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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:18am On Nov 21, 2014

SexySapphire:
Evening house. Hope u're all doing great? I'm sorry I've been away for a while, I've been busy working on an M.SC project and it's time consuming. I hope I was missed? I'm partially back sha. I missed u all.
Charije.e
Jeffreyj.amez
dave.p
Dre1.1
Chibw.ike, I hope u're still one of the contestants, if yes pls mention me on the nxt voting thread. I hope u win.
Cheriep.et
Lanick.y
Trypa, I hope u're feeling stronger now? The lord will continue to strengthen u.
King.philip
...And everybody. Have a lovely night rest.

i wish you d best in that project. Twill be awesome results we'l hear when the time comes. We're all doing fine!

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 11:01pm On Nov 20, 2014

Trypa:
Ok I will go check out someone ok? Bt frist u have to take permission frm my man davep

ure da best.

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 10:59pm On Nov 20, 2014

Truckpusher:
I would rather die with konji than take permission from that your chewing gum boy friend.

When you start dating big boys like Mr coRk,andyblaze and spacegoat I'll do the needful

(stops stereo player) shocked

(dry throat) leave her o..... Im nt Carmelio. What i do. I dey smell something.

(continues on threadmill)

Celebrities › Re: Top 25 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Perceived Rivals ( Pictures) by daveP(m): 10:54pm On Nov 20, 2014

(wondering and pondering) lets ask ourselves these questions...

The beef between Genny and Kate, isnt it clear it carries weight than meets the eye? (i personally think this is connected to kate matrimonial home.)in this regard was genny caught in the act?

2) tonto everywhere, what does she gain ones the hype dies in a decade time?

3)they keep fighting ove AGN, PMAN, MMAN, Muson and Puson. Later they'l come to disturb FG. Where are the past presidos of these bodies?
End of rhetorics....

Observations: Chioma messed up i was even shocked when Muma agreed to wash everyones clothe and yet chioma's nerves were still on 'launch command'. They swapped status after that quest.

Nothing special about the 3yvonnes oda dan they bear the same name.

Some Yoruba beefs are as follows:-

Pasuma and Osupa (5star beef)imagine exchanging insults thru songs for years. Haba now. Funny enough, they sold

funke akindele and toyin aimakhu: when toyin came from nowhere with alakada to rival Jenifa.

Funke adesiyan and one actress

fathia balogun

ronke oshodi

femi adebayo and odunlade aka sunday dagboru de(femi was d best and was enjoying d tag, until dagboru came and snatched it with a busy film shooting schedule in almost 11months. Similar to tonto vs mercy. Though they r men and cant go tweet-ranting(a +for most yoruba actors)

ruggedman and 9ice

Cc:lalasticlala

i can go on.

N:B-i have wondered and pondered d Kate-Genny issue and its so bad it survives more than half a decade. Cmon wake up. This beef pass cash matter. A man is involved o! shocked

(drop file tagged "KG ponders" wink

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Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 10:36pm On Nov 20, 2014

Tashamania:
surprisingly I told you am a judge in the contest.

Have we met before?

i wasnt aware if u actually posted that. Its ok! Where do you reside? I doubt that.

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 5:17pm On Nov 20, 2014

AfricanApple:
u want his e-wives to come and cut off my neck

he would be a good lover though

btw, u are tempting me with your lines o

(looks for his love to see if shes near) we'l settle soon enough grin

tom cant allow them slaughter u per se

Celebrities › Re: Psychologists Say People Born In These Following Months by daveP(m): 5:15pm On Nov 20, 2014

dovelike:

i didnt mean to. Im a cool person, i know u are too....

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 5:11pm On Nov 20, 2014

KingTom:
***Just before I am blown I disappear into thin air, appearing behind DavP! He shudders in fear and begs to be spared. I turn his gun into bread and he runs away***
©Kingtom 2014

(freezes time, backforwards to when he slowly ascends from coffin. Replays time) iwo pada yi aye(space) eh! (yoruba drama music used for scary scenes is played in background) aha

(wears The Undertakers hat and exits as his WWE scary theme tune fill d air, sights Africanapple frightened, goes to comfort her. Her cheeks r blue)

grin

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 5:06pm On Nov 20, 2014

Tashamania:
I dont get

u turned my approach down surprisingly.its all good.

Forum Games › Re: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by daveP(m): 5:00pm On Nov 20, 2014

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 4:55pm On Nov 20, 2014

Trypa:
Baby u ought to knw dat dis love is strong

Truckpusher can tell about dat

truckpusher? (bends head like bird in texanomaly's profile.) sure he does. So do i. I can sing u a song my honeycomb

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 1:53pm On Nov 20, 2014

Missmossy:
Yeah.. It has.

How you doing?

ive been good o. E no good to forget a number so soon o. tongue

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 1:50pm On Nov 20, 2014

Trypa:
Sweetheart @dvep wat r u trying to say

@luxan.ne gud mown how was ur nite?

hw powerful is d kiss

that u didnt get what i was saying? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 1:47pm On Nov 20, 2014

luxanne:
Dr.e11, i can spank you right now. What the hell are you waiting for? Stop making my girl sad and do the needful jor

@Dave.P, i'l think about your comment. Not a bad idea

@Cdamse.l, you are crazy. Only you 2 guys, hehe, i like this

@Bantin.o, sure. I've compiled the list and will paste them on the new thread

@Africana.pple and Trypa, good morning dearies

@Ijechikk.y, oh dear. Thats why Tashama.nia and i are here, to get you partners tag: Log.oDWhiz (come keep this cutie company, will you )

@Texa.nomaly, alright dear. Noted

@Nitl.ad, and pls no spamming

hmm goodt

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Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 7:46am On Nov 20, 2014

luxanne:
That's more like it

Davep and Trypa *names entered*

morning sweet! kiss

@Trypa

@luxanne gud am. I beg to differ, our host should have a date in the sense of a guy co-host

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Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 9:13pm On Nov 19, 2014

Tashamania:

I See!

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 9:10pm On Nov 19, 2014

KingTom:
***The air becomes cold and darkness fills the atmosphere. Weaver Birds flee for their safety, Crows wail and put fear in all. Lightening strikes and thunder bellows! A grave breaks open and a gold coffin arises, The coffin shatters and a figure appears! The figure in a baritone voice at base 100000 Speaks and rocks shatter!***

"Who dares call my name?"

(the very moment he speak, I crackle Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator 2's shotgun and send his sprawling back into the coffin, silence is restored;lowers shotgun and an owl hoots from afar mockingly)

there's only one i can accept-the one thomas cat acted with one ole broom-flying hag!

grin

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 8:57pm On Nov 19, 2014

Trypa:
* Kissing him on his lips* baby I miSsed u

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition: Semifinals! by daveP(m): 8:52pm On Nov 19, 2014

(descends from chopper with Gustavo who is looking better suited up than even C.Ronaldo)

(to Gustavo) what are we coming to do here sef?

Gustavo: amigos, not much, jst a response to a BLUEPRINT file.

Me: angry

and you call that nothing much? You have a point. We neednt be suited up. Its not a John Legend Bash.

Gustavo (smooches curly hair) if you say so. (sights client and his pretty date from afar, he pulls off suit and runs as though high. Well he is "high", cos the location is the top of a skyscraper)

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition: Semifinals! by daveP(m): 8:37pm On Nov 19, 2014

That moment you rem Lagbaja still sings senses than those inspired by that wrap!

Nodu nodu gragra for me ah-(after i heard d real words clearly @ age 15)

nodu nodu gragra form eba-wat ive been hearing since.

Bottomline- find out the lyrics of a song if u dont know a line or two!

(drops Sam Axe's holiday/beach wear, changes to something official looking. Views files awaiting. Notices one with a BLUE PRINT ) hmmm (skims thru with hand btw nose and lips, legs on table.)

grin

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by daveP(m): 7:32pm On Nov 19, 2014

Aaron on, im loving aluko's style

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 7:21pm On Nov 19, 2014

Missmossy:
Where's everyone

La.dycloud
L.iamm
da.vep
Zyz.xx
Thin.ezy
Babe.2sure
Decod.e55
And others

hi. Its been long though.

Celebrities › Re: Psychologists Say People Born In These Following Months by daveP(m): 7:16pm On Nov 19, 2014

dovelike:
Which day?

the day u quoted me emotionally on a thread like that...

How are you?

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 6:04pm On Nov 19, 2014

AfricanApple:

yeah it is. thanks

u welcome.

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 6:01pm On Nov 19, 2014

AfricanApple:
what is KT?

nope

(looks at into her eyes as silence pervades room... It becomes a disturbing silence, a bird chirp is heard a few metres away. Lowers intonation and smiles)

KingTom

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [campaign Thread] by daveP(m): 5:59pm On Nov 19, 2014

(enter thread as fast as possible, jots a thing or two as fast as possible......

Guess my next action......

Nah no bangs today! (exits thread with carkeys in hand)

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 5:56pm On Nov 19, 2014

Trypa:
Hey dave where have u been? I missed u

me likewise! (drops guitar, turns head @ direction)

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 1:54pm On Nov 19, 2014

AfricanApple:
tasha tasha, u know u a hot chic na

I wonder which one DavP would prefer, hot chic or cool one

its def gonna be d hot one right?

where is KT? shocked

who are you with? Anyone yet?

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 1:51pm On Nov 19, 2014

AfricanApple:
the **** does not matter, what matters is the 'African'

good morning, hope u slept well

(tries pronunciation silently for clarity) afri.. African... Africanapple! Hmm!

sure i did. Guess d day's going on well?

Celebrities › Re: Anna Banner And Onyinye Fight Over Flavour by daveP(m): 1:49pm On Nov 19, 2014

priscaoge:
Feeling Safe*

Lol... History might repeat itself

better! History repeat.

When history is about repeating itself, give give me your hand, we'l change it together(talking of general history nt Flavour o. Banner and Yinye own don pre-repeat already) grin

omG!

France
Holland
Ireland and Nairaland

soon we'l see "i schooled in Finland, krygystan, bhutan" etc
(outlines counterplay to stop the trend, jots a thing or two)

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by daveP(m): 1:43pm On Nov 19, 2014

Tashamania:
nothing, but you can still hook up with African

shes a cool chic

if i can get a reason or two, il oblige!

Besides i kinda lipsrsealed

(scratches head as Hibbleton from Zack Braff's Scrubs chants "Its all about you" wink

Nairaland General › Re: Happy Nairaland Anniversary To Me by daveP(m): 1:37pm On Nov 19, 2014

8-) 1yr? Graduation.

Beware the robot across the Fo-room!

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