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JigsawKillah:
oya help me do am this last time.


I am nice. How market?


Chimerase2 oya come out na
i nor dey fear you again

smh chinedu-ism. Market plenty!

lanicky:
Oh my gosh!!
I love chicken pie....oh thanks Dave

*drags the pie closer....bites a great part from it..."oh lala" licks lips and fingers*

(brings out clubsize spatula) when was the last time i told you to never act like Chinedu or omo when you see food? (drops it) i hope you enjoyed it? You 'downloadedl that faster than usain bolt. (looks at storeroom) hmm if only you dey chop for this house, i give 2weeks for the store to get empty(looks) just no dey show for body, some part steal am over the other parts sha (wipes hand with napkin and drinks a cup o' hollandia milk. Watches as she enters room 6)

matilda cassanova!!

AfricanApple:
if that was an homework, is this now a test?

lets just quickly end it in toto. Dont wana stretch it. Youre stalling eo!

Truckpusher:
Blood of the lamb!!!!.

Na DaveP get that load ?

I want to help as a good citizen .

our last meet na ontop woman. And now again na ontop the same mata nawa o


i heard something!! (rolls up sleeves)

Trypa:
Like seriously? Dis d only pple u can remenber right u will met mi inside NO SEX for U dis night n food also divorce bell is ring

saving the best for the last. Its been long you use that to threaten me. Oya no vex!! (holds her hand)

Where dem chelsea fans here.

Away teams have this week eo!!

Norenal:
smiles** Nice intro Ma'am

(walks in quietly) erm..... You're welcome to the Lanicky e-fam, the biggest and best right here on nl. Tis a pleasure. If you were just checking diff busstops out, il say, you've landed at the RIGHT one!! (shakes her hand) mind coming with me, lemme show you around (a manservant takes her belongings. She objects) oh that, dont worry. Twill be safe. Lets go...


This is the gallery and the pic frames made of mahogany material are the pix of all members since we began.

We have...


Sis Charijee- a personality of warmth and fun

Dre11-a soon2be Senator, wonderful, smarter than smart Adeymi

Sis Cheripet- far away in Australia (dont mind me)

seunfavour- the busiest cos of work. If she lands here again, this place would be oooh la la.

JeffreyJamez-la bf la Charijee

Lanicky- she is the landlady, stays most times in room 6!

Jigsawkillah-you know him already. Can teach you a thing or two regards music.

SexySapphire, Starshyne, Sassybae- 3 sis from different mothers

toniro, Immortalvoices-wow, la gifted la cool

kinglekan- (frowns and smile)

Kingtom-The chris tucker of this family. Ama have plans to dethrone him soon


Tomfrench- Current Mr Nairaland (she rolls her eyes) oh what was that about? Okay...

Logodwhiz-Tech expert. My bestie

ggrin- ask KingT.om

these are the few i can mention for now. This mansion contains 16rooms enough for 50people at once wit lots o' space.

Still have more as time goes by.


Rules later. Feel absolutely free to mingle. Dont be so choosy. Just free.


Im the chief chef, doing ma round of job. You'l meet Gustavo later. Gracias. And welcome (violin band plays 'welcome la bella')

AfricanApple:
hehehehe, both are okay but if anything, I can relate better with the first

so simple an answer? Youve no done your homework then.

1)best verse?

2)which line stuck a chord?

3) the one you liked better- 1st(your ans)


(rubs fingers expectantly)

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]my mouth e paining mi[/color]

hmm. Since yesterday?

Both were for you!!! Surprised you thought only 1 was. Lets get started anyway. (to myself) she don enter one chance papapa.

AfricanApple:
only one was referred to me, so how come I'm to choose between two

redgem:
Awww......thanks darling

rem, if you need any stomach favors, just whistle!! Jussssst whistle my name!!

JigsawKillah:
hahaha
reminds me of an old pal but his actual words are: you neba chi chom tin


Dave can vouch for me, that I'm a good guy. Dre1 too.

hmm this one wey you say you are newcomer. Na secondary school person dey do that one for 3weeks, before hin go say 'i belong'

erm i noticed when she entered. For once just try do the intro yourself. Or you still wan claim newcomer forever?


Im good. Howz life at your side?


Wait why you dey hide behind me, your crush don show face? Oh chimerase2 wan dagger you? Here take (open CUTlery collection) choose your weapons (tries one out) this is flungable..... Grow some balls man

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Nice poem tryp a....extend this love to dave o [/color]

why did you bend your mouth like that?

JigsawKillah:
Dave baba

Jigsaw Omo!!

lanicky:
Bring it out joh...what are you opening and closing? Lol

opening and closing. Hmm (looks well and brings it out) chicken pie

lanicky:
Yeah...we're. Thought I told you.

I'm sorry dear...I was only joking

thought? Next time dont thought. Always confirm and remember. Twill matter someday. Just hearing this.


(narrows eyes at her) shhhhh. Now no one must know. Close those doors. Gracias (brings it out, hears footsteps and closes it back)


toniro, howdy. This your long holiday-nawao.

lanicky:
Hehe...Dunno what you're talking about

Who's Gustavo.

like seriously? (drops butcher's knife, washes hands and removes apron, sets it on its stand and walks out of the culinary)

saw the d.p, not big as before. School is good o. Boasting don reduce. So her big sis and you are both in same school?


Wantu know if you need my 'services' as before. Charijee must here this

redgem:
Feeling cold apart from that, I'm fine....how are you? Seems there are new family members I've not met

(raises eyebrows)

lanicky:
What secret secret...you must be high again.

denial!! Funny you. Huh? If im high, then you mustu be low i guess! Dont use style and deny. (throws knife to close back the cupboard she attempts to open). I told you, [size=48]Just ask!![/size] Gustavo's coming next week tuesday.

TRADELYN:
That's fine.
Kanayo O. Kanayo might join them soon. I met him few months ago at University of Abuja studying Law.

>>Greater success to you all.

i believe this. Yeah, a nairalander had this- a pic of her and KOK as her d.p!!

wristbangle:
Hahaha. I hate that sound mehn. Quiki Quiki.

and a hole in the floor of the car, youl be seeing the road and potholes under you. Very lovely scenery, but not on a rainy day . Make i stop here. lol

AfricanApple:
you gotta link me again, so that I can reread it

but this period you brought this food eh bad o, see my throat as e dey dance

a lil assignment, go thru your mentions. Twill be there. My diary

hope thy sleep speaketh that which was peaceful and sweet?

LadyBoss1:
Still waiting for ur explanation o

yeah,good a.m. il brb. (to myself) gatz say this while it lasts.....

wristbangle:
Lol, That's why I said u can add urs . Yes I am aware iwo road old men drive datsun alot.

and the over-panel-beated body structure that shakes every second as they drive, making a funny sound like 'quiku quiku quiku'
The day the last datsun seize to exist there...... Wait no, i think its relical!!

good a.m

wristbangle:
Very Very brother and the AC is superb.

i didnt see Datsun there. Iwo road is its haven!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Don't tell me....I can read the signs [/color]

you saw it and frowned? Nawa o.

https://www.nairaland.com/2557770/things-dont-consciously-appreciate-like#37399985

AfricanApple:
yes we can

I'm sure you are used to late response by now

still adjusting, not yet used to. (drops a tray in front of her) maybe after today, i can.


So where do i start (notices a beam on her face) uh, yeah, tis all for ya.


The lines you liked the most


which of the two you prefer more?


Which verse stuck a chord?

we can start from there

Sassybae:
Yummy..toasted bread...thanks dave

twas for the cold. Anyday na!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Interesting....don't tell me you're attracted to her [/color]

okay i wont tell you that!! Cool?

just saw and was wow. (looks sideways to avoid 3rdparty)

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]I think lanicky is occupied sha
Sorry bout that....ermm davep, do something here[/color]

occupied wit pixels for now. TY may come in two days to use the mansion's main gallery. Unused for quite sometime!!

LadyBoss1:
Lol noo jack deactivated dat account dats y


But come i dont get the second line

erm...... You mean its not clear enough? Il explain

Sassybae:
Hehe lol thanks

Dave?

(hears his name and walks towards the dinning where she pings) (clears throat, and drops some goodies) this would do Sassy!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]What I do o [/color]

you said 'look who we have ere' and i looked. And i was boltstruck when me eyes behold what it sees!

is she just here for jacksparow or not? Cos she just blew......... Away a)my heart b)my hat c)my hearth!


1bosslady

https://www.nairaland.com/2557770/things-dont-consciously-appreciate-like#37399985


(goes back to prepare supper)