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dammytosh:
Kid dey get son ?

kingtom

dahji

abeg come see this post!! (coughs up blood)

The "file oshe" spirit has forsaken him!
Seem Cashflow is on Pause Menu.












Wait did u jst say "file oshe" as dbanj does?

Wait this is in Abuja right?


(wondering and pondering)


well if OBJ the Muscovite could go back to school, any popc or mumc fit.



But wait o, if her son be her senior, e fit punish her?

Na confirm, state of the science monitoring be this!!

Awaiting news From Desmond Olusola's camp!

lalasticlala:
I just pray the best candidate wins in my state, Abia

nawa o she said my mind vvvv

kennygee:
This man looks well fed.

mencade4:
hahahahahah......tell me the thread that you are always in, i will definitely join you tomorrow with some latest recipes of mine.


Hahahaha....i hope you have not Buhari interest in cooking.

e mean say una never meet Gustavo. I still dey now. E don grad pass chefdom. Sha resume. Wetin happen to mencade5 and 6. This "4" na serious stepdown o

AmberQueen:
Im good dear... U?

That santa on ur dp tho...lol

you just remember me today? Sinceeeeeee....

Well ive been good.

mencade4:
good luvk to them



anoda name for lost/loser is buhari.


E.g.

1. You are a buhari.
2. All buharis shall have consolation prizes.
3. I have buhari my handset.
4. Chelsea buhari their match to newcastle today.
5. Jose mourihno has been buhari-ing to alan pardew in newcastle's stadium.
6. I dont want to buhari my girlfriend to another guy. I love her so much.
7. Someone buhari is book. Buhari but found, careless owner.
8. He buhari is manager in a car accident.

guy resume dicing, spicing, spraying and slicing of salmon, peperoni, etc


@topic..... Emem sha! HML

buhari that parrot-like neck with early morning jogging pls!

CFCfan:
The corruption concern is quite valid. The tertiary institutions could request personal statements (essays) from successful applicants as an additional requirement, to root out any applicant who gained a good score through cheating.

The excuse for this method would be "i may be bad in english language, but im hot in physics"

LogoDWhiz:
In the tertiaty section;
Old lecturers should be laid off. New, confident, young and willing lecturers should be introduced.

Regular appraisal of staffs performance each session by students.

Let there be a stop on this strikes.

Indiscipline should be curbed among secondary school student.

Scholarships should be more than this.

that would be regarding the retirement age for teachers. Which in turn is directly linked with their welfare.(if they are well paid, the retirement age would/can be reduced).


Strikes and welfare intertwined. You wonder if their kids are studying under the same conditions with which they treat students...

kilokeys:
old faces. old ways. same problems.

arent we tired of folks crueless abt the state of things in d nation.

these guys are so clueless.. they use massive phones with not a single app.
and they wanna lead us

even how to open tabs on a facebook page is more a harder task than drop cash to dualize one road. Its a pity....


Choosing the better of worse candidates to govern/lead us has always been haunting us. No good candidate again!

(measures out yard of crimson red material with ojota aboki) abeg how mach na this material?


Aboki: bring 4500 last(he looks away so i can feel he is serious and tired at the same time)


Me: take 3k now



curtains fall......



Genny, 38yrs is the yardstick, if you dont find the man that would take you up the aisle, i may have to conclude my theories....

Dont be scared.

Okay....

Lets see(smooches beard) vs ftc


(jots a thing or two) vs "I schooled in france"

(wondering and pondering)........



I wonder which one is charity comment again. Abeg swerve down.


@topic: these are still nollywood's top 5. Tonto where art thou?

Sweden has always been a tough nut to crack for us. I guess this time, we're rewriting history with a different ink-Skyblue!

We will scale thru and goals would come.

Cheriepet:
I didnt, it is just HIM!!!

dave if u make dis babe cry one tear i go forgot my glove for ur jaw!!! NO TRY ME O

(cross leggehs on table with swags) Yes Big Sis! You got ma word!

Trypa:
Gud to go? How I don't get

hi hon! I hope your day went well? Was referring to what u wanted to submit. Have you submitted all

Cheriepet:
Wow!!! dis is what u are supposed to do since!!! oya come give big sis a hug

Trypa better treat my bro right or u will ansa to me btw welcome to d family darling.... charjee i think anoda baby will on it way soon

the one Chari born dey Scotland?

luxanne:
And what's the occassion? Lol

signifying "Done" by rubbing hands.

Got mail

Trypa:
DAve I couldn't send it's not delievring cus of dat mb stuff how will I do it now

i guess its good to go now.

luxanne:

(Rubs hands delightfully)

dechandel:

Aka whatever it is
Tah. Anticipate fire
You had better go and prepare me a wonderful birthday v.n
Birthday is on the 18th of this month


Cc: Gustavo

noted the very day il be dreaming of how il enter the doors to Home frm school!!

(sights mencade4)

AmberQueen:
9/10

No 6 is off my list bcs to deal with d men of our time,a lady has to be smart.

Hence,I cannot help been too smart....

i for kukuma dey solve my chemistry assignment dey go, you dragged me here. Now im tired of solving

how are you doing? HNM

Oooorh!! These Ghanaian ministers have this comical trend when performing miracle. Yes they have their nigerian counterparts, but it seems they wantu overtake us. E.g- a man pulling an imaginary rope from a woman in d name of deliverance. He keeps "pulling" and the rope is so long the pastor reached far to d door of the church to make u believe that "rope" is long! Of course we know the woman would be reacting as well.

E-getas-E be
(wondering and pondering)

CFCfan:
I'd suggest the following:

- The FG and states should set up educational grants for students of tertiary institutions. The award of the grants could be based on a student's GPA and/or enrollment status.
From the over N800bn that would be saved by the FG if it implements the Oronsanye Panel recommendation, close to N60bn can be earmarked for this purpose

- It should be mandatory for ALL Secondary and tertiary schools to have sports facilities before they (schools) are given operational licenses .

- The federal UBEC should be scrapped; States and Local governments should take FULL responsibility for primary education. But I'm for the FG still retaining the power to make broad education policy.

- The JAMB exam should be the only exam required to gain admission into a tertiary institution. However, the institutions could set a quota for first-year admissions and/or increase the JAMB score required for admission.

well said. That Jamb part though! We would have many idle@ homes if it is/was the only way out. Even now that it reeks wit corruption. If sanitized, i have no choice but to agree.

Nice Suggestion!.....

dechandel:

Na for Naija guy wan come compliment my mama food Them no born am well to show face for our gate sef

Na for Naija you wan come do sidewalk?? Hian.
Okada go be your escort

Naija guys be like if you can't open the door your self.. Stay back


Romantic kor
Pls bring the Naija version of this write up jare

(scribbles down a thing or two, looks up and says) Its December, time to aim Higher. Settle for nothing less Diva

I can bet she's sitting under a shade reading from Joel Osteen's Become a better you!!!


(gives her the "lemme confirm something" look)

guess what im goina write next?....








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(Jots a thing or two)

This idea surfaced some months back when i scanned through Encyclopaedia Brittanica(mainly educational systems in some countries). Ideas on how to change Nigeria's faulty, educational sector crossed my mind and i felt like all i needed was just publicity to make it known.(an average Nigerian ALWAYS have this feeling)

But alas, the fire died down, but i kept seeing constant bad, lamentable news of how we all passed through a rotten foundation incapable of making us "Leaders of tomorrow" in the real sense of it.

This sector just seems too big for any Government to handle in 4years! -Fact

and thus my idea surfaced....

We should drop our suggestions on how this sector can be demolished, rebuilt and functioning in a healthy manner.

Each and everyone should take note to make mention of the following in their suggestions

*Teacher's Salary and Welfare

*Admission and Exams required(Should there be another system outside Jamb, Waec, Neco, etc)

*Student welfare and school infrastructure.

*Sports system for schools.

*Appreciation Programs for students and teachers alike

*Open, random ideas you feel should be effective if put into practice.


Let's start seeing them

JeffreyJamez:
una 2 don gree come out in public ba

charijee:
Can you withstand it this morning?

charijee:
Lol ....Jeff has done that a long time ago .....what's in those envelopes?

$$ (smacks her hands off the velopes, her ole woman gele falls down)

Trypa:
Awww dis is awesome davep sweety am really hmm am just short of words to say. Aww so in love with dis cheripet did u actally give him d strategies he is using?

strategies? Uve seen nothing yet dear. Il be submitting today

luxanne:


All the best in ur exams.

thanks! Il be submitting today. Some mails arent going thru.

charijee:
Ahan Ahan!!!!!!!.......The family is getting larger
All hail dave the chef........
Now the needful has been done
To dave and Trypa.....happy union
Now meet my twinny Kingphilip and settle the dowry♡♡♡♡
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Good morning house

chai see ordering around. Abeg if i hear say jeffrey pay here for chari, i go faint (drops two flat envelopes sealed wif a blueprint)

On the 1st page one fellow like that calle virginity- "percieved misery".

Ironically he/she sounded as foolish as Kermit.

Read comments that showed class, instinct and otherwise.

Dont call a guinea-pig a hedgehog cos u wish it has sharp spines!



Later those in "remorse avenue" would go to Church on Sunday and be shouting and dancing

"I KNOW WHO I AM, I KNOW WHO I AM"

INDEED, THEY TRULY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!
(wondering and pondering)