

Working on all these vices; but I guess there is little or no chance of a 30-year-old changing again

Bros your own dey learn for my side. If I open mouth tell my own side, you go dey jump up! God should just come rescue me from this hell of a living.

Dis one don turn spirit.

There are a dozen things the average Nigerian considers weird that are absolutely normal in many other countries.
Here are four of those I can think of now:

Why visit a psychiatrists?

People who study psychology in college mostly end up working in other departments in the government, there are not many jobs for them in Nigeria.

In fact, I haven't seen a Nigerian who says "I'm going to see a psychologist."

Majority of Nigerians don't feel safe sharing their burden with a total stranger, neither will they take advice from such people. They would rather talk to friends.

About the only people, the average Nigerian listen to are banks, pastors and native doctors.

I'm of the opinion that more than half of Nigerians have serious psychological issues but chose to ignore them. Thank God serial killings are rare here.

Why does anyone need a Dentist?

You will have a hard time explaining to my grandpa why you went to study only the teeth instead of the whole body.

These people only wait for serious surgery, that's the only time most Nigerians remember them.

They consider these folks doctor but not doctor.

They are not real to us. Real Doctors treat every part of the body, hence in Nigeria, even a dentist does abortion, treats eyes and other ailments to support his ministry(family).

Why safety officers?

This is being embraced in large companies now, but back then who cares about safety?

I worked in a company where the safety boss had to constantly encourage, warn and threaten workers to keep their hard hats on their head only for them to take it off and hold it in their hand immediately after he leaves.

"I'm not blind, I won't hit my head intentionally at any hard surface, what does this man take me for, a fool?"

Nigerians believe in prayers more than safety. After powerful prayers— it's powerful because people shout and sweat while praying, they are ready to face the world without worry thereafter.

Come and see James Bond drivers in Lagos, alone—only to scream Jesus before an accident.

Praying in total silence:

How do you pray without making a sound?

Your neighbours don't even know you as a prayer warrior?

The witches in your family/village have to beware of you before God even sends them fire.

The average Nigerian prays with blood and sweat.

The Bible said talk to God but the average Nigerian shouts to God.

You're considered a weak Christian if you don't pray that way.

In fact, no Nigerian, living in a Christian dominated state will say he hasn't overheard a neighbour praying.

MajesticKris:
With all this.... My Man is still A Baller for 30yrs sef.. his money will never run dry

Says who? You never know this whites and their witch-hunting. As a black man, just pray make Dem no turn face your side.

Second time

•TEN YEARS of the Oscar Ceremony was vetoed.

• His biopic has been cancelled.

• Bad Boys 4 has been cancelled.

• The Fast & Loose movie he was shooting for Netflix was cancelled.

• The movie I AM LEGEND 2 no longer wants to work with him and Michael B Jordan was offered the role.

• Was expelled from the Academy of Motion Picture Sciences and Arts (did not resign, was fired).

• His wife did not support him, in an interview with AMERICAN WEEKLY she stated that she did not ask to be saved and called him "EXAGGERATED".

• Chris Rock's brothers are looking for him, they publicly said "We're going to finish you off".

• No producer wants to work with him on any kind of project.

• Drama series BELL AIR, the reboot of the Bell Air Prince, is being slammed by criticism.

• He is currently in rehab to control his depression and tantrums...

I think all these is, because he is from the black descent too.

internationalman:
Barca, AC Milan and Man Utd are lost clubs and will never find themselves again in this generation

Come here....remove AC Milan from that your stupid list. AC Milan is getting back to where the great club belong.

Serie A is the real deal when it comes to good football. The league is just too entertaining.

Portable try for this one, see the loyalty and respect he showed towards the king.

6ixT8:
Dem no go understand. I quit earlier this week. I must say I'm really pleased with my self this weekend as I didn't even bother to checked fixture. And when I did on major leagues; the upset I saw was a source of joy and encouragement to me, cos if I had played it would definitely saw me chose that game. I planned to use this to motivate myself continuously.

Really beta if person fit permanently quit dis betting

OriOko88:
Mk we hear word oga ade. Which betting u dey play in 2009?? Even baba ijebu never show face for that year talk more of sportsbet. Betting enter naija in 2014 with nairabet. So i no understand d bet wey u dey bet in 2009.. Maybe na dice or rubber band bet u mean

U tink say na sports bet I take start gambling abi? Small pikin

Idamond:
Nawah ooo so what's ur plan?

Move on

AbujaCitiBlog:
You lost because you are betting virtual.

Bet normal football and see your profit grow.

What about me who doesn't bet virtual, but only normal football games. Let me tell you dis today: " betting is a scam. MMM dey learn for negativity compared to wetin betting don do to Nigerians.

Since 2009(when I started betting) till yesterday (when I decided to quit betting), I've lost over a total sum of 7-10million(so because I don't want to exaggerate tins) naira. Back in 2013, I lose my nairabet and merrybet shops because of betting. Only this season, me and God nai know how much I don lose. So you see....just take heart n console yourself.

Quit sports betting today!

Didier Drogba failed to become president of Ivory Coast's football federation (FIF) as Saturday's long-delayed elections were won by Yacine Idriss Diallo.

Former Chelsea striker Drogba, named in the Premier League's Hall of Fame this week, was ousted in the first round of voting with just under a fifth of the vote.

In the second round, Diallo, a businessman and current FIF executive member, squeezed out former FIF vice-president Sory Diabaté by 63 votes to 61.

Saturday's election in the political capital Yamoussoukro had been postponed several times since 2020, primarily over the ongoing issues over the eligibility of certain candidates, with Drogba prominent among them.

After Fifa appointed a normalisation committee to oversee Ivorian football, Drogba's candidacy - initially rejected over whether he had the requisite number of official backers - was eventually accepted.
Drogba played more than 100 times for the Elephants, including at the 2006 and 2010 World Cups, but was told in August 2020 that he was not eligible to stand in the election.

After intervention from Fifa, the 44-year-old, who won four Premier League titles, four FA Cups and the Champions League across two spells with Chelsea, retained his hopes of running the game in the West African country.

Yet Ivory Coast's all-time top scorer was eliminated with only 21 votes in the first round, when Diallo (59 votes) and Diabaté (50 votes) made it through to the second round.

Drogba's achievements and ambitious programme for the development of football in Ivory Coast had raised his popularity, and after his defeat many of his supporters expressed their anger on social media on Saturday.

"The presidents of clubs have just killed Ivorian football, by eliminating Didier Drogba," one user, called Rosana225, said. "I hope that Ivorians will not take revenge by boycotting the 2023 Afcon."

Diallo has a mandate of four years and the organisation of the 2023 African Cup of Nations, which Ivory Coast is hosting, will be its first major challenge.

Ivory Coast are two-time champions of Africa, having won the Africa Cup of Nations in 1992 and 2015.

[b]Guns overtook car crashes to become the leading cause of death for US children and teenagers in 2020, new research shows.[b]

Data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) shows that over 4,300 young Americans died of firearm-related injuries in 2020.

While suicides contributed to the toll, the data shows that homicides form the majority of gun-related deaths.

More than 390 million guns are owned by US civilians.
According to the research - which was published this week in the New England Journal Medicine - the rise in gun-related deaths among Americans between the ages of one and 19 was part of an overall 33.4% increase in firearm homicides nationwide.

Homicides, the study noted, disproportionately impact young Americans.

Over the same time period, the rate of firearm suicides in the US rose by 1.1%.

The overall rate of gun deaths of all reasons - suicide, homicide, unintentional and undetermined - among children and teenagers rose by 29.5%, more than twice that of the wider population.

"We continue to fail to protect our youth from a preventable cause of death," said a research letter published in the journal on Wednesday.

The rate of gun-related deaths per 100,000 residents rose among both men and women and across ethnic demographics between 2019 and 2020, with the largest increase among black Americans.

In past years, gun-related deaths were second only to car crashes as the leading cause of death among young Americans. Car deaths, however, have fallen over time and in 2020 approximately 3,900 Americans under 19 died in vehicle crashes.

Incidents of drug overdoses and poisonings rose 83.6% between 2019 and 2020, and now are the third leading cause of death in that age group. A separate study published earlier in April found that 954 young people died of overdoses in 2020, compared to 492 in 2019.

Gun violence in the US has increased since the Covid-19 pandemic began in early 2020.

"The reasons for the increase are unclear," the research letter said. "It cannot be assumed that firearm-related mortality will later revert to pre-pandemic levels".

A separate study, published in the Annals of Internal Medicine in February, found that 7.5 million US adults - just under 3% of the population - became first-time gun owners during the pandemic between January and April 2021.

This, in turn, exposed 11 million people to household firearms, including five million children.

"Time will tell what the future has in store for Whyte.


The night belonged to Fury - one of, if not the greatest, British heavyweights of all time and a future hall-of-famer."

I like the boxing sport.
Fury's style, for his size, is unmatched.

See the happiness in his wife's face. Her hero!

In the words of timaya.... whatever you believe in so it's gonna be. Show me a man who is rich but doesn't like women. What is favor and what is grace?

Survival of the fittest. Only the strong will survive. Who are the strong? Lord have mercy on their souls.

On this matter, I can see lots of hypocritical responses. Buhari is far far better and original than most nairalanders.

Weed, groundnuts and tigernuts

Oh the brothel owner failed to settle police and this is the outcome....we know Dem here!

Simone Sozza has been appointed for Inter vs. Roma, but the Giallorossi fans are unhappy with AIA’s decision as the referee was born in Milano and lives in Lombardy.

AIA has announced the referees for matchday 34 and Sozza has been appointed for the big match on Saturday at San Siro. Many Roma fans are protesting AIA’s decision on social media. They believe it’s unfair that a match official born in Milano is allowed to oversee an Inter match against an opponent from a different region.

Sozza was born in Milan on August 19, 1987 and is regarded as one of the most promising young referees in Italy. Despite protests from Roma fans, his appointment for the game is legitimate as AIA doesn’t consider relevant the place where a referee was born but only the section to which he belongs.

Sozza is from the AIA section of Seregno, just outside Milan, so he is still entitled to referee an Inter game.

If they had d automatic power to do it, they would've done it since na. Buhari's statement are too implicative. Na grace grace dis man just get, if not I don't see any intelligence in him.

Mariangeles:
Who you be na?

I'm God's servant. As in I would be asking him questions everyday as to why. As a servant not bad to ask the Master a particular question each day.

ZeroOneTribe:
A certain county in the US fumigated their environment against mosquitos, suddenly all the fishes in their river disappeared.

Stories....

Mariangeles:
With a moniker like yours, mosquitoes gat nothing on you.


Op, imagine if they could spread HIV or other deadly viruses...

God for no get am easy with me.