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Politics › Re: One Child-one Parent Bill Ready Soon....fg by daveP(m): 7:59pm On Oct 07, 2014
(folds hands and shrugs) if this is true, I'l be on stand-by watching when this would be thrown out of the house. Africans have difficulties with this kinda laws.
Celebrities › Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by daveP(m): 7:48pm On Oct 07, 2014
Hmm. Op have hope before you look up@ the rope. If cheeseball made it thru all these years, then noreous can resurface. You never can tell. But you can tell if you hold that noose over your head. Norus ko nero ni! grin

Literature › Re: Nairaland E- Workshop For Writers--Last Day Of 6(OCt5) by daveP(m): 7:21pm On Oct 07, 2014
AudreyTimms:
Nah! My uncle is though
you dont fancy concertos/acappella? (narrows eyes)
Car Talk › Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by daveP(m): 7:18pm On Oct 07, 2014
(bows to pray) O Lord (beads of sweat appears on his forehead) Lord give me the PATIENCE AND WINSDOM to teach her at Bravo-G or Kuwait field when the time comes. cool

she may however come an expert o. Amin!


Seing uncle gbenga nagging instead of his wife...mehn!! Cos she speeds instead of braking..... Egetasebee!
Car Talk › Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by daveP(m): 7:09pm On Oct 07, 2014
begwong:
The first and the last day i took my spouse to teach her how to drive,i ended up gicing.her a dirty slap,collected the car and drove home.
Dont know how she got home that day because it was a hell of a distance(17km) from our residence.
She can now drive,but it was somebody else tbat taught her.
fephew! shocked
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 6:59pm On Oct 07, 2014
Uchmandanfodio and sebak!!! I caught you blue-handed. Say something@ least. Your guy needs it!! Il appreciate. smiley
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 6:55pm On Oct 07, 2014
JigsawKillah:
I no the guy wey hold newspaper
He name na




















I nor no am o




SAW
guess now? tongue
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 6:45pm On Oct 07, 2014
charijee:
I'm cool dave, how's you?
great. I wont lie i need some break. But thats after this month. How are things at your place? smiley
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
CONTINUATION


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The morning assembly was done lackadaisically as the expectations of all students was focussed on arriving at the field. Some delayed coming to the school, others craftily strayed around the field and stayed in shadows expecting a convenient time to mingle unnoticed when the time arrived. The fact that they've been cautioned had little or no effect on them.



Louis was seen sitting with his teammates. They bonded fast and exchanges ideas on how to make the day worthwhile and better than the previous one. Their opponents were students of Global Excellence College. This time however, the senior boys would start proceedings instead of the junior team.


"Come around boys" the Games Prefect ordered as they rallied about him. He instructed them on working as a team and avoiding unnecessary brawls if they didnt receive passes. Louis walked up the stairs when he felt drenched by water from above. He cried out angrily and looked at the perpetrator, only to discover it was Elizabeth. She laughed despite her classmate restraining her. Louis looked on angrily.

"Come on, just wanted to see you son." She finally admitted. Reluctantly he went to the hall and stood still frowning. He wasnt that angry, but he felt he needed to take advantage of facial messages to make her uncomfortable, which it did, as she apologized. He sat down and smiled.


"How about...?

"My brother! Is that why you drenched me? He's back in school." Louis cut in slyishly.

"Louis! " she exclaimed.


"I have a game today. I dont want to get angry. But you almost did. I guess you'l punish me if i did?"


"You dare not! Dont try it Louis" she snapped.


"Aha, the look on your face when its done would be costly. Cant wait to lie in wait." He concluded.

"Hmm, just think of what my mates would do if they caught you."


"So you'l wait for them to devour me? I see." he nodded.


"Hope you're ready for...."


"I should be asking you that." Louis said as he bounced his back on the wall repeatedly. "These snacks you're eating, i hope we are safe during game-on?"


"Sure." Just then the bell rang and the whole school rushed to prepare heading to the Constanto. There was a surprise however, the senior boys were provided soccer boots! The juniors watched on hopefully and expected they would be granted the same. They left for the field in batches.



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At a bar in one of the city's exotic Hotels, Mr Ibe sipped away at his bottle of beer. He repeatedly looked at his wristwatch, perhaps he was expecting a visitor.


How he was able to still be walking around was more like a testimony, despite evidences of his threat calls to Mr Ojemba. It sure paid to have long legs in every aspect of the society.



A tall fellow in dark googles, hands in pockets, navy blue suit entered and viewed the bar. He sighted Mr Ibe and headed towards him. Mr Ibe felt a strong hand on his shoulder and turned. He shoved aside the hand and offered the tall man a seat.


"Why try to frighten me?"


"It for fun, and you keep falling for it everytime. If only our colleagues know that. Perhaps you would have been a dead man by now." the tall man crossed his legs and ordered for some juice. This annoyed Mr Ibe who expected his visitor to settle for something stronger. The tall man scoffed in return.


"So..... How far about this cash? Any news. I heard you went as far as dissecting a family because of this. You still have a month, so why the desperate turn of events? Mr Odion asked, for that was his name.


"O.D! It doesnt matter, desperate measures are needed. I cant imagine you sitting down and watching like a spectator when you have a six figure debt on your head." he sipped his beer, and studied his bottle absentmindedly.


"Hmm. You involved the 'men in black' or is it blue! Keep it up, i might need your services if you arent convicted by any magistrate in a few weeks."


"I can take care of myself O.D! This would be over in Three days at worst. So calm down, your boss' dough would be ready. Such an impatient f00l!"



Odion watched his 'business partner' as he sipped away at his juice. This man surely knew his onions. He drank the last drop of his juice and exited the Hotel Premises. He watched about him for any stalker before entering his vehicle and drove off. He however didnt see a fellow dressed in a dandogo holding some newspapers.


Who he was remained unresolved!


Song: 9ice- Street Credibility
Literature › Re: Nairaland E- Workshop For Writers--Last Day Of 6(OCt5) by daveP(m): 4:10pm On Oct 07, 2014
AudreyTimms:
Beethoven, Mozart, Enya, Yanni- Lullabies!

I'm cool. Hmmm.....strenuous! *she exhales*
(sniff decemberness in the air) we'l all take a necessary 'holiday' soon, dont worry. wink

(whispers) are you a fan of handel or hadyn?
Career › Re: Nigerians And Their Graduate Mentality by daveP(m): 4:04pm On Oct 07, 2014
snowprince07:
True talk time to go learn how to prepare moimoi & kpoffkpoff grin
many will have 'faith' now and go and continue to add to roadside-dom(kiosking, mini-container shops, tarpaulin) and shanties we have at every junctions, corner, etc. Egetasebee! grin
Literature › Re: Nairaland E- Workshop For Writers--Last Day Of 6(OCt5) by daveP(m): 2:26pm On Oct 07, 2014
AudreyTimms:
Lmao! Na wa o! So much drama! I slept off during the beethoven rendition sha!
grin that means the record still stands. Many just doze off in comfort when its on play@ concerts. Though not as bad as Enya's.

Hope youre cool? How was your buildup to this workshop? (she exhales)
Foreign Affairs › Re: Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal In 30 U.S. States! by daveP(m): 2:20pm On Oct 07, 2014
My mind is suspicious of what is sweeping across the media world, kinda similar and like a chain-reaction. #ETT#
Education › Re: Babcock University Student Damilola Koya Died In His Sleep by daveP(m): 2:18pm On Oct 07, 2014
RIP. I hope stressing the brain isnt going to show on the forensic report! Hmm
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Nigerian Women Under 26: Who Is The Prettiest? by daveP(m): 2:15pm On Oct 07, 2014
What can i say? Powede ,celestine. But their non-make-up pix il love to see. Seeing Banner reminds me of football age! angry
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Ever Spend For Their Boyfriends? by daveP(m): 11:54am On Oct 07, 2014
AfricanApple:
my bad, it cant ever be all but its majority.
smiley you spoken already. Modification is available. (waltz outta thread)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-wife Cdamsel by daveP(m): 10:58am On Oct 07, 2014
Happy Birthday to you Cdamsel.




WYLLNP!!
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Ever Spend For Their Boyfriends? by daveP(m): 10:51am On Oct 07, 2014
AfricanApple:
there are lotta girls out there who would love to spend on their bf, but they know if they do, u guys will begin to look down on them and will think they want to track u down with d spendings. as I small reach like dis I know wetin I don do for guys, not bragging thou
hmm. Nt all actually. Thats why i love statistics to make a point. (emphasis on 'Nt all') smiley
Education › Re: See What Unilag Did!Is This Not Gonna Increase Materialism In Our Ladies? by daveP(m): 10:26am On Oct 07, 2014
Another of the millions of cases regarding MISPLACED VALUES. undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Forte by daveP(m): 12:28am On Oct 07, 2014
MizMyColi:
cheesy grin

To where?
lol im here. Yeah here. (looks about to ascertain destination) shocked
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 10:29pm On Oct 06, 2014
miztola:
Nice and entertaining write up Dave......more interesting stories ahead!!
thanks smiley
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Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 10:27pm On Oct 06, 2014
charijee:
Still a follower......morning dave
hi chari. Thanks alot. How have you been?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 10:20pm On Oct 06, 2014
Missmossy:
Hehehe *draws into his outstretched arms* m very well.

Ow your side?
lol.its been quite stressful. Need a long rest! But im fine.(looks round) hmm I smell Christmas.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOWUOGBO -the Badosky N by daveP(m): 10:18pm On Oct 06, 2014
I saw 'on your marks' two hours after charging and coming. What did i miss. (sees some guys sitting round a fire passing slabs of smoked/grilled beef round as they laugh like in the days of Long John Silver) shocked pix where are you?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 7:54pm On Oct 06, 2014
Missmossy:
Heyocheesy

Wassup
lol how u doing? Hope youre good. (shakes her) oh u want a hug? Okay come over...... grin

Literature › Re: Nairaland E- Workshop For Writers--Last Day Of 6(OCt5) by daveP(m): 7:50pm On Oct 06, 2014
(enters in concerto master's suit divided at the back like kirk franklin's. Takes a bow and picks up wand from table.

@ the click of a finger, a hidden wall gives way to a concerto band equipped with clarinets, trombones, OBOE, triangle, trumpets, saxos, violins and whatever is good for orchestral bewilderment. Waves hands as band stimulates the airwaves with a piece of Beethoven.


It ends on a high) Thank you! smiley (sits at piano) my fellow writers. Heres a song for y'all. smiley......


( test runs piano, as band kicks in with support. In high baritonic accent)


As we go on,

we remember,


all the times we, had together


and as our lives change, and whatever,


we will STILL BE....





FRIENDS FOREVERRRRRR........



(Stands to exit after applause, but floodlights refuse to off)


omo make this guy off this thing nah grin (runs)


One Love.


(comes back as Dave)
Literature › Re: Nairaland E- Workshop For Writers--Last Day Of 6(OCt5) by daveP(m): 7:37pm On Oct 06, 2014
Dygeasy:
Thanks Divepen for this chance. I appreciate too other facilitators.


Pardon my lateness. It was fun all the way!!

Thank you all.
im thinking of a collabo. Your lecture just reignited that. (salutes with two fingers)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 7:34pm On Oct 06, 2014
(enters feeling heavenly like a concerto choir inspire)


we are the champions! Die besten, die meister, le grand equippes.... The Championnnnnssss!


Hi yall
TV/Movies › Re: Has Any Movie Made You Cry?? by daveP(m): 7:19pm On Oct 06, 2014
LogoDWhiz:
yeah o.

Don't wanna remember the film jor.
grin but that dance part in d classroom? With aamir khan aka ranchoddas
Nairaland General › Re: 20 Types Of Registered Members On Nairaland; Where Do You Belong? by daveP(m): 7:18pm On Oct 06, 2014
lalasticlala:
DaveP where u belong sef? come talk ur own, after all na u suggest this thread
chai! Erm..... Il rather let someone else suggest for me, cos i cant really say shocked .


Callbackers/corporate cautioners- they read through the posts of an argumentative Op and pick out the lines which are not right.


Derailers have like 6categories under it. Hmm!

(resumes beard smooching. Jots a thing or two) il appreciate any1 that can just (emphasis on 'just') try to categorize me. (restarts wright brothers plane and takes off)
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by daveP(m): 7:06pm On Oct 06, 2014
HFOG:
Pls I'm hosting a fundraising event this saturday. I've been asked to prepare a schedule of events. I can't recall attending one before so I have little or no idea about what needs to be done in such events. The planning committee gave me one or two hints which I found very scanty. Pls anyone with ideas should help me out. Many thanks in advance.
LordRed Elanracey Specialit900 Obinoscoy Acidsis Idelogy Cirmull Jblu5 DveP Luanne Haros De1 Temiracie Xtarxhyne Mizmycli
a few moments... Lets meet at MizMy.Coli's forte, so we dont derail with rough suggestions. smiley (flies off)
Literature › Re: A Thread For Appreciation For Our Literature Section Amazing Authors! by daveP(m): 7:01pm On Oct 06, 2014
Thanks alot Fatalveli. Infact i'm.......... Im touched. We all need this kind everyday. Thanks smiley

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