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CFCfan:

The Falcons may struggle if the so-called minnows (except Zambia) adopt a physical approach. Our team will breeze thru the group stage, but Cameroon or SA will make life tough for the Falcons in the semis.

especially those Camerouns, they are physical like their men's team. 3-1 was the last semifinal score btw us. They woman-marked perpetual hard. I hope Oshoala doesnt get into injury cos of that physical side.


Happy New month bro!!

IrishKez:
Na So una dey talk
Sweet-tongued!

hmm. So i was sweet-tonguing wit that.?

dre11:

U dey rap like those Fuji artist
U do tutolage under one of them ni

why do i get the feeling im about to be attacked somehow

dre11:
Did u see anything

Why raising a false alarm

dre me (points to chest and bulges eye) emi dre, me!!! Emi raise false alomo?

dre11:
FIXED

hayhay

IrishKez:
Was merely pretending I was having fun in that thread.
After all my preparation I was left hanging alone in the table like a sour thumb.

what can i do to make you happy. Just tell me 1. Your sad face i dont like. Smile for me.

IrishKez:
My night was awful
Was wetting my pillows with tears cos of dr11 disappointment with impunity.
Don't know that that was how he is

c'mon dont take it that way. Sorry dear! (hugs her) hmm! (rubs her hair comfortingly)
thought you were having fun@ d wooing challenge.

Dayjhihannon01:
Even goats dey parah for Atiku.. I dey laff o

But come oo.. I remember a goat do d same to Omishore's poster too in Osun months back.. Goats are now sensitive dan humans I think...

hehhehhe omisore didnt win which means it is atiku that would be visiting d tribunal.




That goat did nibble the piece of paper thus......


Caption in Newspaper: Goat nibbles away at an Atiku campaign poster as a 'fellow colleague' looks on.!!

Missmossy:
Morning Dave

Wats up

am good. Howz everyone liamm, dre, victoriousV...?

missberrypop5:
lol, publ. Na job interview

okay... No jst a freelance interview. Priv.

IrishKez:

dear its quite early to start crying. That moves me. (wipes it off) greeting with tears, asides tears of joy is.... I dnt like it now.

how was your night?

Missberrypop5!! Interview time. Choose a platform. Priv or publ.
morning house.

Lalasticlala.. U did d counter thread yourself? We go fight o. Rem to send that contact. Il be xpecting.

Missmossy-good morning. Morning @ y'all

Lala why na?

Thanks a lot farano!

Dygeasy: No please carry on. I'm just going through one of those moments you can't do without logging on to Nairaland.


I'm in the kitchen now doing serious cooking.

accomplished!!

IrishKez: You were the only guy I accepted to go on a date with in nl and this is how it turned out.
Thanks!

( enters door and pulls off suit en suspenders) hi home!

Have a wondeful night @ y'all. (signs out)

( runs back in diff attire onto stage sits at piano and renders)



When you're close to tears remember

Someday it'll all be over
One day we're gonna get so high

Though it's darker than December

What's ahead is a different color
One day we're gonna get so high
(switches to violin play and increases tempo)


And at the end of the day remember the days
When we were close to the edge
And wonder how we made it through the night
The end of the day remember the way
We stayed so close till the end
We'll remember it was me and you


(audience sings along as they stand)

'Cause we are gonna be
(Forever, high forever)
Forever you and me
(Forever, you and me forever)
You will always keep it flying high
(Forever, high forever)
In the sky of love
(Forever, you and me forever)

PASQAL09!

#CURTAINS FALL/CAMERAS STOPS ROLLING. #

(faces camera) A BIG Thank you to all of you that made this edition worthwhile. I couldnt help it, but sure can see that potential are better off sent in motion. You need to nip it.


(interlocks hand analytically)

I say a big congratulation to thse that drop their lines irrespective of the schedule. You made me smile.


And that wraps up this year's edition ofThe Wooing Challenge. Sure there is always a better next time. Gracias!

I am your host DaveP, see you next time, evidently same location, next year and a better chance for Redemption.

#DaveP signing out#


( winks at camera and gives finger salute. Puts off suspenders)

missberrypop5: hehehehehe, *You're the man* i just don't wanna look fake #1sttime

noted!

Jbluv55: Oh!!! TENOVERTEN sir .

noted!

Jbluv55 and chibwike... Your rating please. (signal to morris strauber and Gustavo to get set)

Jbluv55: Okay Ladies and Gentlemen, its obvious to all present that my choice is no other than SpcAgtOko .

I believe I won't be wrong to sweep my princess off her feet and fly away with her .

Thanks to all for your support. We'll invite you all to our e-wedding which will be soon .

One Love to you all . DaveP note

*sweeps her off her feet and flies away with her*

https://completewellbeing.com/assets/2013/02/are-you-a-knight-in-need.jpg

ur rating of her lines so we can call it a day/night!

Dayjhihannon01: Anchor to badt. Dey feel ya

(shrugs) mo sha ti se die niwonba ti mo le se! Abi.

Ladies and Gentlemen, here are they results as the stand. They are however subject to change as we garner info and decisions. Thank you!


Rozzay, Teespice and Softsparkky to woo OLUBUKATOO
POLYGAMOUS STANCE


Elantracey & Farano to woo OBINOSCOPY.


WINNER: FARANO!! CONGRATS


Marieolae & Cheryl1 to woo NAIJABOIY

I still respect the law of magnetism though!


WINNER: MARIEOLAE! CONGRATS MARIE, MY RESPECT FOR THE LAW STANDS INTACT TONIGHT.



Missberrypop5 to woo CHIBWIKE

RATING: 10/10

CONGRAT CHIB AND BERRY!



SpcAgtOko & to woo JBLUV55


RATING: 10/10
CONGRATS: SPCAGTOKO!!

Epathra to woo TALLESTY1


RESULT OBLIVIOUS!! ANONIMOUS DECISION TAKEN; REVERSAL STILL VALID.



Ishilove & *** to woo MYND44

AWAITING RATING FROM MYND44


Berem to woo OBAYAYA.

CONTEST WITHDRAW UNOFFICIALLY.


Thank you all for honouring this call. I'l like to see a better next next time.

Ishilove: So Mynd44, I am supposed to woo you. Well, I see others declaring undying love... BULLSHIT!!

How can I say I love you when we hardly know each other?? Is that how love starts? Anyway, two strangers first become acquainted with each other, then friendship grows, then comes love. So Mynd44 darling, I am not in love with you

As Micheal Bolton sang, "how can we be lovers when we can be friends?"

I remember the first time we I saw your picture on facebook, I was like "so this skinny , though handsome nigga is the one roaring like a lion on NL? ". However, as time moved on, I started feeling ancient stirrings in some deep, unnamed part of me. You confessed feeling the same way but I was sceptical. I mean, how can you, Mynd44 handle Ishilove? Seriously, how?

But overtime, you have showed me what a rich, warm personality you have beneath your dour exterior. You are full of mysteries, mysteries that I, Ishi, axe and pickle in hand intend to dig through in order to fathom what makes you tick. You intrigue me, Mynd44...and to be sincere, I send you die...



Mynd, will you be my special friend? I am not promising you heaven and earth. What I promise is much deeper and profound than those..if you're willing to give it a try...

acknowledged!!

OLUBUKATO, WE AWAIT YOUR FINAL DECISION. THEY ARE EAGER TO KNOW WHO IS THE LUCKIER TONIGHT! PLS WE AWAIT!

Ishilove: I shall woo thee now

im yet to see yours.....

Obinoscopy: Okay ladies and gentlemen, I think I've found my voice. Elantrßcy backed out, I gueßs.

Farano dear, when I saw ur lines, I was like, is this really happening? Could this be true. Is it the lady who I so cherish that wrote this beautiful lines? The lady who I spend most of nl time viewing her profile/profile posts. The lady who I send PMs to often. I couldn't believe my eyes. I was speechless.

Farano love, I was already yours before you wrote those lines. My fear before now was whether you were mine too. These romantic lines of yours have erased my fears.

I promise to love you. I will worship the ground you step on. I will build my empire around you. Everything I have both now and in the future are yours and yours alone.

Come with me my love. Hold my arms, let's take the walk to the moon filled with honey .

CONGRATS OBINOSCOPY!! SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET, DONT JUST HOLD HANDS.

CONGRATS FARANO. WE'L BE EXPECTING THE INVITE SOON!!

( OBIMO'S MY HEART PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)

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pasqal09: DaveP, where are the results?

a moment, nepa stalled!