₦airaland Forum

JigsawKillah:
Smh
I nor reach here before you o

lol. If i hear. Exams over in 4hours and i cross over to the next tower.

I leap like a kangoroo

gatz express my joy, thats true

chill there killah

see the james john and peter

calling you to climb your new tower

to reach there na thru God's power......

Nairalanders, permit me to revive the defunct, buried crew that proclaimed just one phrase of exclamation when we read such news.


12of such stories related to sexual perversion on fp in 3days and surely we all cant wait, but scream

(puts mic to large crowd watching)


Crowd: (in revived unison) [size=48pt]ENDTIME THINGS!!!![/size]


my oh my!

demicupid:
cool....thanks a bunch!!

the proper welcome by friday night. We'l all be present...

JeffreyJamez:
You no see ya life

you wey dey ask me that, when last you check on that life?

(draws out freshly carved choc-bar from the fridge)

JigsawKillah:
na so u take welcome me that year

see swint lie. I met you here now, haba!..... Wait o..... Friday nite lites.


How your side? Kelvingraphics boss. How you dey?

So boring! All now have abbreviation-ANC? Yawnnns



sport section is dry. All the topics i see these days are all betting topics. Is this the gambling section

Cc Havilah93
Cfcfan
Logodwhiz

Hmmm. Why didnt Everton put a weight resistance check on Yakubu and Anichebe when both were there. They look asif they both cant carry themselves during running again. Nice

demicupid:
I'm new here lanicky....wassup u guys

hmm. Demi-cupid! Youre welcome. The house is in transition, but still everly glowing and growing. Feel free to meet and enjoy yourselves.


Chef D

Reminds me of a man that sold men's suit in his shop and had been packing it to keep in our landlady's home after the day was far spent. For 3years he did this until my landlady(begruntled at Dr Fayemi, then Govr of Ekiti state on salary issues) found out that he was a staunch supporter of Dr Fayemi and Apc. She was onto the present Govr Fayose, and before you knew it, after exchanging a few discussion or "simple arguments", she warned him not to ever come keep his goods in her house again. He swore at her that when Apc won, he'l do yanga, etc. I watched cos their friends which were interlinked with these two formed two camps as a result and exaggerated versions of their lil discussion spread(rumormongery).

My dad had to step in at some point during the election and ensured they both stopped it. The reasons he gave were just exactly what Mizmycoli gave and they both quenched their fires.


It took 3months after Govr Fayose won before the interlinked friends realized these two were now friends again.


Since i counted 200+ cross carpeters since 2007, i saw these two parties, and the minor parties as well as ONE.


We fight till they enter the gates of the "ambushed city" but they lock us out and form a formation on the very walls that fought against us both and send down arrows to our detriment.

My Uncle would say "When Nigeria gets it absolutely right without the hitches we face today, the Late Fela Kuti's songs would lose relevance"


good a.m

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dont use brackets to set confusion, what the equation must look like before or after closing/opening the brackets must be the same, else confusion ruins the equation

pickabeau1:
You only called three players as crap


The whole team aside oxalade were crappy


Do you expect cede to solve the usual poor defensive setup of arsenal

i know, the ones that were obvious and d most annoying to watch were these 3. Ozil just wasnt himself. Giroud was just unable to connect.

JigsawKillah:
Smh

y'all should stop blamin' Cech

na magician?

Y'all expectin' him to teach Mertesacker how to cover? Or teach 'em how to clear the ball?

Adrian now looks like a better GK than Cech

i go blame am o. Forget the defensive errors, they were errors outside the box, which means the keeper can/must make up for it. But cech didnt. Bad timing, positioning. Yeah we played crap today-ozil and giroud and that debuchy that i dont know. But for me cech takes this blame. And no tikitaka today(midfield collapse=ozil).

Most of the good stuff the military era created for Nigerians' benefit are either dead or surviving neglect.

Nigeria Airways, Post Office, Airports, seaports and airplane mgt, SIO, PWB, Nepa and orderliness

vizkiz:
yeah, its ekiti again. All those shiit about them being intelligent is crap! Them no know book at all, na only pussay them sabi

vizkiz..... Dont go there atall.

Il classify this as fallacy of unwarranted generalization.

Happy bday to an iconic nairalander worthy of emulation left right en centre!! HBD CFCfan though belated!!!

Princecalm:
and that is why I Said we are peaceful because we won't dare such countries

either of two options: a country is loyal to one of the top five nuclear powers or against the other.


Security issues are created to bring about a turn to their direction for help and that way they buy loyalty from defence-less country. Usa and russia are good at this.

Nigeria tried to play both wayo and its stil backfiring till date.


Those peaceful countries are sympathetic to one of these nuclear powers. Or they have a co-secret program up their sleeves.

WorldWar3 loading.

Russian have more in numbers, USA have more in terms of sophistication. And an upgraded defence mechanism.


ICBM-Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles- this can be shot from russia or a country, fly into a continent, then maps out its target to destroy. They pass radars easily.


SAMs-Surface to Air Missiles: a short ranges, say country to country, state to state. Used to bring down other flying missiles or airplane, etc that penetrates their airspace. Its like history in warfare/kinda outdated. But the Isrealis have upgraded it to a height that its so effective and precise.


Waste of resources and life.

SLBM- hmm from sea to land ballistic. The one Mr Collins Powell did went wrong and the US reformed their law on this crappy, dangerous idea.


Overall. Thats why these countries are the most powerful. Powerful in evil intentions

Hypocrisis

tohpahz:
twaci dygeasy lanicky kelvingraphics omavik kingtom my Love..

tosyne2much dave.P

Happy new month to you all.

Gracias! Tis a pleasure. Mind if we take to the floor?(bows wit a stretched hand. Phil Collins' Find a way into my heart hits the airwaves) (looks sideways incase...)


@Twaci: i dunno, but im doing this and i wish i have a reason why. Hope youre good.

@Dyg: ahem when we hear from ear to ear what happened there. We have no choice that to 'ahem' longest time

@Kelv: can i jst slap d back of your head wit a touch of success?

@lanicky: to hear is wit the ear. But when we look where to hear.... Get set. Mines this month definitely.

@Tosyne2much: Nl's Mouth Mcfadden

@omavik en kingtom: e don tey small. How this month own go be? Like this-


hnm ty'all.

vizkiz:
why are these morafuckers above me complaining about network

BTW, there is something fishy about this akon nigga...why is he "meeting" everybody?
We need to set up a committee to look into that ASAP!

anywhere you see akon is suited up, he's there strictly for 'business" (defined or undefined) if he comes in bodyhug and jeans, its music. Jst wondering what type of serious business it is that jagaban has to be involved. Hmm

The NPF should discard... Its high time they discard the mentality that anyone in custody, criminal or not, will not talk/is not willing to talk until tortured, brutalized, beating is "administered".


Its so predictable and common that hardened criminals know what to expect once caught. Why not create 1)suspence 2) non-contact fear 3) pyschological approach 4) immediate bargain before interrogation 5)a clip to trigger the person's mindset, etc.


Oh i get, they are our friend, and still dont 'have time' and yet have that very time to cut one thick tree along aramoko/efon-alaaye axis to block the rock and extract colourful notes from drivers. Interesting!!!


Should i agree with US that our defence system truly violate human rights?

(whistles FUN's Carry On song)

Happy new month!!

(wind blows hard. Sign of coming rain. Runs for shelter)

From pg 1-4, fulenty arent practical with reality. Asin if it happens right now and you saw that up there?

Guys do think (just the same way Saidi Balogun thinks when he is in this kind of situo; hand on beard, a look up to heaven, back against the wall, rub head and smh)

Next they might reason her motive with rhetoric questions (Sunday Dagboru style),

and enter the kitchen, clear throat to register presence(Yemi Solade method)

when she turns either:

whistle and go for it with bulgy lust(pa james style) or hiss and exit(baba suwe style), or calmly call her and advice her with bible verses(bob manuel style) or shout at her and peep and do opposite(Jide kosoko)


but Joseph's style is best, whether she makes approach or not

(shaking head to Carry me ft Ikechukwu)Happy new month!

happy new month

elantraceey:
Nice tips .


And make sure you're looking presentable

hmm

herald9:
Every woman? Maybe you haven't heard of feminists

Her daughter will have to live with the fact that she doesn't have a dad.

At least not every kid out there has both mum and dad.

lol, femi wetin?

Yeah i know about that too. Just we have half-baked ones in naija. They cant 'sacrifice' all to be called total feminist. That's that sha.

Yet to see one that has NOTHING to do in contact with a man@least. And yeah, d kids would have to do without, but its imminent they need one. 90% of what parents do is cos of the kids d last time i checked(evil or good)

thats why i used 'crave'. Which means the urge is there, hidden or glaring.

We always see the underearth of issues that span decades, that's life- aNonymous


by now oyinbo pikin for don dey try matchmake mother with teacher or one guy like that

Older or younger, i like the feel of this

herald9:
Having somewhere to go is HOME.
Having someone to love (her daughter) is FAMILY.

And she has both..... That's a BLESSING...

What more can you ask for? Seems she's enjoying her single motherhood, unperturbed. That's why she's radiating like an early morning sun.

hmm. Not all that glitters...... 1st


and secondly, ive learnt to stop really defending celebs too much, making excuses for them. Yeah, human as we are. We doing d celebrating... But not enough to attain blame, spyglass focus. We all know EVERY WOMAN/MAN OUT THERE PRAYS TO SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES WITH THEIR SPOUSE AND KIDS, NOT ONE OF THE TWO OPTIONS!!! LETS LEAVE IT THERE.


her daughter cant but crave a father also rem!! Its pyschological!!

herald9:
She got a daughter, she got a home... what else does she want in a man?

herald. Lol

dont tell me that your definition of 'home'? Cos it starts with tangoing with two, then the child arrives=home. Not child arrives(within or without wedlock) and one of the two is no where to be found. Well i know why you call it that anyway. But in the long run...... (raises left eyebrow and shrugs)

rem its similar to saying a man has a daughter or son, and saying "what else does he need a woman for"

pretydiva:
I so luv dis babe I swear ..chaii..pretty as ever...forever young

(in lil wayne's cracky accent) these "qualities" dont last Forever......