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Romance › Re: Wish nairalanders happy new year here by daveP(m): 12:39pm On Jan 01, 2016
Adufetohposh:
Happy New Year beautiful people! kiss


Special shout out to my selected darlings; dave


Wishing you all an Awesome 2016.... So much love from me to you kiss kiss kiss
smiley i hope its not too early to propose a toast. Lol

feel humbled. Same to you too. Greater steps aheads. Love you too



Erm.... Youve got mail! wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by daveP(m): 11:38am On Jan 01, 2016
Happy new year to all Gunners

COYG!!

Some stats to start the day with.
Ozil finishes as joint-top assist king with messi

http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/7175/gallery/2015/12/31/18860182/ozil-messi-de-bruyne-and-the-top-20-assist-makers-in-2015



and among the best this december. As a Nigerian as well, Ighalo wears jersey no. 24. I expect him to score same no of goals this year.... smiley

http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/7175/gallery/2016/01/01/18883962/ozil-toure-alli-the-best-of-the-premier-league-in-december

Jamie Carragher's advice be better heeded by Prof. This is our chance to grab this EPL title. So spend this January and lets grab it deliberately and confidently.
57points away. How many can we get into the bag?

HNY once again!!
Romance › Re: ROMANCELANDERS! Tell That Romancelander #THANKYOUFOR2015 by daveP(m): 8:54pm On Dec 31, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Dave my hon chief chef, the greatest lyricist of our time grin ; grin for the sweet moments we shared, thanks and have a blessed new year[/color]
no make me shrink now. Im not the greatest, not yet. Lol. (bear hugs) Gracias also. Been a wonderful year. And sharing it with you.... Awesome. smiley



tempem:
Nibo! Those meats are turning my Tommy self. . Lanicky, look at what you've caused.
lol.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol! grin grin

David David
Whiz whiz. I jst dey hail o.
Romance › Re: ROMANCELANDERS! Tell That Romancelander #THANKYOUFOR2015 by daveP(m): 8:05pm On Dec 31, 2015
dechandel:
Shuga kiss

Thanks sweetie. And a blessed happy new year to you too..
grin grin



LogoDWhiz:
Thanks a lot for this paddy mi.

God bless you.


Wish you this and many more.
amen o. Your hand go tear that drumset tonight. Oya now.
Romance › Re: ROMANCELANDERS! Tell That Romancelander #THANKYOUFOR2015 by daveP(m): 7:59pm On Dec 31, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
@ daveP, thank you..

Happy New Year in advance smiley..
welcome me lady. Same to you. smiley
Romance › Re: ROMANCELANDERS! Tell That Romancelander #THANKYOUFOR2015 by daveP(m): 7:52pm On Dec 31, 2015
tempem:
That part, crazy chef...
O boy you bad oh.. lolz...
lol

HNY to ya. Na you enjoy those meals pass now.
Romance › Re: ROMANCELANDERS! Tell That Romancelander #THANKYOUFOR2015 by daveP(m): 7:47pm On Dec 31, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Chairman of all Chairmen!
I tuale oo
Na you I dey follow o

Thank you for 2015 too
na you sure pass


(in luscious lyon's accent and look) how about you transfer this skillz from on here to reality? 2016 needs to hear your name on tha news!!


Gracias!!
Romance › Re: ROMANCELANDERS! Tell That Romancelander #THANKYOUFOR2015 by daveP(m): 2:19pm On Dec 31, 2015
(walks in hand in pocket, with a drink in his left hand, looks up at the gigantic countdown clock as it chimes away. Notices the bustle and movement for last minute preps)


(exhales, climbs atop podium)

2015..... This is for all the friends, etc that made the 1st day of this year to the very last to be something worth it, happy reflect-worthy. 52weeks waving goodbye, and i can see many faces happy to survive, to be a part of the new year. Gracias to these wonderful personalities as i jot a thing or two....



To my e-fam members

Lanicky: contunu the 'goodwork' youve been awesome smiley

Charijee and Cheripet: i learnt a thing or two from you two. HNY cheesy

Immortalvoices: You keep calling me tha boss, i think you are. Talented G.

Logodwhiz- Greater heights i pray.

Toniro, Jigsawkillah(guy you get rep, no be small o), Tempem, Seunfavor, Laveda, Starshyne, etc you all were great. It was wonderful, fun e-serving you(crazy chef)


Amicable, hardworking maestros and Ladies, Fellow Judges of the Prestigious Mr&Miss Nl Contest. Tha best and hottest on this forum:
Dygeasy
Mizmycoli
Karchisbarbie
Friedplantain
Ivyy
Dechandel

A big thank you. Few appreciation comes for hardwork that few can see, but i cant but say you've all been wonderful. Appreciate you guys One Loff! (dodges a limca bottle hurled@his head)


To my personal persons

KelvinGraphics
Dahjhi smiley
Adufetohposh cheesy grin
Afrok-How that jerrycan ministry? grin jst kidding o.
Omavik

and the online personalities i admire/respect and i follow/otherwise

Sleekyshuga
Lalasticlala
Caracta
Kingtom
Marieolae
PrettySpicey


(a bottle of squash sails thru the air and this time around, meets its target, silence, then silence again.)

Uhm thank you very much, i very much appreciate that. A lovely reminder.

Thank you all and welcome to 2016, join me at that doorway so we can show the world that we're the 1st to shout HNY, and (interrupted as they move en masse toward the said spot with noise and excitement)


Happy New Yeaar.

(somewhere behind stage, a lil boy dances to Niyi Adedokun's Ayo ni maa fi la odun yi ja) huh! shocked
Family › Re: My Wife Is More Sexually Responsive After I Beat Her Up by daveP(m): 1:29pm On Dec 31, 2015
daretodiffer:
Just because the man is speaking up does not mean excuse the possibility that he could be the perpetrator

I don't have a problem with her fantasy but they need to sit down and talk about it like adults.
i like your person! Now we are in the same tent! smiley

Happy new year in hours!
Family › Re: My Wife Is More Sexually Responsive After I Beat Her Up by daveP(m): 12:47pm On Dec 31, 2015
Dre11, i can't believe some peeps actually think you're the man, and you are telling your story. Smh grin grin



peeps gatz shine eyes well well.
Family › Re: My Wife Is More Sexually Responsive After I Beat Her Up by daveP(m): 12:17pm On Dec 31, 2015
daretodiffer:
Oh please

How would he know she is more responsive? Even a rapist and paedophile say the same about their victims! .

He didn't mention anything about her demeanour after the beating. I see a man who is trying to justify is beastly behaviour. That is what abusers do!

If a wife hits him (which I don't believe) and he responded with same. Why on earth are they still staying together, they need help please.
i was ready to respond to you yesternight but ba3 died.


Yeah, he would know cos she is his wife and they live under the same room. As in, that obvious for anyone to see and know.


Yeah you're right, but the difference is the victims dont come back after to start a fight. We all know that. This case here looks like a process that must happen before these two couples have good sex. The man himself is shocked.


Well, we are in the same camp, but not yet under the same tent yet. Didnt you read where he said that when she started, he thought she was just spoiling for a fight? And please ask yourself, why isnt she the 1st to tell the world about this? And still yet she's still under the same roof. Is this willing? Is this an approval?



For the part you dont believe a woman hits her man 1st, pls do work absolutely on your objectivity. It will help you alot. You've just said you dont believe twice, whereas you arent even a 1st hand witness of this scenario. This wont help you atall.



Good. You asked the question ive been waiting for you to ask- why are they still together?

Ans- There is an approval. We know by now if the woman doesnt approve, relatives, brothers, sisters, friends, etc would know by now and she would be the one to complain.


This is where the man is confused. This man mustave seen 10-15times of such before he tells himself that she approves of this method/act. He is even the one coming out to tell the world, not the woman. Which means if he didnt, the world would never know and it would continue.



My overall concern is that what we consider play might turn out to ruin one day. This is where i suggest both see a therapist. There are other ways one can enjoy their union than this 'you-must-beat-me-first-before-you-enjoy-sex' method.


N:B- this case confirms that some ladies out there consider it romantic for their guys to beat them up, then make love. I've seen cases where the lady confessed to liking it. Funny enough, this case may not be any different.
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Fires Back At Davido: 'I Curse The Day I Met You Kid’ (pics) by daveP(m): 10:42am On Dec 31, 2015
Smh. For the moment, im jst enjoying this drama.


The Marijuana find might be true, she didnt convince enough that it wasnt. But all these proves the sympathy-finder is truly childish. Forget all his video swag. The brain of a 16yr old.


A rival somewhere would be happy this came up 3days to the end of 2015. His name, wizzy.



All those peeps that put calls thru to head -office, abuja, lagos, whatever, your time is up. What y'all feeling like? That your power is above the officer right in front of ya? When they err, you'l always be the 1st to criticize and blast them and call Nigeria 'what a country'

contunu to look@them as celebs o, cos come 2016, alllllll of them, save a sane few, are jst not worth that tag. I wont call them Celebs.

Now obvious why every music act must be 'connected' to at least one head that wields power just thru a call. Smh

Davido: (to his baby) baby dont leave me S-O-L-O.


(jots a thing or two)


muddy-linens refusing to be washed.
Family › Re: My Wife Is More Sexually Responsive After I Beat Her Up by daveP(m): 1:53am On Dec 31, 2015
Cant stop grin grin grin cos seems some peeps still dont get the vivid picture of what's happening as described by the OP

she initiates it
he responds after some time
she loosens up sexually
tries to beat him again
he responds, still confused, but decides to show who's in control of the house.



Isnt it ironic that for the man to say this without conviction, it must have been a trend that have results?

I didnt see anywhere where she complained, or anywhere where any relative is aware and has complained of the beating.


It may be geneally wrong to go physical with a woman, but this man is here comfortably admitting that she is responsive AFTER BEATING HER!!!!


Not like he goes to beg and she agrees and do make up sex-No. She responds. grin


proves truly that some ladies out there enjoy beating prior to sex and its happening out there. Dunno whether to laugh or smh.


N:B- b4 you think i support the man's action, pls press that gigantic pause button and reread well!! Gracias
Dovelike, welcome back smiley

Cc: Mizmycoli
Politics › Re: ''Why Lai Mohammed Must Be Fired'' - Femi Aribisala by daveP(m): 3:49pm On Dec 29, 2015
To think that someone like him would be a contrast to our beloved mama of late memory, Ma Dora Akunyuli and have the post she once occupied would have been unthinkable.
Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo Is The Highest Goal Scorer In England In 2015 by daveP(m): 3:37pm On Dec 29, 2015
Damfostopper:
The correct tin to say here is dat he has scored in d last six matches...cos i always bet on ighalo to score...n i always win..same with vardy that tym...and nt d highest goal poacher cos lukaku n vardy has 15goalx with ighalo has 14...op knw wat u post....cos at my age..i dnt comment on stewpid post
the semantics in the Op's title is very glaring and i dunno if you should calm down and look again.

Its a calendar year i.e highest goalscorer in 52weeks in any of the 4leagues in England and not the EPL. He's scored 30goals(16 in championship division, and now 14 in EPL) smh


no one is close so that makes him the highest in the country called England.
Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo Is The Highest Goal Scorer In England In 2015 by daveP(m): 3:34pm On Dec 29, 2015
gemale:
Do u kno he's just 2 goals away 4rm breaking yakubu aiyegbeni's record 4 highest goals scored by an African in an EPL season ? I just pray he doesn't lose form or bcom complacent & get infected wt dt "I have arrived" syndrome dt seems 2 b mainly a thing wt 9ja players. If he goes on lyk dis, he mite even win African player of D year in 2017.
he wants to replicate drogba, so he is on a setplan like a robot. He earns 1/100 of what waste rooney earns/week.

Vardy takes 1/30 of what Rooney gets, so these guys know why and what they are doing this for. Unlike Odion, i dunno if Vardy have a setplan
Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo Is The Highest Goal Scorer In England In 2015 by daveP(m): 3:28pm On Dec 29, 2015
okotv:
He sure would break both osaze and yakubu's goal records in England. How come he isn't listed in the shortlist for African player of the year huh CAF needs to tell us why cause toure made the list with his watery performance.
like the biblical nathaniel..... Can anything good come out of CAF?


They might even cheat Aubumeyang and give Toure again.
Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo Is The Highest Goal Scorer In England In 2015 by daveP(m): 3:26pm On Dec 29, 2015
Sunnycliff:
Congrats boy!! But I don't no why such feats is not repeated in the Super Eagles
watford play faster, SE play sluggish. Then he needs a Troy Deeney to make him a trauma to any defence. Currently, the SE dont have a DEENEY.


But he's been impressive so far.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid & Davido Failed To Show-up At Olamide’s #OLIC2 Concert(fans Reaction) by daveP(m): 11:14pm On Dec 28, 2015
Can we blame Buhari? These two will grant alot of interviews 15years from now(if they are still relevant though), to say they were childish most times.
They might have reasons for not showing up, but i think they're both playing the caution card on each other.
Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Ladies Act The Way They Do by daveP(m): 11:09pm On Dec 28, 2015
Nice one Sir Emusmith


those that await their friend's or besties advice before they go ahead with the guy.


Only to dump the said bestie or keep distance when she 1st the bestie to tie the wedding knots. So ironic. smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse And Why? by daveP(m): 2:22pm On Dec 28, 2015
Laveda:
angry Why 1st? undecided
for the potion to work, i musnt collect any no. Till after 12:00am. I was adviced grin





Now jst ignore. Doesnt need to be that defined. Expecting.... wink
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse And Why? by daveP(m): 1:51pm On Dec 28, 2015
Laveda:
Okay. grin..lemme have yours..I changed my phone
il take yours 1st and on the 1st of the year
Romance › Re: Describe Your Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by daveP(m): 1:31pm On Dec 28, 2015
Blake Shelton-Who are you when im not looking.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse And Why? by daveP(m): 1:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
Laveda:
Surprised? grin grin

You can't remember my mail i gave you?
rectificus mistakus grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse And Why? by daveP(m): 1:01pm On Dec 28, 2015
Laveda:
"But he was wounded for our transgressions,he was bruised for our iniquities. The chastisement of our peace was upon him; AND WITH HIS STRIPES WE ARE HEALED" smiley cheesy

Isaiah 53:5
(uses holy water to wash his face) Adonbilivit shocked angry


Last verse of Jude (24,25)
you've gat mail
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do You Follow The Nairalander(s) You Are Following? by daveP(m): 2:41am On Dec 28, 2015
Oh gawd!!


2/2 isnt coincidence. This is shocking. shocked


and they both made fphuh
Romance › Re: Official Romance Section End Of The Year Awards 2015 (nomination Thread) by daveP(m): 11:24pm On Dec 26, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]make dem come dey open thread for my head? cheesy

it's not a bad idea but the wahala too much. lipsrsealed[/color]
hehehe. Quiet lane is the best lane o. grin


Tmrw diaryland nominations go close. You don fill in?

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