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Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 1:32pm On Aug 18, 2015
QueenEdna:
So sorry to all of ya guys in d house dt was raped by a lady, bt at least its better than being raped by a fellow Man.....

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:29pm On Aug 18, 2015
lanicky:
Dave! shocked

*sacarsm* I've never had this kind of heart piercing, mouth watering, stomach rumbling, face sweating and eyes popping food in my life. tongue
oh i seee, this was mouth watering and all you took was a cup of water to quench the thirst and the stomach rumbling? grin (sacarsm as well) bawo ni? Im here
Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 1:23pm On Aug 18, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
Good.
Then you guys should start your own association, stop bothering about feminist. It's pretty obvious they are more concerned about females.
Let men fight for men.
Twill do no good overall!!
Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 1:19pm On Aug 18, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
Exactly


They feel guys are robots void of emotions... forgetting we're humans with feelings too.
ive noticed the idea that if he cums, then its no longer rap.e, but my own is 'against his her will' should be more appropriate for both sides. That cum theory is loopsided a view! But as this mata dey... Definition on definition no go let pple see beyond just mere exaggeration of facts.

(leans back on cushion)
Romance › Re: Ladies Come And Defend This Abeg by daveP(m): 1:14pm On Aug 18, 2015
Dahjhi:
Help me tell Redgem o grin
she knows joor, she's whispered to me that she was just kidding!!
Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 1:13pm On Aug 18, 2015
Teempakguy:
Okay, so I guess this means one thing . . . men and women can never be equal . . . like seriously, look at the number of guys here confessing to molestation, and it-s like we're sharing jokes. grin
In the end, the difference is biological. Our biological differences which grant men partial superiority.

Okay fine.I'm being a male chauvinist here. But come on! Give a guy a break Na. I've got this huge ego to maintain. tongue
some tend to share it jokingly (d reason i dont know) but that doesnt undermine the fact that its very high out there. Lol@huge ego
Family › Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by daveP(m): 1:10pm On Aug 18, 2015
Had this junior that i noticed was too fragile. He later opened up en said he was raped by an aunt. Since then he couldnt behave manly or like his male folks again.


If he wants to get even a biro from a female adult or a huger classmate, he wont go unless he was escorted.


See the fact is that the outcry is more on the female side, but the ladies get over this than the guys. The expectation that it could have been enjoyed by the guy is so digusting a thought and uncalled for.


Many ladies came out of this stuff years later, but the guys, some have muscles, packs, built BUT it still vivid and frightens them.


Still looking for a constructive contribution from the ladies.......
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii - Ladies Pick Your Men!!! by daveP(m): 12:32am On Aug 18, 2015
I must be wooed this time around wetin


(reminiscenes what Ta and Lux did last edition)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:50pm On Aug 17, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Eh......hen! grin now you come grin.....Thanks dave[/color]
smiles


cee ya tmrw.... Watches as she rides off and waves
Events › Re: Happy Birthday Kinglekan by daveP(m): 11:43pm On Aug 17, 2015
KingTom:
I may be good, but daveP is still the mastergrin
grin grin grin grin grin
chai, na you still be boss o!!! Long time no see. I don landa finally. Na to dey fire from all cylinders remain!! Okiri na miss posting on NL grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:30pm On Aug 17, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]yummy yummy but where's the chicken na? wink[/color]

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Kinglekan by daveP(m):
KingTom:
Na Pete Edochie and Chiwetalu Agu, Nkem Owoh etc Na them cause am grin
(an agile looking man with kwashiorkoric tendencies rushes towards the meeting point blowing a flute with undiversified clarity. A gongman comes right behind him and proceeds in back and forth pattern till they both reach the igwe. Boring flute play stops as some elders are unmoved by the music) grin


Chiwetel: is this the man they said was the best tune maker in Ochuru clan? (spoils mouth)

(unaware of the jibe, the kwashiokoric flutist beam and flex his muscles, happily puts flute to mouth to contunu) grin


Pete edochie: Enough of that tune that killed my parrot when i went to the evil forest!!! (to late to retrieve secret)


all: evil forest?? shocked shockedshocked


curtains fall
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii - Ladies Pick Your Men!!! by daveP(m): 11:16pm On Aug 17, 2015
Dygeasy:
Alright People!! We've brought to you, dear Nairalanders, the Seventh Edition of the Foremost Romance Game on Nairaland, The Wooing Challenge. and I am your host, DYGEASY, Co-Hosting this with me are the Handsome Mr. Nairaland TOMFRENCH[b] and beautiful Miss Nairaland and [b]TOHPAHZ wink.


HOW IT WORKS

* An interested female participant picks any man to be wooed. E.G, I, Tohpazh wish to woo Tomfrench.

* Earns herself a SLOT along with another lady as challenger(s) e.g, I,Twaci Challenge Tohpahz. I wish to woo Tomfrench too.

*On the day of the main event the participants drop their Wooing lines on the thread which will be created for the purpose. The man being wooed comes on to make a choice based on the lines of his wooers and then announces his choice there and then on that thread. Everything happens live. NO BACKGROUND STUNTS, NO BACKSTAGE PERFORMANCES. IT ALL GOES DOWN HERE AND LIVE TOO.




LADIES PLEASE NOTE

* Any man you pick must be an active user of the forum. Don't pick a man who hardly is online.

* If the man picked isn't available that day, you will be auto re-sloted.


* Alloting SLOT is gonna be based on first-to-indicate.




NOTE


All stunts here can be "pushed" offline only by personal decision of both parties.


So ladies, if you've got GAME, STYLE, CONFIDENCE and MAGIC in your wrist to write words capable of WINNING any gentleman's HEART, please declare your intentions NOW!!!
(in pascal amanfo's accent) My oh my ochowinim missing cos of exam!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:13pm On Aug 17, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]lol drop me down gently grin....so you have plans for us relocating?....
Do we have to wait for gustavo before we eat?
[/color]
erm... We all know that is true, but there's always exceptions, however done in a tight corner/time...

Romance › Re: Ladies Come And Defend This Abeg by daveP(m): 11:01pm On Aug 17, 2015
redgem:
Hahaha haha boring joor
lol ok, why is it boring to you, this can force a smile anyday you know.

Ive seen ladies with really pretty names still use this 'alias' of a thing and one wonders why. I think you know the line of thought im treading.....?


grin nawa for you sha
Sports › Re: Oliseh Unveils Team-list To Face Tanzania by daveP(m): 10:57pm On Aug 17, 2015
Nawa o

la click link la bend
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:54pm On Aug 17, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Hilarious grin cheesy....indeed you swept me off my feet cheesy..... missed ya too Dave.....We've been starving @family house.....[/color]
lol!! If you enjoy staying midair, then fine, but blood would stop flowing thru me arms and i might just drop you flat. grin


(leads her by the shoulder the way Morgan Freeman does in movies) dyu know what. Ama revive this spot and when we add 133 pages exact(i.e page 1500) am give farewell speech and we move to location new.!


For now, Gustavo's not around

he's up abroad tossing shillings en pounds


in a popular downtown eatery called....


Chef is around!!
Romance › Re: Ladies Come And Defend This Abeg by daveP(m): 10:13pm On Aug 17, 2015
redgem:
Boring..... Next please
Interesting...... Previous please!!!
Romance › Re: Ladies Come And Defend This Abeg by daveP(m): 10:08pm On Aug 17, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Sup dave? grin[/color]
lol see wonder!


(they both pause at the distance they initially sighted each other.)

me: is that you Chari?

Chari: Dave, Dave..... Dave, yeah its me....



Me: (moves forward steadily in her direction) come home to daddy


Chari: Like seriously: or you should come home to mama....(walk forward to meet him, turns to run as Dave rushes to her likewise, violin crescendo blast the air as they lock in a tight hug. He sweeps her off her feet and.........) Dave wake up, Barca is leading


Dave: (still hearing violin concerto sound) grin (hari, ive missed you!!

Im back now. This holiday's gonna be fun(bear hugs her as JJ watches hands akimbo in clarified wrath) grin grin


(they both turn back to a circle of bystanders who now applaud thuderously with oohhhh and whistling, Violin plays as camera rises above all heads to view the sky.... Like in tha movies) grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Come And Defend This Abeg by daveP(m): 4:04pm On Aug 17, 2015
Very true, i recall the father of one such girl in the compound i reside, came and asked after toluwalope. We were all like 'there's no tolu here'



after he described her, twas then we realized he was referring to 'Tracynita'


her father scolded her before he left(had this Jide Kosoko kinda look)


if EMS or DHL come like that now, or Angel from above, that's how they'l miss confirm package.
Romance › Re: When Your Fiance Says "Get Pregnant Or Forget About Wedding" by daveP(m): 3:27pm On Aug 17, 2015
The parents take the blame for this already common trend! Fil and mil wants to know. Fob and mob will wanna prove they have a well trained daughter and so, yield to the pressure.


I thought the altar would stop this trend by firing from all cylinders, but it seems the reasons given are so frightful that even when the priest or pastor says "if you know any.... Why these two cant be joined in holy matrimony, let him or her speak or FOREVER REMAIN SILENT!?!!"


HMM


ABOMINATION ON THE ALTAR WHERE TRUTH SHOULD BE UPHELD FOR ALL TO SEE AND FOLLOW!!


Funny enough, everyone will be smiling as if the question didnt carry weight or make sense. Seems its now only in movies that a guy or lady comes to protest the wedlock and the bride faints.
Romance › Re: When Your Fiance Says "Get Pregnant Or Forget About Wedding" by daveP(m): 3:21pm On Aug 17, 2015
ibkgab001:
That is really trending now


I support click "like"


Against click " share "


I predict Hye 's have it good morning NIGERIA
(in seyi law's accent) EEYAH!!!
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Flaunts Boobs In Cleavage-revealing Outfit (Photo) by daveP(m): 3:18pm On Aug 17, 2015
For the 1st time..... I love this.... And that keyboard style... smiley




we're still expecting her to unveil the fella that snaps the pix aaallllllllll this while?
Romance › Re: Couple Return To Their Honeymoon Spot 51 Years Later (see Photo) by daveP(m): 4:30pm On Aug 15, 2015
Olumo rock would do perhaps. grin But wait.... Honeymoon spot? They try o, same to that very rock!
Romance › Re: 16 Bitter Truths Every Lady Needs To Know by daveP(m): 4:23pm On Aug 15, 2015
Aspa no 16......




I have a friend, we talked, chatted, did things together, but we both knew we were just good friends.


Then she got engaged and started this attitude of setting distances to almost everything. Twas irritating to the core. Does getting engaged makes you cut off the rest of your world from relating with you? The way these ladies do it(adding 'maturity' to it makes you wana give them a brogue kick instanta)


was happy for her until she travelled to Jos and came back without the ring, but a big belly as sub. She needed my help more than ever then till she disappeared..... Smh
Properties › Re: Expensive Property Marked For Demolition In Kaduna (photos) by daveP(m): 3:42pm On Aug 15, 2015
klodike:
Bro you make sense here
Gracias! Too much waste of time and other resources.
...

Funny enough, i expect the owners of the structures to say who and who sold the land to them so they can be used as example (at least the thought of 'no be only me go go down, i gats carry them too') Its something we dont always hear.
Properties › Re: Expensive Property Marked For Demolition In Kaduna (photos) by daveP(m): 10:46am On Aug 15, 2015
lalasticlala:
This is serious ooo.


https://mobile.twitter.com/Elrufai4Kaduna/status/631116316959748097
since these are illegal, cant he just kinda reach an agreement with the owners and use these properties for the school that the land originally belongs to?


Demolition of this =5,000,000+cost of fuel for caterpillars+waste of focus and time total=10million worth

cost of now setting new foundation+school or hospital structure=100million


reach formal agreement and place a warning to these owners, now they know its on govt land, these should just give them something and leave d structures=5million


zealous fire, hope it burns still.


Holiday tinz! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:53am On Aug 15, 2015
Something like that. Just typed that joor.
JigsawKillah:
na rap u dey rap?

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