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Sports › Re: An Interaction Between Two Chelsea Supporters by daveP(m): 10:25am On Dec 29, 2014
Surely Mikel isnt part of Mou's future plans! He should go to Spain and enjoy flair. Maybe get back into his aTM role



grin grin autoMatic!!!


So na only My tean win for top 5. Now 33points. Who comes in January o-wenger ans?
Politics › Re: Power Must Not Return To North by daveP(m): 10:02am On Dec 29, 2014
Hmm!

(goes over jotted notted since Jan 14th. Nods in affirmation)
Celebrities › Re: Was Jay Jay Okocha Bored During A Chat With Prolific Comedian Basketmouth?photo by daveP(m): 7:07pm On Dec 28, 2014
grin grin grin angle gone bad. Basket always smiling. (prepares salient points on how to make him frown)
Crime › Re: Policeman Battered By Naval Officer Goes Blind (pictured) by daveP(m): 4:33pm On Dec 28, 2014
And this is the navy our youths are filing en masse to become a part of in the last 4yrs. Digusting




but it aint gonna spoil my mood today-never!!
Celebrities › Re: Forbes Profiles How Nigeria’s Rich Spend Over $2million On Dream Weddings by daveP(m): 1:41pm On Dec 28, 2014
$2milla?


Erm

mathematically speaking if the marriage crashes a year after, then


1yr of celeb marriage=2milla

6months in the marriage is=1milla


and irreconcilaible differences ends the value of cash used.

But Forbes bring out figures for Kanye's jare!
Celebrities › Re: Forbes Profiles How Nigeria’s Rich Spend Over $2million On Dream Weddings by daveP(m): 1:40pm On Dec 28, 2014
$2milla?


Erm

mathematically speaking if the marriahe crashes a year after, then


1yr of celeb marriage=2milla

6month in the marriage is=1milla


and irreconcilaible differences ends the value of cash used.

But Forbes bring out figures for Kanye's jare!
Christianity Etc › Re: Vision Of Heaven And Hell: Few Questions that need answers. by daveP(m): 1:11pm On Dec 28, 2014
Constructive views-0.1%

Blindside Intellectual views-23%


adonbilivit Intellectual views-56.9%

inbetween-20%


before this became a norm in AFRICA, many Whites had these visions, we no talk or brush aside. Ignoramuses surfaces only 78hours to New year.

(wondering and pondering)
Christianity Etc › Re: Living Faith Church Has Six Million Members Across 147 Countries – Oyedepo by daveP(m): 12:59pm On Dec 28, 2014
(wondering and pondering)



{jots a vital thing or two}



ignoramuses typing like asif asif(hesitates).


Ironic if d metals of the jet is all that remains of the ministry.

I rem the conversation btw Father Abraham and the Angel over finding 100pple in sodom en Gomorrah!!

Happy sunday
Romance › Re: How A Married Man She Met On BBM Almost Killed Her With Sex And Drugged Drinks by daveP(m): 12:45pm On Dec 28, 2014
kennygee:
People will never learn.

I don't know how girls who should be studying will prefer wayward lives with MARRIED men. For how much, Peanuts?

They are lucky those men weren't ritual killers. I thank God for the salvation of her soul.
its nt until a witchdoctor slashes some body parts before it is termed "ritual". What the men did to them can be a ritual process as well.

What irks me badly(even if ive read this story around April 2013) is that they become born-again ONLY after such scary occurences.

When broda Emeka, Sis loveth, etc is evangelizing, they snub them. Lucky they! But d degree of what they lost cannot be ascertained.
Family › Re: Oldest Man Alive In India. "Death Has Forgotten Me" by daveP(m): 12:29pm On Dec 28, 2014
AmberQueen:
Ur ownhuh

Compliments of d season
(curtains fall) undecided

happy S
Family › Re: Oldest Man Alive In India. "Death Has Forgotten Me" by daveP(m): 11:28am On Dec 27, 2014
AmberQueen:
sad
(scratches head) erm season Greetings A-Queen! Where's my own. This isnt d time for sad face now! (hesitates)
Family › Re: Oldest Man Alive In India. "Death Has Forgotten Me" by daveP(m): 11:57pm On Dec 26, 2014
AmberQueen:
What is d premise of ur conclusion?
chai-Philosophical/logical term! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:17pm On Dec 26, 2014
JeffreyJamez:
Where is the chicken o?!!!...i cant find the chicken o!!!!Charijee love!! lanicky!!,Cheriepet!! DaveP!!! Trypa!!.......Where is the Chicken?!!!!!
ru....

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by daveP(m): 3:08pm On Dec 26, 2014
whitemosquito:
@ daveP, Merry Christmas right back at you. For jara, add a prosperous New year.
Please clarify what you mean by homework.

Thanks.
oh that........ Just checking if you've done the necessary things to make this idea a perfect/ well planned one.


Okay for jara-purposes.....


[size=32pt] Happy Boxing Day and a Livid, Prosperous New year lying in wait[/size] cheesy
Celebrities › Re: List Of Celebrity Marriages That Crashed In 2014: Oyakhilome Tops List by daveP(m): 1:21am On Dec 26, 2014
sweettease:
Hmmm... I'd rather not judge, God help them find the spouse of their dreams.
what's there to judge? They've broken altar vows which carry heavy consequences. Lemme not start. Using that word "irreconciliable differences" as excuse. A pity! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Wierd Things That Make You Feel Really Good by daveP(m): 1:11am On Dec 26, 2014
smileysmiley merry christmas! True, especially entering a.c from the hot sun
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by daveP(m): 5:17pm On Dec 25, 2014
Trypa:
Aww so sweet of u honey u r lovely so sweet n cool love u hon
kiss kiss kiss kiss if im sweet, then you're sweeter. Love you too
Nairaland General › Re: ★★ Merry Christmas Nairalanders ★★ by daveP(m): 11:56am On Dec 25, 2014
Liamm:
Merry christmas to these special figures on nairaland.

Missmossy
lorlahlozz
omenka
barcanista
ishilove
caracta
daveP


my profound christmas gratitude also extends to the following set of people on nairaland :
The
"I schooled in france" crew
"space bookers"
"tribal warlords"
et al grin
merry Christmas Liamm!! ( Dissects head of weeping turkey, a blazing fire burns and sparks, perhaps hungry for the skin of the turkey) grin
Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by daveP(m): 12:59am On Dec 25, 2014
Many "magnets" tried attracting me back from my holiday from this section, i want the holiday to continue, BUT wMosquito........ Chai


lemme ask Gustavo! Nice concept. Hope all the homework have been done?


Merry Christmas to

Caracta
LarrySun
Whitemosquito
etc......
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by daveP(m):
(cameras high and at angles of accuracy and technicality start rolling as a large audience, all in formal wear applauds as he enters. A spotlight usually/commonly used in Tom and Jerry, roundlike focusses on him alone as he picks up his wand and bows towards the audience.

He turns just as soon as floodlights come on, revealing a Concerto Band of 54. It is the Famous Lovanstein band!

The percussionists and pipers are lines and arrayed in purple over white with a touch of sprinkled red.

Suddenly Orchestra starts in a captivating, livid manner, responding robotically to the waves of the wand as they chant in heavenly euphoria....)


Beethovena beethovena

Christmas calling

On a silent night

Beethovena ismos tera

Beethovena Halleluyah

Christ is born in a manger

(pleasing applause as they continue. The trombone sending shivers down spines)


Beethovena Beethovena

the world resounding

for the Saviour

the child is born in a manger


(violin kicks in and percussionist intensify tempo. A lady with a high sonorous pitch emerges from behind the band. Her flowing crimson gown attracts appreciation before she begins her lyrics)


Merry Christmas to you all

i can feel this day is for great and small

make a difference, is what He came for

and now im back to God, one two three four

Beethovena Halleluyah

Christ is born, in a mangerrrrrrrrrrrr




(perfect silents for a few seconds)......



(drummers in funny costume come out to give their display. A section of the audience are seen standing. This performance is too much to be recieved sitting)



(a group of kids in all blue race in twos across the stage. They hold hands and turn at every sound of the line "Beethovena Halleluyah" until the exit at the other end)


Me: (turns and drops wand, taps a foot which is loud as the hall is totally silent now. Continues tapping then points to the left and a group of chinese choreographers rush into stage spiralling and moving in symphonic uniqueness and bondness)

Beethovena Halleluyah

Christ is born in a manger(30ice)....... (band exits stage lil by lil until it is just a violinist remaining on stage still playing the tunes. IT IS GUSTAVO!! He ends his performance with a loud, long shriek of "Beethovena Haaaaaallllllllllllllelllllluyyyyah


Chrisssssssttttt is borrrrrrrrrrrrrrnn


In a (lowers his intonation totally) Maaaannnnnngeeeerrrrrr!!!!!


(thunderous applause from audience for several minutes. A section of the crowd still continue singing the Chorus)

Beethovena

Halleluyah

Christ is born In a manger!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:09am On Dec 25, 2014
AfricanApple:
lolzzzz, I do. so did u say you owe me a song?

I'm very good. hope u are better
cal... wetin, oh poetry calculus? see experts mehn cheesy I envy u grin
lol Merry christmas! (adjust medieval bowtie and walks into concert hall)........
Romance › Re: Top 10 Female Romancelanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins by daveP(m): 12:02am On Dec 25, 2014
Elantracey:
hehehe I know it can't be you now ,hmmmm I was just thinking o
.......... I hope u are not thinking what i think you are thinking?
Nairaland General › Re: Maureensylvia by daveP(m): 1:35pm On Dec 24, 2014
Stumbled by

........
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by daveP(m): 9:52pm On Dec 23, 2014
giftforlife9:
Vote for ur Guy therock at literature section, he nds ur vote
pls link, lemme drop mine.
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by daveP(m): 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2014
Janeify:
My shout out goes to;
Trypa:more meat to your food and Happy Christmas in advance .

Naijab.oiy; wish you HML. I pray God gives you more reasons to celebrate your anniversary.Don't finish the meat oo,i don't need the rice grin

Marie.olae: Happy Christmas in advance bae.

Em.erich :Get well soon.Happy Christmas and i love pepper soup alot cheesy

DaveP:i see you,long time dude wink have fun.

Samf.lexxy :i saw your post on what you want to present romancelanders as gift,i wouldn't accept that.

Tosyn.e2much:Happy Christmas and i pray God to give you more reasons to create your "thread of ten". Lots of winks wink

Dechan.del: it's your month,have fun.

Psi.ttacus: i have to recheck if my spelling is write.
Merry Christmas in advance.

Krist.ina1 :you're sighted, you rock.

Emu.smith: lol...this guy sha,tosin's twin bro. May God give you reasons to create a thread with heading "top ten reasons to celebrate Christmas .

Jennimm.a: you rock too.

Priscaoge: your funny comments are... laughable cheesy

Chime.rase2: teacher of life.
KingTom: my personal body guard.


Finally, my shout out goes to all my followers both the ones i followed back and to those i didn't follow back;Sorry for the inconveniences and rock your Christmas like it's your last day on earth.

Finally, finally cheesy forgive me if i didn't remember your moniker. Y'all rock#kisses
erm.......

KingT again! Keeper of the Gees. Hole that spear wella and be alert

Jane jane! tongue
Romance › Re: Top 10 Female Romancelanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins by daveP(m): 9:44pm On Dec 23, 2014
Elantracey:
When did you become Santa Claus ? huh
grin grin grin you actually think thats me? That garb would hide my entire frame if i wore it.
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by daveP(m): 9:38pm On Dec 23, 2014
samflexxy:
hy, good morning.

Didn't know you watch football talkmore of support chelsea


So because of that my one and only shout/out on this thread goes to you dear



Trypa nawa for you o you know see say me don create similar thread yesterday tongue cheesy grin no p sha have fun and no frget to buy somefin for me o
shocked lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:34pm On Dec 23, 2014
Trypa:
I would prefer davp to do dat
kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:34pm On Dec 23, 2014
AfricanApple:
davp, the nairaland poet cheesy what are u guys talking about, i heard my name smiley


btw, how is u
rem that scene a few weeks back. Well icant pinpoint it precisely grin

hope youre good? Me poet? Ah i'm into Calculus o wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:29pm On Dec 23, 2014
KingTom:
DavP its not what it looks like grin
ah! Thank goodness, its over! What does it look like o tongue hmm

Trypa:
I want him inside with mi doc
hon, its over. He's finished his diagnosis. Lets sit in the waiting room for the result
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:21pm On Dec 22, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
i'm ryt bside u

watsup
i wantu enter that diagnosis room to (in hausa pronunciation) to en-shoe-wa(ensure) KingTom isnt sued.

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