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Happy birthday to you Tasha!! Cheers en have fun!








(should i sing or not?)

MzLaurel:
I'm more than ready


Gud morning


Care to introduce them?

(in steve harveyan accent)
I welcome you to Lanicky's e-family.
A wonderful place to be. We've gat nace peeps, nace cool guys, beautiful ladies; visible and by heart. Feel free to mingle
we dont do no fights(at least not the serious one). You need anything, il be a mention away or......the landlady-lanicky, charijee would be at your beck en call. Its nt a full house now, but feel free. You hali welcome!!

(opens induction bool and engraves her 'name' in lemon)

Cheriepet:
did u ask ur preggy wifey to do push ups *gives him an uppercut* better reset ur brain b4 i punch it off ur head..... u n gustavo is lying

(unmoves by the soft punch, bounces like manny pacquiao) youre good. She was jst taking exercise classes. The pushups were cancelled.



And Gustavo NEVER LIES!! esp against ladies. He misses Guadeloupe

Trypa:
Over excited*going closer to her* don't tell jefferyjamez or cj plz wanna make it special. *whispering in her ear* we r expecting a baby soon mi n dave!

how dyu feel darl? Hope youre doing the push-ups well?

JeffreyJamez:
Have you forgotten who I am in this mansion?... and the..... stuffs..... I have access to?

(dangles culinary's keys in his face) except this. That why youve nt been dropping tasty dishes for Chari like from in here

lemme guess.. O ti sun eh die.

charijee:
*eavesdropping*.......this tori sweet o.......but wait o.... so soon? ......,
Dave the sharpest shooter where are you oooooo?

Im here (switches off treadmill) how are you?

Lorlaahlozz:
Eku ile oo

oohhhhh! (in chuddy K's voice) oto'jo mewa o o o!

susrite:
wow! Never seen a thread here on NL with such page, 1108??!

welcome!! Meet the landlady lanicky and the wonders of the Exquisite E-family (uplifting music plays)

KingTom:
Octuplets

wrong scan result. Dont be like dr carmelio hernandez of mexican history. Always swapped results and babies in movies. Ask Sebastien and Sucre! e don tey o


mzlaurel induction is today.

(to Charijee) tis been long i used the steve harveyan accent.

Cheriepet: no vex with me now. Haba. I neva see you in there since i took break. Gustavo can testify.

Miracy, wecome back and HNY

seunfavor:
Y now? Am sorry we caused u dz much. So sorry. Pardon us ok? Am back, u hear? Aint gonna leave dz Long again

(dabs eyes) wha wha what did yu say...(mouth agap) i heard...... Is that you? (turns around) Seunfav!! (whispers) you're back?


(mins later)









(dj Jeffreyjamez on the box)


mo fe kole
mo fe rale
mo fe jun hummer ati bentley
mo fe ma nawo and walk softly
.... Tur tur tur turn me around
turn me around(dancing to KSB's turn me around)


welcome back!

(turns and looks up. The entire house is watching silently from the stairwell. Including gustavo)

This is cool, the book idea is effective too

but Op from 1-10, you make it seem as if it doesnt happen at all to lil boys. Only your nephew as example of the points you tried to pass across.

Yeah i know, it happens more to the girls than the boys, BUT.........

(jots a thing or two)

ClintonNzedimma:
WOMAN WRAPPER ALERT

erm the deal is this......




Suggestion. Might seem too free an idea and uncommon. A thread where those who recently like your post or p.p post they just did. It deciphers who and who and makes you 'appreciate' them that way, so to speak. Rem i said just a suggestion.

Someone: how would i go and post " Clinton: Dp liked; post liked, or naturalbeauty: dp liked (deep hiss)


we guys should step up.


Behavior? I doubt- not valid

AmberQueen:
But there r some guys here wit more likes than I do...

On nairaland,it is not abt how beautiful or how handsome.

Ur popularity on NL determines ur no of likes...lol

I've seen a complete abstract pic gatherin "likes" like dir is no tmrw. Y? Cos he is one of d popular new generation nairalanders.

(raises eyebrows like dwayne johnson does)

Unibenstudent:
Hbd https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-talk008.gif

(as he drives across casting.crowns, he hears party rock in a house across the streets. Packs and peeps. Sights some fellows dancing to Lmfao's hitsong.)

Happy birthday echobee

Party rock?

Cheers all the same.

Types types types

what about forms, norms and styles.

(observing closely and openly just for once. Opens new jotter and.....







Jots a thing or two!!!)

Imo
Bayelsa

Lagos
Ekiti

$10k?

Well i hope these one reps well.

Oyo what confido did make u.... Well she may be intelligent,lets no 4get. But na beauty+brains, so Oyo Desire Oparanozie awaits you at Camp fortaleza for training.

toniro:
u r d best. Thks boss.

i neva even resume o. How tinz. Make i shapali rush sleep. Nice to see u around

Cheriepet:
You want to lock up dis place?? mmmmm i have nothing to say

erm hi sis (stretches) rem this?

Toniro

here sharp sharp.....

MzLaurel:
Wow! Thankz


I love this place already.....hope dis guys will accept me as one of them...*covers face*......(we're supposed to av lotta smileys here just like whattsapp)

welcome

hmmm. Prepare for Induction tomorrow. Meanwhile

Talk of seunfavor, redgem and bholutife18

i need a hanky to clean this lil tear from me eyes

dre11:


She only visit again not like before when she is always part of usus

lanicky:
Xup every1



Where on earth is sis Cherie, Jj, dre, Try, noble, 3Dime, dave, Logo, lozz, diva....nd who else?

U'all av abandoned dis place.....look @ cobwebs every where...I know I started it'...I don't visit this place like b4...bt dat does not give u'all a reason to grand me...

Maybe we should lock up dis family house

(gives her d narrow eyes, silence pervades the atmosphere as she stammers in her speech allofasodin)

(takes a sip from his bottle) argh!

charijee:
Travelled?.....is it time for delivery yet?

ah not yet. Youl be handling that so to speak

SexySapphire:
Hello fab house mates. This is wishing you all a prosperous new year. May all our wants and wishes align with God's plan for us this year. Hope to share more fun time with you all. I saw all your goodwill messages but they are just too numerous to reply. Tnx and I love you all.

welcome back SS.

Afrok:
boss, szcsney(him name hard pass my exams sef ) is in alot of mess. After his awful display against Southampton, drinking water when he conceeded the silly second goal, he went out smoking and now he was fined. Seriously, he needs to be benched now that Ospina is back.
Can't wait for Oshoala to be crowned and let me raise my hope about Enyeama too.
We gonna progress to the next round of FA cup as u've stated.

thought twas a joke when peeps told me he was drinking water. I missed that goal part. (in burna boy's voice) said tonight would be da night!!

For Enyeama and Oshoala-tonight is your night!

Brighton and Hove?? Ah that's an easy fixture. Can wait for Oshoala's crowning as Female footballer of the year.


Besides i want Semi Ajayi and Akpom to make subs bench asap. Seems Ospina has come to stay. But Wojeich would be serious soon enough.

charijee:
ok I'm waiting to see the baby bump

she travelled. She'l be here soon enough.

I dont like this kind of news. It only and always comes at the wrong time- towards the end of a presidential term!!!

I know what they pass thru during the learning years, so i say thumbs up to her. e no easy!!

The crates of eggs used though...............

I hope they didnt sleep like the ones a few months back?

Tot Security Chiefs mood were directly proportional to the security issues on ground, or is Boko ended?

Smooyis:
Really do not think so. Not the ekiti people i know.

HE'S SAID IT ALL. THEY THINK AND AND WEIGH. THAT'S WHY PARTIES COME AND GO. NOTHING LIKE THIS PARTY DOMINATES.....


Well the mood in the atmosphere is calm. No one seem to shout Gej or Gmb for now.

They did pay dues or what? Cos that d norm.


Oga: ki ki ki lon se won. Nansense. Patrick(shouts guards name)

Pat: Sir, oga mi sir! (cant he just say oga or sir alone? Must he combine it?)

Oga: Lock up the gate, mo sin sofun e. Ma jeki enikeni, i repeat enikeni ko gbodo wole.

Pat: okay oga mi sir. (rushes off to use triple chain and 3padlocks on gate. Wakes up Ojo and Koleoso. Who sees Oga's tip and prepare for a rare position of power)


stakeholder: Patttttt!! (hits gate) Pattttttt (bangs gate harder amidst mumbling from colleagues)

Pat: (sees Mr Odion's face and hides. Taps Koleoso) Lo da baba yen lohun. Na im give me and mu wife Christmas gift-One Gotv and pack of 5alive. Tell am say i dey wit oga. E tete. (stays indoors)