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MizMyColi:
Looool
Dave!!!

Where have you been?
Ages since we met

(smooches beard) ahhh

lemme say curricula activities caused it. Now i have 32*24hrs to flex and regain ground......

Me: say dave don come back(puts mic to teeming crowd)

Crowd: (in willful and unified exuberance) E don come back!!!!


Me: (turns to her; shrugs) naso we see am o. Missed you too. Lemme see what im goina do.....

(wipes hands with napkin)

MizMyColi:

Dygeasy......you don turn perennial

Kachisbarbie - et position la high table di well deserved.

I will be observing proceedings from my bread fruit tree.

(waltz in with heavy, sharp-mouthed axe mainly for one purpose-TO CUT DOWN BREADFRUIT TREE. GIVES FIRST AND TREMBLING AXE-STRIKE TO TREE. LOOKS AT IMPACT, LICKS LIPS AND CONTUNUS)

I am think what i think i should think about what YOU EXPECT me to think while thinking is thinking on!!


(wipes hands with napkin)

Quote1:
We need protection from filling stations attendants

become friends with a pretty, well behaved female-attendant. Then pop up the question on how the pump works.


Wemimo sat me down for 25mins and explain alot o' secrets!!

ear-wrenching!

(wipes hands with napkin)

Eat healthy so you wont have what i call "THE PARROT'S NECK"

i.e to say, circular lines forming with concentration of fat around the neck!

farano:
How to get your crush to kiss you

**climbs mat*

(clears throat) ahem!

Business- beads, plastic and metals wrongly called jewelries.


Reasonable business-import and export via land.

Lucrative Business- electronics

10-20k/day business- Rayice and beans and Garium Hydroxide!!

Employ Chinedu with well-built physique to sieve the beans. Good to go!

naijaboiy:
you have already done some things with this other guy.

It just remains sex. Only God knows what those things are.

Please just leave that poor boy in abroad alone.

You clearly do not Love him

(replay cctv feed of how naijaboiy dropped "hardlines", bounces off with flied polo, he returns three mins later to join the queue of advisors; seems he still have more hard facts to drop. He sights cococandy standing hands akimbo and waves)

He buys you gala and viju or la casera in a go-slow, traffic jam and you settle for pure water- which isnt even pure

ClintonNzedimma:
i wonder how they got there.
Maybe they also want CHANGE

clinton


chai. See how those "He-gotennicals" stood gallant enjoying gallant and "royal" comfort, only for their mind!

Well i caught this "colleague" of theirs spying and yearning to be "Where dem goats be"

naijaboiy:
And you just sit there obeying everything.

That was how one time I went to a church with my cousin during the holidays and the pastor was preaching endlessly.

Hunger don dey fire me as I no chop before I comot house.

Service started at seven and it was already 10 with no sign of its end at all. I was feeling very dizzy and so I decided to go outside and rest in the car and maybe probably find something to eat outside before I faint there.

Immediately I stood up and was walking towards the back door I heard a loud cry.

"And that is one of the demons over there! They can appear in different forms,,this one is looking calm and presentable,,ushers bring him forward"

They brought me forward to the pastor and I was really confused on what to say.

My shouts of "i'm not a demon! I'm not a demon o" aggravated the whole issue.

If you see SLAP!

I just kept dumb and let them continue with their prayers.

I never went to that church with my cousin again.

jeez! (falls from bunk bed, opens mouth to cackle but no sound exits, but he still cackles) (imagines how John Cena's "attitude adjustment" would fit the pastors head)

lemme recall also, wait... You mean them call you daemon?


I recall going for a extended family prayer on a hill. We finished prayer and we sat to greet ourselves. Meanwhile a group had started prayer 20mins before we were through.

They werent praying as the "woli" wanted so he blurted out in anger....

Woli: (in hungry-man size exasperation of anger) Ma sepe fun gbogbo yin o.(il curse all of you o) And il back it up with my annointing!!


They were afraid and as we left, their voices rrrrrooooosee up to heaven aspa they no wan chop curse.

My aunt told me "That's not a man of God atall!!!

(wondering and pondering) wait dee, them call you daemon

Trypa:
JeezZ am seeing sky blue n Gold bt ma kid broda is sEeing white n Golden colour wat d Bleep


Jefferyjame.s, charije.e, che.ripret, dav.ep,princessch.i, d.re11, lanic.ky, cum n see confusion o

i saw black en blue.

iceberylin:
Guy you don burst me
Am thinking wah you taughing

(gunshot reverberates stunning him in the process) what bomb was that? "taughing" hmm

sweetylicious:
So someone knows me on Nairaland

off course, Observing from an angle does make you see alot. (shrugs) HNM

iceberylin:
A girl will only hate you if you dont give her Attention

(smooches beard and puts legs on tables;crosses them) erm ive observed quite(throws back right hand with blue pen in it, signifying official comfort) that you abuse the word "Attention" than it needs be. Im i thinking what i think you think you are thinking as im thinking?

This Squad na bam o!

Rivers Angels- representing women's football in Africa since Herbert Macauley grew his moustache

(chanting) WWE must hit fp o pls o. Yes o. Abeg o


me: You can smellllllll



crowd: What Lalasticlala is cooking!!