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naijaboiy: Drum Roll

It was very difficult making this decision but I just had to

Cheryl1 and marieolae,,you guys did wonderfully well and blew my mind.

You were both very original and real but it just has to be one person....

And that person is





















[size=4pt]Marieolae[/size]

CONGRATS NAIJABOY! NAIJAGIRL YOUVE DEFINITELY FOUND!!!

and to MARIEOLAE...... I EXPECT TO SEE YOUR BESTSELLER SOON .
(plays westlife's Queen of my heart)
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Dygeasy: DaveP, good job! Thank you very much.

thanks brov

cheryl1: Okay..coming

okay.

iceberylin: ĞĨŔĹŚ ÁŃĎ ŤĤĔĨŔ ßŐŔĨŃĞ ĹĨŃĔŚ

(studio officers attempt to bounce him) (whistles) leave him alone (narrows eyes @ him)

cheryl1: Davep is it time yet? Ayam ready with my lines
*shivering*

yes you can. Thank you

farano: Alright sir *sweating profusely*

pls take the floor. Thank you!

SpcAgtOko: Me me me! My lines are ready

a moment (goes back stage and communes with anonymous director. Comes back out)


The floor is thrown open for delivery of lines. If you are ready pls step forward and lets make this hall boom. Thank you

farano: @ Dygeasy and davep I'm ready tho shivering

you can drop your lines now. Thank you!

marieolae: what is d meaning of all dis na haba ah..

i can only see 3 ready to drop their lines out of 12ladies. If anyone is ready then she can drop in the next 7mins.

Im thought everyone had their lines prepared already. Its just for the greater good

Goddamnit!! ( to camera) due to technical discrepancies. This has been rescheduled to 8pm. Pls no african time and no more wasting of time. (uses hand to demostrate 'ce fini')

To allow each and everyone of the contenders to breath, we'l be back after this commercial break of 15 mins only.


Rozzay
Softsparkyy
Teespice
Elantracey
Farano
Marieolae
Cheryl1
Ishilove
missberrypop5
Epathra
SpcagtOKO
Berem

softsparkyy: Are you guys serious? I thought it's tomorrow ooo.

@davep please spell my name right. No wonder I don't get your mentions.

(exhales sorry about that. No it is today.

iceberylin: ĤŐŴ ÁßŐÚŤ Ú ĹĔŤ ŤĤĔ ĹÁĎĨĔŚ ČĤŐŐŚĔ ŴĤŐ ŤŐ ŴŐŐ

ŤĤÁŤŚ ĨŦ ŤĤĔŶ Ŵill even ŴŐŐ ÁŃŶŐŃĔ

deliberations are past. All entries stand and must proceed according to book. Awaiting still!

However behind schedule, each contender has ten minutes. So please drop your lines. Berem i disallow you. Your withdrawal is unaccepted. . Hmmm.



(faints and revives two seconds after) Awaiting woo-lines

Pls Rozzay, Teespice and Softsparkky, the floor awaits you. Thank you!!

NOTES


Rozzay, Teespice and Softsparkky to woo OLUBUKATOO


The ladies' man, handsome, humorous and charming. Definitely the heartbeats of these three ladies must be pounding to deliver their best as he will be making a difference today on how to select- through woo lines.

Rozzay claims he is "her man"
Teespice definitely silent, yet you never can tell. I heard somewhere she is a lady with words. Can they pierce the gentleman's heart tonight. But definitely Softsparkky wouldnt wait and watch. She plans to bring her A-game. Hmm Olu is in for what i call........
Dont bother (puts hands in pocket




Elantracey & Farano to woo OBINOSCOPY.


Save for one- this particular contest would have been tagged 'the Modal woo'. The pretty Farano would give her all to make sure Elantracey doesnt beat her for the heart and soul of the calm and yet respected OBINOSCOPY!

My opinion doesnt influence one bit(emphasizes with finger) of this contest, or else i would have said this is going to be evenly contested. Romantic, sizzling hot lines. Watch out for this.




Marieolae & Cheryl1 to woo NAIJABOIY


Ahaha! (laughs and adjust collar) almost a reverse of one of the challenges during the men's edition. Love knows no bounds. Neither can you predict how this would turn out. Since lines are all about it (slaps mosquito off) sorry!

Since lines are all about it. This will make these two ladies 'frenemies' for just 20 minutes. And lastly they are both very very... Beautiful and he is very very very Handsome.

I still respect the law of magnetism though!




Missberrypop5 to woo CHIBWIKE



Sadly she has to prove to us how she can get him head over heel with her. Chibwike: you have the chance to publicly rate how her lines melted you. But make sure you do before you become a noble gas.


SpcAgtOko & to woo JBLUV55

What can i say than to smooch my beard (smooches it) JB has to rate her lines over a 100. So special agent OKO, you have to sketch those lines well.


Epathra to woo TALLESTY1


Epathra must be very please to have the tallest man on Nairaland at her command. You too have to rate her.




Ishilove & *** to woo MYND44

(smooches beard) Rate her lines also.


Berem to woo OBAYAYA. Berem i would like to rate you also, but OBAYAYA WOULDNT AGREE.


SO LETS SEE HOW YOU CANT MAKES THE HEARTS (ARGGGGHHHH) OF THIS GENTLEMEN (WAVES AWAY FLIES) TO POUND.

dj hit us all ( Timi dakolo's ololufe hits d air) ahhhh! Bo se 1, bo se 2, bo se baby baby, you look so beautiful......

destante: okies. I retract sir

you retracted? Okay . Final decision!

destante: okies mister dygeasy and davep, can I get a tentative slot with naija.boy.
if my phone is not dead by that time, honestly I am in.

okay il do the needful

pasqal09: DaveP, when is the actual wooing starting?

it starts by 6:45 exactly.

SLOTS


Slot 1.

6:45pm-7:05pm

Rozzay & Teespice & Softsparkyy to woo OLUBUKATO


Slot 2.

7:05pm-7:25pm

Elantracey & Farano to woo OBINOSCOPY.


Slot 3.

7:25pm-7:45pm

Marieolae & Cheryl1 to woo NAIJABOIY


Slot 4.

7:45pm-7:50pm

Missberrypop to woo CHIBWIKE


Slot 5.

7:50pm - 7:55pm

SpcAgtOko to woo JBLUV55


Slot 6.

7:55pm-8:00pm

Epathra to woo TALLESTY1



Slot 7.

8:00pm - 8:05pm
Ishilove to woo MYND44


Slot 8.

8:05pm - 8:10pm

Berem to woo OBAYAYA.[/b]

Dygeasy: No please carry on. I'm just going through one of those moments you can't do without logging on to Nairaland.


I'm in the kitchen now doing serious cooking.

okay. Chai those single slots dunno if i should redraw them cos its not a challenge again for those single slots.

Dygeasy: Sup bro?

lol im about getting started. Or are you here to continue?

Pasqal09, farano!! Kindly let the doors to this thread be yanked shut come 6:01pm exactly. Thank you!

daveP: (scans thru list amidst silence) Host is now DaveP!!!

(in Night pyjamas)


Ladies and Gentlemen! A short notice: SLOTS ARE ALL THROWN OPEN ONLY TO ALLOW MORE CONTENDERS TO MAKE THIS CHALLENGE WORTHWHILE AND ENTERTAINING.


SO LADIES, THE SLOTS ARE OPEN TO CONTEST FOR THE GENTLEMEN WE HAVE HERE. TIME STARTS THE MOMENT YOU SEE THIS!! THANK YOU!! LETS MAKE THIS WORK

Time's ticking....... Single entries may be rescinded! May!!

IrishKez: Yeah
dre1 is taking me out

erm.... where exactly. Gimme a min (searches for him)

charijee: was busy with other things, but I'm here na

okay. Lanicky need some interrogation.

IrishKez: Good for you
Guess your cough has gone now..?

cough! Thats long ago. Yeah it has. How is your weekend going. Do you plan any outing event, etc?

Begonia: I will tell Tiwa to start respecting her savage self

I will tell Toolz to go and loose weight.

lol! I doubt she would listen. Il frown when telling her though.

charijee: I'm fine o dave.....missed you....how's your day going?

i can say the same too. Its going good. What was happening all this while?

IrishKez: **gets him water to drink**

(drinks it exhaustingly) ahhh! Thanks Kez! Hope youre good?

Brace yourselves up (looks@ wristwatch) the time draws nigh!! Entries would be finally locked in for the challenge proper in 80mins from now(latest 5:30) thank you!