₦airaland Forum

SexySapphire:
Tnx dear. I was shocked to find dat thread on fp. This was a thread I created sometimes in december, seeing in on fp in jan ending was thrilling. How are u doin today?

dave, it's good to av u back and thank God u left the viewing centre b4 2shot and his guys started their madness. Not all Chelsea's fans are violent sha cos I'm a chelsea fan and I sometimes go to viewing centre to see their matches.

Trypa, ur gal is truly back home o and tnx for bringin ur hubby back.

Charijee, JeffreyJamez, Cheriepet, Kingphilip and Lanicky (tho I'm yet to see the last two peepz I mentioned ever since I got back). How are you all doing? Happy sunday and happy new month.

i know, but logically for now.... Lolz. Glad ozil is back.

Assignment is much.(glances @ locked culinary.) Gustavo is on a trip to see pa.

AmberQueen:
Happy New Month!

same here!

Trypa:
Sweety Am angry wit cj for wat she did to jj n cp dats not fair all becus she was in support of 3D dat don't even ave a tin for cp dat was all harsh frm cj

(leans back on couch) il do the needful (van diesel's theme songs vibrates thru the room)

Cheriepet:
davey happy new month..... heard from wifey dat u were sick.... i trust u are better now?

sure dear. Same to you. Im good. how are you too?

charijee:
Our chief chef....good to have you back......heard from Iyawo you were down with malaria......well dave I'm not really okay at the moment but I'll be fine

(knocks @ her door. She opens. She's in her nightgown) hi dear. Im back en better. (disturbing silence ensues) so... What exactly is the matter. You havent fallen sick in months.......(looks her in the eye to pass across msg, she takes hers away) hmm.

Trypa:
Hug him tightly n give him a deep kiss huni I missed u, how ave work begin for u?

Wanna tell u sometin

(holds her) what's it dear? Im sure its alot. Got several txt about stuff happening here btw sisters.

MzLaurel:
I don't mind.

goodt

MzLaurel:
Hiiii akin.sadeez nd dave.

Happy new month.

HNM MzL.

herald9:
Sir Dave...HNM!

Can you brief me on the price of your data bundles?

(in saka's accent) not until you share the source where you got this info. Infact (turns back)










curtains fall...


Im coming

MzLaurel:
Whatsup Trypa....ao's d baby doing?


I got dis for u...doctor says it's good for d baby nd u. dave! Don't u dare taste it ooooo! It's only for 'bebe nd mama'.

yes ma'am adhered to. (relishes the thousands he has in stock) infact you are free to eat with her.

charijee:
Dre mi.....how's it going with you?.....pls where's dave?

here sis!! You asked the wrong guy. He hasnt been taking calls on my behalf since i defeated him in a golf duel at Prince' O Faires. How are you. Need to see your face.....

JeffreyJamez:
what have you done to Dave?

(turns to xup him) how far.

Trypa:
HAPPY NEW MONTH to ma sweet lanicky home wish u guys long lofe n prosperity

Jefferyjamez- No wat u did to charijee o or else u will c mi in action
Cheriepet- did u say u loosed our baby ? 3D will hear from mi
Charijee- oya fine a way to apologise to jj
Toniro- y would u wanna watch a wife n hubby fight to scatter their home
Dre11- u n sexy na una no watin una dey seduce o
Lanicky o-am missing u badly
Dave sweat heart cum home to mama n bebe
Logodwhiz it's been a while where d hell r u?

Love dis home like kilode n foe peeps I couldn't mention I love u all

im Home dear! (diddy's coming home plays in background) take a hug!

His club coach said he's good. He just had a bad series of games during the qualifiers. He and his defence partner kept some clean slates that made them even where they are now. The attack was used to winning 1-nil so i heard. So it better be a good game for him or my club would(in santino marella's voice) 'teach ya a larsson'

Afrok:
bro did U just mention Omeruo? This isn't South Africa Vs Super Eagles match ooo.... Moreover, he has nothing to prove to Wenger coz Arsenal has already gotten Paulista, good luck to Omeruo though.

Last chance for Omeruo to prove 5 reasons Arsene Wenger should consider getting him as replacement for Vermalean!!

Infact Sunderland and Liverpool arent just it.

I Like the way Anichebe is gathering ground.

Nothing to hide, but if she's 2/5 way thru, il collect it. Twill look like 50-50 to her while to me, il knw she'l want a second chance! So ....... Which i knw would eventually happen. Even if na hiss she do.....


Besides to much of Gustavo's culinary pics(pics of food)

dre11:
Different beauty pageant every time





I can't count the number of pageant they will organized in just a year....

and we rarely hear about the winners after just 10months! Wonder what's d overall output. The Charity- trick has faded

iceberylin:
Dh fool myself

na u sabi! How ur side?

Herzumpther:
Will go for 3rd mass.

okay..... (climbs bike and speeds off. Stops bike and rushes back to pick something he forgot.)

iceberylin:
Hehe,.this ya Swagefficiency neva leave you yet

modified!

(ahhhh, rushes past a joint in his suit, reverses back, peeps and enters) ahh this feels cool(looks@ wristwatch) okay still gat time!



Went to spend Dec wif my Uncle's family, i en my younger bro. He always mocked us that we cant cook, etc. Yet he wont give us a chance to prove him wrong.


N:b cooking on firewood has a taste on its own..
(dodges stones hurled his way)

so he told his son to cook beans. As usual we were not to go near the pot till its done. Gbam a roaming here and there and i entered the palor to see him snoring. 'Action!!' shouted the director of my mind.


I add maggi, etc and told his son to step down as per senior bro.

Bottomline: (dodges another stone) he queried who cooked it and i regretted confessing twas me... Why....


[size=48pt] Cos he gave the designation to be cooking beans for the next 3weeks like asif i be Bro A.y[/size].....


Second loading-Dancing ewedu

Esis si niferi gbe nokia!!


the mandate completion is underway. LHU

iceberylin:
The cøde hard ni...
We aint Lenardo da Vinci

( goes close and whispers some words. Gestures with hands to. Points to one corner and he nods, continues whispers. He nods back in affirmation)

Me: surest guy.

(rushes off in suit)

Herzumpther:
Hey no church? Ready to burn again?

by 9. Burn? Atallz. What of you, where are you typeth from?

Herzumpther:
You never stop burning lol.

scraps are, what would i call it.......

CFCfan:
Wish u the same bro

what happened yesterday now? 2-4? Maybe after church

CFCfan:
England were quarter finalists at the last 2 Women's world cups in 2007 and 2011

boss!! Happy sunday. E don tey sha.

(rocks arm chair and laughs out over a cup of well brewed coffee)

babymama
fiance
fiancee
hian-b
bae
man enough
testing fertility


alllll na

crowd: (looking dumbfounded;unable to reply)


oh some of una dey guilty as well? Forget say na brymo. (heaves) well according to brymo.....


Crowd:[size=32pt] ARA N' MBE[/size]

thank you(backstage) someone even said 'stop this stone age mentality'!!

So the advancement to the human mind, sense of reasoning and output of action however unavoidable is now proportional to Ages and Dispensations?
Smh to some fella.


Na that guy go stand read from 1st Tim 3 1-4 ( "refusing to marry" for church.

Herzumpther:
Lol. Captain Cook killer.

lol. Wetin u dey do here? Its been long i burnt a recipe unavoidably.