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tosyne2much:
Hahaha bros thanks for the compliment

10 Reasons Why I Chose To Remain In Stealth Mode

1. I don't condemn people when it comes to beauty/handsomeness

2. This kind of thread is uncalled for

3. Since this is NOT a beauty contest, It would trigger enmity between both parties

4. I'm so loving this thread

5. They are beautiful in their own way

6. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder

7. Profile picture is NOT a true measure of beauty

8. I'm observing every comment from my coconut tree just to get inspiration on what to post next

9. I'm busy scribbling things down here

10. Because I like both of them

Feel free to add yourz

(opens chopper door and takes a dive. Jots a thing or two in mid-air)

softysparky:
Please go buy sachet water.

(feels relieved) what ofio can do.....

I rem the pic very well. Smh...

(adjusts professor-like glasses with heavy book in hand. Drops it, removes glasses and wipes it, puts it back and face the classes which suddenly becomes silent.)
(In Morgan Freeman's accent)

The 1st ever make-up done was to please a man.(walks round podium desk.) the greek ladies were erm(wipes glasses again) kinda masculine and asides that had to erm..... To erm..... To start what would "attract" (gestures quote with two finger of each hand) and "distinguish" and erm "seduce" on the extreme end. It lost relevence during the medieval period(closes huge book) and ever since the days of Queen Catherina of Russia- women called a set of "step up" tools, their "vanity box".

(steps down from podium and looks to see how far speech of "discovery" have gone deep.)

This loss of revelance led to several unprecedented things that some dont even know why they do the thing they do once they wake up. God willing, the men now know its not for them anymore. The "reason" behind the "reason" is suddenly "lost in space", so..... Men are now against these.

Magnus Curinda, and i quote "what else do you do the things you do, when the cause is far-fetched. A return to state however isnt(far-fetched). This is the basis of make/step-up we have eating skin-deep into our pretty ladies society today. (in a queer voice) step-up or step down, last i heard that was in a physics textbook. (looks round and notices gathering approval)

Number two scares the crap outta me! Gracias

(thinderous applause from teeming male and realistic female folks)

softysparky:
No, I don't like men that can cook very well. Most of them can ask questions and complain about almost every cooking.....too much salt, pepper, water,strong meat,soft meat.

Imagine trying to surprise him with a special dish and he enters kitchen to fix another thing for himself.

ahahem! Hemhem!

This cashew nut should free my throat now ah!

(opens door to abandoned kitchen, leads 4mens in blue overall in; they push in 4trolleys.)

me: oya pass it too me sharp.

(puts carton of 5alive, hollandia yorghurt in fridge, tears shortcake packet and throws all 3dozens into fridge, goodtimes bread, bottles of condensed milk, 6crates of red and green apple, 4crates of can drinks. 3rolls of cabbage and a selecta of green peas, numerous cucumbers; bites away at one. some onions and 14 turkey asses. Some cans of baked beans and finally extra ingredients for any whatever needed. Ticks away at all placed in fridge and their quantity. Exhales and closes giant silver fridge. Pays the fellows in blue and waves them goodbye. Views empty house and calls Ma Francis)


(ends call. And hides 2cartons of "high" drinks in room 6. Changes combo lock and exits. Bingo barks. Turns left and right. Dips hands in pocket and drops pieces of bingo's fav dried fish) that would make u mute till i leave! (bingo settles to devour as he tiptoes out of gate and zooms of in his bicycle)

Oh, so he doesnt wear the wig during gyming, no wonder it looks rough in video clips.

That is what you get when you are always seen with the guy that shouts "Onyalima" in the beginning of alllll his videos. I mean Flavour!

(sits at drum after shaving)

kaka kara ka tish tish pa(2ice)

boombubu ru dum dum ta. Kakaka ka akara tun tish tish tish bang!!

Ahhhhhhh

Nairaland don turn e ten e yeh

men in fedora hat and green wrapper: e don nack e ten eehhhhhh!

I say a decade don pass e yeah

women in raffia colour: decade long dream, to die e no poss, enemies fit try wetin dem sabi. But Seun do am wellu wellu for us. Ahhh Thank you eh eh ehhh!


all: happy birthday eehhhh

happy birthday ah aahhh

felicitation naim remain!!

Guys: gbosa gbosa gbosaaaaaa!!

Ladies: 10-10, 10-10, 10-10!! N

hip hip hipppp

(hall is suddenly empty) abi rapture don sele ni?

(goes out to meet banner carriers wishing Nl hbd. They scream) HURRRAAAYYYYYYYYY!!

Dahjhi:
ogbeni till Wetin? Not again. He don achieve the 2nd term goal nah... Hear say ho go somewhere dey boast say he don dey suffer osun workers cus dem nor vote him for 2nd term

yeah, so i heard. Its a pity. I think civil servants need to step up their various games nationwide.

Caracta:
Ahem

(pauses ironing t-shirt and sees mentions. Smiles and begins to whistle Lighthouse Family's I wish)

Dahjhi:

oh surprised? Erm i heard he runs one kine

"Ogbeni till daybreak" or dawn.

How u dey? (shrugs)

when your aunt faints twice cos of stress in osun, then its time for heads to do the smh and gather momentum so that "ogbeni" can be restricted to "nightwalk"

Now Osun state have tasted "the vinegar" emanating from the fella with "agbero-nistic tendencies", its time to never, ever ever toy with the future of that state, no matter what an Oba , emir or sultan says!!

A wise is enough for the word!!!

Pitiful. Smh

#operationSimplyGetItRight

Chike nalu

elele bamboo bem!!

Now thats the deal.

Love hearing about Divine Oduduru once i hear Athletics. And so it is now! Nice one Op. More pix pls.

nationwide1:
From their maturity, tolerance, performances, utterances and actions, I think these governors can adequately perform the responsibilities of the president if opportunity presents itself:

1. Godswill Akpabio

2. Owelle Rochas Okorocha

3. Sule Lamido

4. Babatunde Raji Fashola

5. Mohammed Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso

Any contrary opinion?

minus godfatherism, 2 and 4 would transform either as a pair or seperately. minus of add godfatherism, the remaining 3 would do what theyve done in their states.

Op can you kindly add pix of any of the major events already won. perhaps some medal ceremonies.

NIGERIA, ALWAYS BREAKING RECORD FOR LONG DIS, LONG DAT. NEVA WANA ADD TO RECORDS OF "SHORT, PRECISE AND EXACT"

Caracta:
Lol...seriously?

I bet you won't get a partner

ahem

Hmm (polishes shoe that he'l wear to wedding, looks up and grins@ one fellow on page 45)

KingTom:
No mind these guys

(gives him a sit with a sentry's view) this is what i call "viewette and crack"

Ive observed the monikers with "dr" in front are always.... (exhales) the ladies im referring too..


Meanwhile... For a particular post i saw on page 38............

Op thank you!

(jots a thing or two)

(enters, picks a banana from a bunch, shakes Kingtom, picks the acoustic, and begins)


This one na for allll those guys wey dey shy to woo these ladies cos liver or factor two halts their advances internally....... (drum roolllls high and choir enters mood)


coulda woulda shoulda

but i dint do that

just throw in everything you gat cos in love there's no holding back

(tape mixes)


i'l do anytin for you

i'l do anytin you want me to do eh,

cos i love you more than anytin

no matter what it takes, pls say i do

elantraceey: i do

dovelike: i do

softysparky: i do

guy: i sing cos i know you wont let me down

me: you sure?

guy2: i wont woo no further, cos i do, i do i do eh i do!

Me: climb thru the highest everest, thru cold alaska, run thru bermuda, ahh, cos you do, you do, you do!!!

Guy: mizmycoli say i do

me: say i do!!

(bad belle disconnect power supply)

(picks up axe to cut down tree-perchers) kingtom abeg jst join me here. See the trees looking like tents round this thread.

(he obliges)

Dygeasy:
UPDATE

(smooches beard and goes thru list. Jots a thing or tow, drags chair towards lappy to begin concrete searching) hmm

I comment to refuse!!

angrybird007:
I comment to refuse

MODIFIED
Now ^^ that looks better arranged!!

immortalvoices:
someone to love and understand
Maybe anticipating the future
Jay z and beyouce
2baba and anny
Tilbliz and tiwa
naijaboiy and marieolae

*in MI voice* baby these could av been us

*smiles and goes back meditating*

Immortal-V haba now. Naija and Marie no suppose dey that list. Abeg seperate it. The list is ridden with men who at one time or the other threw punches@ ladies

MizMyColi:
Okay No P.
Lol @napkin

Do rest all you can
E nor easy.

sure. Absolutely


this font never die so?

ogmask:
Hope she talked about adjusted pumps too.

Mobil filling station at watelines junction, phc, comes to mind.

i heard that its the engineers that help mobil do theirs that are now all over, making cash from digital manipulation of these pumps. Some even do it in broad daylight. An average fellow would assume, its faulty. Not knowing the man with the spanner is actually doing "Economic evil"