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DebbyChris:
The best dancers crew fa, those ones can dance for Africa.

they can make you think you arent praising God very well. Do you belong to this crew?

LogoDWhiz:
The guys that come to church simply because they want to track a girl.
And those that come to church because a girl invited them and they want to impress.

Those that come to church for just 10 minutes.
Just to make an appearance and maybe to receive blessing.

Those that come to church only once and that the sunday before exams

why did i forget the bolded? Its always then that you know the true population of any fellowship!!

zyzxx:
The dress to kill crew

i thought they'l be a sub-crew under the latecomers. That way, the notice me is fully tuned up

Hmmm see how that soldier jump on his gaylover for a kiss!!

Campus Fellowship date way back half a century ago in Nigeria.


As its expansion is rapid, so also are the personalities, characters from all angles across the country. Many MOGs started from here and don't be surprised many more will still come from here amidst persecutions from different directions.

Here is a list of characters you'll definitely meet the moment you decide to join a fellowship, either as a fresher or as a full-student......



1) The Fiery Preacher: Usually a young man. When he mounts the pulpit, God's word become what it should be when in that situation-a two edged-sword. Sometimes you wonder why they don't just leave school and start a ministry, because many don't feel at ease with some of their 'doctrines' especially when at the end it's true. Such a young man(or a lady) catching you at the entrance to a club, hotel spells doom for you.


2) The Choir-Wannabes: This crew are so passionate about singing and have made up their minds of what they'll do once they get that coveted admission letter. The fact is they don't have the good voice to sing. They overlook that however. But imagine when they lead worship(faces squeezed)........ Thanks for doing that!


3) Time-Adherents: As you gradually go from one level to another, the urge to utilize time equally changes as well. They are one of the constant 'disturbances' to the excos of any fellowship simply because they have a valid argument. The way they leave once you share the Grace makes one wonder if its everyone they are fighting with.


4) 'Holy' Gossiper: Quite frankly, the ladies are known to own this category. But some guys fall under this category as well. You'll see them 'Chairmarking' for their Co-Gossiper(s). What do they even gossip about? From faults to beefs, etc within a fellowship. You wonder why i call it 'holy'? It because they never see it as a sin when they do so. The benefit of first hand info is usually with them. The moodswingers is a sub-group under this crew.



5) Latecomers: Ahhhh! When admonition, preaching is about to start, they walk in like nothing happened. Makes you wonder if that's all they come for. Some are warned until the President is tired of doing so. Mind you, they even live within the fellowship area. Despite that, they come late. And who observes they dress breathtakingly as well?



6) Always-singing: This crew always get on my nerves personally. They so love singing that if its Opening prayer-they sing. Praise and worship-they sing, Prayertime-singing, Binding demons, principalities-still singing!! I wonder if all one came to do is singing. But once they say pray, please do so. (one accord has only one meaning)



7) S.i.T: The speaking in tongues crew is the oldest in any campus fellowship in this country. They can make you afraid by the non-stop speaking in tongues. It however does'nt guarantee them an 'all holy' status, as SOME of them still do 'odd things' during school hours.


Toasters: Guys are most guilty. They track a particular sister and constantly pester her while she in return evangelizes to them, all to deaf ears. I learnt some fellowship leaders tell the ladies to use it to 'bring in souls'/their advantage. Dont be surprised if Kunle or I.k attends 5fellowhip meetings in a month.



9) Sister and Brother in the Lord: They are an example by their individual lifestyles. Calm, collected and exemplary. Makes you want to know more about them. They never compromise on and off campus. Every interstate program is/are always attended by them. Under this crew, you'll meet the true core of a campus fellowship. Only you get tired of their constant talking about the Bible after sometime if you are'nt the patient type.



10) The Introvert: They seem shy, and sometimes arrogant. They don't flow when everyone is. Sometimes only a senior member of an exco can make them express themselves before or after a meeting. The key to unlock this character, however is'nt farfetched.


11) Purchasers: They buy ANY book brought by any guest minister or the fellowship itself. Makes you wonder about the time they do read these books, especially when you know their schedule well. They also make you seem like you don't have cash to spare that moment.



12) i leave this spot open to suggestions and with explanations


Happy Sunday!!



Compiled by DaveP


cc: Lalasticlala

Jagaban aka BAT eyes bows wherever OBJ is concerned. See the simple tactics of placement he used to sidetract Big Eyes.


To balance the equation, Tinubu doesnt equal Awo's feat, he's beneath it.

My oh my!! RIP.



This gap will be felt all over SW just like the Lt Pa Adesanya's over Lag!

CaptPlanet:
Fine dean for what exactly?

Yeah Costa can't understand English but he knows his job and does it well. You can ask Gabriel

lol. Dean was in Mou's bad books years back. Seems today he's changed 'things' with the decisions made today.

Every Defender in Epl are always briefed on the strikers they are facing and Costa has a fury side, with tricks as well. So imo, il equally react like Gabby cos Costa was as usual doing his thing.

My coach however needs to restore the 'seniority level' we had in Thiery, Viera days.

CaptPlanet:
Please tell me the difference b/w the challenge that got Oscar booked and the challenge that earned Santi his second yellow

thanks for clarifying, Mike Dean must be fined!!! The English FA needs to step up from this stuff. I heard Costa doesnt understand English yet too?

[color=cyan]JJ dont vex o. Lol.

Naijaboiy does the moniker ends with an 'x'? [/color]

[color=cyan] The human heads that are used for every single consultation, hmm. Twill be dragged and more heads used also till they choose whoever.[/color]

[color=cyan] who else decoded the sitting arrangement like i did? I hope the poster below me have something meaningful[/color]

[color=cyan]RIP to him. This is a big contrast to the way burials are done in a Nigerian settings. The poster above me is right about he said in quotes [/color]

[color=cyan] I'l comfortably conclude this man loves his family, especially his daughter, even over OYO state. To all those under this Governor,




OYO LO WA O!![/color]

[color=cyan] I DIDNT EVEN LAUGH AT ANY OF THEM SEF




BUT IL BE LYING!![/color]

Chelsea fans thank your stars you win. I wouldnt have watched the match had it not been my club is playing them.

Unimpressed with Mike Dean and he will be fined IMO cos costa shouldave been in the dressing room since. The cazorla card wasnt a right call. But seems the rules before bagging a 2nd yellow have changed.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]*amebo mode activated* ......who







Dave spare my eyes with your font colour mbok [/color]

[color=cyan] this ameboic stint. Na starshine or laniki dash you. Font color? [/color] Good a.m

JeffreyJamez:
Firewood wey I still use cook last week.

[color=cyan] (narrows eyes) that does it then. I go try make i no mind her next time [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
You dey mind her?

[color=cyan]sure , a lil now. I however need proof from you now that you're here. Na true say firewood dey scare you? [/color]

To express your right in NIg, you must use a bit of force, if not brutal sef. That graduallu tilts and breeds revolt. They did something@ least. Aregbe boys ko, ogbeni babes ni!!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]I hear you ...correct African man, no mind all these ajebutters like JJ [/color]

[color=cyan] Lol abeg now. African Man wey sabi all fire? Just incase of emergency i learnt all. Gustavo musnt hear this please. If JJ catch you [/color]

Blue black.... Looks like a coven meeting.


That trashy thought usually used to excuse trashy dressing

"if her husband/mother is comfortable with it then let her be....."

(shrieks) Abasi mbong!!!


Chai. The fmifu breeds this kind of stuff and i dunno why.




Wait why are cutlasses meant for doom-usage ALWAYS kept under the bed and not in the kitchen?

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Lol so you know firewood? [/color]

lol


i know all posssible cooking fire name them. But Firewood.... Gives this erm... Undescribable feeling that your kitchen doesnt give

AreaFada2:
The way people shine teeth in burial selfies even make you wonder. Time was when a funeral was a sombre event. Now it's just another reason for Shakiti bobo & etighi dance steps.

a sorry issue. If only some dead ressurected@ some burials. @ shakiti



oyinbo movie- sad scary mood all about with traditional black always=what happens in their reality.


naija movie- weeping wailing, slapping of thighs. =opposite in reality

PrettySpicey:
shuo! see question. Before nko... lol

ayolight:
we stay in ekiti state. you can call the no on the echo report to verify from them. just ask them abt the child that came for echo on the 4th of this month frm ekiti state. or u can pay us a visit if u live close to us. God bless u. or u can as well visit children ward in ekiti state teaching hospital to ask abt d child that was reffered to osogbo for echo test.

i stay not far from teaching hospital. I wana help with the verification stuff. Dunno if its verified already. You said Children's ward and echo test to confirm? Okay........

English teacher in JSS. Cant describe her, everything. Just And she liked me too. Seems she knew.


And entire class knew to the extent that when she sent us to all kneel down on school assembly for one offence like that, they turned me SAN and she obliged instanta


Ss1-Physics teacher-a female corper. We adored her like a goodess. Couldnt help it. When i fell sick, she pestered my mates to know where i live. I told them not to. I paid for it though after 3weeks of illness(that fever bad gaan)....




A bearhug in front of jss3 which was in front of the staffroom also. The 'aaahhhh' that followed......


now na lecturer levels now- you're so close they think 'something' must be going on btw you two.

Cook it with firewood, it adds one attracting aroma to it

#only in Nig that a burial would look like a wedding reception to a passerby on okada, who may eventually stop and see the billboard of the deceased after entering! Topic for another day

Occultic ring or amulet cannot work on you if you are covered by the Blood.


It says "no weapon fashioned" i.e designed, carved, strategized.


These IB boys love those amulet stuff, very high usage amongst them.


There goes my 7000th post on Nl!!