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QueenEdna:
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lanicky:oh i seee, this was mouth watering and all you took was a cup of water to quench the thirst and the stomach rumbling? (sacarsm as well) bawo ni? Im here |
Kachisbarbie:Twill do no good overall!! |
JeffreyJamez:ive noticed the idea that if he cums, then its no longer rap.e, but my own is 'against his her will' should be more appropriate for both sides. That cum theory is loopsided a view! But as this mata dey... Definition on definition no go let pple see beyond just mere exaggeration of facts. (leans back on cushion) |
Dahjhi:she knows joor, she's whispered to me that she was just kidding!! |
Teempakguy:some tend to share it jokingly (d reason i dont know) but that doesnt undermine the fact that its very high out there. Lol@huge ego |
Had this junior that i noticed was too fragile. He later opened up en said he was raped by an aunt. Since then he couldnt behave manly or like his male folks again. If he wants to get even a biro from a female adult or a huger classmate, he wont go unless he was escorted. See the fact is that the outcry is more on the female side, but the ladies get over this than the guys. The expectation that it could have been enjoyed by the guy is so digusting a thought and uncalled for. Many ladies came out of this stuff years later, but the guys, some have muscles, packs, built BUT it still vivid and frightens them. Still looking for a constructive contribution from the ladies....... |
I must be wooed this time around wetin (reminiscenes what Ta and Lux did last edition) |
charijee:smiles cee ya tmrw.... Watches as she rides off and waves |
KingTom: ![]() chai, na you still be boss o!!! Long time no see. I don landa finally. Na to dey fire from all cylinders remain!! Okiri na miss posting on NL ![]() |
charijee:
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KingTom:(an agile looking man with kwashiorkoric tendencies rushes towards the meeting point blowing a flute with undiversified clarity. A gongman comes right behind him and proceeds in back and forth pattern till they both reach the igwe. Boring flute play stops as some elders are unmoved by the music) ![]() Chiwetel: is this the man they said was the best tune maker in Ochuru clan? (spoils mouth) (unaware of the jibe, the kwashiokoric flutist beam and flex his muscles, happily puts flute to mouth to contunu) ![]() Pete edochie: Enough of that tune that killed my parrot when i went to the evil forest!!! (to late to retrieve secret) all: evil forest?? curtains fall |
Dygeasy:(in pascal amanfo's accent) My oh my ochowinim missing cos of exam! |
charijee:erm... We all know that is true, but there's always exceptions, however done in a tight corner/time...
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redgem:lol ok, why is it boring to you, this can force a smile anyday you know. Ive seen ladies with really pretty names still use this 'alias' of a thing and one wonders why. I think you know the line of thought im treading.....? nawa for you sha |
Nawa o la click link la bend |
charijee:lol!! If you enjoy staying midair, then fine, but blood would stop flowing thru me arms and i might just drop you flat. ![]() (leads her by the shoulder the way Morgan Freeman does in movies) dyu know what. Ama revive this spot and when we add 133 pages exact(i.e page 1500) am give farewell speech and we move to location new.! For now, Gustavo's not around he's up abroad tossing shillings en pounds in a popular downtown eatery called.... Chef is around!! |
redgem:Interesting...... Previous please!!! |
charijee:lol see wonder! (they both pause at the distance they initially sighted each other.) me: is that you Chari? Chari: Dave, Dave..... Dave, yeah its me.... Me: (moves forward steadily in her direction) come home to daddy Chari: Like seriously: or you should come home to mama....(walk forward to meet him, turns to run as Dave rushes to her likewise, violin crescendo blast the air as they lock in a tight hug. He sweeps her off her feet and.........) Dave wake up, Barca is leading Dave: (still hearing violin concerto sound) (hari, ive missed you!!Im back now. This holiday's gonna be fun(bear hugs her as JJ watches hands akimbo in clarified wrath) ![]() (they both turn back to a circle of bystanders who now applaud thuderously with oohhhh and whistling, Violin plays as camera rises above all heads to view the sky.... Like in tha movies) ![]() |
Very true, i recall the father of one such girl in the compound i reside, came and asked after toluwalope. We were all like 'there's no tolu here' after he described her, twas then we realized he was referring to 'Tracynita' her father scolded her before he left(had this Jide Kosoko kinda look) if EMS or DHL come like that now, or Angel from above, that's how they'l miss confirm package. |
The parents take the blame for this already common trend! Fil and mil wants to know. Fob and mob will wanna prove they have a well trained daughter and so, yield to the pressure. I thought the altar would stop this trend by firing from all cylinders, but it seems the reasons given are so frightful that even when the priest or pastor says "if you know any.... Why these two cant be joined in holy matrimony, let him or her speak or FOREVER REMAIN SILENT!?!!" HMM ABOMINATION ON THE ALTAR WHERE TRUTH SHOULD BE UPHELD FOR ALL TO SEE AND FOLLOW!! Funny enough, everyone will be smiling as if the question didnt carry weight or make sense. Seems its now only in movies that a guy or lady comes to protest the wedlock and the bride faints. |
ibkgab001:(in seyi law's accent) EEYAH!!! |
For the 1st time..... I love this.... And that keyboard style... ![]() we're still expecting her to unveil the fella that snaps the pix aaallllllllll this while? |
Olumo rock would do perhaps. But wait.... Honeymoon spot? They try o, same to that very rock! |
Aspa no 16...... I have a friend, we talked, chatted, did things together, but we both knew we were just good friends. Then she got engaged and started this attitude of setting distances to almost everything. Twas irritating to the core. Does getting engaged makes you cut off the rest of your world from relating with you? The way these ladies do it(adding 'maturity' to it makes you wana give them a brogue kick instanta) was happy for her until she travelled to Jos and came back without the ring, but a big belly as sub. She needed my help more than ever then till she disappeared..... Smh |
klodike:Gracias! Too much waste of time and other resources. ... Funny enough, i expect the owners of the structures to say who and who sold the land to them so they can be used as example (at least the thought of 'no be only me go go down, i gats carry them too') Its something we dont always hear. |
lalasticlala:since these are illegal, cant he just kinda reach an agreement with the owners and use these properties for the school that the land originally belongs to? Demolition of this =5,000,000+cost of fuel for caterpillars+waste of focus and time total=10million worth cost of now setting new foundation+school or hospital structure=100million reach formal agreement and place a warning to these owners, now they know its on govt land, these should just give them something and leave d structures=5million zealous fire, hope it burns still. Holiday tinz! ![]() |
Something like that. Just typed that joor. JigsawKillah: |
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(sacarsm as well) bawo ni? Im here
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....indeed you swept me off my feet 