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Fopo1990:
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Who be dis hacker wey dey disturb people everyday sef. If you be real hacker you know where you suppose dey na, instead of dey nairaland dey spam up n down. Hackers are stickingly rich, they don't advertise nor beg for clients, this male olosho.

For dick women can do anything, especially when they have already started fantasizing how the dick will be moving in their holes. Ashawos!

Zelensky should just accept that Ukraine will never join NATO so that Peace will return. How long will it take before the president of a whole European nation get to know he has been deceived by the West. The West never offer help without consequences. They are the devils among us. It's just so unfortunate they have become too powerful to be stopped in any way.

Ginaz:
use mosquito net.

They tear d net.

@op no well at all. Someone should pls help him bfr it gets out of hand.

I have up to 3 that wants me even they are living with their man. Though dem never pay 1 bride price, but d husband family knows her. I simply ignore dem many a times. 2 of d 3 no dey even hide d feeling, so almost everybody know. But I'm not that indecent to sleep with anoda man's wife. Never, I don't do it. If not I know how many married women I for don bleep. Ignore her bros!

Igbo women and adultery be like 5&6. I'm not surprised at all!

Zonefree:
I still wonder why God created mosquitoes.


It's more noble to live with a Nigerian girl than to live with mosquitoes.

I tell u. I hate that sound they make around someone's ears. I no even know d purpose of that useless sound.

I don't know if it's only me sha, but everyday I keep wondering, apart from biting and sucking the human skin and blood, what usefulness are mosquitoes to the balancing of the ecosystem. We're they just created to be a pest to humans or what? Cos left for me, I do not see any verifiable reason why God would create such evil organism to coexist with Man whom He said He loves and created in His own image.

These whites will be selling brand new 4th-hand aircraft to our military for use. I no blame Dem sha!

She's getting married to a decent man, and not any drug-addict celebrity. So I see a till-death-do-us-apart marriage here. Congrats beautiful woman. Bliss!

No be person wey de say he collapse on stage be dis one! Some nairalanders have joined d fake rumors crew. Anyone who wants to be spreading fake news up n down should go open their own blog, not here.

I support ikpeba on this one. Osimhen is too proud. The way he raises his shoulders, I think the media hypes is taking his head.

Oghene1st:
Ukodo is a yam and unripe plantain dish of the Urhobo people of Nigeria. The Itsekiri people of the Niger Delta also make a similar dish called Epuru. It is essentially a pottage, a stew of meat and vegetable with its base as the Nigerian pepper soup. It is usually used for marriage and burial ceremonies or as breakfast, particularly during the cold season.

It is sometimes cooked with lemon grass and potash. A poem by the Nigerian Chovwe Inisiagho-Ogbe describes both the ingredients and the process of cooking Ukodo in a light-hearted way.

Wadoo!!!! Is it just me or did the weather get chilly all of a sudden. This is the best type of weather for one of my favorite south-south recipes….Ukodo. Usually, this is the type of meal i take and sleep off afterwards under my thick duvet cover while the cold air mixed with the irresistible aroma ukodo leaves the house with brushes through my face and nostrils while i sleep…sweet lazy morning all the way.

Ukodo is typical spicy traditional breakfast native to the Urhobo tribe of delta state in the southern part of Nigeria. It is simply a pepper soup dish which consists of unripe plantain and yam (sometimes cooked with lemon grass and potash), and is believed to be the perfect companion on a wet cold day. The Itsekiris, also of the Niger Delta call their version Epuru while the igbo version is known as Ji mmiri Oku. When preparing ukodo, i usually prefer the use of goat Goat meat or dried fish because it gives it a nice native taste and smell unlike chicken and cow meat. It’s really simple to make as i’m about to show you below.
How to make Ukodo (Urhobo yam & plantain pepper soup pottage)

Prep Time: 15 minutes
Cook Time: About an hour
Category: Nigerian soups
Region: Niger-Delta, Nigeria


Ingredients:

•3 medium sized plantain “Unripe”

•4 Large Slices yam

•1 kg Goat meat (with intestine & liver)
•2 cooking spoons Palm oil
•1 small bunch lemon grass/ scent leaves
•2 tbsp. crayfish/ dry prawns
•1 teaspoon dried pepper
•2 seeds “Iwo/Erhe (itshekiri) – Dry roast and set aside
•1 seed Gbafilo
•2 Uda Uwentia “Negro pepper” (Simply Uda or Enge) – Remove the seeds & discard
•1 tsp. Ataiko
•1 tbsp Irugege
•2 Seasoning cubes
•1/2 teaspoon Native salt

Directions:

Step 1: Wash the goat meat thoroughly, place in a pot and sprinkle a tsp. of salt and cook for about 15 minutes on low heat. Set aside to later use.

Step 2: Peel the yam and cut into two halves then immerse in a bowl of water and rinse. Peel and cut the plantain into three pieces then – set aside.

Step 3: Place all the local spices (Iwo/Erhe (itshekiri), Gbafilo, Ataiko, Irugege) in the dry part of the blender and grind for a few minutes.

Step 4: Add some water to the pot containing goat meat. Place on the burner and allow to boil for about 5 minutes. Add 1-2 tbsp. of the ground spices, uda, crayfish, pepper and crushed seasoning. Stir and taste the soup. Leave to cook further till you start to perceive the aroma.

Step 5: Add plantain and yam. Add the lemon grass bunch then reduce the heat and allow the ukodo to cook for about 15 minutes. Discard the lemon grass bunch after this.

Step 6: Transfer the Yam and plantain into a dish, then pour the liquid into another plate. Pour red palm oil into a small clay bowl and serve. The palm oil can also be mixed with the ukodo liquid and used to eat the yam and plantain or the yam/plantain could be dipped in the oil and eaten while the ukodo liquid is sipped like pepper soup.

Why you no call me make I come join eat na. One of my favorite.

DaveHarry:
This will be an eternal record. Let me confirm.

Na true. But how come?

winnah:
I voluntarily send money and a job offer to a fraudster who called to scam me today.

I can remember having this congratulatory messages from this scammer... I ignored it but I was surprised to still receive a similar message again. So this morning while I was in my office and going through my phone I decided to engage this person...

To cut the Long story short below is our conversation... I just hope am doing the right thing.... How can I trust this person with a job... God!!! But if he can truly repent, that will be more than rewarding

Bros, give me the Job and money instead.

Nice game. But that nicolo zaniolo was just slowing the pace of the game with his unnecessary falls n appeals. Well done AS Roma!

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


Inaki Williams of Ath. Bilbao has now played in every LaLiga game for the past SIX YEARS!

224 games in a row. Never injured. Never suspended. Never left out.

He needs to be studied

This will be an eternal record. Let me confirm.

Nigeria is populated with people who has nothing to lose. Nigeria is ruled by people who has nothing to lose.

If you burn down Nigeria today, they won't be affected, they won't be worried, they are sure to be unperturbed.

Nigeria political leaders have houses in several capitals of countries in Europe and America. Their children school abroad. Their families live abroad at the expense of Nigerians.

These are some of the financial misdeeds of past government officials from 2009 to 2015, and it should come as no surprise that most of the monies is flown abroad to safe havens in developed countries with direct or indirect cooperation of their citizens.

•$2.2 billion illegally withdrawn from Excess Crude Oil Accounts, of which $1 billion supposedly approved by President Jonathan to fund his reelection campaign without the knowledge of the National Economic Council made up of state governors and the president and vice president.

•NEITI discovered $11.6 billion was missing from Nigeria LNG Company dividend payments.

•60 million barrels of oil valued at $13.7 billion was stolen under the watch of the national oil company, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, from 2009 to 2012.

•NEITI indicates losses due to crude swaps due to subsidy and domestic crude allocation from 2005 to 2012 indicated that $11.63 billion had been paid to the NNPC but that “there is no evidence of the money being remitted to the federation account”.

•Diversion of 60% of $1 billion foreign loans obtained from the Chinese by the Ministry of Finance.

•Massive scam in weapons and defense procurements, and misuse of 3 trillion naira defense budget since 2011 under the guise of fighting Boko Haram.

•Diversion of $2.2 million vaccination medicine fund, by Ministry of Health.

•Diversion of Ebola fight fund up to 1.9 bn naira.

•NIMASA fraud under investigation by EFCC, inclusive of accusation of funding PDP and buying a small piece of land for 13 billion naira.

•Ministry of Finance led by Okonjo Iweala hurried payment of $2.2 million to health ministry contractor in disputed invoices.

•NDDC scams and multifarious scams including 2.7 billion naira worth of contracts that does not confirm to the Public Procurement Act.

•Police Service Commission Scam investigated by ICPC that revealed misappropriation of over 150 million naira related to election related trainings. ICPC made refund recommendations, but many analyst indicated prosecution was more appropriate.

•In late 2013, Nigeria's then Central Bank governor Sanusi Lamido Sanusi informed President Goodluck Jonathan that the state oil company, NNPC, had failed to remit US$20 billion in oil revenues owed to the state.

A Nigerian political leader is like a rat who goes out to invite other rats to rob his masters house.

A former Bayelsa state governor never had a house in Bayelsa state all through his tenure, it was years after he left office when he was to receive president Buhari, during his presidential campaign to the state that he hurriedly put up an edifice. Tell me what does such a man stand to lose if you burn down the whole Yenagoa.

Many rich men in Nigeria do not invest in Nigeria. They don't care what happens to Nigeria, they simply have nothing to lose.

Also, Many poor persons in Nigeria has nothing to lose and they don't fight nor complain if things go South in the country, Nigeria is of no economic value to them. Why should they fight?

Nigeria is infested with bystanders. People with the “I don't care mentality”. They are so afraid to die but has nothing to live for.

As far as Nigerian billionaires don't invest in their country, as far as their children don't school or live in Nigeria our collective development is always going to be like that of a snail.

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose - James Baldwin.

When you have all to lose, you will do anything to protect and build your nation.

Guyman02:
Only Ukraine makes headlines as if there are no conflicts in Tigray, Yemen, Syria etc.
See how the white man manipulates our minds to one direction

I posted a topic about what you just said now the other day, and.....

I don't know him.

Enjoyment dey dis life. If I fit dey eat these kind meals everyday, I no care if na 55 or 100 years I live reach.

Respected former referee Pierluigi Collina gave his thoughts on the inclusion of effective time in football.
The topic of effective time has been heated in recent years, with some calling for changes to the way that extra time is calculated, unhappy with stop-start matches that end with only around 50 minutes of effective time. Effective or actual time is the amount of time the ball was actually in play during the match, not counting stops in play like injuries, celebrations and lining up set pieces.
Speaking to Calciatori Brutti, Collina discussed effective time in football and the possible changes on the horizon.
“I am part of a body called the International Football Association Board, IFAB, which is the one that oversees the rules. One of the things we are talking about is whether it is not worthwhile for all matches to have the same duration.
“If you look at the statistics today you see that there are teams that play 52 minutes, others that play 43 minutes and others that play 58 minutes. If you add up all these times in a league the difference becomes big.
“Another thing to think about is: I as a spectator pay a ticket, physically at the stadium, or at home on PPV, to see 90 minutes of football but I see 44, 45, 46 played. Half the price of my ticket goes into unplayed time. Most of the wasted time comes with throw-ins or goal kicks.
“These things are functional to the game, but eight to nine minutes for throw-ins, eight to nine minutes for goal-kicks… Precisely to overcome the unspectacular nature of certain things in a match a few years ago, the goalkeeper was prevented from picking up the ball passed voluntarily by a teammate.
“How spectacular is it to see a goalkeeper with a ball in his hand? The initial reaction is ‘football will never be the same again’. Today, however, it is obvious that it is much more fun. So we are doing some thinking.
“Today, what is accepted as good actual playing time is around an hour, around 60 minutes. That’s the dividing line between games that last a bit shorter and others that last as long as 66-67-68 minutes. It also depends on the players.
“We, as referees, as FIFA, also for the next World Cup, we will give the indication to be careful to recover lost time, which are not dives but goals. If three goals are scored in one half, the average celebration is one and a half minutes each, that’s five minutes of celebration, which nobody remembers, but it’s five minutes less played.
“If we’re going to be a bit more precise we’ll have to prepare ourselves for a nine-minute injury time, today nine minutes is eye-popping, but give those who want to see a spectacle the chance to see a bit more.”
It is likely that rules or changes will be introduced in the coming years to address effective time, although the nature of these alterations are still unclear. Many ideas have been proposed, such as pausing the clock when the ball leaves play or simply adding close to 10 minutes of extra time if needed.
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When your enemy knows you but you don't know them; then you have to tread carefully even without any advice from someone, unlike what this newly elected official is doing. Does he really want to take anambra forward? Well only time will tell.

Osibajo2023:
use another number

As in card number?

Osibajo2023:
go borrow for Loan app(fair money) use 4CUZT as refferal, it makes it easy

Can I still borrow if my fairmoney acct has been downgraded? I tried, they approved 30k loan, but wen I try linking my card, it always says paystack unknown error. Don't know if it's because of the acct been downgraded.

Don't even know why I came to rent room in an area where nobody Cooks in festive periods. Make d rent just expire make I leave dis kind area abeg. Bad neighborhood!

Anyways happy and melodious Easter to everyone concerned. Love you!

Okay...

janetakan:
*find out* you mean?

From my cousin.

Okay. It's good you find it okay to still relate with your very own people. How are you today?

Heroicvic:
I just need 24hrs power supply from whoever that wants to take over

Make everybody gettat abeg

Exactly. Steady electricity will be enough, they should not give me their money.

janetakan:
Assuming anything about my life shows you're a slowpoke. I schooled in London and I live in the US.

Stay in your shit hole and be asking a world traveler like me to travel just because we feel differently about two countries.

Typical deluded Nigerian clown!

I shouldn't even be responding to clowns like you...

How did you found out about nairaland?