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Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..

6) The Heavy-Headed types: these ones eventually obey a law of mechanism. For some reasons best left to them, their pivotal neck suddenly feels so weak to lift the head on it. And because 'output' is not equal to 'input', the head shakes and tilts this way and that regulary till it takes a back fall which re-awakens the sleepster.


Mind you, the Over Sabi group would analyze his/her heavy head by then. Its a sort of amusement to them

naijaboiy:

Nosey you

Yes i'm really proud of her cos she really tried for me during the contest. She was really instrumental to my victory in no small way and she had her own share of the tongue lashing,,despite her not really having any business with it. But she held strong. That's what really makes me proud of her

Well she is an NLer but i'd like her person to be anonymous for this interview,,even though it's obvious to so many people

( edits a part and continues to roll camera)


(jots a thing or two) So to speak!

(Rko's Iceberlin he ricochets in air and drops still)

Oh!

I hope its real, so to speak!

(take dozen pix rotating the sony camcorder 360degrees)

This man in an attempt to prove something against APC this morning on NTA said


"100 divided by 100 is zero!"

The interviewer kept silent for 6seconds before actually correcting him that its actually one, and thus his point was invalid.

N:B- i just want what's best for our Country! Nawa o

I had some observation some yrs back with one theory that reigned be4 it subsided. It may still be happening but its a lady that 'Propounded' it--

"A lady has every right to slap a man, but a man MUST never attempt slapping a lady. Or else he isnt a man"


luckily i changed her mentality in time, but her friend no go gree. To dey slap just dey sweet her. She enter univ. She slapped and then: Gbam!

Her response when asked after been beaten on why to slap comes easy " I dont know. It just comes and i cant control it"

cc: Afrok

(approaches director of photograpy who tell cameraman1 to exit studio so Gustavo can handle it well. He does and Gustavo, suited up like an astronaut starts streaming effectively) Gustavo! Il be back....

Unibenstudent:
no time for that,and + this is not a new issue

imagine sum1 asking for source? How annoying! Even if d figures are altered, it can be more than 100naira less or more.

kingphilip:
Abuja marriage is where a man n a woman starts living together as husband n wife without the payment of dowry

n u guys just did dat

abuja!

Yeah, i agree she get demon, and she deserves flogging/beatings for doing that to that child, or maybe 10mins with one nairalander to carry out proper attitude adjustment.

BUT We've forgotten that this "i must get a maid syndrome has eaten into the family system.

Probably time spent with that baby reduced from say 15-16hrs to less cos of work, engagements etc. And thus maid-ism creeps in. Some dont believe they can survive without househelp and its sickening when you sit besides them and hear them call Iya Sikiru in the village to send over one lil girl or a lady or a boy, etc...... and here we are!!


It would have continued if that Cctv wasnt there. Even the parents had already trusted the maid within 20days that it took time b4 they could ascertain it was her(something called "trust on the bringer's word" i.e the one who brings d help is trusted so much and that trust is transferred to the maid. One cant even believe the maid can hurt a fly)


I hope the trend changes fast.


(in Koffi Kingston's accent) stay safe, dont try this@ home or @ school. Spend quality time with una pikin. That baby now fears even "friends of the parents" (a nervous coordination that may continue for sometime)which shouldnt be so........


(drops mic and descends podium)

Joshpet1:
is d question for me? .I'm nat softsparky by d way

d questions? Atall

I like the way they carried him. This week was about record-breaking. Jst that rooney ruined yesternight for Gunners!

This is a well carved nail, it should be hitting fp soon


softsparky!! Is that you?

op u forget beans, the one u cook en allow to burn small

Of course this is a "well carved mallet", it surely is hitting frontpage!!!

Dakore-classy. Twas a film? Didnt know

Beautiful, healthy and Iconic


one love! The 3rd pix: she looks like a member of soweto gospel choir in dressing!


Sorry France-landers, you def knw her!

FrancisTony:
That's what happens when our education is guided by only read, cram and pass without doing something like quantitative and IQ reasoning.

overhauling needed. I doubt FG is big enough to kickstart it. So bad.sensible post!

Erm i guess its time we know what to expect. It may be simple, but since its about knowing and preparatn, cant we know what to expect earlier. Like a summary of each process?

cc Luxanne

kingphilip:
u mean say dem don carry am go bedroom?
Chai dave.p n I been de respect u before o

kingphilip:
like seriously their matter tire me o

na Abuja marriage dem go do wey nobody attend

u dey push o. Continu o. (sips coffee) two of una sha! Wen u taya well, then una go relax ask wella

Okay lemme put it in this way:

(adjust worn out bowtie)Gustavo pls feel free to preach

(Gustavo climbs stage with Dakes Bible)

1st Samuel 13 vs 1-21

Amnon had "desperate love" for his sister Tamar.

Fastforward to verse 15

"And Amnon HATED her with exceeding hatred, for the hatred with which he hated her was greater than the "LOVE" with which he loved her.


(audience seem to be feeling Gustavo's sermon, some shout from behind "Preach on Gustavo" )

fastfoward to verse 20

"And Tamar remained desolate in her brother's house"

hmm! Whose fault?

Bottomline: desperate love= desolation=chaotic reaction(Absalom divided The Land of Israel becos of Tamar alone) that obey Newton's third law of Motion(for every action there is an "EQUAL but OPPOSITE reaction)


(fuel finishes in gen and gen makes hiccuping sound and eventually off. Gustavo leaves podium as audience gives resounding applause.)

chaberry:
Did you just say that this 23? Op this is the same reason boko haram still they exist

(coughs up blood from excessive laughter)

cococandy:
I rock it better . Lol. Kidding

Onyeka onwenu and chidinma look alike.

Why is that ugochi girl so masculine ?

cos she has a "girlfriend" who calls her "boyfriend".

dre11:
Oh
I should stop giving them the real info
Okay have heard u

i no send ! Man u won so take dat one and leave giving of info to gustavo

lanicky:
Yes we did it.....we've got d best team ever




daveP.....OPTIMUS PRIME DID IT AGAIN......COMMON LETS DANCE....WE'LL ALWAYS MAKE IT.....THANKS TO ALL MY E FAMILY MRMBERS ON LANICKY CHAT THREAD...THANKS FOR SUPPORTING NAIJABOIY ND CHIBWIKE.....WE DIDN'T LOOSE AT ALL.....THANK YOU BERY MUCH...


I DEY COME MA GO DOWNLOAD KISSES FOR U.

Beennkumar...

lol abeg o.easy now (efforts to restrain her prove abortive)

herald9:
[size=20pt]ARE WE GONNA HAVE A FIGHT NIGHT TONIGHT?



WHERE MY BENCH??!!![/size]

(sniffs) i guess as much. Potential seem to be converting to Kinetic.

tosyne2much:
Kachisbarbie thank you ooooo


** dancing shoki over here**

John Maxwell-Attitude +ve!! nice one

(watches as results drop) erm okay...



Have the upper hand. Rem cheaper by the dozen!


Tosyne2much
Chibwike
Emperorking
Kulboy

congrats at all. Y'all taught me a few things today

and also congrat Naijaboiy!!! Mr and Miss Nl converges finally.

Janeify:
hi,did you saw the mail i sent?

i did actually reply. Sometins wrng wif my mail then. Lemme resend. How have u been?

Kachisbarbie:
[size=15pt] Coming second, with an astounding....


*microphone trips off*

Please kindly fix this, @davep.

Bear with us ladies and gentlemen

#techincaLIssues. [/size]

done!! (looks back at nervous folks standing and shoving for a place near the stage)

Kach: and now

me: (reduces volume and cameras start rolling)