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Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Accept A Man Who Toasts You This Way? by daveP(m): 4:57pm On Jan 06, 2015
He comes and "Twe wu twi wu tuwu"


i pray she doesnt hiss and passes by to Oga John that holds car keys, a staff meant for fashion rather than support, and nicely dressed.

Emeka Ike played such roles b4 he stopped.





Rusty flute
Politics › Re: APC PH Rally: Poor Crowd, Buhari Cuts Short Speech As Stadium Empties (pic) by daveP(m): 4:23pm On Jan 06, 2015
That is toh say


Amaechi may be @ it again!!

"I want VP slot, you gave another. Hmm, il prove the elephant make have tusk, but its to slow for the leaping leopard"

Thats how i see this......
Family › Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by daveP(m): 3:57pm On Jan 06, 2015
From rough(packs) to the circumference of a circle!!

Guys and beer!! It fits when you dance to cool Obey/KSA tunes.

But i blame both.

(looks at pix again) overlappin circumference and a coarse vow devoid of of of...... (hesitates)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:40pm On Jan 06, 2015
charijee:
*hugs him*.......glad to hear you're good.....how's Iyawo Trypa?
she's good too. She'l come see you soon smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:42am On Jan 06, 2015
charijee:
Thanks dave but is that chicken or beef?..... Our visitor requested for chicken .........been long I saw you......howdy?
diced chicken.. (views closer) oops erm.... (turns to him and meets an empty plate) i guess that settle it smiley (hugs her) wow im good grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:06am On Jan 06, 2015
charijee:
A blessed morning to you too.........dave is in charge of the chicken cool cool cool......
Dave oooooooo
lol chari!!!! Here it is..... smiley

Politics › Re: Are We Going Into Election Or Going Into War? by daveP(m): 11:01am On Jan 06, 2015
Nigerian politics!!

Its in one simple definition.

Two crooked, corrupt, bad candidates emerge and run helter skelter with noise and shovels(for digging past history). Part of the game, they say.

At the end, we have to choose the better of the worse. They are the same, but the one with a more simpler, lenient record so to speak is who we tend to settle for ALWAYS. We need clean-slates nt ol soldier or no sandal. We need younger.
Romance › Re: Ladies,mention 3 Guys(nairalanders) You Can Date For Real. by daveP(m): 10:47pm On Jan 05, 2015
lirusehn:
ur siggy. Casting
undecided


my siggy? What abt it? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,mention 3 Guys(nairalanders) You Can Date For Real. by daveP(m): 9:10pm On Jan 04, 2015
ROZZAYY:
No be dat kind beating o
issorait. Lolz! I hear o

(smooches beard)
Christianity Etc › Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by daveP(m): 9:08pm On Jan 04, 2015
Loruko Jesu

Add where there should be adding
(fast amen response)

Subtract where ther should be subtracting

Multipllllllly(grits teeth and demostrates 'multiply' with both hands and squeezed eyes) multiply where and when we call on thee

Divide territiories and spoils(amen), and booty(amen), and possessions(amen), and lands(amen), and properties anddddddd....

(silence from 'amen' responders)

ah! And take us places. Loruko Jesu li a gbadura


Gbo adua-Jesu Oluwa wa


and let the people of God say......


All: amen

(breathes and drops mic)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2015
Babe2sure:
undecided undecided
That reason is inexcusable cos you can always contact me here.




@Young.sage and Da.veP- Happy new year!!! Long time no hear from smiley.
Happy New Year to you also. Guess youre still enjoying the season's vibe? Twas a busy time out there. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 8:18am On Jan 04, 2015
Missmossy:
Same to you Thanks
zyzxx:
same to you bro
cheesy This Sunday go day bad! Happy Sunday
Romance › Re: Ladies,mention 3 Guys(nairalanders) You Can Date For Real. by daveP(m): 8:14am On Jan 04, 2015
herald9:
you should be giving them soundtrack nacheesy
lolz you know they can't know until they find out. grin
Romance › Re: Ladies,mention 3 Guys(nairalanders) You Can Date For Real. by daveP(m): 3:27pm On Jan 03, 2015
ROZZAYY:
Which beating
ROZZAYY:
Make I find trouble.
Den d guys I will recommend my nland babes to date (cos dey r my babies, if I date dem I will be beating dem. Lol, this recommendation get wrestling skills o. Well my neednt be physical so to speak

Dave

Unfortunately I can't date any cos I'm taken by my Oga @ d top, anyone wit intentions of writing his name here on this thread be redy to face ban.
Romance › Re: Ladies,mention 3 Guys(nairalanders) You Can Date For Real. by daveP(m): 1:46pm On Jan 03, 2015
Rozzayy!! Hmm that beating sha. grin

(shrugs and sips) i guess you'l like it that way.
Nairaland General › Re: NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS THAT WILL HELP U...*thank me later* by daveP(m): 7:42pm On Jan 02, 2015
Coolio-I'L see you get there

see you when you get there

see you when you there


Feels good seeing the videoclips of some songs u never saw on tv b4 smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:38pm On Jan 02, 2015
charijee:
Then what happens?
u start this page 11-hundred!! HNY.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan To Flag Off Jabi Lake Resort Project In January 2015! by daveP(m): 7:34pm On Jan 02, 2015
A good venture. smiley
Politics › Re: Queen Of England Honours Nigerians In Her Honours List Of 2015 by daveP(m): 7:29pm On Jan 02, 2015
Finally Uncle Uduak and Uncle Gbola cheesy
Crime › Re: Man Slits Lover’s Throat In Lagos by daveP(m): 7:24pm On Jan 02, 2015
Ah!
Politics › Re: Nigeria History with the "Organization Of Islamic Conference (oic)" by daveP(m): 7:18pm On Jan 02, 2015
There's always a moment in time, when the mood in the air is so vibey and catchy. You seclude yourself from the rowdiness. And then have thoughts of how you could have done this one thing better, or change an occurence, or get angry for doing a bad thing. The noise doesnt make you feel any better. It aggravates the REGRET!!

i hope this is not the mood of the man who made efforts to choose another Old man to lead a Nation he has a bad history with? Cos i can feel it already!


I just want what's best for Nig!!

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