DaveP's Posts
Nairaland Forum › DaveP's Profile › DaveP's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 670 671 672 673 674 675 676 677 678 (of 845 pages)
 Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by daveP(m): 9:32pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:(summons to Gustavo who rushes and replace old sch mic with wireless and headpiece mic capable of transfering data) done ma'am jst place it on ur head, yes there.. Good . Nw all u need is jst speak.  |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by daveP(m): 9:28pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
djeezy:aha now. Maintain relaxation. No need to be that tensed up |
| Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Gets Award From Her Hometown by daveP(m): 7:28pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
qadeerkug:nah, i doubt its dat. She went out of respect for elders. The publicity is good for them. Lol |
| Romance › Re: Girls, If Ur Guy Is Not One of These 3, Sorry O! by daveP(m): 7:26pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
dechandel:(writes mail en sends to e-planner obviously Gustavo) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:24pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
JeffreyJamez:JJ, wetin i go tok nw? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:22pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
dre11:dre stop! |
| Romance › Re: Girls, If Ur Guy Is Not One of These 3, Sorry O! by daveP(m): 6:33pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
dechandel:wow! Il bring my entire crew over. (accepts transfer cuts it in half and give her half) that way it will be fun knowing its ur birthmonth. Prepare for it. We'l handle the rest  |
| Literature › Re: Deceitful Couple by daveP(m): 6:20pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
D9ty7:thank bro. This month Lit section gets a sudden limelight. Cant but |
| Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Gets Award From Her Hometown by daveP(m): 6:13pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Good. But why isnt Chi smiling nw.  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:06pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Trypa:il tell u (whispers) |
| Literature › Re: The Most Wanted Maid by daveP(m): 6:02pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
More ink to your pen Calis! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:59pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
kingphilip:(rkos him) hw u dey? |
| Romance › Re: Girls, If Ur Guy Is Not One of These 3, Sorry O! by daveP(m): 5:57pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
dechandel:lets say its "advanced calculus" i.e school. ah thats true. Cant wait! I hope d feeling is diff frm last year's own(it didnt feel like december) ive been good! |
| Romance › Re: Girls, If Ur Guy Is Not One of These 3, Sorry O! by daveP(m): 2:46pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
dechandel:lol i wish. Well i agree. Twill be exceptional you been kinda occupied like i am. Whats up? |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 2:42pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
dre11:  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky!!!! by daveP(m): 2:34pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Trypa:lol |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by daveP(m): 2:31pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
daveP:continuation the missile went high into the sky while they still jubilated. Then the young recruit discovered it wasnt having less direction and then it started falling(freefall). He shouted and they all ran to view it in the sky, except the General who was so obsessed with d bottle. They all ran toward the bunker cos it was falling toward their camp. Almost suddenly the missile was active again. And as it came closer, the entire field was already empty. D young recruit didnt enter. The missile blew the very bunker apart and soon the pitiful looking faces were all smeared with black as they lined up abreast and passed pails of water to quench the fire. Note: The camp the soldiers the general the strategy the ignoranmus the young recruit excitement backfires sober teamwork coming late organization obviously needed. Becoming enemies  Lets see!!! |
| Literature › Re: Deceitful Couple by daveP(m): 2:00pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Things r changing! U made Fp Tiffany |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:57pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
| Family › Re: What's So Special About Your Age That You Hide It? by daveP(m): 1:52pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
FRANCELANDERS, PLS BE DONT SOIL THIS INNOCENT THREAD WITH YOUR SCHOOL REMINISCENES Swedish-landers would soon surface outta nowhere. Nawa o. They go even add "I know Zlatan" |
| Family › Re: What's So Special About Your Age That You Hide It? by daveP(m): 1:44pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
(After an interview omorodion takes the large file filled with forms of applicants for the job he goes thru and scans their passport one after the other and makes some seperations of form based on looks. He gets tired and goes for a drink to return 3hrs later) boss: omorodion, hw many have u seperated? I hope u paid (lowers eyeglasses meant for fashion that ease to see above them) attention to their ages as well. Omo: yes oga, over 400 applicants, ive pick about 22 so far) boss: good when u reach 50, throw the remaining forms away, tell zaki to burn them with d old files i gave him omo: yes sir! Boss: we dont have need for them. Its jst a paper to make things look OFFICIAL and orderly. Omo: okay sir(goes to end selection and seperation in 2hrs. He is seen from the office balcony throwing a bulgy brown file downstairs. Zaki adds it to the fire) N:b-what you read is entirlye semi-fictitional and shouldnt be taken so so serious. But it happens |
| Family › Re: What's So Special About Your Age That You Hide It? by daveP(m): 1:37pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
I fill a form or im asked how old and i say my age reply: Guy u don old o!! Me: hmm, abeg leave that one! Few days later i discover that mr "guy u don old o" is actually much older than i am. Well it doesnt bug me much. Its fun when they go about guess hw old u are and which tribe u are(this is an advantage especially when u tell them and their reply is "u dont look hausa, u dont look ibo, u dont look yoruba) age was sweet back then, but alot make u hide the real one these days(emphasis on form filling before u are giving something or the order)... |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:20pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
kingphilip:haba nw |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by daveP(m): 1:18pm On Nov 22, 2014*. Modified: 2:22pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
I vote Naijaboiy!!! Cc- Ezepromoe 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by daveP(m): 1:16pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
You know what (adjust in spring chair) A movie titled "Cheaper by the dozen" These guys actually soldiers gathered together with a warhead, missile- a rusty one. They rolled it out and decided to adjust this and dat, so that the balance would be achieved b4 they launch it. Their uniforms alone was enough reason to laugh@them(fady green and between dirty and neat). Their faces as though they were suffering.(you knw that pitiful look, yet the way d person moves and acts is with absolute confidence; confidence in rubbish, or foolishness/ignorance) Well they balanced it and the guy that claimed he had launching experience pusedh aside others and set the missile for launch. It didnt go. The obviously ignorant General shouted that their bodies smelt and they should redraw back. He was smelling as well Finally one young, new recruit(obviously ignorant as well) launched it and see jubilations(hiperty-hops) as if it was Christmas!! One of them popped champagne, but that celebration ended in the next few seconds.... To be continued!! (even the blow-horn used for summoning was rusty and produce one funny sound that was cow-like) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:10pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Cheriepet:erm sis charijee(she comes around also. Im sueing dre for damages to the tune og 1,000,000 1,000,00kobo dre11:hmmm Cheriepet:erm... |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:02pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Cheriepet:(hears name and rushes outside room 6 afap) Big sis (gets two punches from tomRank gloves. Flies across palor corridor) i can explain pleasssseee!! Erm.... Okay wait wait wait!! Wait now (exhales fast) erm.... Pleasssee(she throws another punch and anoda) |
| Sports › Re: US Embassy Ruins Blessing Okagbare’s Honeymoon by daveP(m): 9:01pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
I dont like this its saddening. If its a signal then we better focus back on this diplomacy of a thing. They come here like the sands of d sea, yet they turn us down. If no one sees value in our system, then lets create one for them to respect and yield to. The earlier the better. We want to tread d part that they have some policies they follow. Last time i check, its unseeming if they actually follow to the book, so why this. FG should do something. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky!!!! by daveP(m): 8:53pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
[b]I en my beloved darling Trypa, wish Lanicky the Landlady, keeper and director of the strategically-placed and exquisite E-family. (Trypa sings in her sweet sonorous voice "Happy Birthday" to a taken aback audience. Some whisper as she sings. They applaud after she holds d audience spell bound) (to the celebrant) No be small cos u turn two-one [21] if u tall tomrw, we go come join to merry but e no need, cos u tall pass. You fine pass a lovely heart. A good and warmhearted lady. (sits at piano as he sings) i felt the wave pass me by i turned and opened my eyes and then i remembered(a short pianoic pause) that today was the day!... I followed the wave to reach and have the fun cos it evolve all around you and i can but see it thru ( )(chorus) HBDee she turns 2-1, Shake the beads, blow the tuba Gustavo shout tralala fa mi so do ti lala do ti la do ti la (lets go) HBdee, she turns 2-1 shake the beads, blow the tuba Gustavo shout tralala fami so fami so Happy Birtthhhhhhhdayyyyyyeeee (silent bands gets enlivened and repeats chorus as drums rolls, heads are nodding. One man obviously excited in the crown runs wildy up and down) Hbdee, she turns 2-1 on a 2-1! Happy birthday!!! (peformance crescendoes and audience applauds) Thank you, a wonderful soul, perhaps you need fetch a bowl to see what im talking of.[/b] 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Girls, If Ur Guy Is Not One of These 3, Sorry O! by daveP(m): 1:57pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
dechandel:if the guy sees this ur siggy, im sure he'l throw punches with less vigor.  |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 1:26am On Nov 21, 2014 |
KingTom:(comes out from behind a hidden tree, bends down to take Gustavo disguising as dave since coffin time started.slaps Gustavo's cheeks to waken him. He gets up stunned) amigos nice one. Your accent and air was a near perfect semblance to me that he didnt know who was who cos of this(shows untertaker's hat) he took a dummy on his broad chest as well(they walk towards a diner close by. African** is seen having a good time) see it wasnt her all this while.(waves) Tom must be furious by now! (curtains fall) |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 1:20am On Nov 21, 2014 |
....1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 670 671 672 673 674 675 676 677 678 (of 845 pages)