₦airaland Forum

charijee:
sorry for the defeat dave........I'm doing good......
You didn't tell cherie about who?.......I'm also lost here

Trypa's fine. Yeah about her!

Cheriepet:
Sugar crush!!!? nothing man pikin no go hear sm4h

Good morning dear.... how u dey?

(stands from afar as she greets)

lanicky:
M fine...U?

Where's Trypa?

she travelled. She's back though. Check that verandah there... Yes there

charijee:
lol wetin tire you?

dey flogged us via penalties.


That moment they assure you that u will be a bench substitute only for them to fall your hand. I didnt play.


How are you Chari? I heard Cherie is 'vexing' cos i didnt tell her about 'her'

charijee:
School you say?........so how has it been?

dear its good o. We are building momentum

Nawao. I just want what's best for my country. Central and elitist too much.

bustyhelen:
this guy u r too funny. they get shrines for house,idle worshipers

the stool and mirror are the altars.


How have you been? Youve been away for a while?

KingTom:
I will not succumb like I said earlier, your plan will not work

lol. I don hear, but i dey close by(switches off studio cams and shuts door)

Every newly constructed building must be cleared by engineers b4 som1 like d govr is safe to walk within its premises. I wonder hw dat of a skyscraper would have been in this case so to speak.


(wondering and pondering)

Hmm


our so called eminent personalities, so to speak have been here and there opening Foundation this, Foundation that. Office in and Office out. Academy then and academy when!


Over 5000 academys, offices, Foundations opened with pomp of decorated scissors(some are rusty at a closer look) and saying "In the name of...." allll na wash.

Tonto dikeh is d latest on Foundation creation. I hope i hear it in 2yrs time so to speak.


Imagine. Rochas has broken record!


Besides it shows protocol is not adhered to.

Oh Mrs Bulgy eyes get OPEC top spot?


Oh Father Lord!!!



Connections so to speak!

(jots a thing or two)

lanicky:
Maths vs Computer?!!

So u want to solve maths nd computer with ur left leg? Aww!

yes o! 11 vs 11. Hw r u

U get shrine for house? Una dey worship make-up?


Ur life pass the clown wey dey dance for those small kids wey dey reply to dj's that shout "hello chin-dren"

(wondering and pondering)

Im no francelander even if i dont really know the Celebrant.

But i wish her a happy birthday!

Oahray:
*faint trickle of hesitant claps from tiny section of the unimpressed audience*

ah okay i see (smooches beard) u want to replace Kingtom in the counter-game? I doubt!! (shows him replay of thunderous applause) Kingtom retains tops spot o

Afrok:
I hope after the beaten, she was able to look for her remote control, put batteries inside it and started using it coz next time, she might not be alive (healthy enough) to say "I dont know. It just comes and i cant control it".

lmao, she don repent

Jennimma:
Lolz... Its a pleasure,i had fun.

Before I bow out, I wanna give a shout out to OptimusPrime Crew. I'm so indebted to y'll. I love you so much.
Thank you DaveP,you're one realiable friend.

*blows kisses and waves to fans*
*catwalks out of the studio*

(switches on system and replays this exact same scene after ffw and backforwarding) wow see that smile as she waves(pauses and rewinds and replays per 16th)see that elixir kinda smile!


(turns to captivated audience that 'oooohs ' and 'wows' before eventually clapping;typical of a steve harvey show )give it up Foorrr Queen Jennimmmmmaaaa!

charijee:
Tell me something!!! This can't be happening here.......Try.pa, dave and dre let's meet on a round table

i don taya.

charijee:
Dave and dre1, is it women that's taking your time?
Dave is becoming too busy for the house....
Dre has gone on a nuptial flight....itsokay

na school i don tok am nw. U wan cellotape my mouth and say na cos of woman?

lanicky:
Hii dave...ao was ur day.

im good o. Dis lecturer don high o. how r u doing? Tis going fine.


Football match: Maths vs Computer

time to test that left foot again

Lanicky
Charijee
Cheriepet
JeffreyJamez
Toniro
Sexysapphire


evening fam!! i hope ure all good? (looks@ lifeless culinary) yeah she's stolen me hart o! And im tryna stay as much as possible.

nobody steal ur Dave now. No no atall.





school is the major reason for absence. Test dey fly o. Cherie, i saw u on that bike.
Kajuu where art thou, im now a neighbour next door.
Phew!!

Queen Jennimma and King Naijaboiy (Dan II)=N.a.i.J.a.b.o.i.y and xtarxhyne and harlos and jigsawkillah and noble4d and mzhorlah, kingphilip, lolaarhlozz,seunfavour,redgem

hailing with a stamp on the ground and my hat in the air. How have you all been
(looks at Induction Gown glistering in box)

N:B-pls dont quote all d monikers. Jst reduce it and reply.

KingTom:
We thank God say we still see bread chop

chop knuckle (he chops it before i wound up glass and zoom off in pegeout 501

KingTom:
Your plan no go work here!

lol u miss interview so my plan stands hw far

Jennimma:
Oya o! Jefferyjamez,toniro, kingphilip, lanicky, prettyspicey...boyfriend/husband cvs are coming in. We've to be alert! We don't want our daughter and sister in wrong hands. Do the needful. Hehehehe

(transfers clips to archives till future usage) i.e to say........ kingtom isnt here

naijaboiy:

which will fit now Honourabler Dee or jst KingDee: its spanish. Lemme translate it.....





Naijaboiy and Jennimma get together for a snapshot with Gustavo. (Gustavo) friend, see. These personalities comes here once a while. his album needs one more memorable pix!



Dave wants a deal stuck. (places hands in pockets)

Jennimma:
lolz daveP. Remember,i told you to get me a spanish dictionary. You're one funny dude.

i will soon

Naijaboiy y Jennimma se juntan para una instantánea con Gustavo. (Gustavo) amigo, ven. estas personalidades viene aquí una vez un tiempo. su álbum necesita uno más pix memorable!

(chef enters backstage as the smell of 'kitchen' accompanies him. The cookies are ready)

naijaboiy:

(licks spanish sweet, about to change language, so to speak)

( as they both walk to reply Eze 'Razor' Promoe, he pours john cena's fruity pebbles and rushes it hungrily)

naijaboiy:
message to everyone. Keep doing what you're doing as long it is good in your mind and in the sight of God.

Human beings are insatiable,,never waste your time trying to please someone...you've got your own life to live,,do not hurt yourself in the process.

Graciàs

(Gustavo smiles @ d mention of 'Gracias' he increases sharpness to +16 )

MizMyColi:
Hmmmmm

Aren't you proud of her? orrrrr

You should mention her y'know.
Even if she's not an NLer
I believe (in one way or another) she must have been instrumental to your victory.

Dave.p
Get ready to focus the camera and lights on her, incase she's in the studio today

(refocus cams, removes studio hat;the undertaker's exact and rubs hair and places it back as lights tremble)