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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by daveP(m): 1:59am On Aug 21, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Not your fault. Your original footie knowlegdge is a year old, the other knowledge you've got, are complete sports inspired.
grin grin hmmm 8%loading

Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actresses And Their Range Rovers (PHOTOS) by daveP(m): 12:23am On Aug 21, 2015
Sugar-daddyism@ influential work!!
Literature › Re: Use This First Line To Continue A Story: Writing Prompt by daveP(m): 10:13pm On Aug 20, 2015
KingTom:
You for turn the goat to astronaut I.e spacegoat grin
ah, iyen lagbara die. Obuko ton fo ninu spaceship ke? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:04pm On Aug 20, 2015
lanicky:
Funny dreams of chocolates and lotta goodies...*wnks* talk about daveP's magic grin

How's your day going?
hmm, its raining hard, so have this to shimmer the rimmer!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:55pm On Aug 20, 2015
lanicky:
I said *stuttering* em...em....I said ion like woooing stuff and besides, em....em... cry lipsrsealed
(looks at her as she shivers on the spot like Labake did weeks back when she diverted cash meant for beef supply) ehen, besides what?? shocked
Literature › Re: Use This First Line To Continue A Story: Writing Prompt by daveP(m): 9:48pm On Aug 20, 2015
KingTom:
She smiled and turned left, aware that no other had the thick billy goat scent like Ademola. It must be him she thought, she closed her eyes and proceeded to plant a hot juicy kiss on the succulent lips of her lover, she did but something was wrong, he tasted different, could it be? She opened her eyes and shrieked in horror as she discovered that for the past 5 minutes she had been smooching Apam, one of her father's goats. The poor animal apparently traumatized by the situation had proceeded to rain droppings all over the floor and was sweating profusely. Both looked at each other as if to say; lets never speak of this again. Each went their separate ways, a molested ewure and a shocked maiden.






Cc: Master Dave p, have I delivered? grin
lmai


wait Goat dey bear Apam, i think say na only Gidado be the alias of goats, billy or nanny-wise!!


Aspa the tori, you delivered!!

I wish it was a 'come and contunu from where the last poster stopped with lil diversion' kinda thread. Dem for hearam tonite!! grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia In Dangerous Blood by daveP(m): 12:00am On Aug 20, 2015
La click la bend northwest
Literature › Re: Use This First Line To Continue A Story: Writing Prompt by daveP(m): 11:58pm On Aug 19, 2015
Down the bush path, she met Ikenna, the brave, egg-chested lover. He was roasting some goat meat on a fireplace; obviously a Local initiative-picnic!!

Kingtom come and contunu
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Education › Re: If A Teacher Like This Is Found In Your Class, Will You Miss Class? by daveP(m): 11:51pm On Aug 19, 2015
DjAndroid:
How many times will you people post this picture on nairaland ?
grin repeatus threadicus
Sports › Re: Breaking News: Chelsea About To Sign £22m Pedro From Barcelona? by daveP(m): 11:08pm On Aug 19, 2015
Hmm nawa o


incase Mourinho is looking for who next to blame, pls bear this in mind!!

Celebrities › Re: Dating Davido Belittles Me—eniola Badmus by daveP(m): 11:01pm On Aug 19, 2015
Love the 1st pix.

If the OP wrote

Click here to see photos>>>

i would have typed: La click la last airbender. Nice one Eniola, flog him if he misbehaves sha!!
Sports › Re: Enyimba Vs Kano Pillars (1 - 0) On 19th August 2015 by daveP(m): 10:57pm On Aug 19, 2015
CFCfan:
14 matches to the title
to look@ the total points in relation to MP dey shame me.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by daveP(m): 10:29pm On Aug 19, 2015
tongue

Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by daveP(m): 10:19pm On Aug 19, 2015
KingTom:
Ishi love. How much do you want I'll do anythingembarassed
hmmm!

The elders of they land have spokun

Romance › Re: A Nairalander Said He Was The Most Handsome Man On Nairaland. You Agree? Photos by daveP(m): 10:14pm On Aug 19, 2015
Person wan try me tonite


(holds up laughter amidst heavy breathing; an effort to suppress it actually. Cant hold it any longer, bursts out laughing) grin

Sports › Re: Englishman Announces Superstar “has Agreed To Sign For Arsenal” by daveP(m): 10:10pm On Aug 19, 2015
redgem:
Yes......
whats your jersey num?

Also a fan. cheesy im 9
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:09pm On Aug 19, 2015
lanicky:
Hahahaha! You know ion like this kinda game *coughs*
(covers ear with cuntin wool) you said.
Music/Radio › Re: Where Did All The Inspirational Musicians Fade To? by daveP(m): 10:07pm On Aug 19, 2015
Raymondenyi:
Tell me it's real - is by Kci n Jojo. (not boyzII men)
lol, my bad! grin hehe that was inbtw a rush gracias
Romance › Re: Come In And Answer Truthfully by daveP(m): 8:42pm On Aug 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]hehehe...is it a PDF?[/color]
its the hardcopy i have, cant say. Il try find out sha.
Romance › Re: Come In And Answer Truthfully by daveP(m): 8:31pm On Aug 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
gringringringrin
lol


reading series 1-32 of a book called Phoenix force, inspiring the crime story side o' me. The way diff guns and their specs, youl wanna be actor against one boss somewhere.
Music/Radio › Re: Where Did All The Inspirational Musicians Fade To? by daveP(m): 8:27pm On Aug 19, 2015
Raymondenyi:
funny guy; u correct though...

Listening to "Dance with my father" by Luther V... right now i'm in 3rd heaven, I'm dancing with angels as I write this....
some o' my friends tease that i love old school(not that old school, i even have more new school, but unforgetable old school) e.g


Buy me a rose

Time after Time-Cyndi Lauper

3)any song by lighthouse family or Tunde Baiyewu

4)cher-Believe

5)Phil Collins-Find a way into my heart

6) Jimmy Cliff-Sunshinning Day

7)Boys2men-Tell me its real(my yunga bro kept singing it and twas annoying to the extent i knew the lyrics and sang it unknowingly one day- downloaded it afterwards



still a critic of most lyrics in nollywood
Romance › Re: Come In And Answer Truthfully by daveP(m): 8:21pm On Aug 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I go use am for my next story. grin[/color]
i no wan be detective wey just dey sleep for counter in the station eo. And if i am, i wan work side by side with marie...... (thunder strikes b4 he completes the name)
Celebrities › Re: If Flavour Asks Me Out, My Answer Will Be… – Chidimma by daveP(m): 8:20pm On Aug 19, 2015
If i meet miss kedike, she'l know im serious. Wait she just confess say those around her no dey serious? shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Vs Karrueche Tran. Who Rocked The Khaki Jumpsuit Better???? by daveP(m): 8:16pm On Aug 19, 2015
Rita!!!

Hmm abeg make person give her a comeback to strike hard in the movie world!!


And tha husband to be still on his knees on a mountain.... Connnect by faya!!
Romance › Re: Come In And Answer Truthfully by daveP(m): 8:08pm On Aug 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol,,i go continue am tomorrow. grin[/color]
okay, expecting!! (whispers) abeg no try use my name atall atall eo grin
Politics › Re: TOO BAD!!! Ambode Removes Fashola’s Name From List Of Lagos Past Governors by daveP(m): 8:06pm On Aug 19, 2015
This playwright is looking like the one that happened to the late Awo and how he ended. Which means Jagaban's radar of bulgy-rotor ministry is about to crash!!

(to myself) when the empire's over, i hope the new one doesnt look like a copy and paste of the 1st and the 2nd(the current one)


wont be surprised if ambode en PMB face the same line of stuff b4 tenure expires! Crappy, sad tune playing
Romance › Re: Come In And Answer Truthfully by daveP(m): 8:02pm On Aug 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol,,yea I know the real story. cheesy[/color]
lol

okay wetin police con do after they arrive the cult clash scene@tori


wasnt invited. Just crashed on it and read till last update. Abi fire don quench. I fit contunu if you dont mind grin nice one
Romance › Re: Come In And Answer Truthfully by daveP(m): 7:55pm On Aug 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]The both of them are silly immature kids.

The girl is a dumbfuck for thinking writing a phone number on a naira note attaches any importance to her.

And the boy was stùpid for actually accepting the money from the bìtch and still tearing it.

Two stùpid mofos! undecided[/color]
lol this one noe be boxing ring type now. Besides the tori was switched


the original version, the lady is the one that tore the num out grin
Sports › Re: Englishman Announces Superstar “has Agreed To Sign For Arsenal” by daveP(m): 7:50pm On Aug 19, 2015
redgem:
How true is this?
its true, its passed the speculation line on the transfer scale.

m.goal.com

are you an Arsenal Fan? shocked
Music/Radio › Re: Where Did All The Inspirational Musicians Fade To? by daveP(m): 7:48pm On Aug 19, 2015
C ask PMB what that C stands for!


The beat era is what we are right now in Africa.


Create beat and sing trash into it then shoot quality video for it. Thats all you need now. Smh

imagine someone just saying dollar, lira, naira, shillings,pounds repeatedly in the chorus!! Crappy Beats era!!
Sports › Re: Englishman Announces Superstar “has Agreed To Sign For Arsenal” by daveP(m): 7:42pm On Aug 19, 2015
Wenger wont feel comfort if not more than one frenchman is at the Emirates.

Bye Sagna, Benzema replaces you.
(Giroud is 2nd, Debuchy 3rd)
Ask Diaby, Thiery and Viera!! Even Anelka and Gallas.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:49pm On Aug 19, 2015
(gives her and countunus meat pie. Watches as she grabs some bounty choc on the table)hmm
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Sure, lemme have the cash grin[/color]

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