₦airaland Forum

Trypa:
Lanicky dis one is strong o


Bt dat is mi n dave shey u knw?

1st or second?

Therock5555:
Lolz, school stress no sweet o

no complain o! Cos from wetin me dey see, una don combine the two(sch and tori for nl) well well. Abeg give me the manual you dey use, maybe e go work for me. Good a.m!

farano:
Hi sweettomtom

erm..... (scratches head) Hi,......

KingTom:
DavP the proud father of 8

na 1 o. Besides i don dey observe this environ, e don taya me d kind tin i dey see.

(coughs up blood from itch-bellied laughter) she wants to be Jane Bond. This one is bonder!


STUPIDITY EXISTS IN THE CAMP OF............



lemme not start its 29pages. I guess its being hit to and fro already!

kingphilip:
dave.p who b this

permit me to find out Sire Phil. Seems the 3rd quarters lock have been carelessly fixed.

Therock5555:
lol, me wey sleep untop phone sef, I tire scatter

if them steal that your fone. Hmmm, i no go hear anytin o. Wetin u go come dey use update. Well life over material stuff. So we thank da Lord!

Pls can someone turn the limelight onto ambassadors repping us since Jaja 's time?

cc: lalasticlala

(uses fingers to count those true ones missing on list)


ehen! So youve decided not to display the respectable ones in the name of what?

Panam Percy
Nathaniel Bassey
Kenny Kore
Bola Are
even FLO -twale crooner!!


So Joe Praiz na Nigerian?

Okay.


(Gathers dust like dont in cartoons and speeds off)

F.U.L pix soon.

Well luckily this isnt military era where the sources of this info would be rottening in a barrack dungeon and singing "Paul and Silas, they prayed....."


step up for my country!!

Just want what's best for Nigeria.

KingTom:
I tell you say na octuplets you carry, you no gree abi? okay now na 24 children dey your belle and na plantain leaf we go use deliver them. DavP's orders

ever ry ogbanjeonic parastatal tryinnnnngg (squeezes face in exhuberant, prayerful mood) i bind by faya now. Eh selelelele

Tashaamania:

lemme not talk.

(whistling "eget as e bee"

softysparky:
Yeaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
Just one night with Ronaldo, I am good.

Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! I love C Ronaldo.

Proudly Madrid.

(noisy room becomes silent as everyone focus on who just screamed the bolded)

Not to forget that this is the cradle where Caf learnt its "skills of ojoro" from o.

Neuer please, let a goalkeeper at least win it since ages!!

Tashaamania:
Its a squatting exercise which helps the butt grow

hmmmmmmm

The poster go soon dey lie for one gutter across the church soon. Trust IB guys!!

Pastor go "downgrade" nxt time or upgrade put security besides the post!

Well..... Its a welcome development, so to speak!!

Parched like a limestone quarry.

But its wet sha(hesitates and gives narrow eyes to op)

(blows rusty flute used in silent suspense in those Livinus Nnochiri royal movies.)

i wish an idea can spark off from here right now. But seems backdoor is more appropriate for now, so to speak!

i hope these figures are not subject to scrutiny again? Looks real to figures i heard from an unconfirmed source.

Proudly Yoruban
proudly Ekitan
proudly nigerian!



(smiles as the oba's royal band performs for teeming crowd)

Tashaamania:
Na which kain song be this?
thanks tho hehe

lol

tis in yoruba! Dont mind the format. Check it again!




I also noticed...........

please sing, I want to dance

(strings guitar in rhytmns of of threes, raises voice like obey)


won sofun mi leni eehhh

mo ji laaro kutukutu, mo den gbo

ah mo den gbo......

ore mi kan, tongbe ni igbugbe wa loun yen nse "bayi day"

moni

ore mi kan oh oh.....

ore mi kan oh oh ohhh....

mo sha sare we

mo de mura, mo setan

mo de ko gbogbo awon ore mi wa

ka wa sowopo lati korin

ka wa sowopo o

ka wa sowopo ow oh, ow oh


Happy happy birthday

Happy happy birthday


i wish
i wish tashmania
tashamania ah!!

da da da hey yeah

tashamania ah!!

o lo lolo lo yeah

wish you many returns( friends join in emphatic spirit accompanying any guitarist playing)


(chorus)
Happyyyyyyy

happpppy(lowers intonation)

da da rara hey yeah

wishu wishu
trala la la nla nla

haappppy

ha ha ha e yeah
ha ha ha e yeah

we wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY (4ICE)


(obviously taken aback by the simple perfromance, she get another chance to sing along with his friends in blue en gold trad wear(buba en soro)


happy birthday Tashamania

(song at the background as they drop gifts)

stanisbaratheon:
scoundrels in uniform

that book wanted me to go to boarding so badly cos of the characters..


Odenge
mr Abina
mr Taiwo
Rondo and Imesi
Toothless and Muyiwa


this novel should be shot as a movie.

Cheriepet:
So tell me then who is lying n

i didnt say youre lying


just dat you may be handling the truth a bit carelessly

Trypa:
Nice one huni don't mind kingtom give fake scan test n our baby is kicking fyn

(touches d bump)