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Properties › Re: Have You Slept In A Building Like This? by daveP(m): 12:39pm On Aug 19, 2015
No, but this kind and format- capital YES

Romance › Re: Just Look At This by daveP(m): 12:20pm On Aug 19, 2015
AfricanApple:
na the one wey them don use e suppose dey chop
ahem!


Erm, tell me you didnt even see or saw it?
Politics › Re: Atlast Buhari Finally Moves To Probe The Sole God Father Obasanjo by daveP(m): 11:58am On Aug 19, 2015
If its true, by now FFK would have started talking by now. So for now..... Lie of the 1960!!!
Celebrities › Re: Kanu Nwankwo In Big Trouble by daveP(m): 11:55am On Aug 19, 2015
La click la last airbender!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:55am On Aug 19, 2015
lanicky:
Wohhoooooo! *salivating*

Oh my Lips....I mean Gotch....*speaking cin tongues*

"Thisismeatabisuyashekrabo* lol

Thanks Dave grin

Wooing ....ehn ki won ma se lo na
you think youl escape this year's own. Go woo Dave maybe na true say you to shying for real life. But i wan prove them wrong. Na game.....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:53am On Aug 19, 2015
lanicky:
You ehn.....

Okay I've got it.
pix or adonbilivit! Besides the freezer's empty. We gats refill. Charijee's onto that sha.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:52am On Aug 19, 2015
avaa:
Hehehe...bro. Ma popsi no reach Micheal Jordan for height, so no magic food fit do am for me. Make I stay kampe wit ma semo and vegetable.
just say una to like d okele content! You fit alter that height so no use style paint lie for here grin

na just 3weeks o.


Chai tell me say that soup no go finish for 1st wrap, then Bingo and Jack go ransack the rest inasmuch it has oil stains on it. grin grin good a.m
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:49am On Aug 19, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Now you come....you're my man grin...ose grin[/color]
(counts out some notes) morning dear, i learnt youl be shopping this morning. How about you get to refill the freezer for us all with drinks? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Lwkmd Chaiii This Pastor Dey Vex (must See) by daveP(m): 7:10pm On Aug 18, 2015
KingTom:
Dave P the master! grin
dey do like say you no be boss!! grin grin


to write tori here again dey do me.... Make i reason am sha!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:07pm On Aug 18, 2015
avaa:
This one go make person purge o.
when you wan learn chop better food. Na food wey dey make oyinbo pikin tall in 3weeks you dey call that name? Chai.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lwkmd Chaiii This Pastor Dey Vex (must See) by daveP(m): 6:53pm On Aug 18, 2015
KingTom:
It must fall oya march devil! March am! grin
(dust fillls the entire atmosphere as this 'exercise' is done with clarified vigor beyond a boxer's strength. Some cough as pastor repeatedly shout ehen ehen between the marching. A standing fan on the altar exempts the pastor from the dust and loss of air experienced amongst the congregation. An old man dressed in white white(wait why be say all films dey use the term 'white-white' grin to let you know say na angel) shakes his head and leaves!)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:48pm On Aug 18, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]dave warriz this huh....gimme naija food joor grin grin[/color]
huh, so you go form pojege for tummy ba? ..... (sound of fried meat and its eatable aroma permeate the air.)

Romance › Re: Shocking !!!: I Enjoyed Sex With My Brother Today.. by daveP(m): 6:44pm On Aug 18, 2015
naijaboiy:
gringringrin
how your side now!


grin grin


are you in? Lol
Politics › Re: Gov. Amosun, Bola Tinubu In Cold War by daveP(m): 4:48pm On Aug 18, 2015
Oh, so Mr high tower hat and bulgy eyes have taken to the ring.



I doubt both have K.O capabilities
Christianity Etc › Re: Lwkmd Chaiii This Pastor Dey Vex (must See) by daveP(m): 4:42pm On Aug 18, 2015
KingTom:
Your husband is here waiting! Come and get him!!

That witch must die!!!

These two dey big billboard then for Calabar. grin
the look on the faces of the pastors themselves.... grin grin big bag o' money carted in 'appreciation'



these themes nawa o grin grin grin


No Osama can stop me(use agrressive hoarse and coarse accent to say it)


That Castle must fall

grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Most Expensive Jet Fighter F-35 Slammed In New Report by daveP(m): 4:39pm On Aug 18, 2015
Closer to Meggiddo Part 1
Politics › Re: INCREDIBLE ; See What A Man Does To Attract Government's Attention To Potholes. by daveP(m): 4:36pm On Aug 18, 2015
The guy is right, that is the perfect description of a pothole.


Here i think calling them pothole is an understatement to be frank


it should be called "Cauldron-Potholes"
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:30pm On Aug 18, 2015
lanicky:
Hi sweet sis grin

Oh well good for you....*rolls eyes* I'm fvcking jealous cry cry
lol



just take 70box en get a bottle of sweppes bitter lemon as an appetizer.....then we can start from there. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Stuns In Red Outfit Shows Cleavages by daveP(m): 4:25pm On Aug 18, 2015
steppin:
The only thing I can see in the picture is a lady with breastts as flat as a plank.
i thought you would have said its the fire extinguisher instead!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Lwkmd Chaiii This Pastor Dey Vex (must See) by daveP(m): 4:18pm On Aug 18, 2015
KingTom:
my God! shocked grin
there's one annual one in where i stay tagged


"Deliver me from my mother"



grin grin grin grin



i no fit laugh!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:14pm On Aug 18, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Hello dearest princess kiss

Davep is spoiling me with food o grin
[/color]
shhhhhh....

Romance › Re: Shocking !!!: I Enjoyed Sex With My Brother Today.. by daveP(m): 3:04pm On Aug 18, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]And that's the picture of the girl? huhundecided[/color]
some bloggers need brain reset. Pls join me in the 'la click la bend' crew till month end.


The pix and the story NEVER EVER correlate!! For the pass 15years.
Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 2:54pm On Aug 18, 2015
EggovinMma:
Well, we in no way giving such reasons. This is what I read from guys on here.They love to be raped by pretty ladies. grin
that one is just mouthmaking. These set of guys look at the actual victims as "dulling" so they brag etc, but its facade. smiley
its this crew that like two-threesomes....
Science/Technology › Re: Man Chats With Astronauts At The International Space Station Using A Ham Radio by daveP(m): 2:51pm On Aug 18, 2015
I love this!



Iffai here say Nig go quickly rush go queue to order for, etc.....
Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 2:46pm On Aug 18, 2015
Creamish:
Is the punishment gender-specific?
not really, just saying the ones caught so far and punished are the male criminals. I dont wanna bridge a gap here, cos its not my thing. But so far, more efforts should be made to ensure All get the cup of coffee they deserve
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:43pm On Aug 18, 2015
lanicky:
*flops him on the chest* getmemyownAsap!!!!!!!!!

Howdy? Iyaf miss you gan grin
tonight is the night. Our room don dirty taya(points @ room 6) and besides have this(give her an MoU file)


i learnt the wooing challenge is on.... Hmmm

Music/Radio › Re: Some Weird And Hilarious Nigerian Lyrics . by daveP(m): 2:33pm On Aug 18, 2015
iyke926:
That's why I love Asa and Modenine. They don't do shitty songs with meaningless lyrics.
if Praiz was in Hollywood, he'l be the biggest thing reigning (John Legend style)


but here if you dont do beat and sing rubbish lyrics, career don crash ask Chuddy K.


Question is why not sing confirm lyrics for the high quality videos we are doing in the last 4years(vid quality increases and lyrics quality decreases)?


Wizkid freestyling crap and expect award. Davido soon to join.


This issue had been always silenced by the 'he don make money pass you' crew smh
Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 2:07pm On Aug 18, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
It all boils down to orientation. Like I said, it isn't about feminist or females avoiding the topic. No sane human would neglect the molestation of his/her male child.
Lets stop shifting blames, you guys should help us teach your younger brother and co to be vocal while we do our part.
well so far, ive been doing my part. But we know the brother-brother link on this matter is low worldwide. If there is, what bro Fred can do in retaliation...... Lemme pause there. But let all parents, as Creamish has said stand up and stage a front without divided focus, that way, things go better!
Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 2:02pm On Aug 18, 2015
Creamish:
The awareness should be created so parents will know to check up on all their kids (whether male or female). This isn't a battle of who wins the rape argument but a battle against rapists in general.
good talk




(one hand in pocket though) in war strategy, you reduce the number of footmen challenging a front of 'less concern' to focus more on the front that stands greater risk/threat to a battle line.


That is just how well i can describe this issue so far


the ladies' aspect is given more 'footmen' and the allegedly 'less concern' the male aspect, actually is overlook cos the enemy line dont make much of a threat(not much noise) according to the General.


Then a second question- if the female perpetrators are caught, what is the laid down punishment for them. The male ones have 7-9punishments already on ground last time i checked
Christianity Etc › Re: Lwkmd Chaiii This Pastor Dey Vex (must See) by daveP(m): 1:53pm On Aug 18, 2015
otijah:
Killing ur enemies with catapult, I dnt think he is fully prepared for the crusade
grin grin grin grin


cc Tomfrench, Kingtom
Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 1:47pm On Aug 18, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
hehehe
Na fight? You haven't given it a trial.
lol


The history mr micheal taught me is still fresh, most wars were caused by woman matter. If we let men fight for men and vice versa, the ladies would die faster than the guys . Reason= Just strategy! Me no say no be fight o. Okpongita missing you no be small! smiley
Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 1:38pm On Aug 18, 2015
EggovinMma:
BUT several niggars here are praying to be raped . Some even threatened to go to "female rape streets" with condoms.
that is one of the overflogged reasons given by most ladies when it concerns guys and the ra.pe issue.

And its not true. "praying"?? (i get your context either way)


that one is willingly and not = when 3-4ladies just pounce on you unaware and have their way.

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