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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:02pm On Dec 20, 2014
Trypa:
Baby am not geting maself at all, so how was d test?
why dear. We should discuss this. The yuletide mood just isnt working for you. What can i do? (looks her in the eye caringly)
Romance › Re: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by daveP(m): 11:00pm On Dec 20, 2014
Shenille:
wrong bawo?
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:58pm On Dec 20, 2014
lanicky:
Yaaaaaayy!! M glad u're back!!
Lemme go help moi self with those mouth watering stuffs.....
grin grin

Christmas is coming
the geese are getting fat

please put a kobo in the old man's hat.....
Romance › Re: Top 10 Female Romancelanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins by daveP(m): 10:55pm On Dec 20, 2014
Elantracey:
I see/saw nothing sad
that was a fast transit from a grin to a sad

aha now. (smooches beard)


@Tosyne2much: na lie, tell me u still dey Ekiti. Agibigibigibi!!

E wan jewo bayii. Eleyi lagbara die o. grin
Romance › Re: Top 10 Female Romancelanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins by daveP(m): 3:10pm On Dec 20, 2014
Elantracey:
what are you jotting by the way? grin
(shows her the diary with "Información vital de Nairaland" boldly written in italics on it) wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:56pm On Dec 20, 2014
..........



(a farthing spins in the air and sounds a tinkling)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:53pm On Dec 20, 2014
lanicky:
Hiiiii!!
sup Lanny! Resumption de culinarie

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:52pm On Dec 20, 2014
Trypa:
Aww tnks hon, how r u?
u 1st dear. How has it been so far. (clears table and sits by the bedside)

Romance › Re: Top 10 Female Romancelanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins by daveP(m): 2:47pm On Dec 20, 2014
Elantracey:
hehehe don't jot down wrong things o
(pauses. Continues jotting)
Romance › Re: Top 10 Female Romancelanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins by daveP(m): 2:37pm On Dec 20, 2014
Elantracey:
allergic ke , I should even be the number 2
cry

(wondering and pondering)

(jots three things or four)
Celebrities › Re: Soso Berekon Flaunts His New #100note On Instagram by daveP(m): 2:18pm On Dec 20, 2014
Is this another way to appease the SW region. Cos this coincidence is to glaring to my memory
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:12am On Dec 20, 2014
Trypa:
Yes babe mi not feeling fyn embarassed angry cry
come closer. You need the warmth of a blanket!

Arrrrrghhh!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:10am On Dec 20, 2014
dre11:
All this bubble gum rooove that u are playing

Me no understand am cool
there is no need to understand or up-stand! Your own go surface soon. (sips water)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:08am On Dec 20, 2014
(jots a thing or two, tell me where ure going to. This celbratn is actually true)
Romance › Re: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by daveP(m): 7:48am On Dec 20, 2014
MizMyColi:
grin grin




cool
grin good a.m!
What's cooking? cool

Shenille:
davep- David pelumi. lol.
wrong! (wondering and pondering)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 9:33pm On Dec 19, 2014
Missmossy:
you aint welcome here angry
(grabs suitcase and turns to leave) angry
Romance › Re: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by daveP(m): 9:22pm On Dec 19, 2014
Jennimma:
Beennkumar-benjamin

Dave.p-david

Lanick.y-olanike or nike kiss

Kelving.raphics-kelvin~quite easy

Charije-charity

Jeffery.jamez-jeffery or james~you need no soothsayer to tell you this one.

Cheriep.et-cheriehuh muah!

ton.iro-tony

Stan.dd-standing for you. Sweetheart!...lolzz
ahh! (to myself) Fortunately she didnt "divulge" what P actuall stands for. P!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 9:16pm On Dec 19, 2014
(peeps and sees Missmossy with a plate of "hungry womam size" Indomie)
Romance › Re: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by daveP(m): 9:09pm On Dec 19, 2014
See what Hollywood movie have done to her o

names derived from

kyle Xy
Fringe Division
Fast and Furious
Avengers
Green Arrow (Felicity smoaks and Oliver).......

Thank Goodness it wasnt korean.

Nel Nel (whispers name) sad from which movie?

#HomeSweetHome

cc:MizmyColi
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:56pm On Dec 19, 2014
Sweethart, honeycomb, tweetypie!! Lets enter, and freshen up this area. I hope we have a Christmas Plan right here on 24th?
Trypa:
Hmmm
cc: Lanicky
charijee
Cheriepet(als) grin
Nairaland General › Re: Home Page Updates: We Need Your Feedback! by daveP(m): 8:53pm On Dec 19, 2014
tosyne2much:
God bless you parley
Amin o!
Let season greetings begin!
Nairaland General › Re: Home Page Updates: We Need Your Feedback! by daveP(m):
tosyne2much:
you shouldn't be surprised na

The main gift I keep thanking God for is ability to reason fast and understand people quickly

** so I know what I'm saying **
(jots a thing or two)

T2M has spoken!
#observing




meanwhile i humbly suggest every section should get a weekly ration. E.g this section takes 50% of FP for the day and the remaining share the other half. Another section can have major ration the next day and the following till there's a balance.

Besides knowing the criteria for Fp would groom potential OPs

but some rules above will make this place too serious o.
Events › Re: 11 Categories Of Guys You Meet At A Wedding. by daveP(m): 2:58pm On Dec 19, 2014
Num 2



THE micro-sprayers: they are usually on jeans.
Events › Re: 11 Categories Of Guys You Meet At A Wedding. by daveP(m): 2:52pm On Dec 19, 2014
englishmart:
if you Don't have enough money to brew every interested drinker to stupor, then Don't wed.

Person no dey wed twice. Do am once and for all na. cheesy
tongue
and we hear the marriage crashed a year after with both of them using the term "IRRECONCIABLE DIFFERENCES", is that enough for "staggerities" to be a must?
Education › Re: 5 Ways Nigerian Universities Defraud Students by daveP(m): 2:25pm On Dec 19, 2014
Mine's 48100 for Sciences and 46500 for Arts- F.U.L
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Dechandel! by daveP(m): 10:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
dechandel:
Lol
You are a crazy someborri tongue grin
There wasn't a dull moment really.. But you missed tongue
i doubt i missed. See


(replay video feed in 23D) see you smiling while receiving that phone call! (pauses clip at where she was beaming and plays R Kelly's World's Greatest)
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Dechandel! by daveP(m): 9:12pm On Dec 18, 2014
dechandel:
Sweetie moi kiss
You are late
And you ain't forgiven sad
But i loved what you did
Amazing smiley
Thanks very much
sorry Dechand! (grins; winks inbtw) i mustu know the real nomenclature soon enough. Didnt plan it that way. But trust me, there wasnt a dull moment all tru.

(music interrupts him) (runs off like there's a chase after a truck of £££)
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Dechandel! by daveP(m): 8:12pm On Dec 18, 2014
Dechandel dechandel

we all knew by the ringing bell


that rang and sang

like a million yells.


Deafening as it may be

breathtaking like the stings of a bee(i pray not) tongue

we ran and ran till at your door we converged


and with a loud chorus of exhilarating zest

we chanteD "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, from East to West shocked

this i hope sparks more vibe, more smiles, love and class

as you become a year newer today. The One Divine stretched His Hands to add more to the gifts gotten before.


Te amor

Enahobuena!!


Gustavo 's here ranting Louder!!!


Happy birthday!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Dechandel! by daveP(m): 2:53pm On Dec 18, 2014
Talk of 3


cruising on a spending Spree,


if you dont wanna say "birthday" then you'l miss "Happy"

here a girl loves her papi.....
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Got Married Three Times Or More by daveP(m): 6:57am On Dec 18, 2014
(bangs down disturbing alarm) Dechandel!!!

(carries books and rushes. Some fall down and he bends to gather them.....) shockedshocked okay................
Romance › Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by daveP(m): 10:29pm On Dec 14, 2014
dre11:
Great guy


How you dey?
i dey o. That magistrate gown fit u die.
Romance › Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by daveP(m): 10:26pm On Dec 14, 2014
(puts on hood, looks back and winks at someone. Dials Trypa's line, talking en strolls off peacefully) smiley

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