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Donlino: 11:02 is early to you?!!

*grabs bottle of Scotch,pours in glass and gulps it*


aaaaah that's the stuff...

*In Barney stinsons voice *

Hellooo ladies.....

( check time) oh yes!!

lanicky: Lier!! U told me u've exhausted ur wine already

( drags her to room 6, press remote and secret compartment in wall reveal dozens of drinks) soo what else now. Youve only been coming ere for ------ yet u couldnt fathom dis.

Congrats to them. Gloria why, why why. Hmm

Donlino: All I want is a glass of Scotch.....can you get that?""

whew. Erm quite early. (Dials JB) okay ( gives him 3 bottles. ( from my private collection. Gracias

frankben: choi!!
You'll have to give me mzpreshie's breakfast.... As you can see, she's satisfied herself with mine....

( Gustavo tears apart his chef uniform in anger, a pirates red scap in seen on his head, he does d round flips,clutching Franben's head) what Gustavo stop, when did u become Chavo Guererro? Stop ( he stubbornly does 3 floor flips and leaves frank groaning in TONGUES ON D FLOOR, HE UTTERS SOME WARNING IN MEXICAN) Gustavo!! That was uncalled for. Must u show ur wrestling prowess so early. Besides he cant fight back like u.( tears part of beard in frustration, but smiles after exiting d scene)

Donlino: *Walks in like Barney Stinson *

*goes to bar and finds it empty*

hey JJ what happened to the drinks?

lol bros, morning o! Definitely this was internal/ corporate robbery!! The cctv feed picked out Frankben, the police are on their way....

Cheriepet: Den make sure u keep d key well... as for KP he is writing exams while Noble is in camp

hinhin! Sure i do as i ave, attempt have been made all to no avail. Okay. Wish them both best of Luck

JeffreyJamez: *Slowly entering bleed mode*......

thank you Lil sis for this revelation..

whas wrong with dis one now, u don turn Commando for your eyes ba?

charijee: The night was sweet and peaceful. ..how you?

as u can see, feeling fresh en fly!

frankben: *collects it from him.... Moves over to mzpreshie's room.... She's still sleeping.... Wakes her up*
good morning mzpreshie.... Your husband said i should serve you this *she gulps the yollof rice and it finishes in 2mins*

lmao ( smooches beard and Miris) u didnt even taste it to confirm what i said. U really are scared cos u guilty of something. The rice was perfectly prepare by Gustavo( points to his mexican chef friend) well u gave up d food, and thats dat. Guess its time to fast today!

lanicky: Em......actually I saw sis Cheriepet nd sis charijee drinking God knows what yesterday.

I also saw bottles of red wine in daveP nd Frankben's room.

Lol, so uve forgotten my own private bar in room 6? Thats where i took mine. Avent gone near d main bar, except when ave ga visitors. So d red label u saw with me was from room6! Get that??

charijee: Good morning lovelies!!

(in eddie Murphy's accent) Chari!!! Morning! Howaz d night?

Cheriepet: serve u food cos i b ur maid.... *shouting* daveP lock d kitchen and give d key to Jeffrey.... so FB do ur worst

did i hear that well?

You know its nt possible, even Lanicky knows no ONE, HAS A sparekey to the Culinary. il keep it just fine...... Wheres Kingphilip and noble

JeffreyJamez: *flings the bills at him*

ahh ( shrugs) aint signed nothing, tis ur bar, ave gat mine in room 6. Still stashed well so. Aint no pain when you neva seen the house payne! ( bounces out like Martin Lawrence)

Here frankben





yollof rice.









Yesterday's. Still good and tasty!








abeg free am, make d guy eat jare

JeffreyJamez: Oh is that it.......I should fill it up?.okay

yes now. And fast too before i replace d bill with $200

Cheriepet: Tanks for d breakfast hon... buh Frankben is on hungry strike so no food for him

absolutely!

frankben: na hungry dey worry us.

that remains for us to see after eating this.......






( withdraws d dish) i cant risk it. The CCTV caught u redhanded emptying d bar into one barrel like that. I rem u telling me u wana attend a parry today! (smooches beard,and unties it)

JeffreyJamez: *Points to the empty bar*

what happened there!!!!

really! Hmm, you had d keys alone to d bar, sooo (shrugs like wesley snipes) a guess ul refill it up. Me don play with ma key like dat. Even d ladies know dat. (drops a thousand dollar bill on d table) refill to ya taste, and keep! Kepp that key well!

Erm afterall for dessert..



Lamb Pasticcio- taste le excellente!!


Chicken Creole- supreme la valiante


er...

Rainbow Paste- excellente du artistre!


( they chorus again in robotic alacrity) enjoy your meal, and say your prayers. )

Aubergine Parmigiana- exquisseur cuisine!

Chesseburger- greedy appeticion!


Aubergine Parmigiana- sweet la taste!



( the chefs chorus with him in robotic, baritonic voice) BON APPETIT!!

frankben: chefs break-dancing? smh....

Good morning davep.

hmm, una don dey disturbed this early momo!

JeffreyJamez: Hey you.......got something to say to me?

(in d miz voice) really really really!!!

( they whisper to each other, One in a million hits d air, formation again, he is d Neyo, the 3 other guys are dancers,still in chef apparel.) when i look all around the world.....youre one in a millionnnnn, you are....


(music stops and they freeze, except their mouths) who be d bad belle wey stop the musik now?



Abeg now make u free us now, our leg don dey pain us, we wan serve una food after........ ( the muisc continues after 3mins. This time it is Jhybo's They just dey run their mouth that is playing. Omo see break dance, see acro crobaticals, see kungfuness, and head noddedness! ) ahh, they just dey run their mouth. Ahhhhh!! (he tiredly taps the guys to end it, two of them collapse) heeeeeeyyy ambulance !!! (frank calls 911)

frank: hello, we have 2 pipu who have faintest, sorry fainted at 16, Boulevardo Avenue.

Officer: (probably high early momo) talllllooo nsoro!!

Frank: what!! ( he cuts)

(they two chefs that faint stand up and tap frank from behind, a loud scream is heard from the palor, as ched davey smooches is tied beard and orders servings to start) breakfast's ready!!!

Goodmorning ty'all






( 4 guys including him all dressed in chef apparels with green and blue stripes with spoons in their hands stand in formation,smiling.) hit the music



( they start break dancing to D' Prince End Up loving me here. Sleepy heads are awake, frankben leaves those he is disturbing. He wants to join, but a break step in d form of kicking stops him . Music changes to Pharell williams- Happy ) them dey feel am,dem dey feel am!!!

Nicole Denby, 32

harlos: Am good.

Something else is taking my time...
Hope you're good

okay. Sure now!

herald9: Lolz... I give up...you win!

CURTAINS FALL
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harlos: oya close your eyes, I want to do something

hw far guy. Why u scarce sef?

lanicky: Then what is it?


Expect my call today....I want to hear ur agbero voice

i am me!!

Xtarxhyne: he loves u

lanicky: Uuh!

before u run, its a scene in RUSH HoUr 3 ft Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker and a funny chinese guru. The chinese guru did d ' i am you ' part making Chris Tucker to faint@ d end.

lanicky: Frankben!! Come oooooo..our daveP is high on something

u call GM to come to check me.






Besides when did u revive?

Unibenstudent: *grabs a guguru pack and observes ifyAngela tackling bad players like Davep*

lol ! U

temigracie: ...doin great..

okay, jst wanted to erm say hi!