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Pastor: (smiling unnecessarily whilst exchanging hands on the mic as he goes to and fro the podium) I know Omorelewa well since she was a kid. I can bet Millions of naira, in fact dollars(at this point, he wipes sweat off his forehead, does this give him away?) That she kept herself intact for this lucky man of her dreams (expects applause, none came, turns to face congregation with faces full of contempt)


FOB- pastor kile leyi bayii? Didnt we tell you that the lil bride is her daughter?

Pastor: (looking confused like the pastor in the pix below......)

Stelvin101:
LMFAO

daclint:
U need a Shrink bro

lol

i'll consider

Since Chelsea are currently in Babel, its no new thing if he is the
Reverse-Hon Patrick!

Obviously caused by Buhari.

Dunno if Buhari is to blame for this or not. This dtmntn is sickening irrespective. Smh

Eeyah


Not even 1, at least 1 amen from anyone!

Blame Buhari for the non-response!

(walks in to O2 arena)

me: who caused this

Crowd: (in unison) Buhari!!


Me: Thank you!

Buhari caused this ba?

While you're still explaining, he'l probably be on an okada that knows x y and z.

Obvioulsy, Buhari caused this!

If he starts to dance

'akiritikata(whatever that means) uma woman... Baby is too sweet' blah blah, just know that Buhari caused it.

Seriously


this thread is all about shit and poop?


Buhari caused this

For the Op to deliberate on this @ this time of the naira falling against the dollar?......


Buhari caused this obviously

hotdi:
Re: Blessing Okagbare Beats Usain Bolt To 2016 Guinness World Records by daveP(m): 4:03pm





Bad guy

i expected to see 1, at least 1like, but it was blank. Only one person could be responsible....... Obviously.

Jolllyjoy:
Hmmmmm.

Guys love it when you prepare a mouth watery meal

(cannonball used by the gauls boom in terrific explosion, a modified form of 'ibon')


actually true

mizquote:
its only a silly girl dah allows her life revolve round a man.


anyway tanx.

Fallacy misericordiam

Ezechinwa:
Opinion:[size=23pt]What a man can do a woman can do it better?[/size]
Click like if you agree.
Click Share if you disagree.

eeyah!!

Buhari caused this non-response.

dechandel:
Don't worry about that.
I am having dinner with him tonight, would send you some shots to back up your stories

hbd though its 33mins to the nxt day. Youl see 53 and 83. Ive lost touch of how many trees you hung on to have a better view, but still yet youre one of the few(accapella group, Hibbleton's three, dressed in all white on red bowties interrupts to sing a soulful hbd song in the moonlight)

I hope its still in me, the flair and stint....

What's going on here? (sighs)

Evidently Ironic that people who claim intelligence were fooled: to the millions who voted for the wrong choice @ the right time!

Buhari Caused this!

Oil or not

Buhari caused this!

That figure sounds satanic


why cant he just add 1milla to avoid the figure of the name of that man

Gematria Influence!

Hehehehehhehehehhhehehehehe


huhhahahahhahahahahahahah


krakrakrakrakrakarakarakarakim


puhahahahahha




erm this can happen to anyone actually i commend Roman for his patience.( cant resist outburst of laughter and eventually goes for another round of it. Calms down and tries to verify)

Plate num
Ecobank
Oceanic bank
Timaya-replicant

Traces for criminals, robbers to start on. Childish

all these recent display of mansion here and there when the country dey sulk.

Yoruba movie star dagboru aka Ade, would fit the guys description and reaction.

Meanwhile, il be extremely furious and wouldave done these 3things:

1)snap pix as evidence

2) Call her with my num and when she answers, il snap with the other phone and take note of what she said why im on the call.

3) Il ask about the exam, and go the guy way as final. This being a true life happening makes it more boiling. Bag vs Exam.....

Im i to disbelieve anytime Dammy calls to say she needs this or that urgently? (looks for someone to chokeslam)

The only candidate to take over from the influential spot that Mama J aka Joke Silva would leave soon.

Call Dakore and you rarely can pinpoint Unseriousness in a career well trimmed to fitness.

mukina2:
Arsenal Vs Barcelona

It is well

I must sekem that day


Full Draw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWLqrk5WwAAJjzW.jpg

Hmm, this is serious. Lemme do some Oma Akatugba-ing...


1. Gent goes thru
2. Roma waves goodbye
3. 50-50
4. Also 50-50 Walcott must sit pl games prior to that game. Barca alone knows why. Both teams are top experts at setting offside rule. Forget MSN!
5. Juvetus 60% qualifies
6. Athletico
7. Benfica
8. City takes this on a platter of gold.

Just being Objective. Wenger must be careful of stressing these players, else we are out: Koscielny, Walcott, Ramsey, and Cech.

Paul described like 'having conscience SEARED WITH HOT IRON. I think that description isnt enough for what im seeing these days.

Twaci:
Whenever u are about to start masturbating, look up and ask yourself, "What is Jesus thinking right now?"

Bro, trust me on this one.

The End time things crew reigns!
(looks for thumbs up emoti, cant find, actually jots a thing or two, but sadly)

Tears his hands(right or left) and makes his parents shed Tears cos he's lost a hand now.


Lesson for the 'i just wan belong sha ni' crew

MizMyColi:
Well,

Sai Baba
Sai Buhari


I hope the broom wavers and sai chanters feel a measure of relief at this news.

One wonders if it'll take eternity for the Buhari Led FG to start delivering dividends of good governance to the Nigerian people.

what we have is a new 'Phileas Fogg' who prefers to travel 'Around The World In Eighty Days' than face 'Homecoming'

Phileas Fogg you can do it o, maltina, sorry malta peeps are still shocked. (sarcastic applause)

Sleekyshuga:
Yes, I do ..

arriving late to the party. Phew.


(jots a thing or two) and (waltz outta thread)